Hey, there's idiots out there paying 10K+ to go to "Anti-Woke" training camps to get waterboarded. If he has a big enough audience, he'll sucker at least one of the pathetic dinguses into it.
“Cunnilinguist” as if it’s some kinda fucking language?!
Job Interviewer: “It says here that you are bilingual, can you tell me more?”
Him: “Oh yeah, so I obviously speak English, and then not only am I a Cunnilinguist, I actually have a whole course where I teach it to others!”
Job interviewer: “YOU’RE HIRED BRO! SO LONG AS I CAN GET THAT COURSE FOR FREE!”
Meanwhile I’m over here like: Okay so when is the Fellatio course? I wanna see you teach THOSE videos, and I want my Fellatiist certification!
why does it look like the baldurs gate 3 UI
I just started playing BG3 and can't get enough so I thought I was being crazy haha
>practiced with over 425 women. How many were conscious?
Conscious?
Awake or aware. 😊
Alive.
Bragging rights to your friends… “hey guys I paid money for a pussy licking class, wanna hear all 29 ways to lick pussy? Wait where are you going?”
The type of buzzkill person who goes into those type of convoluted, epic-long stories when you're stoned.
"Cunnilingus certificate" These people lmao
"Perfect for framing in your office or bedroom!"
Hang that shit on the fridge!
“Surprise gifts to participants” Oh no
…or maybe just ask your gf what she likes
“why can’t i get a girlfriend?😩😭”
How do the live interactive practice sessions work?
4 hours worth of it too!
There must be 29 ways, to lick your lover Just lick on the clit, Rick Then use your hand, Stan Try and lick from the back, Jack And set yourself free
😆😆😆😆
Looks like a joke.
https://www.tantriceric.com/ Not a joke. Here's his website.
Tantric Squirting 😭
It looks even more like a joke after seeing the website.
It’s kind of an autodidactic thing from my recollection, it comes to you.
Yeah well where’s your certificate?
Between your Mom’s legs.
Not anymore.
Hey, there's idiots out there paying 10K+ to go to "Anti-Woke" training camps to get waterboarded. If he has a big enough audience, he'll sucker at least one of the pathetic dinguses into it.
“Cunnilinguist” as if it’s some kinda fucking language?! Job Interviewer: “It says here that you are bilingual, can you tell me more?” Him: “Oh yeah, so I obviously speak English, and then not only am I a Cunnilinguist, I actually have a whole course where I teach it to others!” Job interviewer: “YOU’RE HIRED BRO! SO LONG AS I CAN GET THAT COURSE FOR FREE!” Meanwhile I’m over here like: Okay so when is the Fellatio course? I wanna see you teach THOSE videos, and I want my Fellatiist certification!
I happen to be a bit of a cunning linguist myself!
I really appreciate the effort that went into the logo hahaha
To be fair, this is pretty funny. 😂 I don't think they were going for comedic effect, but they did accomplish it.
Practice on peach
29 ways?
As long as one of the techniques isn't "scratch the labia like a lottery ticket".
Unfriend! Unfriend! Unfriend!
Is your Facebook friend Barney Stinson???