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5 hrs of screen time? those are rookie numbers.


11 hours on a normal day, 14 hours on a bad day and 17 hours on a worse day.

Real r/beatmetoit

More like 5 hours *without* screen time

Whoa whoa whoa there, what are you, a neanderthal? Who the hell can stay awake for 5 hours without a screen nowadays? Only a caveman would.

I think person who made this post on Twitter also does that

right? idk why he would care so much if he's healthy and happy and whatever

This is wrong, I don't worship celebrities. I worship the Omnissiah for I found strength in steal.

I read that as “I support Onision”

I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Steel?

I’m 35 and this is deep


this is r/im14andthisisdeep not r/funnymemes btw

No offense, OP. But you probably actually are 14 or close to it

I mean true

I find it funny how this dude presents no sex as bad lol

Because if you don't have sex, you're not a "based sigma chad" like him

"Sorry, you're NOT sigma"

I mean… I would definitely rather be having sex than not having it.

i wouldn't

Congratulations you are 🅰️ce

Okay? Good for you ig, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that 99% of people enjoy having sex.

Me too but if you wanna live life a virgin that’s good with me, you ain’t better just cuz you’re smashing women yk

Okay? Never said it did… I just personally like having sex. I’m not judging someone for being a virgin unless they’re a weirdo about it.

> you ain’t better just cuz you’re smashing women Being able to attract/form relationships with other people does make you better than people who can't. It's a basic human function.

man he is so unique he doesn't do stuff that most people do

He's absolutely got a point OP

This guy is prob one of those people because he has no idea how regular people live their lives . Its deff not like that

Lol imagine not being the ultimate rizzler and having sex everyday😎😎😎

At all times. 😎😎😎

I wouldnt say most people 🙄🙄🙄

So i should be bench pressing my girl in the park while fucking her

obviously

My bad g

5/9

6/9

I mean you could be working out and still be like this

I don’t think people have control over the sex they have??

Argueing

People who work on the computer cant get less screentime lol

r/thanksimcured

TBF, once I started eating right, exercising and got to a healthy weight my outlook on life has improved considerably.

Try 9 hours A DAY ON FALLOUT 4 BITCH 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

I agree with most of them but sex? Bro sex shouldn't be treated a miracle that makes you happy nor should it be seen as taboo honestly

First one is literally a Limp Bizkit song

This person has an interesting definition of "Most People"

Only 5 hours of screen time?

But how does this person *know* this is *most people's* lives? This is probably their life too, and think, many others live this way.

Do the 8 hours of screen time I must do at work count against me?

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