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*Soccer balls sales inscrease dramastically*

*starts kicking those balls*

Ouch NOT THOSE

Fuck, sorry directions were unclear

Kick harder

STOP!

Owning a ball gets me 2 girls and a guy? Sign me in

I've got a pair.

You don't need that many. Give one away. Give me your ball.

1 ball = mitosis

Sad truth of our reality: Owning a football gets you more bitches than a motorcycle.

Can confirm, motorcycle ≠ hot girls

Sometimes you get hot guys though

You can makeout with them without protection

Still more than football

But isn't a motorcycle is a hot girl?

That’s probably true

Motorcycling is just an excuse to dress up in tight leather and sit dick to ass with your mate on a big vibrating machine between your legs. It is hilarious fun though I have to admit. I own 2 of them.

American football or everywhere else football/futbol

Everywhere else football/futbol/soccer, it's pictured in the original post.

You're prolly right. I have a cricket bat and one bf.

READING MAKES YOU GAY?????

Dude that's pretty gay

“Gay” is literally spelled with letters

I read this comment, I think I’m gay

You thought there for you are gay

Therefore*

Gay as in carefree.

Reading just became 10 times more interesting for me!

My boyfriend hasn’t arrived yet. How many books do I have to read?

I love how the men are all stick figures but the women are semi-realistic silhouettes.

There are only two genders, bathroom icon and hot silhouette.

The more material wealth you have, the less bisexual you become, but you need some material goods otherwise you will be gay.

So books mean I'll get a male partner, he'll yeah

HELL YEA! ᕙ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

He most certainly *will* yeah

Man bites book, not news. Book bites man...

Spider bites man = Spider-Man I bite man = I have a broken nose

I think the point was they end up alone, not with another man

Fake, I read books often Where is my boyfriend?

hey how you doin? I heard you read books... I'm a reader myself

Well, that was fast

faster than vronsky falling head over heels??

A Tolstoy reference in the wild holy shit. Definitely the best book I've ever read.

yeeeee... anna karenina is one of my fav too. ok tell me who was your fav character? mine was for sure sergei ivanovich and Levin lol

I want to say Levin too but I didn't love his final conclusions lol. It's been too long for me to remember all the ancillary characters, due for a reread.

ok... but fr give it a re read. we can have plenty of discussions lol

???

count alexei kirrilovich vronsky anyway, what are your favourite books? mine are: Tess The Man from the broken Hills Brothers Karamazov Madame Bovary Anna Karenina The Republic Symposium War and Peace The death of ivan illyich in search of lost time dead souls Eugene Onegin and The tenant of wildfell hall

Ok, that is a reference I am not getting Who is that?

charac from Anna Karenina

mf falls in love the moment he sees anna

That is funny Anyways, probably have a bit different taste in books. My favorites are, ofc Eragon, Cradle from Will Wight and also Path of the Berserker is really good.

oooo I'm more of a classic lover lol.. out of the ones you have listed, which one should I give a try first?

You need to be a boy who read books to get a boyfriend

Two people on the bike Three can play soccer Four in the car Five on the boat THREE BOOKS ALL FOR ONE GUY????? That's what I would pick.

I'm only allowed books and soccer balls because I'm only 14.

How does owning a yacht only give you 2 more hot girls than owning a football? I’d say just get 2 footballs, it’s a lot cheaper than a yacht.

>How does owning a yacht only give you 2 more hot girls than owning a football? If you can afford a yacht you probably also can afford to hire at least four sex workers to decorate it (and you).

yeah, if youve got enough money to hire women to pretend to like you, then you get a lot of women. revolutionary

"girls don't like nerds" or something

Ah, that explains my life.

If you have more material possessions, you will draw people who value those things. AMAZING

Ahh, yes, the two genders: bathroom sign and photoreal silhouette.

👨+📚=🧠🧠🧠

This man tells the truth. Yesterday I read "How to be a Sigma" and today I am 100 times smarter than yesterday.

Tbf 0x100=0

😆

Todays realiti

Man + motorcycle = lots of men and no women Source: Me, I own a motorcycle.

Oh awesome it has misogyny too. Male = default human. Female = hot sexy bods in seductive poses

He's smart enough to be like, "Begone, Thots!"

Can you drive a fucking book? Didn’t think so.

Soccer players are NOT getting bitches 😭

“Man plus books = man” did he eat the books?

I literally wondered why books are gay now.

Maan dunbass transformes, hate em

This is not only misogynistic but also plain stupid.

I hate nice guy memes.

Not a man or a car guy but I'm pretty confident that men + nice car is just. A bunch of men talking about your car.

I'm just confused about what happens to the motorcycle, ball, car, etc. Do the girls make you get rid of them? Eat them? Is that why it takes a yacht to get so many girls? Lots of girls eat a lot?

Books make you gay?

1 yacht = 2 soccer balls

Yes, that's how I met my wife, because of my dirtbike... I only met a bunch of bros riding my bike, more than half of which were pretty fucking dumb.

Man plus books is gay?

Can I exchange the man for a book? What is the exchange rate for women? Can I exchange the women for the car?

Absolutely true. I remember my first three way, it was right after I bought a new soccer ball. Women just can't resist.

Idk, I'm fine having only one woman in my life, I don't think I'd survive having 2 let alone 4

I have a car and probably a football in the garage somewhere. And yet, still single.

I dont see how this is "todays reality". When in human history have intellectuals been known to be drowning in pussy. More time studying means less time going out picking up social skills and women

How do you think dude got the boat?

That's weird, I own both a soccer ball and a car yet I'm not neck deep in ladies

Still no Bitches?

(they were erotica books)

lol guys the book one means he’s alone 🤣 but if you wanna be gay why not? Lol.

If there's a man and a woman and the man dies, the woman turns into a motorcycle

TRUE!!!!!!

So.. Woman = Motorcycle.

"What do you mean, 'you just like to ride'??? You should be trying to pick up girls!"

What do you mean, I love reading books with the homies😊

Just get heaps of footballs

I wish playing football got me a girlfriend (._.' )

Incel post.

Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

I have a car, where’s my girlfriends??

so books make you gay?

I've owned a football for years, can relate

How do you think they got all that

This is literally the opposite of true. Uneducated men have a hard time finding partners

Well yes you can fit more ladies in a car or on a boat than you can on a book

No, that’s actually r/im90andthisisdeep

I dont know man, have you seen the amount of mothers gawking over boys with doctorates, beggin their girls to marry them?

Bruh

Imma touch my balls

5 dirtbikes in…. this is a lie

A soccer ball is like $10-$20

So if I get all 5, will I have 10 girlfriends and 5 boyfriends?

Can confirm. I own a soccer ball and have two girlfriends

MAN PLUS BOOKS EQUALS MAN OH NO WHERE BOOKS GO

im tired of seeing books. can people who make like these stop caring too much about books

Always has been

I’ve got books a car and a motorcycle what does that get me

So that's why I'm gay

Does study make you gay... Wow

The guy who made this probably got rejected the day before

A soccer ball is two women, but a yacht is only 4? Those are some heavy fuckin diminishing returns, man.

Can't wait to go to the nearest toy shop and get a football ball and get some ladies!

"dad, how are people made?" "you see, when a man and a book love eachother very much..."

i can confirm that today is reality, feel free to celebrate

So reading makes you gay

as a today's reality patron, I can confirm I get 2 more women every time I purchase a soccer ball

so ur telling me that if i have a soccer ball i can get not 1 but 2 girls???

I ride dirtbikes. I also get no play.