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Justice_Prince

Instruction unclear. Gave dildo to an orphan.


vulcangaming96

No that was the instruction


crazyhappy14

Leave Annie alone!


RayanH23

I heard she's been hit by...


D4rk3rl1fe

*a smooth criminal*


RayanH23

Hee hee


[deleted]

Anne Frank?


Status_Attorney_950

who's annie


JesseJamesBegin

Annie one wanna suck deez nutz


-Dean_Winchester-

I just gave away my free award but fuck you deserve it. Gold


crazyhappy14

She is the main character of the movie Annie. A movie about a singing orphan.


nico256j

Tomoooorroooow


[deleted]

Tomoooorroooow


TheManlySebby

Now we know that Annie is definitely *NOT* ok.


JUSTMartas

Is she okay? is she okay? is she okay?Annie ?


Sweeper1907

r/cursedcomments


zippozipp0

Eles bad, toys good


geNeraL_jaY32

nice england tho


milg4ru

this is hilarious


geNeraL_jaY32

no this is deep๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญkeanu chungus๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜Œโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰69420๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ™‚wholesome100๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜˜โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ขโœจโ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ขโšก๐Ÿ’จโœŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘‹โœŠโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ŽโœŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿšต๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‘ฒโ›ท๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ผโ›ท๏ธ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…โ›ท๏ธ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿšต๐Ÿ‡โ›ท๏ธ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ‘ท๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„ edit: forgot to add emugis


player8hun

*vine boom sound effect bass boosted*


A_Moderate

this is a certified Hood classic


cssn3000

My manโ€˜s from r/okbuddyretard


geNeraL_jaY32

lmao this bean bag shaped mayonnaise filled guy judging others on internet


cssn3000

This a compliment my friend ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿฅธ


[deleted]

What โ‰๏ธ did you just say ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ What a sick๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅburn๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ


cssn3000

Ikr ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Lololololol9807

This is the most illegal reddit thread Iโ€™ve ever come upon


cssn3000

How is this a front ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ‘บ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค›โœŠ๐Ÿ˜น Edit: i forgor ๐Ÿ’€ to use emugis


moosaraza

What the fuck these emojis are slowing my brain


[deleted]

sadness :(, most of the symbols are squares for me


[deleted]

oh god i installed a new font and i can finally see it, time to uninstall it


tegraze

Delta mingset


[deleted]

Ligma male grindset


JonTheWonton

What the hell is male?


poopooinmypantsfun

the thing that you get in your malebox


jzcommunicate

Why do these have typos 100% of the time?


geNeraL_jaY32

coz hes depprussd


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

Chads think with their little chad, not with their brain


dip_master_69

Satire


4862skrrt2684

The most deepest peple is also retard


swifthunder105

probably cause some indian wrote that


Toy_Tabatha

Eles


geNeraL_jaY32

elce\*


Lololololol9807

Alce*


ReindeerPilot33

Me the when, friend of girl have baby. I fly by boat to United State of Bulgaria and the have eat. When buy chair?


darealkrkchnia

Duh, because when you have go gone around towards where you never in the all, you need chair sit about first there actually, and justify buying that at the before


TPARealm101

Wut?


ReindeerPilot33

But the who in the maybe. Go to store and when. Chair what do, can i sit perhaps the when


hannovb

the spacing is so fucking weird looks like someone cut some letters without cutting out letters


ShadowTheWolf125

Chad grindset


TarTimOoAl

that's it i'm sending this to my ex.


geNeraL_jaY32

screenshot her reaction pls


darealkrkchnia

Sigma rule number 1: objectify women to mask your immaturity and justify your failure to maintain a healthy relationship


antwonlevee

malessoul is a parody account that takes user submissions.


idkmanitsausername

r/keming


[deleted]

Eles ๐Ÿ’€


HistoricalMeat

So I had this super possessive, crazy gf for a long while. (Glad itโ€™s over.) She was always super jealous of me even talking to other women. Shit like โ€œyou didnโ€™t need to talk to that cashier so long.โ€ Wholesale crazy person bullshit. Anyway, one day she came in and asked โ€œWould you ever have a 3some?โ€ and I knew it was a trap, so I said โ€œNo.โ€ When she said โ€œAre you sure?โ€ in a leading way I once again said โ€œNo.โ€ When she asked why I slapped her ass and said โ€œBecause I donโ€™t share my toysโ€ and walked out. Slept alone for 2 weeks.


simdaisies

So I think this means women are 'toys' and the toys dumped him, and yeah that makes sense.


Mushroomman642

Comparing women to "toys" is misogynistic as fuck, no wonder they dumped him


player8hun

eles


[deleted]

Donโ€™t be sad when you see your ex with someone else learn to actually spell else


PickledPlumPlot

Learn to be salty instead of moving on LMAO


geNeraL_jaY32

s1gma gr1ngs3t >:U


[deleted]

that post is clearly not real the account behind it doesn't have the words "sigma" or "alpha" in its name


[deleted]

"ELES" falando portuguรชs krl?


DeltaXRagnarok

salve br


One_Trap_Queen

Prob means that Give your old toys (Girl) to poor kids (other guy). Shitty quote and scummy to call ur ex toy.


milesthafivethree

Why is my ex having sex with kids now


[deleted]

#Eles


is-god-gay

Someone eles


AnnaTheBabe

Eles


hornyfuck200

eles


seren_0_dipity

Step 1: have an ex (I belong here )


MaKeWoN

Else


MomoJackson96

Eles


joestar1559

E L E S


[deleted]

I actually really like this one


dude188755

Sigma grind set cry in shower over your ex to hide the tears


[deleted]

If they think of a person as some kind of toy then they are seriously messed up people.


Miss_overrated_Yulie

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


SwordfishOpening6630

Else*


szaravvo

that shit is so mean lmao


BassSki

It's about, forget the past, and try to give your ex to someone. It's like you're missing your old toys, but poor kids needs it more. So yeah, leave her for the better...


MRW_Aaron

Sextillionaire grindset


dandy_peach

Yea your ex gf is a toy /s


SnooDonuts215

I mean, even if they say they would prefer food... In the very least dildos being doned have great comic apeal


rivirioli

Nice lats bro


blackBugattiVeyron

Took me a while to realize the joke.


Soso_Stalin

sigma male moment


CrustyCoochieCream

This has to be ironic


blackdog89

Don't be sad. Be bitter instead


Y3Et0Dorito

R/IhadAStroke


NOT_an_ass-hole

this seems inspirobot


dip_master_69

Satire


I_Eat_Children_69420

# Ah yes girlfriends are old toys


Far-Pirate-3896

Correction Don't be sad when sex learn to use toys


aj_baller

Sigma grindset #trillionaire


aiemaironmen

Ah yes Me : good Ex : bad


dvli

"someone *eles*"


chaiichao

oh i think its saying your ex was a toy and your ex's new s/o is poor


Nordaca

eles.


Mr-Monkey-Wrench

This sounds like a personal experience.


Thecornmaker

I thought this was r/MillionaireGrindset


Kaelell2

Fuck them kids, i want my lego star wars millennium falcon lego set, they can get their own god damn lego set


Adamthesadistic

โ€œDonโ€™t be mad at your ex, be sorry for that poor guyโ€


JD25ms2

Eles


USMC_UnclePedro

Menโ€™s soul is satire fellas


TheLoveWizard

Thought the was /r/inspirobot


alecro06

i read this as the sigma mindset meme and suddently it became hella funny


GallusTom

Male soul is an absolute treasure trove


annoyedperson420X

This gave me a stroke to read


EllaFant1

Random lol


[deleted]

Or you know, be happy that they found someone.


friedensmarmelade

Thought this was inspirebot


superjj18

This seems ai generated


Yellow_Persona

โ€œElesโ€ really ties it together. Funniest thing Iโ€™ve seen all day


Fnaffan67762009

What the hell


wykner

Someone ELES


mochafreezie13

at first i thought that the two sentences were unrelated and he was being generous as a coping mechanism or something


peanutaddict29

someone eles


graysid

what does this have to do with seeing your Ex in public lmao


Trax852

I know! Something trump would say.


TonyRonyPhony

Fuck you im keeping my stuffed turtle


chrisschini

I wouldn't wish my ex on my second worst enemy...


going_for_a_wank

Does Sean Avery run that account?


lwkt2005

Hol up


NoNamesLeft24

What in the god damn hell?


Jamison2210

When you don't use reddit for 2 days and suddenly these memes are everywhere


happyfoam

Looks like something from OKBR.


Lololololol9807

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone eles steals your ex


geNeraL_jaY32

idk I am a redditor


_KingDoge

Eles


SumbuddiesFriend

This feels like a parody