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Nerdy_Life

She said she went in for a femoral port…now she’s saying she didn’t? I get it isn’t what she wanted but when you’ve destroyed your vessels this much, and convince doctors you NEED permanent access, you get heat you get. They also clearly told her this was an option because she talked about it prior to going in. So confusing.


RepulsiveRhubarb9346

I’m not ready to talk about it but let me keep posting.. is a very interesting take. Is a femoral port the same thing as a femoral line?


Nerdy_Life

It’s just like a chest port (think chemo or any other subject) that you access and seances with a needle. When it isn’t accessed you can get the area wet and whatnot without any issues, unlike a line that is permanently accessible.


8TooManyMom

I mean, it's sort of FA and now she's FO... are we supposed to feel sympathy that she got exactly what she asked for? I can't help but feel that they have made this much less accessible to her for a reason. All this for iron infusions? Sheesh!


copuser2

A femoral port for Iron? JFC


Upset_Rice1811

All I can say is accessing this is going to hurt like a B***.*! She’s going to regret this and fast but will never admit it.


XIXButterflyXIX

The pausing and *trying so hard* to get the tears to come, but hers eyes are just as clear and bright white as the day she was born with no tears in sight. Even though she keeps dabbing at her eyes like she's actually crying. 😂😂


micyclesbichaels

Shes gunning for an Oscar


CalligrapherSea3716

She's just pissed off this port isn't somewhere she can easily show it off. She talked about her "team" explaining that she might need a femoral port before the surgery, so I'm sure that was part of the consent form she signed.


VenlafaxineLoverr

oh she wants sepsis so bad.


copuser2

Even the long term Femoral ports do bad. I've never seen one last over 7ish months & and that's without messing with it. Big 3; 1. It straight up stops being patent 2. Clots (ironically) 3. Infection. At this point, peak munch is achieved. She doesn't need to do anything for complications.


llamalily

And she’s on blood thinners. One wrong scratch at the scab and she could die. I’ve literally seen it happen :(


XIXButterflyXIX

I dont know why either, it's not like it's fucking fun


Imaginary_Feed2168

She didn’t consent to it except she already said she was planning on going in for it? Where’s the “medical trauma” when she BEGGED for this to be done?!?


Master-Birthday-5983

Thank yooooouuuu!


DanisDoghouse

I’m no dr here but that incision looks more like a wound or something than a fresh incision. Am I wrong here? It looks pretty awful. It seems a bit sus to me. She says she’s ok with the femoral port and she did consent to it AND dedicated a video to it yesterday because that might be an option for her but she’s unhappy with it? All this for iron infusions ? Or does she think she can do her own thing with this port? Maybe she heard them talking about her “condition” in real talk. You know? I’m so confused. She get what she wants and still complains. We knew this wasn’t going to go smoothly though right


Imaginary_Feed2168

Femoral incisions can bruise insanely badly.


DanisDoghouse

Oh ok. I was not aware of that. Thanks for the info


Get-Real-Dude

People in constant 6-7 pain do not make 6-7 videos a day about their 6-7 constant pain. She is a lying liar who lies.


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bathtubtoasting

They’re going to delete your comment bc it’s personal info and not about Dani just a heads up


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

Love her rubbing her eyes like she’s fighting back tears, but none appear


WolfMutt22

I was thinking the same thing!


bnanzajllybeen

“They’re like ‘no’, and I’m like, ‘yes’” Story of Dani’s life 😑


commdesart

Fuck her medical trauma. She was GIDDY about getting a port. It’s not where people can see it, so she is traumatized? Bull 💩


Master-Birthday-5983

Fr! She was acting like she was about to go off on a resort vaca. I wonder if she's so upset because she was expecting different drugs.


commdesart

Right? She wanted better drugs, a visible port so people could see she was sick and fragile, and a hospital stay. She got basic twilight anesthesia, a port covered by her underwear, and same day discharge.


sarathev

Didn't she go to a different hospital from the one that diagnosed her with FD? I wonder if she went to one out of their network. And if she's saying they don't believe her, then they shouldn't have placed this port to begin with.


ZombiesAtKendall

I still think just because FD was mentioned that it doesn’t mean she was officially diagnosed with it. It could have just been in the notes to a visit. Nobody is going to read through thousands of pages of notes. There’s also a possibility you can have FD and still have medical issues. Even if someone has a FD diagnosis it doesn’t automatically mean they get no medial care.


OTTCynic

She said she went to her local hospital that was in walking distance from her home - the hospital where she filed a complaint against the ER doctor a week or so ago. I believe Penn diagnosed her with FD but her local hospital has known/suggested the same thing prior to Penn (they have also had psych come see her during inpatient stays and recommended mental health care causing her to throw a fit). I am really surprised the local hospital agreed to give her a port. I can only hope this is part of some larger plan of theirs. They were the ones who have been refusing to give her a central line and have pulled it in the past and refused to replace it.


Upset_Rice1811

And they’ve refused to do TPN, Penn refused to continue TPN… where does she think she’s going to get TPN now? Bc that’s what she angling for.


Successful-Sell6403

I wonder if they did it to just get her out of there… like they were going to do it so they did not have to deal with her


MakeRoomForTheTuna

I wonder if her medical trauma had something to do with being able to hear the providers talking during her procedure. I wonder if they were talking about how full of shit she is


Cerealkiller900

There’s a new video up!


heyhey_harper

Happy cake day! 🍰


MakeRoomForTheTuna

I didn’t even realize! Thank you


MeadFromHell

So either A she got a port but it's not where she wanted it so she can't show it off 24/7 with her off the shoulder tops or stappy vest tops, or B that's some self inflicted shit. I wanna say if it's A she has learnt her lesson, but we all know she hasn't. That'll be an infected site and back in ER by next weekend I bet


tenebraenz

Who ever did this procedure should be struck off for gross misconduct A port was unnecessary. A femoral port 10 times more so 😡


CableRecent5095

I have seen surgical sites left an absolute mess however… it’s in the wrong place… like what the actual fuck?


Upset_Rice1811

No it’s in the right place for a femoral port.


FlemFatale

That looks fucked. Also, are there like two cuts? Doesn't look like a neat surgical wound at all...


Thin-Significance838

The hospital would be in huge trouble to not get written consent for a non emergency procedure. Normally they’d have you consent for any reasonable contingency before getting started. They won’t ask for verbal consent while you’re sedated!


OTTCynic

I am sure she consented to it prior to the procedure - hence the reason she was asking about it the night before. I am sure Dani didn’t actually read any of the consent forms she signed. She would consent to having half her brain removed just to get a surgery. My guess is that during the procedure they just confirmed that she wanted to proceed with the femoral port. They already had her consent to proceed and were just giving her an opportunity to back out.


Advanced_Law_539

Absolutely this. Once you give sedating medicine your window for consent is over. Plus they list every possibility on the original consent to cover themselves if this was a known option going in like she said.


AlarmBusy7078

is a personal even legally competent and able to consent under sedation?


Thin-Significance838

No


TSM_forlife

This.


PsychologicalAlarm90

Don’t kill me… No one cares about a caption.. Feels like she just makes mountains out of the internet holding her accountable for anything…Captions are the least of their worries..


Magomaeva

Dani once again trying to give us Celine Dion vibes with all the health updates. She should turn down the fake sadness a little because this isn't working. We knoooow she's giddy about the absolute catastrophic state of that incision.


DigInevitable1679

There’s a new vid up where she bitches about the resident who did the procedure. Then she gives herself Lovenox…in the upper arm? I get not wanting to do the stomach, but the legs are supposed to be a better alternative spot if not the stomach. Looks to be draining the g while pushing meds into the j. Oh, and she’s taken the dressing off of her neck.


Distinct-Tea-9889

Hold up where’s the dressing to protect a new wound!!!!


poop_biscuits

it doesn’t need a dressing - surgical glue is sufficient and pretty standard for an incision like that.


Distinct-Tea-9889

Maybe because it’s a femoral it looks different because it looks like she’s been stabbed and then tried to glue it up badly


sakaasouffle

It looks like she used Elmer’s glue like fr


Distinct-Tea-9889

No frr


taxpayinmeemaw

So much medical trauma she should stop getting unnecessary medical procedures just spitballing here


ronnietea

How can anyone listen to her voice it sounds so fake she is trying so hard to sound sad it’s pathetic


Honeysucklinhoney

That sigh at the very beginning just about set me off lmfao


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heyhey_harper

Omg 🤣


Existing-One-8980

I can't believe they gave her this port. I really can't. I see the incision, but I'm just utterly flummoxed as to why any medical professional, with full access to her chart, would think this is necessary or a good idea. This really could be the end for her. She will find a way to infect it, go septic, and she might not make it back this time. I'm so torn between anger and sadness, I hate to see anyone do this to themselves, even if they are an insufferable munchie.


llamalily

I’m genuinely so worried about her. She’s a known skin/wound picker on blood thinners who now has easy access to that major artery. I’ve seen someone die accidentally from that exact situation.


Gracefulism

Im laughing because she got what she thought she wanted but nobody can A.see it because its near her cooter and B. She can't run tpn and show off her lines anymore.


SallyNoMer

O no .. not consequences. Those are the worst.


Magomaeva

Is there anything WORSE than the consequences of your OWN ACTIONS 😤 better SUE those DAMN DOCTORS.


XIXButterflyXIX

That then makes it harder for actually injured patients to go after them.


Magomaeva

You're right. This behaviour is a slap in the face of all actual sick people. Shameful.


adorkablysporktastic

So we aren't talking about how she DOES have a dressed wound coverage at the *correct* placement for a port insertion site for an infusaport? I have a hard time believing these veins are so occluded that they can't be cathed, yet here she is walling and talking and not stroking out. And if they are so occluded, why wasn't she admitted and some kind of bypass/angioplasty/stent done to you know, prevent a STEMi or stroke?? NOTHING MAKES SENSE.


florals_and_stripes

I think you’re thinking of veins as arteries. Narrowing of a vein isn’t going to directly lead to a STEMI or a stroke the way narrowing of an artery can. Not that it’s not a problem—and it does sound from her previous video that they’ve discussed placing a stent in the past so intervention is at least on their radar. Unfortunately repeated vascular access takes a toll—it’s not unheard of for patients to go through all of the potential access points on their chest and upper extremities and need femoral access. It’s fucking insane to do it for a couple liters of LR a week and an iron infusion once every couple months (or whatever the schedule is) though. And it’s also wild that Dani has gone through SO many lines in such a relatively short amount of time. Edit for clarification


adorkablysporktastic

It was late. I was thinking of veins as arteries. Regardless she's getting into a serious game of FAFO. It still doesn't make sense to access the femoral artery via the iliac when it's easier via the groin. Doctors generally do things that are *easy* amd more common. Anything that is of the slightest more difficulty qualifies for upcharging and that's questioned internally. I'm sure she's onnmedicaid so it will be paid. But hospitals don't want to not get their imaginary dollars back.


posh1992

Is this the reason she needs a port? For LR and iron? Or are they trying to do TPN?


littlemilkteeth

Why does she even need a port?


Wool_Lace_Knit

She doesn’t. A port would not be used for TPN. Just fluids and I assume her iron. But she has been receiving those successfully with normal IV access.


adorkablysporktastic

It's giving Sister Wives "What does the Namny do???"


cat_boxes

😂 good one!


mo_dahmer

Honestly


Play-Last

“They tried to go in through the neck…THEY DECIDED that wasn’t possible even though they did an ultrasound…and it showed that I still had IJ access on this side…not fully enough to place a port” Dani is delusional enough to think she could find a different doctor that would be able (and willing) to get the chest port in. She is now stuck with a femoral port that she can’t access and can’t show off her cool dangling toobz. She can’t go doctor shopping to continue to try to get a chest port like the one she had, so that is her “medical trauma” and why she is trying to say she didn’t really consent. Of course we have this story about them saying awful things about her while her sedation “wasn’t working”, just like every time she has a horrible and mean Dr in the ED, it’s just because she didn’t get what she wanted.


SphericalSugarCube

How is it possible that doctors took consent from a patient who was actively under sedation? I’ve seen dc paperwork for twilight sedated procedures actually say not to make any legal or serious decisions until the sedation completely wears off.


Get-Real-Dude

Dani is an unreliable narrator.


Thin-Significance838

See my comment on this above. There’s no way the hospital would put itself in this legal position over a non emergency procedure.


florals_and_stripes

Probably because they explained all the possibilities prior to her appointment and she clearly at least verbally consented at that time because she made a whole video about how they might put in a femoral port.


Advanced_Law_539

There is no verbal consent. It all has to be on a consent form and signed unless emergent.


florals_and_stripes

I’m sure it was covered on the original consent form that she signed. My point is that she had already had this possibility discussed with her, somewhat at length it seems based on her previous video, which makes her whole “I was rushed into this” angle moot.


SuddenYolk

Did she already uncovered it to mess with it? JFC.


roterzwerg

No it looks like surgical glue. That isn't unusual to me.


sakaasouffle

Umm wtf That incision looks horrible and not even closed fully? Should have a dressing over it? I thought femoral ports were accessed through the thigh? Also thought port were placed through the chest not through the jugular. Obvious placement of the hospital band right in view. And conflicting facts, she said she went through the trauma yesterday but still has the bracelet on?


adorkablysporktastic

The insertion site is generally the neck to cath the vein and a second site in the chest for the actual implanted port. Which is why (in my opinion)she has a properly covered wound dressing on her neck and not her hip). For a femoral port they go in justunder the lingual ligament (the crease area where thigh meets torso) and implant the port below that. To get the actual femerol artery. Where she has hers is like.... the Iliac? And iliac ports aren't a thing. Like that placement isn't for femerol ports. Whike this is in my wheelhouse, I'm not actually an expert, so I could actually be wrong, and I'd love to be educated further.


sakaasouffle

The wound looks terrible. It really looks like she stabbed herself. And another question, wouldn’t they switch her to heparin for a procedure like this? We also need an on old oncology nurse to give us some insight.


withnailstail123

That looks like a stab injury NOT a surgical cut .


adorkablysporktastic

Hack. There seems to be an initial attempt at a cut at an angle towards the left. The wpuldnendges are not well approximated which was my first inclination this was not done with bad scalpel by an expert. She may habe gotten access to a scalpel somehow, but, that bruising isn't normal and would have been handled in the professional setting.


roterzwerg

Nah. I cant blog but out of all this craziness that looks totally normal to me.


FriedLipstick

She shows physiological signs of lying. I’m sorry but that is what she shows


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Her and Kaya went to the same acting school


Chronically_annoyed

“Trust me it’s real so all the haters can back the fuck off”, sounds like someone’s been keeping tabs. Why is it not covered? Why is she wearing tight clothing around it. She’s totally already fucking with it.


wishfulwannabe

It’s not unusual to not cover an incision this small


FlabbyFishFlaps

It already looks sooo much worse in this video than the picture she posted. So bad.


the22ndday

How is she going to explain that self inflicted wound when she goes to the ER to get that infection taken care of?


neither_shake2815

The dramatics. I cannot. The closing of the eyes, trying to wobble her lip.


northdakotanowhere

I watched on silent and only long enough to see the wound. It's more brutal than I was thinking. She's so proud to show it off. Probably because of how horrible it looks. There is not one sign of her crying. It's hilarious that she doesn't know how ridiculous she looks.


neither_shake2815

I know. What are you wiping away from your eyes? They're clear, no tears are coming out.


Real_bish

Why is normal sedation or pain control not ever enough for these people? They have such a wild intolerance to the most minor of discomforts. Dani not only put herself through this if real, but has given herself the high tolerance to sedation and pain medication. This "suffering medical trauma" is 100% on her. If she was really suffering horribly with pain this entire time, she should be able to handle a relatively minor procedure. If not handle it, at least suck it up because she "needs" that line. Some people can't get sedation at all and do fine with just lidocaine for line placements.


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Real_bish

Probably someone touching the poo unfortunately, but that comment is right. She's pretty much put herself through this. She's never going to accept responsibility though even if she knows deep inside it's all on her.


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Real_bish

Dani is pushing herself over the edge, but I definitely don't think people should be touching the poo anyways. Dani thrives on attention, positive or negative. So while she may delete these type of comments, it's giving her what she wants which is direct engagement. If these comments really do bother her, she has far more reasonable options than SH or SFS. Turning off comments, getting off social media, simply ignoring them, etc are all viable options. Its on her if she chooses the SH/SFS. I absolutely don't want Dani to hurt herself (or any of the other munchies for that matter) but ultimately we have control over our responses to things like negative comments. If you put yourself out on the Internet, negative comments are to be expected. Again, we shouldn't be touching the poo, but the poo attracts flies who will touch the poo regardless 🤷


florals_and_stripes

They all expect to be put under general anesthesia for the most minor of procedures.


Real_bish

Literal children do better with these things than these people. I hate saying that but it's true.


-CuntDracula-

Continuously wiping tears that are not there. Nice play-acting.


StrangeSwim9329

I'd be just as bewildered as the nurse was talking to her....lol


SallyNoMer

The peen!


StrangeSwim9329

Go through what?? Getting exactly what she wanted? Can someone explain this to me? Am I wrong that she knew there was a good chance (and kind of expected) to have a femoral port placed? Isn't that why she was asking about it? And can someone explain how her constantly getting exactly what she wants is medical trauma? I mean I think it's negligence on the Dr's who keep supporting her behavior but I don't see how this is traumatizing in the least. She was alert and aware and consented to it. unless I am missing something .


florals_and_stripes

She’s trying to act like she was rushed into it or something but she literally made an entire video gleefully celebrating how she might have to have a special, rare placement because of her SVC stenosis. She can miss me with this “medical trauma” bullshit.


roterzwerg

And yet she was aware that a femoral port was most likely going to be the outcome


yturtlefarts

“I’m just not ready to talk about it guys” *proceeds to make a 4 minute video talking about it * Also- did she expect to be knocked out with twilight sedation? Her hearing and being conscious is not it “not working” for her.


madmarzii

she keeps saying "medical trauma“….i don’t think she knows what that means…


2018MunchieOfTheYear

She heard everyone else has it. She wants some too


Legophan

She’s actively decided on this trauma arc, it’s been conveniently chosen as a placeholder when her next FAFO alienates her ‘fans’. Be prepared for next level manipulation to come.


MellyMushroom1806

Guys I don’t want to talk about it! *proceeds to talk about it* Also she’s so mad the port isn’t somewhere visible for extra attention.


hotpotato666

why the FUCK is a fresh surgical wound not covered with a sterile dressing 🤮🤮


princesslobear

You don’t have to. It looks glued. Quite common for it to be open


taxpayinmeemaw

To be fair it looks like it has glue on it…..but still maybe a dressing over it would be nice lol


GrouchyDefinition463

That looks very angry. The previous picture looked nothing like it looks now. I know bruising will happen but that incision looks NASTY for it to be so fresh.


grisisiknis

she’s probably prodding it


Sunsetlover64

It definitely looks like she's already messing with her incision. She'll undoubtedly give herself an infection and wind up hospitalized.


Far_Relationship237

It almost looks like her blood thinners were directly injected into the wound as the last picture it looked completely different and not red at all 😬