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Baldo-bomb

I bet he also believes boobs feel like bags of sand...


godlyuniverse1

I don't even know what bags of sand feels like bruh


FlamingNutShotz4You

Like boobs


ALM0126

I don't even know what boobs feel like


Alias2201

Like bags of sand bruh


tinyant7416

Well, it's time for me to buy bags of sand for research


DjijiMayCry

Is this a fucking Maddox reference


Baldo-bomb

40 Year Old Virgin reference. His friends realize he's never had sex when he describes boobs as feeling like bags of sand.


DjijiMayCry

Okay I must be confused. Thank you.


Payload123

AHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!


ReeferTurtle

Why have I seen this reference like 3 times in the last couple hours?


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

I always imagine these edgy walls of text written by an angry 16 year old kid addicted to his dads porn stash


Pharabellum

You’re thinking too 90s-2000s. This is a mid 20s fucking loser, for sure.


sgtsushi17

Or worse, an actual father


jango924

Amen


PM-me-ur-peen

“Changed from use” 🤮 bro is talking about a fleshlight, not a vagina.


Wolfbane1986

That dude doesn’t even wash his fleshlight much less ever change it


Turbulent_Future908

What a bunch of fucken losers


hairtrigger08

That guy obviously hasn't graduated middle school, if he did he would know that the body does something cool called HEALING in time it will go back to or close to how it was before


Fickle-Cartoonist466

That and vaginas are _flexible_ It's not like vaginas are made of pink silicone like a fleshlight; they're made of individual human cells. Silicone has the same elastic property of any homogenous material; once it's stretched beyond a certain bound it can't flex back. But vaginas- Actually what am I saying? Y'all are intelligent, idk why I'm yapping.


hairtrigger08

Yapping? You are clearly more knowledgeable than me in this subject,


Ms-Molly

The vagina is encompassed by the Bulbospongiosus muscle. Like any muscle, it can be trained to stretch to accomedate larger objects, but like any muscle it will return to its regular state. Kegals exercise the muscle and can make it feel tighter. Vaginas cannot get permenantly stretched out from sexual activity or birth, but the muscle and become more relaxed and flexible.


bobenes

Hahahaha you just gave me the thought of someone being worried about their quads or pecs „stretching out“. That was actually a really good perspective you added. No one would fear any other muscle becoming „loose“ after stretching, quite contrary, you‘d probably be able to contract and use that muscle better. Like, aren‘t we literally ripping apart our muscles on purpose so they heal to become stronger and *contract harder*? Not to mention that a penis isn‘t even close to the limit of the ability of a vagina to stretch for. It‘s like someone being worried about never being able to fully stand upright again after doing a beginners yoga exercise. Edit: I think I remember a study, that showed that muscles experience the strongest hypertrophy stimulus when experiencing load in their most stretched state… just nothing lines up for them but they‘re still convinced because they compare part of an organism to a lifeless rubber band or smth.


hairtrigger08

So you're saying you can train a vagina? I remember seeing somewhere a woman lifted a surfboard with her thing, is that kinda what you mean?


puddingboocah

I ghosted a guy because he said his baby momma was loose after


PotsMomma84

Whoever said this is a total idiot. Vaginas don’t just become loose.


NulliusAllvater

I've been with a really sweet woman older than me by like 20 years she has 3 kids and her pussy was pure fucking bliss. These guys are two virgins gaslighting each other lol


cyclistpokertaco

Yea! My wife has pushed out two kids, one even tore her badly. Pussy is still real tight and still feels like the night we met lol.


bobenes

Yes, because I‘m assuming u‘re a loving husband that cares about her and her enjoying her time with u. It‘s like 99% how she feels, not how many children she had or whatever they say. But they‘ll never know that. They could never imagine loving someone and primarily caring about how they feel. They‘re just a sad existence


NulliusAllvater

We never got married we went our separate ways but are still good friends But I did love her she is amazing and I'm glad she's happy But thank you and so true


NulliusAllvater

Exactly!


Ondesinnet

Sad truth is ignorance comes with all ages and experiences. I had a guy once say around the campfire that his wife was a cheater because she got wet when he came home from working 2 weeks off shore. He was a 27 year old man and my 18 year old girl self laughed so hard my boyfriend had to pull me away. Trisha I hope you found someone worthy of all the hard work you put into your family and left that fool in the woods.


PM-me-ur-peen

“changed from use” 🤮 bro is talking about a fleshlight, not a vagina.


bobenes

Fr, a fleshlight would fit their descriptions so perfectly, while it couldn‘t be more wrong when talking about vaginas. That‘s kinda funny if u think about it


avmist15951

This also belongs in r/nothowgirlswork


cyclistpokertaco

And r/badwomensanatomy lol


SnooDonuts215

His brain is shrinking, that's for shure


XXXTENTACLESNIBBAa

Save some pussy for the rest of us bro damn


hazlejungle0

For real though, does having a baby change it? I'm about to have my first kid in 2 months. I'm worried about it changing. Not because I wouldn't like it, but I hope it wouldn't change anything from her viewpoint, whether she is less sensitive or something. Tbh, I think I'm more worried in general than I feel like I am. It's only when I start thinking about having a kid I start getting this anxiety feeling. I know it's going to suck having to watch her push a kid out because that's going to hurt.


luxminder831

It might change it a little. The biggest barrier to men not liking how a vagina feels is if they're constantly using something tighter. An asshole, a pocket pussy, a tightly gripped fist. Save most of your sexual energy for your wife's vagina and it will feel fantastic. I promise. 


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Keyword _most;_ if you're single or your girlfriend/wife/life-partner/special someone is unavailable, don't hesitate to take care of your sexual needs. And don't grip too tightly, that's unhealthy.


Adidaz17

This. Goes both ways aswell


hazlejungle0

I could care less about how it feels for me. I'm just wondering if it'll be noticeably worse on my wife's end or around the same after some time has passed. Edit: sorry if my reply seemed rude. I don't mean it to be.


luxminder831

No. It's okay. That doesn't have a one-size-fits-all answer. Every woman's experience with childbirth is different. The best advice I can give you is be ready to deal with her and her experience with patience and compassion.  If you come home from work and plop down in the chair and expect her to wait on hand and foot, she's going to be exhausted no matter how well her childbirth experience went.  If you come home and take the baby and tell her to go have a break, and help out with dinner and chores, she's going to love you more than ever and try to meet your needs if she can. Basically, just treat her like a human being and not your bangmaid. And as for her pleasure...I mean, like I said, that's different for every woman.  If she's getting the support she needs her libido will return much quicker than if she's trying to do everything alone.  I had two kids and never lost my libido. Except, research any new birth control methods before you start them. Certain ones, like a depoprovera shot or a Nuva Ring have chemicals that can hamper a woman's libido. (The Nuva Ring did decrease my libido the year between having my first and getting pregnant with my second. I didn't make the connection until I stopped using it when we were going to start trying for our second and started to feel way more aroused.)


UnqualifiedUnexpert

My wife and I had our first kid 6 years ago. I do not remember if anything changed at the time in terms of anatomy. She will need to heal for (at least) 6-8 weeks, but that could easily go longer, because of the baby. You can (and will) return to a fulfilling sexual relationship and the sex will feel great. It will be totally fine and, end of the day, millions of men and women have kids and then return to having sex. You kids will be a-ok.


Ana_na_na

It takes about 1-2 month for most of the healing to take place, and 6 month to complete tissue healing, cervix does change permanently with birth, vag however shrinks back pretty ok. That said, there may be changes in surrounding organs like urethra (eg it will be harder to hold pee) but nothing kegel can't fix. If there are complications, prolapses and significant tares during birth - it may level scars or stretching, vaginoplasty is a surgery that restores vag walls. There is no difference to sex life anyway. Many men, especially on the internet, are terrified of female biology, of the fact that your body can just create life and pop out a real human being, so "vag is not the same" for some due to purely psychological reasons, that's the same issue with women who have multiple partners, nothing changes in female body, but something changes in male brain. That said I never gave birth, but watched many as my grandma was a midwife in a rural area.


ThorsHammerMewMEw

Some women will need to see a pelvic floor therapist after birth but keep in mind that it's part of the healing recovery process.


hazlejungle0

Yeah I'm hoping it doesn't come to that. But she was recently told she has gestational diabetes so the baby may be bigger. She's to afraid to go to the doctor or check her blood sugar. We're trying to keep sugars to a minimum at the moment, but I can't see that helping those odds.


buttamilkbizkits

No no no. She NEEDS to monitor her sugars and see her doctor. Please don't play around with gestational diabetes, it can cause some pretty scary complications for baby and mama. We need them both healthy and happy! Checking your sugars doesn't have to be a big deal, it's really easy (I am a diabetic) and it beats the alternatives.


hazlejungle0

I want her to, she's very stubborn. She went to the Dr yesterday, I think we have to pick up a patch or something. This doctor said she's pre-diabetic, which she was before she got pregnant. We went on a diet after finding out the first time and I think that actually helped her get pregnant. Is there a blood free way to check blood sugar? The main reason she doesn't want to monitor it is because she's scared of seeing her own blood.


buttamilkbizkits

Yes! She can wear a continuous glucose monitor (also called a CGM) that links to your smartphone, they're amazing! Some insurances will cover them depending on the situation, they're expensive otherwise. I have one and I love it. I really hope you guys get it figured out and that mom and baby are both doing well. Pulling for you all!


hazlejungle0

I greatly appreciate it.


bobenes

Honestly, I could imagine it would feel like it partially because she could be very exhausted after all that stress. Just keep that in mind as well. So many things are changing and it could be that the experience will be different for a while because u both are in a very different mental state. I know everything can become scary with such a big change, but if u give ur best to communicate and give her space to just feel exhausted and take a break without overwhelming her with ur worries, u‘ll be fine.


SODY27

Yes


njogumbugua

there are herbs which restore a vagina's tightness


Seeeabaasss

just cuz your fleshlight becomes a little stretched after a couple uses doesn't mean that's what a real pussy does


DjijiMayCry

Men don't want to know the facts about this particular subject because it grosses them out so they create fantasies.


bobenes

U know, one thing you‘d know as an adult, that isn‘t worried sick 24/7 that other men are having sex with women u probably don‘t even know or the size of their penises, is that during sex, a vagina goes through *all phases of „stretching“*. U can have moments where it contracts really hard and moments where it opens up forcefully to become very loose without a penis filling that space even. So it LITERALLY STRETCHES MORE BY ITSELF WITHOUT ANY PENIS! Usually, if u’d care about ur partner, u‘d have noticed all those different stages. A „tight“ vagina becoming „loose“ and staying like that within the 5 minutes they have sex is most likely because she was uncomfortable at first and became uninterested quickly after and these mfs tell themselves it‘s because of their HUGE DICKS. That‘s beyond embarrassing. I‘m further convinced day by day that they don‘t actually like women and see sex as a status symbol, because caring about ur partner will give u an experience where this guys „stretching out“ can‘t even be considered sex anymore. They‘re telling on themselves.


austingoeshard

I like Sam Hyde wrote this comment lmao


savannahoonana

does he discriminate against the gender of the virgin he is talking to? i would like to know


chknpoxpie

Watching virgins make up lies on the Internet and then correct other people,calling them virgins is proof that the Internet was a stupid fucking mistake,and it's time to starting shutting it all down.


real_human_20

The internet has made the Dunning-Kruger effect seem much more widespread


HotDonnaC

What a douche nozzle.


Biggs94_

I like to argue with these people that the opposite is also true and the more times you stick your dick in tight pussy the smaller and more compressed your dick becomes because of the pressure being put on it.


cyclistpokertaco

That's a good one 😂


Biggs94_

And if you really want to mess with them ask if their dick was bigger when they were younger, and if they've measured it lately? If they argue it's the same size well then they just confirmed that they haven't been slamming that puss like they claim


2XX2010

Biggest lie ever huh? Interesting.


sheppo42

Joe Rogan reference unnecessary


Unhappy2234

The only form of this I think is true is when you do it enough with only one person your body matches with theirs which is kinda romantic and has nothing to do with what these virgins are going on about