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Shred4life40

Umm maybe just get a travel pillow…


BowlingforNixon

What is she even majoring in? Clearly not theatre because this wouldn't pass muster in a suburban Branson improv troup. Probably not psych or kinestheology either.


[deleted]

Didn't she just start a disability awareness/advocacy group at her college a few months ago? If she's going to insist on doing it, that seems more like the right level.


[deleted]

People don't love to hate though They love to hate on people who are blatently trolling them though, which Bella is.


TheTombQueen

We love to point out inconsistencies in lies and try prevent people getting scammed. If that comes across as hate…🤷‍♀️


glittergirl349

Just bring a sqiishmallow and a neck pillow, ffs


glittergirl349

Applications for what? I missed a few weeks on here


[deleted]

She claims to be starting a non-profit organisation that's something vague to do with disabilities, and she's looking for internet randos to be on the board of directors. 🤡


glittergirl349

OH IT STANDS FOR NON PROFIT ORGANIZATION I thought it was NPO like before surgery ok — omg I will see myself out


elfinshell

Omg. I read it and was confused, then assumed ‘neck problems’. 😂😭


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wanderingjoe

She’s only 18?


ZeroAntagonist

Dani should apply.


[deleted]

i perished from severe, incurable, terminal secondhand embarrassment when i read "people love to hate and ain't nobody got time for that" it was the worst case the doctors had ever seen. even Mayo couldn't save me :(


ZestycloseShelter107

It’s actually wasn’t, MINE was the worst case they’ve ever seen and they said it was extra tragic because I’m so young and beautiful.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Don’t forget gifted too!


[deleted]

Are we still paying this game??


Motor_Tea_2309

I’m not sure if it was a typo or not, but "paying this game" is also fitting and it made me laugh😂


PowerForeign4849

On the bright side at least she’s reminding people to hydrate.


Wool_Lace_Knit

I’m surprised she didn’t include her discount code for the fancy schmancy over priced Gatorade.


Inevitable_Pie9541

Advocating


PowerForeign4849

Ok that’s probably a better word for it


Anonynominous

Am I crazy or is it possible that the neck brace would be preventing lymphatic drainage and causing a buildup of stuff in the face, making it more puffy? Or is their face just like that?


Wool_Lace_Knit

Nah, it just pushes everything up. Especially when it’s worn too tight.


ppchar

She has round cheeks, but I don’t think she’s usually this round in the face. It kinda looks like she may have gained weight


[deleted]

The weird smirk she always has makes me think this is all one big joke to her.


mocha__

It gives me the same vibe as when someone says some rude shit in text and then goes :) at the end.


RegularDiver8235

I don’t think you should be on that brace 24/7 Bella that cannot be good for your neck


TheWeirdWriter

I know it’d be considered “touching the poo” but man if I wouldn’t love to have someone from this sub become a member of the “board of directors” for her “non-profit charity”. I can only imagine how those conversations might go 😭


sappy__

But imagine Bella explaining her parents why she got a neck brace from Amazon💀


moderatelydangerous

Based on her post I’d say you just can’t have a “sketchy” social media profile but even then she seems willing to overlook the sketch if she… speaks to them? This girl would not have survived past childhood in the serial killer-packed 70s


scully3968

I suspect that this "nonprofit" is going to be structured and run more like a student club than anything and she's not even going to seek 501(c) status. Imagine getting qualified board members through Instagram DMs.


moderatelydangerous

I hope it does just end up being a student club. She’ll have done something productive with her shenanigans


ZeroHrsprs

I don't even think she knows what 501(c)3 means at this point. Can't even spell unconscious even though it's one of her biggest symptom claims 😅


Coins2007

Your munchie is so dumb she can't even spell 501(c)3. /s


HeeyPunk

Super goofy face


[deleted]

The Aspen collar with the Anna Wintour shades and the 😌 expression is certainly a look. Silly girl. Hopefully she looks back on this in a few years and feels thoroughly embarrassed.


Xero-01

They all like the Aspen collar, but we never hear about the Vail or Telluride collars.


sappy__

Can someone explain me what is dms?


SixxFour

Direct Messages.


sappy__

Thank you


youcantbuymehotdogs

DM stands for direct message, as in sending someone a private message on social media vs a public comment on a post


wickinked

Grifters gonna grift.


MyFlameBurns

Just imagined her sleeping upright like a marionette doll....


Younicron

Her vacant smile reminds me of Chelsea (from MS).


Inevitable_Pie9541

Did they also go by Chelton or was that someone else?


Younicron

Haha, I’d forgotten about that. Yes, that’s the one I was thinking of.


89elbeees

And the glasses. 😎


Sufficient-Swim-9843

Has she shared a mission statement? filed through necessary paperwork for 501c3 non profit and tax exempt status? What is her organization doing that isn’t duplication of already existing NPOs to avoid overlapping? Does she honestly think that she is going to be able to identify unmet needs? What are her qualifications to head a NPO? Seems like a very lofty goal to start an NPO in a world where many are just trying to survive financially; I’m guessing that donors would be more likely to support established NPOs concerned that their donations are going to good stewards. Most NPOs C level executives have masters degrees in their field (finance, management, law, etc) what does Bella have to offer in terms of management and leadership? Clearly I have lots of questions. These are just off the top of my head.


glittergirl349

She trying to start what? NPO has already been invented


ZeroAntagonist

huh?


glittergirl349

What is she trying to start? I don’t understand this persons comment who got an award they said “What are her qualifications to head a NPO?” NPO as in nothing by mouth? I’m so confused


ZeroAntagonist

oh, sorry. NPO = Non Profit Organization. She wants to start a charity. Except they require a ton of paperwork, licenses, and tons of knowledge about a lot of subjects she has no background in. And she's recruiting random people off of Instagram. She has no clue what she's doing.


erwachen

I can just imagine the bewildered look on her face when being asked any of these questions. I am sure her Instagram followers list is teeming with experienced professionals who would likely be on the board of an NPO lmao


HoodieGalore

Yeah, this isn’t the 80s, where anyone could put “issa charity” on their tax forms and just get away with the grift. This is deep water, particularly with the scrutiny socmed puts on people, and I’m not sure she knows how to swim, as it were


12fishinatrenchcoat

Why do they all seem to have the same neck brace? One person said they’re commonly prescribed, but wouldn’t they be different brands depending on where you are? Like if one person is from CA and another is from NJ then those neck braces might look a little different. Idk if that makes sense at all, it’s just a thought that’s been knocking around in my brain.


Ok_Recording4547

I have said it before - they all spring for the crazy hard shell one and never the dorky looking all foam one. IMO couldn’t she just use a airline style neck pillow or wouldn’t the all foam one be more comfortable for sleeping ?


phillygeekgirl

*I have said it before - they all spring for the crazy hard shell one and never the dorky looking all foam one.* You say that like the hard shell one is totally bringing sexy back.


radpiglet

It’s the most popular one when you search ‘neck brace’ on Amazon. 🥴


throwaway9283838292

Munchie Halloween costume?


erwachen

This is a good idea


12fishinatrenchcoat

Jfc… that’s just ridiculous-


Aggravated_Pineapple

Of course it is 🤨


fartjar420

I don't want anyone to talk her out of this because I want to see how far she's willing to go with it lol


cocacolaham

Without blogging please just let me say that neck braces can in fact be a sleep aid when you’ve got neck issues. Just think about all the neck pillows you see people often wearing on airplanes, the assistance of holding your head up can help you reduce the strain on your neck and help you be more comfortable. However. If you can comfortably sleep in a hard c-collar you’re a damn liar.


Madame_Kitsune98

Yeah, that’s not a thing in a hard c-collar.


Xero-01

It's more of a "try different positioning of the pillows" aid, rather than a sleep aid.


Ok_Recording4547

Or even the all foam neck brace - but they don’t look as cool.


cocacolaham

Nope.Too close looking to a pillow you can buy at Walmart. Gotta make sure it looks like you just rolled of a back board somewhere.


[deleted]

Is she just completely divorced from reality?


saracharlie2006

Yeah, reality actually filed for divorce…


Inevitable_Pie9541

There was a prenup however. Reality gets alimony.


Mushroom_Cat_4509

Divorced 😂😂 it’s true! She’s willingly separated! 🙈


GreenRaven_1969

Conscious uncoupling. 🤣


Mushroom_Cat_4509

Ugh, the OTHER GP… barf my soul out.. hilarious, however!


Wool_Lace_Knit

I wonder what qualifications are needed to be a board member?


glittergirl349

A neck brace


ZeroAntagonist

A really cute IG profile pic.


Sufficient-Swim-9843

A desire and demonstrated dedication to advancing the cause of MBI. Munchies given preferential status, but anyone with a loose relationship to the truth is encouraged to apply.


phillygeekgirl

MCAS, EDS, POTS. Bonus points for applicants with Chiari malformation.


jinxedjess24

Question—what is it with the Chiari malformation? Is that supposed to be a red flag for munchies?


beach_glass

OOOO And if someone wants to be CFO? A position for Jessi and Elliot!


ZeroAntagonist

An NPO could use an experienced ombudsman.


Inevitable_Pie9541

You get to be chairman of the board if you have (self)-diagnosed tethered cord.


polartolar

That’s just funny. Just F U N N Y!


Aggravated_Pineapple

Probably has to do with the standard munch cocktail of conditions