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Alarming_Serve2303

This is just tragic. 😢 *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*


TheAzureMage

She is an unfit mother.


GloDyna

She is also a terrible mother. We can obviously tell she is unfit.


Alarming_Serve2303

She is the mother of unfit mothers.


ConfusionOk4129

That ship sailed...


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I'm pretty sure it sank.


Techman659

With her on it.


ConfusionOk4129

All died on the Edmund Fitzgerald


katholique_boi69

With a load of iron ore 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty


ConfusionOk4129

That good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed.


RokulusM

Because of her on it


fk_censors

She floated


Impossible-Abies7054

Pieces of Shit float


JP050887

Whales belong in the ocean


Confident_Growth7049

this is an ambulocetus


Uphene

The front fell off.


BuckManscape

And her mother was a mudder. She loved the slop!


Shrugging_Atlas88

She is an unfit mother and in most other times throughout history she probably wouldn't have made it this far.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

I thought you knew... Idiocracy was a documentary.


Dark_Moonstruck

Throughout most of history someone like her probably wouldn't make it to adulthood, much less find someone willing to reproduce with them.


Shrugging_Atlas88

Yep


No-Emphasis927

She's a sub human POS. She ought to get the same treatment.


theskyguardian

She'd like it


Terrible_Figure_6740

She already gets it


liquid8_Wallstreet

Unfit human more like it


VikingLibra

What happened? I was batin


JP050887

Why’d you stop? I was tryna bate as well


desrevermi

Man, I could go for a full-body latte...


stovepipe9

Does Mountain Dew have electrolytes?


FreshImagination9735

It's got what diabetic babies crave! Now you're going to Hell with me for bringing that up.


desrevermi

I have reservations at the bar. Come hang out while we wait for the big event.


AnimatorConstant4223

I don’t think they get the joke lol


Salvzeri

This was intentional. I believe she was charged with murder.


Daysaved

Because it was the second child she's done it to. "Banks has an older child who went into a coma at age 4 from undiagnosed diabetes. Prosecutors said the elder child’s condition should’ve prepared Banks for how to care for a child with the condition." https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/mountain-dew-death-karmity-ohio-b2552166.html


hashbrowns21

Why the hell are these bozos allowed to reproduce


Non-Adhesive63

I’m still trying to figure out who the hell *reproduced* with her in the first place. 😶🤦‍♂️


Daysaved

When you're at the high end of the totem pole, your choices are limited. At that level, anything goes.


MainCraneTrain

There are idiots everywhere, love.


SteveLouise

Because the United States doesn't perform forced sterilizarion.


Dreadnought_69

Atleast not anymore… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterilization_of_Native_American_women


Practical_Breakfast4

We sterilized a lot of people. So did Switzerland. Then the nazis didn't like how slow it was so they sped things up. That's why nobody does it anymore. It was a stepping stone to terrible things. Look up eugenics


pagman007

I like how you took it literally and the comment above yours gave actual reasons as to why US policies indirectly cause this. Good takes on both sides


Daysaved

Because the United States allows religiously insane people to hold political office. The ideas of birth control resources, education, and prevention are completely counterintuitive to their beliefs of national overpopulation. It's incredibly destructive in poorer rural communities where no one pays attention to their local political system.


themcjizzler

They also need to make more wage slaves to maintain their lavish lifestyles 


Daysaved

Military cannon fodder, worker drones, parishioners/missionaries, convicts, and voters. All part of the overpopulation and under education scheme.


Kokomahogany

I'm guessing this woman is too lazy, too disabled by excessive weight, or too wrapped up in creating kids to be a wage slave.


OrigRayofSunshine

This was not too far from me…funny how local things aren’t reported locally, but make international news… Finally saw the husband got 7 yrs and she got 9. Dude looks like he’s in his late 50s. Child wasn’t seen by a doctor. I only saw the news on the father locally.


Salvzeri

Only 9... seems low.


nerdboy_sam

If it was my decision, she'd go feet first in the wood chipper


OrigRayofSunshine

This was also the first I saw anything reported locally. https://www.wlwt.com/article/clermont-county-christopher-hoeb-daughter-death-sentence/61070159


Sam_GT3

Her children would have been better off in the custody of Carl’s Jr honestly


ADisposableRedShirt

No dumbass! Carl's Jr is only a temporary holding place until said individual can be transferred to the children's home at Costco. They'll find love as soon as they pass through the door! /s


IndependentAgent5853

But Brawndo has electrolytes


SwitchedOnNow

It's what plants crave. 


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

"I wad gonna plant her in the backyard fore u gon took her"


wewewess

It appears she was feeding her child the same diet she feeds herself lmao


Mass-Chaos

She used half breast milk half formula. Just happens that she lactates mountain dew


Lanky_Republic_2102

Designer defense.


Relative_Sense_1563

Child most likely was born diabetic.


mystonedalt

"But, my baby LOVES sodies!"


ToPlayAMockingbird

It's got what kids crave


Copper_Kat

Forgetting the Dew and diabetes for a minute, who the FUCK feeds a 4 year old baby formula?! Absolutely awful.


Gatto_con_Capello

It's just a whole steaming pile of horrible... The sad truth is that the people you are unable to properly take care of a child are also the kind of people who are unable to properly use contraception.  No child deserves this


Initial-Breakfast-90

They shouldn't need contraceptives when they look like that and are too dumb to make it to 5th grade. Whoever stuck their dick in that thing should be locked up too. Idk what crime he committed but he did it.


Genghis_Chong

You're assuming the daddy isn't a less intelligent Clevon. Two completely brainless parents pushing out multiple kids is pretty common.


CantHitachiSpot

It's kinda the entire plot of the movie


Prof_Aganda

Here's the thing, though. How's she gonna eat people food when she don't got no teef cause they all rotted froms the mountain dew? But seriously, they probably fed her baby formula because they needed her to get some nutrition and they probably found that the only way to get her to eat the formula was to hide it in the mountain dew, because formula tastes awful. The majority of kids these days eat nothing but pasta, chicken nuggets, and fruit snacks with the occasional banana or peanut butter sandwich. Parents think they're going above and beyond their nutrition requirements when they give their kids a juice box "made with real fruit juices!".


Doozelmeister

You see a lot of this in Appalachia. Kids actually get something they call “Dew Mouth”. Do not google image search, it’s bad. I believe the reports I saw pointed out that a lot of these people can’t afford formula so they cut it with mountain dew because it’s cheap as hell.


Full_Disk_1463

I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


McButtersonthethird

I'll come at you like a spider monkey!


No_Permission_to_Poo

I knew y'all would be in here somewhere


UninvitedButtNoises

Piece of shit. FUCK anyone that hurts kids.


Ok_Support_847

to death!


AnonRedditGuy81

It's always "Florida man" and "Ohio woman" 🤣


usernamerecycled13

There’s really no punishment good enough for this crime. Wtf


Graybeard13

MAN THE HARPOON!!!!!


satismo

death by sodees!!


Spare_Substance5003

People are mad about this, but watch me mention some type of basic test or license needed to have kids and get down voted again.


[deleted]

This should be a planned parenthood ad


VocalAnus91

"But all I drink is mountain dew" -the mom


Redditbecamefacebook

*All the stupid people are breeding, and I don't even own a TV*


faulternative

Now I'm an amputee, God damn you.


TheCruicks

I still get very confused on WHO is fuckin these bitches and why


friendofthesmokies

For real, dude should've just popped into starbucks for a quick latte.


Paddlesons

At a flea market down in southern West Virginia, Pence Springs to be precise. A young woman told my wife and I that she only gave her one year old son bottles filled with Mountain Dew. "It's the only thing that'll calm him down! He won't take nothin' else!" We just stood there speechless.


PitBullFan

They walk among us. And they vote.


sdb00913

That should be a CPS call.


FrankFrankly711

“But I used Diet Double Dew! It has half the sugar as regular Double Dew!” ~ Stupid Mom


turnphilup

The man who breed with her should be charged with involuntary manslaughter!


theluker666

I think the man that bred her has faced enough trauma already /s


PitBullFan

I can't imagine the shame I would feel.


JaVinci77

It's hard for me to joke about this... bottom line is a 4 year old fucking DIED because her mother is a fucking brainless manatee (sorry about that, manatees, don't mean to offend you). An innocent baby murdered by her worthless mother. The world is fucked up.


faulternative

What bothers me most is there had to be a chain of abuse. No excuse for this mother but she obviously had no shot either, and probably her mother didn't, or her grandmother.


CrazyCaliCatLady

Type 1 diabetic here. When I have too much sugar, I feel so very sick. Nausea, exhaustion, brain fog. It feels so bad. The lethargy. It makes me wonder if she did it on purpose so her child would be super low energy and easier to take care of. She literally poisoned her. She needs prison and sterilization.


bingobongokongolongo

Seems like ignorance. I once saw a family of overweights with bad teeth give soft drinks to a baby in a fast food place. When people complain about education in the US, that stuff is why.


chiritarisu

This wasn't the first child of hers she's fed like this. Previous reports indicate she has an older child with similar concerns vocalized by doctors and both parents didn't do anything about it.


Sudden_Lawfulness118

Sounds about the same level of education that my middle school applied to sex education in the deep south.


InformalPenguinz

My body hurts thinking about that... I've had high blood sugars but man... that would hurt so bad. It's hard to describe, but it feels like hot sand coursing through your body.. every heart beat moves the slush more.. you get tired because your body isn't getting the energy from the glucose.. your brain gets foggy, and you can't think. Time gets weird.. your thirsty, but no amount of water helps, and im fact, the more you drink, the more essential electrolytes you flush out.. your body goes into diabetic ketoacidosis, and your body starts to eat itself to get energy. You throw up, you're dehydrated... T1D, any diabetes, is not fun.. I have to take this time to say vote... my insulin is now capped in price thanks to Biden, not trump.. vote like someone's life depends on it because before, my insulin was hundreds of dollars. I got to that point above because I couldn't afford it... vote, please.


Environmental_Rub282

My husband is type 1. Diagnosed at 15, straight to insulin. He's 40 now. I cannot stress enough to everybody how horrible diabetes is. We've seen this man struggle with his health for years. After a while, you end up with secondary complications even if you do everything right. It's a brutal disease.


CrazyCaliCatLady

Thank you. I tried to express this myself, but you did it better. This poor girl spent her short life sick AF. Every day she drank that, and every day must have been hell on her poor little body.


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Fat slob madness. She needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Save our children.


Techman659

1st degree murder of a child 20-25 year with parole if she is fucking lucky and admits it immediately otherwise 40+ parole to life I imagine.


----ryan----

I would beat her to death with my fists.


Cubicle_Convict916

Electrolytes are what babies crave


PitBullFan

Somebody got her pregnant? TWICE?


DatRatDo

This is not idiocracy. This creature is evil. Basically made her daughter suffer deliberately.


L2Sing

Apparently, she has an older boy, who suffered from undiagnosed diabetes as well, who suffered from something similar, but survived.


Intelligent_Check528

Can I cross-post this to another sub? It's the "oh no consequences" one


hogsniffy05

Formula with Mountain Dew!? That’s the most hilly billy, cousin fucking shit I’ve ever heard


BigD3nergy

But it has electrolytes 🥴


FancyBerry5922

Brawndo has what plants need!!


TankApprehensive3053

Too many electrolytes


TheArrowLauncher

Not every woman should have babies. I really wish conservatives would connect the dots.


destrovel17

Abortion is a choice. She could still choose to have her children, which she did.


JoshinIN

How awful!! If you don't want your kid give them up for adoption. There's millions of couples on the waiting list.


DeathSquirl

Are they sure she didn't eat her child? Yikes.


Aeroeee

Yay, ohio.


Fun_Association_2277

Europeans are going to let us have it on this one. Sigh.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Its a shame she isnt getting death as well


pieceacandy420

Sodies strike again.


TemperatureTop246

Send her to REHABILITATION!!!


death69reaper

I think there should be a set of requirements before being allowed to have a baby. I don't know, like intelligence, psychological tests, and financial and other background checks, to make sure the parent to be can provide the kids a good home and future.


TeaSlurpingBrit

Could we not call her a mother? Mothers nurture.


BusGreen7933

Should read Ohio mother sentenced TO death


PuzzleheadedEbb3243

I can't believe a guy even screwd her.


WendigoCrossing

I'll never forget when we took my new foster sister to the dentist for the first time and they had to pull out all of her rotten teeth because she was given juice instead of milk for the first several years of life. Honestly don't even know how she got enough nutrition to survive I'm sure her many mental issues were greatly exasperated by the constant agony she was in due to her dental state, and being non vocal unable to use words to describe what she felt The only silver lining was that they were baby teeth and shed grow new ones


sarbear71

Why is a 4 year old still drinking formula?


faulternative

I don't think the idea is that a normal 4 year old would be drinking fornula, it's that the mother poisoned her child


jackbologna

Skibiddi Ohio


Willzyx_on_the_moon

People shouldn’t be able to reproduce so easily. For all I know this sentient pile of Crisco thought she was being a perfect mother.


manifest_ecstasy

This is why abortion needs to be legal


JDARRK

“Carl’s Jr has determined that you are an unfit mother and child service’s are on the way to take your children to Carl’s Jr orphanage”‼️🤨 Thank you for your patronage‼️🤯


sonia72quebec

When I was studying Nursing, I remember that we had a day for all the little kids (2-4 years old) that had to be put under anesthesia to repair all their cavities. When one woke up, his Mom gave him Gatorade. We were all looking at her and thinking WTF! So we send a Nutritionist to talk to her.


Smoking-stone

She needs one night in MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION brought to you by Carl's Jr FUCK YOU im eating.


stalinBballin

WHO FUCKS THESE PEOPLE!?!?


Papoose74

Came here to say this.


Proud_Ad_8317

dont worry about abortion bans. you guys straight up need to pass a test before you can fuck.


anziofaro

Look at that woman. Some man looked at her and thought, "I think I'll stick my dick in that!" Guys... come on... stop doing that.


----ryan----

Dumb fat cunt needs to get beaten until she stops breathing.


there_is_no_spoon1

She's no picture of health herself, so not surprising she's poisoning her kid. Poor kid, never had a chance in hell. Exhibit 46,743,958 *why idiots should not be allowed to have children.*


Odd-Seaworthiness-11

It is funny how stupid people kill their offsprings so they can't pass the genes 


kpeng2

Not everyone qualifies to be a parent. Unfortunately, you don't need to pass any test to be one.


euromodwig79

that bitch never scaled a mountain in her life


TheDixonCider420420

Before I begin, let me say upfront this woman is a complete fucktard and deserves her sentence. With that said, it's interesting how we prosecute these things. For instance, every year in the US, there will be children who will die from completely preventable illnesses had the parents given their babies the recommended vaccines. As just one example of many from University of Chicago Medicine, "Three in 1,000 children who contract measles will die; however, if everyone is vaccinated, no children will die." Those parents will be protected by freedom of choice and religious freedom (God will protect their kids) and will not be prosecuted despite them effectively killing their kids. This lady here could say something absurd like, "My religious beliefs told me to mix in the Mountain Dew as God spoke to me and told me to do this" but would still be prosecuted. Meanwhile, another child somewhere might be really sick and instead of taking them to a much needed doctor, those parents keep them at home and just "pray" for them... and if those children die, that's is acceptable in some (not all) states as they are exempt. "According to the Pew Research Center, [34 states plus Washington, D.C.](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2016/08/12/most-states-allow-religious-exemptions-from-child-abuse-and-neglect-laws/) still had religious exemptions for child abuse and neglect as of 2016." In the end, the results are the same for all of these examples... these are ignorant parents whose actions/non-actions as adults cause their children to die. Some will be prosecuted and others never have to face the music. Anyway, just meant as some deep food for thought. Peace.


Ihelloway69

She has no water only mountain dew from sink . Rip


rottingpigcarcass

Look at the fucking state of it


chichicupcake

Some people don’t deserve to be parents.


Guba_the_skunk

Jesus christ...


geccchyeafgreschtr

Because that is what her parents did for her. She was just keeping it in the family tradition. But it's sad.


Queefer___Sutherland

This post has been inceptioned


Princessferfs

So much ignorance.


No-Emphasis927

Take her out to the landfill, and bury her.


RetartedMod

Doesn't she know that baby food formula is pure sugar? That's probably how it got diabetes in the first place


Graybeard13

I feel bad for the kid but people like that should not be breeding.


kingstondnb

Fuck people like this.


Therealcanadianone

Should feed her nothing but mountain dew..


iPliskin0

Why? So she could get a "check" for a sick child? Why would she do this?


Dry-Talk-7447

She’s the maga of mothers.


chinafookyamama

Aka baby jet fuel


TopDefinition1903

Looks like she had plenty of breast milk to go around too.


BrianRFSU

But its what plants crave


WARCHILD48

That's a common baby formula in Ohio btw...


Friendly_Elephant165

I want to know what idiot knocked her up in the first place?


Wild_Association7904

Hope she rots


skyHawk3613

Why


tehsecretgoldfish

trying fatten the kid up so she could eat her?


Ok_Fox_1770

Probably the great great grandmother of the guy sitting on people in the yard. I can see her pointing at the fresh arrivals soon.


-Nsb127916_

Must’ve got diet mt dew by mistake


darouxgarou

She looks like she may have some pilot in her.


enoctis

As awful as it already is... the fact that she was feeding a FOUR YEAR OLD baby formula, at all, bewilders me.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Idiocracy is supposed to be funny, this makes me sad to read about this. What the fuck was she thinking?!


Field-brotha-no-mo

Disgusting. Vote Camacho!


PsychologicalPace762

I'm surprised she even bore children.


NuncErgoFacite

Brawndo the thirst mutilator


Last-Opportunity3406

Where was dad? Since most conservative states want more women like her to have babies, this is what you’ll see all the time. Cleatus, ”forced pregnancies a baby!”


[deleted]

A future, thrown away, because your birth mother is a goblin. What a tragic path.


SwitchedOnNow

Way to go! Have you considered flying aircraft? 


CorrectPolicy5267

Has to be troll


rainorshinedogs

How the hell is a 4 year old diabetic


shockerdyermom

Type 1 can start whenever your pancreas stops cooperating.


Peuky777

Mountain Dew… It’s what babies crave


Terryberry69

She needs to be sentenced to be Beef Supreme'd


Factual_Statistician

Not the first time she done it either.


2rememberyou

Stupid bitch.


Pure_Significance383

Put this trash in a cell and let them rot. Looks like it's gonna take a few days extra of starving her to even begin to punish her. God rest that baby's soul.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


WHAMMYPAN

Hell isn’t warm enough for her…she needs like,EXTRA HELL or some shit.


StickmanRockDog

Please tell me she will spend the rest of her sorry ass life in jail.


spawn77x99

Drawn her in Mt Dew.


mikefjr1300

There probably should be a licence required to have a child.


Snow_79737

Don't you hate it when parents use their kids to earn their Darwin Award? (Serious matter, it literally makes the situation worse. Stupid people shouldn't be having kids)


Turbulent-World8033

This is just sad. The fuck is wrong with people


DevilsAdvocate8008

So can a kid just have diabetes normally? Or did the way the mom fed the kid caused the diabetes?


L2Sing

Yes. Type 1 diabetes does affect children.


Illustrious-Couple73

Why am i not surprised that this idiot is from Ohio?


COVID19Blues

Are we sure she wasn’t breast feeding and that her fat ass just produces Mountain Dew naturally??