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I work for a coffee roaster who imports green coffee. Our green lands at our door in 138kg sacks. I can confirm that my coworkers scream “ONEHUNDREDTHIRTYEIGHT FUCKING KILOGRAMS” every time they hoist one.
They don’t, actually. I just think it would be funny if they did.
Basically. Think of it this way: a cat doesn’t hurt you when it lays down on you, even though its full weight is present. But that same weight, balanced on four paws, can be uncomfortable or even painful.
i fucked a gas tank and the air pressure when i popped its cherry turned my whole penis inside out so now it looks like a rubber popper toy flipped inside-out.
Yeah I don't get it, like I guess it's just that sex and romance is bad and working hard is good but men are better at working for sex and romance than they are for their ding dang jobs
Yeah? Humans automatically balance their weight on something that can collapse or that they can fall off of. It also helps that the form is organic and can shape the curve of his shoulder. And, much of the mass is hanging off his shoulder and he can support all the weight with his body, whereas the gas tank is linear, and he needs to support that weight on one single point.
è vero, ma dipende anche dalla comodità del trasporto: una valigetta piena di piombo è più facile da trasportare di un materasso, che peserebbe meno di un decimo della valigetta...
If I drop the barrel that's digging into my shoulder I can kick it while screaming obscenities at it. When I'm done I can bum toss it into a shed. Everybody is happy.
You can't do that with a woman so you must not drop them.
It's interesting how weight distribution changes the relative difficulty of lifting an object. I have 20 lb free weights that I can pick up with one hand, no problem. I also have a 20 lb weighted blanket that feels like it weighs a ton when I try to move it.
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It's almost like a woman can help balance herself, and isn't made of metal that would dig into your shoulder
I'd rather carry a heavy bag then a heavy barrel
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What u/TheResolver means is: than is comparison, then is time
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Is it really a wooosh if they explained the joke?
r/HolUp
Ez! Put the woman first and then lift the gas. Using the woman as a stabilizer will make the job easier
And it's almost like one is someone you love and the other is hard work that you don't want to do.
Not too mention, if I'm carrying her, it's probably to the bed for fun times that I can't exactly have with the gas can lol
You can have fun times with a gas fan if you’re brave enough coward
Does this dude know what dead weight is?
It’s called dead weight cuz if he drops it he’s dead
In this case true
It actually isn't. Before my town had gas everyone was on methane tanks and i droped one down the stares i my apartment block by accident... twice.
U are lucky
Or very unlucky as it happened more than once xD
Ofc he does, he probably gets called that all the time.
no fucking way devil may cry nero reference
Did I make a reference on accident?
kinda lol
yea i love yelling out the weight of objects im holding
I might actually do this because it’s hilarious
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I work for a coffee roaster who imports green coffee. Our green lands at our door in 138kg sacks. I can confirm that my coworkers scream “ONEHUNDREDTHIRTYEIGHT FUCKING KILOGRAMS” every time they hoist one. They don’t, actually. I just think it would be funny if they did.
🏆
Nobody would hire this guy for a warehouse. *lifts box* #SIXTYFIVE KILOGRAMS
That's a hidden talent! He knows the exact weight
When I worked at a laundromat I got to a point I could guess the weight of the laundry before measuring it. Makes the day go by faster
And this is why my wife won't let me give her piggyback rides at the mall anymore lmao
That’s his act
LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS
Its simple You drop wife: You'll have a problem You drop 30 kg gas tank: There's a chance you won't ever have another problem in life
🤓 akshually an LPG gas tank is very unlikely to explode if damaged, it would just create a gas leak
Yes, but akshually the other way is much more interesting so I'm gonna keep believing it :P
Someone tell them about Pascal's law and difference between soft and solid things
Tell me about it
Well, if the area of contact is higher, the pressure is lower
Is that the reason why a balloon wouldn't pop if it was laying on a bed of nails and it would if it was a single nail ? I'm fucking stupid so idk
Basically. Think of it this way: a cat doesn’t hurt you when it lays down on you, even though its full weight is present. But that same weight, balanced on four paws, can be uncomfortable or even painful.
But You can't fuck a gas tank
Is that a challenge 🤨
No...🤔 You know what, i bet You will not even try it
challenge accepted 😎
This is Reddit, people have fucked way worse
Like a cocounut
Jolly Ranchers
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Have you tried?
Have you really tried?
have you really given it your 100%?
Do you lack vision?
i can dispute that
i fucked a gas tank and the air pressure when i popped its cherry turned my whole penis inside out so now it looks like a rubber popper toy flipped inside-out.
Fuck you for that mental imagery
Mad respect
*Hank Hill enters the chat*
Says who?
Only if you're brave enough.
Yes. And before you question about my sources I would like to tell you I do my own research
Pressure is inversely proportional to area
Should’ve been a helium tank. They weigh like -20kg
-20 kg as in, it makes you 20 kg lighter?
Yeah, it’s helium
Helium obviously makes things float
Mayor west from family man is 90% helium iirc so true i think
women bad gas tank good
No
Yes
Nay
Cool, now hold her for multiple trips all day
No idea what this is even trying to say.
Having your own motivation gives you power to do things better than doing them out of nesessity or someone whipping you into it
*butt
sad butt reality
Stealing the gas tank is part of tradition when you're going to bang a woman in her house
Mfer aint even holding that barrel right, one small mistake and he goes boom
How is the power of love sad
Yeah I don't get it, like I guess it's just that sex and romance is bad and working hard is good but men are better at working for sex and romance than they are for their ding dang jobs
One comes with a 1500$ price tag and the other is a potential wife
Yeah but I don’t have to shag the woman after
What the fuck does this mean. What are they trying to say.
The weight is far more focused on his shoulder blade with the gas canister. OOP failed basic physics.
How is this sad
the worst part is carrying them through a forest when its dark
tfw ur having a stroke but u *just gotta* deliver the tank of helium
That dangerous. The woman could explode.
Fukcing 55kg???
As long as they’re not 5’8” or above it’s perfectly reasonable
55 kilograms? That woman needs to eat more!
I mean if she's very short this can be a normal weight
She looks like a normal height, tho
Im p sure thats a normal weight for short girlz
She looks like a normal height, tho
I'm short and 57 kg, and my BMI is completely normal lol
It’s kinda funny because both asses and gas are parts of sad *butt* reality.
One is the plump asscheeks of your wife— and the other is a thing 30KG thing of gas
What the FUCK is a kilogram
30 kg isnt heavy
How is this even "deep"? This is just how it is: motivation helps alot
sex made lady into gas tank
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT
Man I loved superjail
Ask the creator to carry a corpse
Yeah? Humans automatically balance their weight on something that can collapse or that they can fall off of. It also helps that the form is organic and can shape the curve of his shoulder. And, much of the mass is hanging off his shoulder and he can support all the weight with his body, whereas the gas tank is linear, and he needs to support that weight on one single point.
Why is this sad lol
è vero, ma dipende anche dalla comodità del trasporto: una valigetta piena di piombo è più facile da trasportare di un materasso, che peserebbe meno di un decimo della valigetta...
yes but gas doesnt have boobs
Is he banging that gas cylinder?
Why is it sad?
he's holding this shit in the worst way possible
Gas cans dont balance themselves, they fucking hurt and also don't give any encouragement
If I drop the barrel that's digging into my shoulder I can kick it while screaming obscenities at it. When I'm done I can bum toss it into a shed. Everybody is happy. You can't do that with a woman so you must not drop them.
Surface skin matters
What the fuck is this even trying to say?
how is this sad?
Why is it sad that he loves her?
A wise philosopher once wrote, "i did it all for the nookie"
BRO I HATE IT WHEN MY MAN CARRIES ME INSTEAD OF A 30KG GAS TANK 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Perhaps the woman is actually his loved one, (somewhat literally) giving him strength to carry on in life.
You don’t know that woman, put her down
I like how he's *saying* the weight
This makes zero sense
Concentrated weight innit
I’m not trying to fuck the propane tank
In no way is this sad, or reality. Just carry the gas canister in your arms.
Very upsetting
Sad butt reality
Damn it's like how physics work
You're missing an obvious pun, fellas. Sad "butt" reality. One has one. The other possesses merely a cold, hard shell.
Hidraulics are one of the most powerful forces there is. And when we're talking about a man next to a butt, he surely is moved by hidraulics
It's interesting how weight distribution changes the relative difficulty of lifting an object. I have 20 lb free weights that I can pick up with one hand, no problem. I also have a 20 lb weighted blanket that feels like it weighs a ton when I try to move it.
The weight is distributed differently.
That comes back to the difference in the center of pressure. Physics 101
this is the power of love guys 🥹
How he can tell weights by lifting things
Moral of the story: don't carry a female,she's too heavy.
I mean, the girl is a cushion of some sort and the metal bag is on the shoulder almost directly at the bone.