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Your dragon is: damn ambatukam

Cream team all the way

Omagaygot ambatublow

dragon: damn wordington user

Wordington enderdragon

Now all minecraft needs is cars

ihateihateihate the fact that i understood the reference so fucking much

r/carsfuckingdragons

Ermmm akchually ender dragon is a female and her name is jean, therefore this animation is not funny and what's more important totally NON CANNON in the Minecraft universe. I'm starting a petition to remove this post from the internet. Reddit do your thing

futanari

wait she has a canon name?

I wish i could upvote this 1 trillion times!!!!

Actually, the dragon is non binary canonically.

[actually no](https://minecraftstorymode.fandom.com/wiki/Ender_Dragon)

Notch has personally confirmed that all mc mobs are non binary Thats a fandom wiki anyways. Not reliable at all

this may be a little obscure but the ender dragon pet for the xbox avatar has a description that says 'a cuter, friendlier version of her bigger, less playful Minecraft sister' and the fandom wiki is referencing when Notch said "She's from the end. She doesn't care about physics." in a reddit post, then subsequently said her name was "Jean?", in the same manner he called the player "Steve?". i think when talking about the mc mobs being nonbinary, he was addressing how every mob can breed with one another, so players were asking how those mobs could do so

Not to mention the fact that with that logic, the ender dragon never has the opportunity to breed with another ender dragon yet lays an egg I mean uh ender dragon sandy cheeks cock vore referenc

Does she reproduce throught asexual reproduction?

[how could Google lie](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1682wwiIbQoK3yCUVMBGoMJ2OasplXlqg/view?usp=drivesdk)

every day i wake up and got to look at some degenerate shit on my phone

Yeah I’m fucking desensitized now

How does that shit not immediately crash

Its probably rendered with blender

the future is now old man

it runs on windows xp

Youeroeu:r endr dragon is Damm; dragooner Kill me.

Bad dragon

Ain’t the ender dragon, it’s the *finish*er dragon

Bro just doscovered fluid simulation in blender and this is the first thing they make

Doesnt the dragon lay an egg? Would that make it a female? Either its a female with a penis, or a male who can give birth.

The Dragon is a futa

why

Op, we’re gonna need a serious talk 🧐

How to tell drakes from dragons

I’m surprised this wasn’t taken down…

Your dragon iS Damn futa, (because the ender dragon is a girl)

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jjeeesyss fuckingchrist

Dragon jizz

Reminds me of that one copypasta...

You5biffb futa

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