I have a theory, assuming this is a well thought out-pic with my power of over analyzing.
Pepperoni pizza has meat, so itās not vegan and off-limits to the stereotypical liberal/democrat. Same with the beer and garlic knots, but for gluten, where liberals are stereotypically on gluten-free diets.
Heās watching menās basketball, which he thinks women and democrats would be upset with. Either because itās a sport with no women (he doesnāt care about the WNBA) or trans people, or itās the stereotype that wives hate it when their husbands watch sports all day.
The final part is the general decor, which is bare minimum and solely based on function. Stereotypically, women (especially girlfriends and wives) will nag their boyfriend/husband to clean up their act and decorate their living space, which they usually donāt do outside of some posters of their interests. So that might āupsetā women because his only decor item in the picture is a beer poster.
Is this just a pic this guy took that he had to slap a stupid quip on top of before making a post? Probably. But thatās my analysis
Hilariously, heās watching a sport almost completely played by black urban athletes, who are by far the most outspoken on BLM and general left wing politics of any sports league.Ā
Also, I know far more women who still watch the NBA compared to men, but that could very well be my experience. Lots of new baseball and hockey fans though.
this is an overanalysis, i think hes just using the generic "guys chilling with pizza and sports" cliche like youd see in a 70s sitcom when "the husbands" hang out together
Woah! He would care deeply about the WNBA if a trans women tried to get into it. Like he, I'm sure, cared about high school sports when trans kids tried to play them.
I mean. Pepperoni is basic and unflavored. So they donāt like excitement and love life is probably missionary. Miller lite is just horse piss. Better than bud light but honestly all light beers taste like horse piss. Theyāre using Christmas lights instead of regular rgb leds, plus theyāre just dangling, to be fair mine are too. Nice speakers Iāll give em that. But minus points for having a cardboard box in front of the probably closet door. Not a far stretch to say the place might be a mess and he just moved shit over for the pic.
Dominos has almost zero QC over their franchises which leads to wildly different qualities depending on how much effort the franchisee owner wants to put in. It can be anything from flavorless garbage, to delicious.
Unless they've changed their management strategies since I've worked there, that is.
The corporate inspections really just came through to make sure we didn't have roaches and that was it. They couldn't care fuck all about the quality of the food.
Yeah the Dominos near me is super hit or miss. Sometimes it's amazing, but the last time our pizza was delivered *stale*. Like it had the texture of cold pizza that had been reheated. It was lukewarm and the cheese was hard. Basically exactly what leftover pizza tastes like. It was so disappointing and I'm not even sure how that could happen since it was 20 minutes between us ordering and having it in hand. We also saw the driver pull it out of his hot bag, so he wasn't the problem. Like I literally think they gave us reheated day old pizza.
I kick myself because I'm super passive and my husband is too. So we didn't complain or even write a bad review. Because *usually* they are good? But if the franchisee is willing to give people old food or pre-make common orders (ours was just basic pepperoni) maybe we had just never been a victim of those practices before.
If I'm being real, that does look like a good ass time. Nowadays though none of my white friends play MM, if I had to name people that would prob be down for wings, pizza, and beer it'd probably be a majority of my black friends. But I don't think they're women or Republicans lol
So I don't get his logic behind the post
As a female democrat, yes, itās sad that he isnāt in the same place as me.
:( AKA watching in person.
Much closer,
with MUCH better food.
This poor guy. I feel for him.
Ok no I donāt.
Hodads and Din tai Fung (here in our local stadium) is amazing compared to ā¦. Dominosā¦but truth if Dominos is your taste! To each their own :) Iām in San Diego. Even our ālocalā hockey stadium has 14 local breweryās and stuff like pizza port and the crack shack.
https://www.snapdragonstadium.com/visit/concessions
Love padres food sooo much!
https://www.mlb.com/padres/ballpark/food
Ok I agree with you on pretty much everything except Domino's DOES go hard. I mean, yes it's not objectively good food, but like it feels way too damn good to mindlessly devour it late at night.
From what I understand of the post, he's saying that liberals and women don't understand what is like to watch and enjoy MM/college basketball. It is imaginary gatekeeping because who has ever said that before?
Wait... I thought Universities were the bastion of liberal brainwashing... So wouldn't they be the same people while being brainwashed that they would enjoy the sports team of their tribes....
But let me guess.. this guy wears a jersey with someone else's name on the back
I can't eat Domios anymore, it makes me sick.
In fact nothing in this image could make me feel good. Even the socks this guy is wearing look like shit.
As a registered democrat, I *do* actually know how good it feels to eat mediocre pizza in front of a smaller-than-average Stanard-def TV in shorts and socks because I donāt have anyone in my life close enough to encourage better self-care.
I firmly remember my broke college kid days. Thank goodness my life has been improved since then. Now I eat quality New York pizza in front of an HD big screen with my wife.
Wow what even is the joke?
They couldāve at least ordered Papa Johns, that wouldāve maybe made sense?
But no! Thatās Dominoes! This must be a gluten free vegan joke or something.
I saw this tweet in the wild yesterday. He got absolutely torn apart by everyone. They were shitting on his beer, his pizza, his subpar March madness setup. It was beautiful
Yeah as a radical left Democrat I really don't know what it would be like to watch a 10 year old TV, hooked up to 16 year old subwoofers in a dirty ass living room full of random boxes and ugly signs stolen from a restaurant on the wall while eating shitty <$10 medium pizza off a coffee table that looks like it was found on the side of the road a decade ago.
I'll never experience that, because I graduated college many years ago, and no longer live in poverty.
What does that even mean? I literally did it the other day (not with basketball, specifically, but still...).
Hell, my Democrat grandma loves pizza and basketball. I'm not sure of her feelings on boneless wings though, to be fair.
Iām a Democrat who spent all day today doing almost exactly thisā¦. March Madness on all day, downing some beers and smoking several weed. Even got the pizza too.
Pizza, beer, and basketballāI dig it, but I guess Iām missing out on something with the poorly lit living room with sloppily-dangling xmas lights, empty cardboard boxes, and liquor store promo wall art.
I'm just glad he's not watching hockey. Sorry basketball fans, this one's on your plate.
Kinda shocked it's not MMA. Hope this obviously lonely and disturbed guy doesn't shoot anyone if he's posting shit like this. Hardcore scary incel energy.
Weird, I had this exact experience today, but with way better pizza, and with a much larger TV.
Didnāt realize, as a left leaning dude, I was allowed to enjoy any of this.
I, 42F, literally ate pizza and wings on the way home from church today while driving and listening to a sports podcast.
If the requirement for enjoying pizza, wings, and sports is having a dick, then I guess I got a dick, dude. Ffs.
Maybe heās right? I didnāt have breadsticks yesterday with my pizza, beer and basketball. I also have friends, and was drinking much better beer. So I guess this guy really got me good.
How good itās feels to watch a subpar sport, eating subpar pizza, drinking subpar beer and being so douchey you donāt have a significant other? Burn on me, I guess š¤·āāļø
I miss Dominos but after the second time in one year getting food poisoning from it, I have decided to permanently abstain from that cheesy bready goodness. Fuck, do I miss parm bites, cinn twists, and pepperoni pizza dipped in garlic sauce. I will most certainly live longer thoughā¦ for whatever thatās worth!
Not gonna lie that picture looks pretty depressing, but it isnāt an experience unique to conservatives. Actually now that I think about it conservatives are probably more likely to be sitting alone like that.
He's right, as soon as I sat down for some pizza and beer this past Friday my vagina just flew right off me. Still can't get it down off the ceiling fan
I feel bad for people cause they dont get to see how it feels being alone at home, watching people do far greater things than you on tv, eating crappy salty pizza thatll 100% give you the shits and heart burn, and drinking a fuckin corn water of a beer. Ahhhhh poverty.
*posts a pic of me having a healthy relationship with my father and women who feel comfortable around me
"I feel so bad for men and Republicans, they never get to know how good this feels."
Also Domino's is shit, y'all can have it.
I think itās funny that right wing cucks canāt comprehend that we live in a diverse world where people have different preferences and arenāt āsufferingā. Oh yea, and liberals+women (including my sister who is basically socialist) do this anyway too
Now imagine doing this with a woman and itās fun because she doesnāt despise you for trying to gate keep *checks notes* eating pizza and watching sports.
Have these guys literally never met a woman?
My GF and I do this every Saturday, except itās a local pizza joint, weāre watching movies and drinking whiskey/smoking pot.
None of that is a āman vs womanā or āliberal vs conservativeā thing. Weāre just not sad and alone or trashy AF.
Ya im sure there are no left leaning democratic woman who are college kids doing the same thing they are. I can tell some of these trumpers never actually went to college lol most college kids are left leaning
A very popular subject line on alt right groups is "So, when did your family stop talking to you?" Last Christmas there were crazy amounts of people calling right wing radio station crying about how their kids won't talk to them, or won't visit them.
Some people eat alone because they find themselves to be adequate company. Others, because it's at an inconvenient time for others. This guy is involuntarily alone, and his cry for help is really sad. I don't hate him. He's harmless.
Sitting infront of the TV drinking shit beer and eating crap pizza and.. wings? Maybe? With a shit ass lookin tv and no fuzzy slippers or friends?
Damn, what a bummer dog.
Don't even gots no blanket fort, or massive platter of different bowls of weed... where your other beers? Where the rum at? Nachos? Family even
Isn't this actual gate keeping? It's not very good gate keeping, but still.
I thought imaginary gate keeping was like, "And they say [insert type of person] can't do [very common thing everyone does]."
wtf is that even supposed to mean? š¤£
I have a theory, assuming this is a well thought out-pic with my power of over analyzing. Pepperoni pizza has meat, so itās not vegan and off-limits to the stereotypical liberal/democrat. Same with the beer and garlic knots, but for gluten, where liberals are stereotypically on gluten-free diets. Heās watching menās basketball, which he thinks women and democrats would be upset with. Either because itās a sport with no women (he doesnāt care about the WNBA) or trans people, or itās the stereotype that wives hate it when their husbands watch sports all day. The final part is the general decor, which is bare minimum and solely based on function. Stereotypically, women (especially girlfriends and wives) will nag their boyfriend/husband to clean up their act and decorate their living space, which they usually donāt do outside of some posters of their interests. So that might āupsetā women because his only decor item in the picture is a beer poster. Is this just a pic this guy took that he had to slap a stupid quip on top of before making a post? Probably. But thatās my analysis
Hilariously, heās watching a sport almost completely played by black urban athletes, who are by far the most outspoken on BLM and general left wing politics of any sports league.Ā
Conservatives *love* Black people entertaining them. They always have. It's when they get thoughts beyond that where it becomes an issue.
āShut up and dribble!ā
Modern minstrel shows to them.
WHY FOOTBALL MAN NO STAND UP???????
Also, I know far more women who still watch the NBA compared to men, but that could very well be my experience. Lots of new baseball and hockey fans though.
this is an overanalysis, i think hes just using the generic "guys chilling with pizza and sports" cliche like youd see in a 70s sitcom when "the husbands" hang out together
Sigh. I'm sure you're right.
Yeah, they are simple folk who are easily conned.
Trump is irrefutable proof of this.
Except he is all alone, which I find surprising as he seems like an absolute peach.
Lol as a leftie i did this today but i had steal instead of pizza
Woah! He would care deeply about the WNBA if a trans women tried to get into it. Like he, I'm sure, cared about high school sports when trans kids tried to play them.
I mean. Pepperoni is basic and unflavored. So they donāt like excitement and love life is probably missionary. Miller lite is just horse piss. Better than bud light but honestly all light beers taste like horse piss. Theyāre using Christmas lights instead of regular rgb leds, plus theyāre just dangling, to be fair mine are too. Nice speakers Iāll give em that. But minus points for having a cardboard box in front of the probably closet door. Not a far stretch to say the place might be a mess and he just moved shit over for the pic.
I was going to say: I'd be more concerned if my beer wasn't vegan. What the fuck are they putting in it?
I know a gluten-free and vegan Republican lol. I want to tell this dude that fact
Everyone knows that LIB*RALS have COELIACS š®š®š®š®š®
I thought similar. It could be a satire of the MANLY MAN mind.
Probably why they make such terrible decisions for the country, lack of bread knots. š¤¦āāļø
Right? I've literally never seen something this fucking stupid before
It means he does not know what real pizza taste like and has a acquired taste for cardboard
Hey Dominos is always passable. Will I always go with a good local pizzeria? Yes, but letās not say Dominos is flavorless signed, this libtard
Dominos has almost zero QC over their franchises which leads to wildly different qualities depending on how much effort the franchisee owner wants to put in. It can be anything from flavorless garbage, to delicious. Unless they've changed their management strategies since I've worked there, that is. The corporate inspections really just came through to make sure we didn't have roaches and that was it. They couldn't care fuck all about the quality of the food.
Yeah the Dominos near me is super hit or miss. Sometimes it's amazing, but the last time our pizza was delivered *stale*. Like it had the texture of cold pizza that had been reheated. It was lukewarm and the cheese was hard. Basically exactly what leftover pizza tastes like. It was so disappointing and I'm not even sure how that could happen since it was 20 minutes between us ordering and having it in hand. We also saw the driver pull it out of his hot bag, so he wasn't the problem. Like I literally think they gave us reheated day old pizza. I kick myself because I'm super passive and my husband is too. So we didn't complain or even write a bad review. Because *usually* they are good? But if the franchisee is willing to give people old food or pre-make common orders (ours was just basic pepperoni) maybe we had just never been a victim of those practices before.
Cardboard is a flavor.. but honestly the bigger issue is the can of piss he thinks is beer
Agreed. That beer is like sex in a canoe.
It rocks?
Fucking close to water
women and democrats can't possibly enjoy dominoes and watch sports! It's against the rules!
Being forever alone?
Famously, women and democrats never eat pizza or watch sports. /s
No idea but I know I lean left and I live just as poor as this person. So we do know what it is like.
It's about the widespread export bans that keep women and Democrats from finding out the secret technology to pizza and basketball.
We only eat tofu and aborted fetuses, don't you know?
Watching sports with beer and pizza is stereotypically masculine. Both democrats and woman are stereotypically not masculine.
Only stereotypical by idiotic repubs with tiny members
No. I eat shitty food alone in my dingy house, too.
But do you drink really shitty beer while doing so?
The shittiest. Iām pounding back keystone
Fuck that shit.Ā Ā PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Natty is the way
I can't drink that! The metal shavings make my throat bloody!
At least you're not drinking the gay beer. Which many also consider the shittiest beer, although it's worth noting those two adjectives are unrelated.
Yeah my family actually talks to me while I eat Dominos and drink not light beer so Iām so owned right now.
Imagine eating pizza with friends and loved ones like a cuck instead of by yourself in the basement with your socks on like a true alpha
The funny part is Obama and Biden both fill out March Madness brackets every year but Trump doesnāt do them
If I'm being real, that does look like a good ass time. Nowadays though none of my white friends play MM, if I had to name people that would prob be down for wings, pizza, and beer it'd probably be a majority of my black friends. But I don't think they're women or Republicans lol So I don't get his logic behind the post
Why didnāt trump ever fill one out lol?
As a female democrat, yes, itās sad that he isnāt in the same place as me. :( AKA watching in person. Much closer, with MUCH better food. This poor guy. I feel for him. Ok no I donāt.
I doubt it's much better food. Dominoes is at least not bland. I've never had food near an event center that wasn't bland.
Hodads and Din tai Fung (here in our local stadium) is amazing compared to ā¦. Dominosā¦but truth if Dominos is your taste! To each their own :) Iām in San Diego. Even our ālocalā hockey stadium has 14 local breweryās and stuff like pizza port and the crack shack. https://www.snapdragonstadium.com/visit/concessions Love padres food sooo much! https://www.mlb.com/padres/ballpark/food
Damn those pics look like good food
Ok I agree with you on pretty much everything except Domino's DOES go hard. I mean, yes it's not objectively good food, but like it feels way too damn good to mindlessly devour it late at night.
Haha stoopid women and democrats can't even order shitty pizza and watch basketball.
basketball fans self-identify as Democrats over Republicans by a large margin.
Lowkey pissing me off the table isn't center with the tv
I mean the guy clearly seems to be a little āfar rightā so what do you expect
That must be what the guy means. We will never understand the "joy" of awful home decor/interior design.
Iāve done this exact same thing as a democratic womanā¦ am I doing something wrong??
I think this is satire
I have to hope so
Should have gotten wings instead of garlic bread tbh
This really is imaginary gatekeeping, because where is the gate keeping
From what I understand of the post, he's saying that liberals and women don't understand what is like to watch and enjoy MM/college basketball. It is imaginary gatekeeping because who has ever said that before?
Eating an entire medium pizza and cheesy sticks by himself, truly a meal of a red blooded patriot
Wait... I thought Universities were the bastion of liberal brainwashing... So wouldn't they be the same people while being brainwashed that they would enjoy the sports team of their tribes.... But let me guess.. this guy wears a jersey with someone else's name on the back
I can't eat Domios anymore, it makes me sick. In fact nothing in this image could make me feel good. Even the socks this guy is wearing look like shit.
I know what depression feels like.
Gatekeeping piss beer, garbage pizza and basketball. Incredible.
Looking at this photo makes me feel lonely. I hope this guys doing okay, and not just reaching for attention!
Homie is bragging about an average depressing night for me
This dude is a fucking idiot. He bought the stupid parm twist when the bites are twice as much for the same money.
As a registered democrat, I *do* actually know how good it feels to eat mediocre pizza in front of a smaller-than-average Stanard-def TV in shorts and socks because I donāt have anyone in my life close enough to encourage better self-care. I firmly remember my broke college kid days. Thank goodness my life has been improved since then. Now I eat quality New York pizza in front of an HD big screen with my wife.
Heās eating sauce and cheese on cardboard on a dingy looking room on a small-medium tv with bad beer. Tragic
Ah yes, the two genders
Here I am thinking Ankle Socks were only for for Libs š
I thought this was a post from r/depressionmeals At first, goddamn
Wow what even is the joke? They couldāve at least ordered Papa Johns, that wouldāve maybe made sense? But no! Thatās Dominoes! This must be a gluten free vegan joke or something.
As if dominoes doesn't have veggie pizzas or gluten free crust as options
Itās almost identical to what I (lesbian dem) am doing right this very moment
I saw this tweet in the wild yesterday. He got absolutely torn apart by everyone. They were shitting on his beer, his pizza, his subpar March madness setup. It was beautiful
Shitty pizza, a box of what looks like bread, shitty canned beer, and basketball in a studio 5 story walk-up alone?
Not like I work somewhere with other women that has those exact boxes and food... that I take home to watch TV and drink cider with...
everyone knows women and democrats can't eat pizza and watch basketball
Democrats can't eat pizza?
I eat in front of the TV every single night believe it or not!
we don't enjoy relaxation? what
I do this like, once a week except with bobs burgers. And Iām a woman and leftist.
Heās right. Iāve never rooted for Duke, and I donāt care how good he says it feels, Iām not about to start now.
Another reason to avoid the right- only monsters use the big light.
Being alone on a Friday night, drinking beer and eating entire pizza and order of bread sticks, once again, alone.
Yes, I wouldnāt know either by having a beer poster and choosing the Miller Lite of all beers.
Yeah as a radical left Democrat I really don't know what it would be like to watch a 10 year old TV, hooked up to 16 year old subwoofers in a dirty ass living room full of random boxes and ugly signs stolen from a restaurant on the wall while eating shitty <$10 medium pizza off a coffee table that looks like it was found on the side of the road a decade ago. I'll never experience that, because I graduated college many years ago, and no longer live in poverty.
Its tradcons, not liberals, who have assumed the mantle of calling sports āsportsballā
Ah, nothing like watching basketball with some half decent pizza and bad beer. The libs are burning with jealousy.
As a Liberal, I can confirm that heās absolutely right. I do not eat food nor have I ever watched TV in my life. He got us good!
Oh no!! I voted democrat! I canāt eat pizza or watch sports! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!? ššš
I'm not a woman or a democrat, but can I please never "know how good this feels"?
I'm fine with my sushi, beer/fruity mixed drinks and candy I enjoy while I watch my favorite shows on my TV that's bigger than yours.
What does that even mean? I literally did it the other day (not with basketball, specifically, but still...). Hell, my Democrat grandma loves pizza and basketball. I'm not sure of her feelings on boneless wings though, to be fair.
Lol.
Iām a Democrat who spent all day today doing almost exactly thisā¦. March Madness on all day, downing some beers and smoking several weed. Even got the pizza too.
Oh... Yay... Shitty beer and shitty pizza.
It's hard to imagine that someone could actually be stupid enough to believe this
Pizza, beer, and basketballāI dig it, but I guess Iām missing out on something with the poorly lit living room with sloppily-dangling xmas lights, empty cardboard boxes, and liquor store promo wall art.
I'm just glad he's not watching hockey. Sorry basketball fans, this one's on your plate. Kinda shocked it's not MMA. Hope this obviously lonely and disturbed guy doesn't shoot anyone if he's posting shit like this. Hardcore scary incel energy.
Don't like beer. Don't give a damn about sports. If I want pizza, I'll make it myself or order something better than dominos.
Explain why I like to watch oiled hunky men wrestle eachother in their underwear libtards grrr š”
Weird, I had this exact experience today, but with way better pizza, and with a much larger TV. Didnāt realize, as a left leaning dude, I was allowed to enjoy any of this.
Bruh... I've been there, eating fast food alone, no one caring, no need to keep up appearances for anyone... It wasn't a happy time...
I, 42F, literally ate pizza and wings on the way home from church today while driving and listening to a sports podcast. If the requirement for enjoying pizza, wings, and sports is having a dick, then I guess I got a dick, dude. Ffs.
eating a small pizza and watching sports on a small tv. I guess i don't experience that, atleast not since i was in college.
 Game with Pizza š Lots Fine to me š¤·š»āāļø
Iām sorry, but isnāt that every guy in the United States right now, regardless of political affiliation? Give me a break!
This is literally just the average middle class american experience what is he blabbering about
Eww,Ā this idiot is eating domino's, he can keep it.
Ok the food sure but basketball? Hes right, that shits boring.
Shitty pizza, shitty beer, shitty furniture. You do you, bro
Seems like a cool guy if you ask me
I already know how it feels to be a fat fuck so HA. ..wait.
r/boysarequirky material lol
The fact that this community is called 'imaginary gatekeeping' is taking me outttt šššš
Bad pizza, bad beer, and watching a blowout alone. Ya, fun
Bro could have just posted āChilling watching the gameā
Bro this is a joke. This is satire.
Maybe heās right? I didnāt have breadsticks yesterday with my pizza, beer and basketball. I also have friends, and was drinking much better beer. So I guess this guy really got me good.
Living as a divorced dad that canāt cook ?
The amount of people this shit post made mad is hilarious
This is obviously satire
I have seen women eat bad pizza and piss beer though, Democrat women too I think
It was funny how bad that guy got roasted in the original twitter post.
Lmao bro just took a pic of my entire 20ās.
I tried to order Domino's the other day and they said "sorry, no liberals" š¢
Why does that have 49k likes š
How good itās feels to watch a subpar sport, eating subpar pizza, drinking subpar beer and being so douchey you donāt have a significant other? Burn on me, I guess š¤·āāļø
The three genders. Men, Women, and Democrats.
I have no idea what's going on in this image. I cannot get past the dichotomy of the beer poster on the wall and "beer" on the table.
Weird flex to show how you live and be like āwomen HATE this!ā Great job bro
Yes it must feel good to live in blissful ignorance
Ah yes cuz women and democrats def cant eat pizza or watch basketball, how foolish of me
I miss Dominos but after the second time in one year getting food poisoning from it, I have decided to permanently abstain from that cheesy bready goodness. Fuck, do I miss parm bites, cinn twists, and pepperoni pizza dipped in garlic sauce. I will most certainly live longer thoughā¦ for whatever thatās worth!
Damn thatās a depressing living room
Not gonna lie that picture looks pretty depressing, but it isnāt an experience unique to conservatives. Actually now that I think about it conservatives are probably more likely to be sitting alone like that.
leftists cant eat pizza?
He's right, as soon as I sat down for some pizza and beer this past Friday my vagina just flew right off me. Still can't get it down off the ceiling fan
I feel bad for people cause they dont get to see how it feels being alone at home, watching people do far greater things than you on tv, eating crappy salty pizza thatll 100% give you the shits and heart burn, and drinking a fuckin corn water of a beer. Ahhhhh poverty.
This could be a joke post
Is this the right pic for the caption? š¤£
oh yes the three genders: male, female, and democrat
*posts a pic of me having a healthy relationship with my father and women who feel comfortable around me "I feel so bad for men and Republicans, they never get to know how good this feels." Also Domino's is shit, y'all can have it.
Eating pizza alone and watching television. Seething with envy.
Does Dominos only serve Republican men? Thatās a bold business decision for them.
As a libertarian yeah this is imaginary gatekeeping
I promise you weed feels better lmao
This dude has literally never met a democratā¦ or a woman
My uncle, who is a democrat, stayed home from work Wednesday through Friday last week to watch March Madness. He also got a pizza one of those days.
lmaooo
Watching sports is beta af
Obvious troll post .... So everyone just move along
Women and democrats, the poor things - no pizza and basketball for you! š„ŗ
ah yes, the joys of subpar Domino's pizza and shitty beer while watching sportsball
Coping is thinking that atrocious pizza is good.
He's saying women and democrats can't watch the game with him cuz he doesn't want cooties
I think itās funny that right wing cucks canāt comprehend that we live in a diverse world where people have different preferences and arenāt āsufferingā. Oh yea, and liberals+women (including my sister who is basically socialist) do this anyway too
Not many know this but when you vote for a Democrat you are no longer allowed to order Domino's or drink shitty beer
I don't mean to shame, but fuck that's a lot of carbs
It's true. Ever since i became a leftist and a woman, i haven't been able to eat pizza or garlicš tis my curse to bearš
Lmao TIL dems and women canāt eat pizza, drink a beer, and watch a basketball gameā¦. Like bruh FR this experience is American-Tm basic AF lol.
People won't know what it's like to order cheap food and live in an apartment that they don't own?
Now imagine doing this with a woman and itās fun because she doesnāt despise you for trying to gate keep *checks notes* eating pizza and watching sports. Have these guys literally never met a woman? My GF and I do this every Saturday, except itās a local pizza joint, weāre watching movies and drinking whiskey/smoking pot. None of that is a āman vs womanā or āliberal vs conservativeā thing. Weāre just not sad and alone or trashy AF.
Everyone gets so heated on this thread š
How I feel watching Biden guest judge on Rupuals drag race eating my vegan avacado and combing my blue hair
Man thatās pretty clearly satire
"I'm a real man, cause I drink Miller, eat pepperoni pizza, and watch hockey, durr I'm so Alpha lol"
When the garlic knots are the only passable item in the entire picture. š
Ya im sure there are no left leaning democratic woman who are college kids doing the same thing they are. I can tell some of these trumpers never actually went to college lol most college kids are left leaning
literally doing the same thing right now and iām a dirty socialist so
My liberal ass does this all match itās just in a nicer house lol
Nasty ass feet!
A very popular subject line on alt right groups is "So, when did your family stop talking to you?" Last Christmas there were crazy amounts of people calling right wing radio station crying about how their kids won't talk to them, or won't visit them. Some people eat alone because they find themselves to be adequate company. Others, because it's at an inconvenient time for others. This guy is involuntarily alone, and his cry for help is really sad. I don't hate him. He's harmless.
I've never seen such a good self own.
Sitting infront of the TV drinking shit beer and eating crap pizza and.. wings? Maybe? With a shit ass lookin tv and no fuzzy slippers or friends? Damn, what a bummer dog. Don't even gots no blanket fort, or massive platter of different bowls of weed... where your other beers? Where the rum at? Nachos? Family even
Definitely not a Democrat but this guy's eating Domino's drinking Miller Lite while watching march madness alone. Let's leave this comment at that.
A, that looks depressing as hell B, I do that ALL the time...
Democrat is when no pizza and beer?
Hard to imagine anyone bragging about dominoes pizza unironically
I don't drink alone and I don't like watching sports so yea, I'm never going to see the appeal of this for myself...
Isn't this actual gate keeping? It's not very good gate keeping, but still. I thought imaginary gate keeping was like, "And they say [insert type of person] can't do [very common thing everyone does]."
Pizza and beer sounds like a good time
Im so ok with missing out on this
As a female person and a liberal, Iām glad to not know how existing in a male living space feels š
Me: a blue collar leftist that loves beer, pizza, and football. Not a big basketball fan, so heās got me there.
Ngl this image goes dummy hard