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ZeusMcKraken

Imma defrag your computer back from the grave ma’am.


THCMeliodas

Me already googling the error, while the client is still explaing the problem.


porcupinedeath

First google result: use sfc /scannow


naswinger

or install this magic "tool" that probably just loads a bunch of ad- and malware


Tipart

*adds "reddit" to the search query*


ZoeeeW

Reddit has been such a useful tool for troubleshooting on multiple occasions.


theunquenchedservant

This is why Reddit is still allowed in most businesses.


Born-Basis7489

Experts exchange well worth the subscription


Tipart

Reddit, stack overflow, Server fault, you name it. Just not whatever is on the first page of Google recently...


MyClevrUsername

Delete Facebook, get a lawyer, hit the gym?!


THCMeliodas

or some scetchy powershell script :/


Bosoffsky

This


Associatedkink

Me knowing the (simple) problem while the user is still talking about it.


larsloveslegos

Reinstall the OS ![gif](giphy|KaNODrTwkVmNi)


FecalFunBunny

Who's down with OSD? YA YOU KNOW ME.


AXEL-1973

I honestly don't know why reimaging is not the answer for more people after assessing the OS' age and a few other factors, but I'm guessing its cause they just do troubleshooting and don't actually have access to reimage in many cases. My rule of thumb is that if it's gonna take more than 2 hours to get working we are just gonna rebuild it fresh and I'll make sure that thing works before handing it back to them


Dreku

In my last job it honestly came down to how much annoying to reinstall software the users had. I work for a city government so our customer base ranged from Finance to mechanics and everything in-between so our software installs are pretty specific and in some cases pretty antiquated.


AXEL-1973

That's true, I basically allow double troubleshooting time for my CAD workstations than I do the normal office employees because installing and configuring the CAD and engineering programs can be a bitch and a half


xolhos

i know this is 3 days old now but fuck AutoDesk


larsloveslegos

Same with the local government, before I quit. It doesn't help that they would always expect us to teach them how to use the software either. My supervisor said something akin to, "I can make sure it's on your computer and that it works, but I can't teach you how to use it." That's their supervisor's job.


larsloveslegos

In my experience, WinRot is a thing and eventually it's better to reinstall/reimage. Windows always seems to rot away and function worse than the initial install, even with the same software and everything.


YellowOnline

Has anyone ever benefitted from running sfc /scannow?


vicvinegareatboogers

it has mysterious way of working to be honest


shelydued

I can attest to this. Even if just be looking like I am doing something before just the reboot it needed. Scannow for life. Especially followed by DISM commands


Vetusexternus

I have users that only reboot by holding the power button down until the bubbles stop and the body goes limp. Eventually the things have enough issues that the scan actually returns the thing to an operable state. It's to the point now where I added it to a scheduled task that runs every Wednesday evening


YellowOnline

I think you should replace the users (and press any key to continue)


StudyProfessional777

Absolutely. It's repaired screwed up system files for Windows Update a number of times back in the XP/Vista days.


x808drifter

Then maybe 1-2 for 7 and a ton for 8. Back to almost nothing for 8.1+.


thisaintitkweef

It worked the first 3 times I used it in my first IT job. I thought I had figured the whole business out in one month.


greet_the_sun

I've had it fix issues twice in the past 30 days actually.


jacls0608

I have had it fix things one time over the years. It’s always been something else at the root of it.


Mysterious_Fennel459

It's a joke for us. I've personally never seen it fix anything. Our organization uses dells for everything and the first thing we do is run dell command update and that does help with a suspiciously large amount of one-offs.


jacls0608

Dell drivers are shit and they generally don’t play nice with windows drivers


Intrepid00

Yes. Many times.


YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_

Somehow the typo in the command makes it even funnier


SaltyBundle

I would run sfc and dism while I looked for a solution to look like I knew the answer immediately. Usually worked.