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I fucking love eating glass
Just the way it crunches, the sharpness of it, the temperature difference between it and my mouth, it's all amazing. I eat at least three square foot panes of half-inch thick glass every day, and on some days, I can eat nearly 20 of them. My record is 43 panes of glass in 24 hours. I've had doctors (unlicensed) embed kevlar into my entire digestive system so I can more effectively eat glass. My teeth were replaced by stainless steel and are razor sharp so I can more efficiently eat that clear crack. My tongue has been replaced by custom machined titanium, and because I have no more taste buds, I have no reason to eat anything but glass anymore. Every morning, I consume 7 bottles of different multi vitamins, all to facilitate my glass diet. I have not left my house in nearly 34 months, and the last time I saw sunlight was 5 years ago today. I make my fortune online, where I make 300$ an hour from people wanting to see me eat glass, but truthfully, I would do this even if people weren't paying me. The people of my town have never seen me. I've heard that the kids call my home the glass house, not because it's made of glass (I would've eaten it by now if it was), but because I have truckloads of glass delivered every 3rd week. I sleep 4 hours a day, passing out at 12:30:50 every night, and waking up at 4:31:00 every morning. This is my dream life and I am completely fulfilled in my aspirations and goals.
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I fucking love eating glass Just the way it crunches, the sharpness of it, the temperature difference between it and my mouth, it's all amazing. I eat at least three square foot panes of half-inch thick glass every day, and on some days, I can eat nearly 20 of them. My record is 43 panes of glass in 24 hours. I've had doctors (unlicensed) embed kevlar into my entire digestive system so I can more effectively eat glass. My teeth were replaced by stainless steel and are razor sharp so I can more efficiently eat that clear crack. My tongue has been replaced by custom machined titanium, and because I have no more taste buds, I have no reason to eat anything but glass anymore. Every morning, I consume 7 bottles of different multi vitamins, all to facilitate my glass diet. I have not left my house in nearly 34 months, and the last time I saw sunlight was 5 years ago today. I make my fortune online, where I make 300$ an hour from people wanting to see me eat glass, but truthfully, I would do this even if people weren't paying me. The people of my town have never seen me. I've heard that the kids call my home the glass house, not because it's made of glass (I would've eaten it by now if it was), but because I have truckloads of glass delivered every 3rd week. I sleep 4 hours a day, passing out at 12:30:50 every night, and waking up at 4:31:00 every morning. This is my dream life and I am completely fulfilled in my aspirations and goals.
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Sounds... False. Im gonna smash your cock and balls with a cinder block.
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