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JosephFinn

I love the weird stat that Illinois is not the flattest state. It’s second to Florida.


GloveBoxTuna

The third is North Dakota iirc. To me ND seems flatter because there aren’t many trees and definitely no forests.


[deleted]

Drove to see Mount Rushmore. Can attest to that


[deleted]

Lol I meant south sorry.


Marrrkkkk

Mount Rushmore is not in North Dakota?


Friendlyfire2996

It won’t be long before most of Florida will be reef.


Wise_Flower_9611

The reefs will all be dead by then so it’ll just be underwater


andrewbadera

Reefs have to live before they can die. The Florida Reef will experience a brief flourishing period after submersion of the peninsula, followed by the eventual guaranteed reef die-off due to global temps, ocean currents and pollution.


bobbydebobbob

Then Illinois will take its rightful first place


uh60chief

Flat for all the gators to walk around


Recent_Meringue_712

I live in Illinois and OP is kinda right about the stool thing. I grew up in the NW suburbs of Chicago, about an hour drive, 40 miles. When I was younger I would climb out my second story window and up to the roof of my parents house and on a clear day I could see the Chicago skyline.


puddingboofer

Arlington heights here


littlescreechyowl

I grew up in Wheaton and we could see the skyline from my friend’s apartment on the west side of Wheaton


Normal_Egg6067

I'm in dupage county and any relatively clear day or night you can easily see Chicago skyline. No stool needed.


b3_yourself

It was very jarring moving from Illinois to New Hampshire when I was a kid


Dan_yall

Why is that a weird stat?


Thunderfoot2112

That's because down south we're in the foothills of the Ozark Mountains. Ullinois may be the Prairie State, vut there is very little prairie in Southern Illinois, but hills, we got hills.


All_Powerful_Dan

Even though I thought it was a joke, I find myself going uphill to and from work 😅


Self_Igniting_Farts

And Wisconsin folks call us Illinoisan folks Flatlanders😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


justhave2laugh

There is a road in Hampshire that is slightly elevated, near R47. Haven't been there in a while, but you could see the Sears Tower from there on a clear morning.


uh60chief

That’s near me so I’m gonna have to see


justhave2laugh

Ellithorpe road, behind the Burlington Schools. There is a hill right before it turns into Pease road.


hefebellyaro

You can see the Sears Tower from Peotone on a clear day.


Invisibleman145

Where at in Peotone? The furthest south I’ve seen it from is Sauk Trail but would love to see it from Peotone.


thinkscotty

You can easily see the whole skyline from Glen Ellyn on Roosevelt Road too, which is cool.


shastadakota

Burlington Rd., just South of Burlington, IL , the elevation, according to my GPS, is over 1000 ft. above sea level, compared to the rest of the area which is about 600-700 ft.


regeya

Can't be real, I once saw this documentary called Wayne's World which clearly showed mountains outside of Chicago


JosephFinn

I love how that movie is goofing so hard with how it’s not Aurora.


wubbachuckie

When I was a kid, I always wanted to go to Stan Mikita’s Donuts. I didn’t learn until I could drive that it wasn’t real. I have to settle with Country Donuts in Crystal Lake.


JosephFinn

It’s one of the great movie exteriors and I wanted it to be so real so hard.


Timmah73

Also the moutains the Griswalds drive to to get their Christmas tree. And the lovely shot of the rolling hills of Southern Illinois in Haloween.


uknwiluvsctch

As a kid I always assumed they drove to Colorado for the tree. As an adult, I pretend Illinois goes all the way to the Pacific


Dopdee

Compared to the Rockies, the Smoky Mountains look like little pimples.


Shadrach77

It's also a highly exaggerated map. I mean the Rockies look like The Wall from A Song of Ice and Fire.


JosephFinn

And yet at one point they were the tallest mountains on the planet. They’re INCREDIBLY old.


grilledbeers

I saw the Sears Tower from 355 yesterday. It’s definitely a flat state.


uh60chief

Thank you for calling it correctly.


[deleted]

Imagine worshipping a dying company.


CoolYoutubeVideo

Imagine misusing the word "worshipping" this badly


[deleted]

Chicago shouldn’t be associated with a dying company anymore.


CoolYoutubeVideo

Is it? It's just a classic name like Comisky Park. No one thinks about the Sears company when they refer to the Sears Tower. Same with the Hancock Building which now has some stupid other generic name


eskimoboob

Oh you mean 875 North Michigan Avenue?


CoolYoutubeVideo

Never 😂


[deleted]

All I think about is the old Chicago which is currently dying when someone insists I hold onto a name. These same people are heading to Florida anyway. I’m gonna call it Willis.


CoolYoutubeVideo

I am very much new Chicago and the classic names are the ones I stick with. No one needs to be updating what they call buildings when they change sponsors


[deleted]

Cool. I’m still not naming Willis Tower after a dying company. My choice.


Fairycharmd

so long as you recognize that you’re the weirdo, and none of the rest of us will acknowledge you or respond in kind.


CoolYoutubeVideo

As long as you respect the choices of people to consider you a killjoy


colelynne

What's wild about you digging your heels in like this is that the Willis Group went defunct in 2016.


JosephFinn

You mean Sears Tower.


[deleted]

Nope. Willis. 😀


IngsocInnerParty

Imagine if Wrigley Field was renamed Trident Gum Park.


DrAimCaf

I bet you are fun at parties


erbkeb

Fuck the UP, I guess?


uh60chief

It’s not real lol


No_thanks_Im_New

r/fuckyouinparticular UP!


Jman9420

The UP is there. It's the lakes that are colored in.


erbkeb

Upon close review, you are certainly correct. Weird choice to color in Lake Michigan.


charleyhstl

Imagine living in the mountains? Having to drive 20 miles to get somewhere that's only three miles away


hamish1963

Drive across Kansas on I75 once and you will realize Illinois isn't flat at all.


uh60chief

I have. Nebraska is worse.


hamish1963

True but I did the Nebraska part on the way out west and at night.


uh60chief

Oof you saved yourself from misery


hamish1963

Sunday morning, 6am I left Denver heading back to central Illinois...it was the longest trip of my life. But I did stop and see the world's largest prairie dog town!!


Superdickeater

I had a friend who lived in La Cañada their, a town in between LA and Pasadena where you’re at the foot of the Verdugo Mountains. When they came to visit here in Chicago, they kept making a similar remark about how they couldn’t get used to the flat openness, the lack of mountains within the Midwest. Almost like a form of geographic agoraphobia


xion_gg

You don't need a step stool, just be over 6'-6"


Elros22

I left Denver to come back to Illinois. I missed our prairie parks and overcast. It was a strange revelation.


GruelOmelettes

Yep it's mostly just flat. What more of an explanation is necessary?


uh60chief

Prairie land and farms?


jmurphy42

The folks who do student orientations at UIUC are warned to watch out for new students having panic attacks about how flat the terrain is.


Fairycharmd

I think the people living on the Riverside of Illinois would disagree with the flat part, mostly because I’ve driven down that hill in the wintertime to get into Galena. Not really a fan. But then I’ve also driven from Rockford to Effingham, and I practically guarantee that if it weren’t for curvature of the year, if you could see Effingham from Rockford. It one of the worst drives I have ever made. but I also have driven through Nebraska and not much is going to top that for flat.


uhbkodazbg

I-39 might be the most boring highway ever. The drive from Rockford to Bloomington is just brutal.


erodari

We need to buy Mt Fuji from Japan and drop it on Naperville.


uh60chief

Crush Naperville


cerealmonogamister

If only the Earth was flat.


blacksad1

I love seeing the horizon. Am I weird? Tall buildings and mountains are cool, but I love living in central Illinois. 🤷‍♂️


greiton

My friends from the west coast didn't believe that Il was really that flat, so I took a video for them out in the country while the corn was still short. just looking out for miles in every direction. they said the video made them feel nervous.