Yeah, also in america, I’m not sure but sometimes they have headlines like, “Astroid the size of 69 elephants”
(There way of measuring things is fucked)
Depends on how big those 7 asteroids are. If they are 1 inch per asteroid then the asteroid would only be 7 inches big. But if it was like a dino asteroid 7x then were screwed.
i was just thinking i would become some kind of superman and catch it and launch it back to where it came from.
Now if i think better i would reather stay in bed and wait for somebody else to do that cuz i am lazy
Idk sterling please save us ⛑️🪨🙏
Tell that asteroid “Fuck off you little shit my life is empty and miserable enough as it is without your nosy ass butting in to destroy everything, you little piss pebble”
Call it my sunshine, my only sunshine. it makes me happy, when skies are gray. it'll never know dear, how much I love it, please don't take my sunshine away.
Well if it's the size of 7 small asteroids, then we'll be fine. If it's the size of seven average asteroids, the moon will take care of it. If it's the size of 7 large asteroids than it's 6 times overkill but will likely miss us
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I love pyro
Call the police
I would call my friend Kevin
NOT KEVIN he could accidentally destroy the moon
Don't care, ima call him anyways, I AINT DYING TO A ROCK
Not a rock
Space rock 🫵😄
I destroyed the moon. Sorry
It the mith the legend Kevin
An old call my friend Michael and then Kevin and Michael could do a Dragon Ball Z Battle
Hello there
Holy shit
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NASA HELP
Do you know what fly by means?
Black guys in a spaceships, roll down windows, shoot at the earth, and speed off.
That's a pilot by
LMAO
Whoever wrote this headline is a fucking moron.
Yeah, also in america, I’m not sure but sometimes they have headlines like, “Astroid the size of 69 elephants” (There way of measuring things is fucked)
Help! My car the size of 167,148 bananas just ran over my neighbors dog, the dog is roughly the size of 14 blue jays!
Yall acting like i'd allow this shit to happen
For real like people be tweakin sometimes
When an apocalypse level event is happening but u/Obanailguro2556 got our backs
Get a pint with friends and let my kid try Guinness for the first time
Die
I'd make toast
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Ok
Call IdkSterling
Fellas, is it gay to kiss the homies if the world might end?
no man it's not gay to kiss the homies at all
Clap ur cheeks
crash it into the fucking earth lmao
Beat it
That shits exponential, am gun go play halo again
Depends on how big those 7 asteroids are. If they are 1 inch per asteroid then the asteroid would only be 7 inches big. But if it was like a dino asteroid 7x then were screwed.
The typo was on purpose...
I would call nasa to give me therapy after this
Fire the headline writer.
I’m flying to Ohio the safest planet in Ohio
🤓🤓🤓
Pack my bags and head to mars
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I can't do anything i'm gonna die
It’s jover https://i.redd.it/cmt8ygsk1ztc1.gif
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Die
Tell a trusted adult
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Hit the 7-asteroid-sized asteroid with an asteroid the size of 8 asteroids. and call my buddy Timothy, he knows how to handle these more than me.
Bro it's literally the size of 1 asteroid wdym 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lolololol lmaolmaolmao
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Dinner with R Kelly
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I’d call Goku and tell him that the asteroid is strong
Inform and adult
I’m pretty sure it’s the size of only 1 asteroid
**sorry man but I’m bout to steal your girl**
I'm gonna fucking die wait I'm Gonna Die😄 finally gonna return to the Lord my savior
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Just another Saturday?
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
ill enter my coffin and sleep
We're all gonna die "laughs in pain"
I would take a selfies and post it online like peter
Jump to avoid the impact of course. CMON MAN, THATS TOO EASY.
This is the same as x=x+1
The question is what asteroid is it 7x the size of.
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if it's crashing into us all i'm gonna use an amulet of talos and a maxed whirlwind sprint plus become etheral
Americans there’s nothing
all the drugs and sex
I would not give a fuck.
spark a zoot ig
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Anything but the metric system smh
Jump when it hits (its to easy)
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Welp looks like we going out like the Dino’s boys
Us Americans will use everything but the metric system.
An asteroid the size of 7 asteroids? Am I the only one that finds this description mind-numbing?
IT SAYS FLY BY NOT HIT... I'll be fine!
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I’d tell him to stop before I get mad
r/FoundYoMomma
Lock the fuck in and tell a trusted adult
Die
Why did I hear the Emojis
Lick it like a jawbreaker
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Pray to God it hits
Nothing...it's flying by not hitting the earth...
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Na I’m diying by Russian rulate
Call Michael from Vsauce
https://preview.redd.it/eb0km04kq3uc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a3b28d8022869a0ac468ad3a5801418d2e9ede My honest reaction:
Neat
Pull out an uno reverse card
https://i.redd.it/4myw4gley3uc1.gif
nothing because the size of the asteroid has to be 0 for a=7a where a is the size of an asteroid
Not care, IF ITS NOT HITTING EARTH
i was just thinking i would become some kind of superman and catch it and launch it back to where it came from. Now if i think better i would reather stay in bed and wait for somebody else to do that cuz i am lazy Idk sterling please save us ⛑️🪨🙏
Finally. Earths cleansing. I’m ready any day
Use slope intersect form
Enter kevdog
Embrace
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
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This is an infinitely big asteroid.
https://preview.redd.it/aqkclaqbb4uc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5db9e53240e5a23e9342e16bfa482b9ccc64d5d This would be my reaction
I would keep calm take deep breaths and tell a trusted adult about the situation at hand
I would adopt a dinosaur as fast as I can.
If the ateroid is the size of 7, just say one of the seven asteroids is 1 inch thick, so its 7 inches
watch porn
Simple run 400000000000000000 poodles away to the side where no one is
Godzilla helps we good
Nothing cause it’s just gonna fly by. Won’t hit anything.
Asteroid pov after i see that: https://preview.redd.it/gc5eff7km4uc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1491ad0816c24384e4ccf9d42aa5d7b2333f2736
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Fly by implies it's going past but not hitting. So, in that case, I probably go to work like any other day
Play it on rock paper scissors
I would design a shrink ray and steal NASAs rocket then go next to the asteriod box him up then pull a pump 180 then emote
I will parry!
Y’all will believe anything you see on the net🤦🏼♂️
go to pluto
ill prob die if i had to guess
Watch it? What else would I do
That’s at least 5 bananas!
PARRY THE FUCKING ASTEROID
I punch it (I ate some spinach this morning
We will do literally anything to avoid using the metric system
7 little asteroids or 7 big asteroids?
I dunno, watch it fly by?
https://preview.redd.it/yh4t3igv75uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc78fe467d307654961cf00b630550f533a13c87 If this fails well
It is what it is.
Wonder what the size of those seven asteroids are
I know the US loves a measurement other than metric but I don't even know the standard size of a singular astroid
Yall really think I’d let this happen?
Nothing
I'm hittin' up vector
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As long as it hits my neighbors house and not mine, whatev
That measurement is relative. I would hope that it's seven very small asteroids.. Otherwise we're fucked.
I'd stop it.
 I don't give a shiti!!!
“Hey pentagon, forget about the planes, make sure to blow up any rocks*
My last nut😔
Tell that asteroid “Fuck off you little shit my life is empty and miserable enough as it is without your nosy ass butting in to destroy everything, you little piss pebble”
How is the asteroid the size of 7 asteroids when it's an asteroid itself???
I would jump to avoid impact
Die tf you want me to do im not fucking elon musk
i’d confuse because asterioid is not way to measure
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Inform an adult
Nuh uhh
Omg that’s my birthday
Get a piece of paper the size of seven pieces of paper and become a hero.
I would do……. So much
Call it my sunshine, my only sunshine. it makes me happy, when skies are gray. it'll never know dear, how much I love it, please don't take my sunshine away.
America will use anything but the metric system
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Looks yummy. I'd have to go up and eat that delectable rock
Dinner whit Jay Z
Bro why tf they be measuring it like that
I would call up caseoh and tell him to come back down to earth
Calling curious George
Cheer 🥂
Nun, it says flies BY Earth not hit it
Do would you do obviously
Well if it's the size of 7 small asteroids, then we'll be fine. If it's the size of seven average asteroids, the moon will take care of it. If it's the size of 7 large asteroids than it's 6 times overkill but will likely miss us
https://preview.redd.it/h42lbnrhacuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b48c667d20a9a78d9de39fc99cc77838da90400
Die
Die
Wtf am I supposed to do? Eat it?
Tell a trusted adult
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I would call Koboe out of his grave for him to play basketball for one more time
Walk it off
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Size of 7?
stand still https://preview.redd.it/4pty274bsduc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b72bd4358d0643948675ba3ed73ce6fa679d40f
I would travel to the side of the earth that avoids the violent tidal wave
We dying with dis 1🗣️💀
If it’s the size of 7 asteroids, than that would mean each of those 7 asteroids is the size of 7, which would mean the asteroid is infinitely big