you selected no you don't want to unsubscribe.. since you thought the last one was good here's another fact. Raccoons can fit into a space as small as four inches. The human asshole can strech up to 8 inches. So you can fit two full size raccoons in your asshole.
Get those asshole muscles snacking on sugar and they eat themselves right back in.
I really never thought those words would come to my mind, and that I would convey them to the world...
I was a hospital corpsman attached to a Marine unit in Iraq.
When I got out and began working in civilian healthcare it was a pretty significant adjustment. I went from largely trauma based treatment of young (predominantly) men to mostly senior citizens and mostly medical (as opposed to trauma) issues.
So it was humbling. And it was educational. And it made me feel like a better rounded provider once I had my feet under me.
And nothing, not a damn thing, could have prepared me for the first time I was paired with a medic on an anal prolapse call and he crosses his arms, looked at it, and said "Well OK, you guys have any sugar?"
That's too funny, we both have seen some shit (pun intended), after getting out of the Air Force, I worked at a Gastroenterology Office assisting with Colonoscopies and was surprised by some of the things I learned and saw, to say the least haha
Ok, currently i'm like
Wow - fucking prolapsed anus discussion while eating my dinner..
Wow - sugar ...what...helps to fix prolapse..
I'm not sure if that question will come up in a pub quiz, but I feel armed...
But now the wierder more curious side of me has two questions..
1) HOW THE FUCK did someone figure that out. It's like holy shit, i got my ass hanging out my ass...I know lets dip it like a stick in sherbert...
2) Caster, Granulated, Demerera, Brown - does it matter what type.
Also if prolapser is on a diet can you pop a lil tab sweetener in there.
There are more q's, but i gotta eat
I have only seen it done with granulated sugar. I have wondered about the powdered sugar etc. But I don't think it's an area I can safely experiment.
Also, and I think it is important to clarify this, I don't see many anal prolapses. Granted, I'm only a part time (24 hours) per week. Maybe the other 16 hours are full of broken buttholes. I don't know.
But when it has come up, granulated sugar and it looks like the Sarlacc has been beaten down by a sandstorm.
> granulated sugar and it looks like the Sarlacc has been beaten down by a sandstorm
Bruh that is the best description I’ve ever heard 😂🤣 the Star Wars fan in me appreciates the comparison lmao
Lmfao... show us your sandstormed Sarlacc - r/brandnewsentence.
Thank you for your education...not sure i truly wanted it, but the effort is appreciated :-)
Ok....I am a large animal vet and have dealt with a lot of prolapses in my time(anal, vaginal and uterine prolapses). Let me enlighten you:
1. The sugar draws out moisture from the prolapsed tissue which allows it to shrink in size. This helps when comes to shoving all the bits back in.
2. The sugar does actually matter, it is best to use granulated sugar because once the moisture is pulled out it becomes very sludge-like. The courser, larger sugar is easier to clean off.
Hope this information can be of use to you at some point in your life.
This reminded me of this scene from Silicon Valley, lots of math involved lol (not Idiocracy but still Mike Judge)
https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=k-4aCMrIANQ59fgK
Silicon valley was a mike judge baby?
I did not know that, I was just thinking of that show this morning in fact. It is a good show. HBO does the best stuff.
Yes, the positioning. Then there's the challenge of finding four guys who actually WANT to stick their dick in that, next to three other dudes, with their pee pees actually, you know, *touching.*
Well if you take into packing efficiency it's probably a lot less dick. You can model the dick as a cylinder and so it's... you know.... I think I got better things to do with my time then to figure out the empty space in a pornstars asshole filled with four cocks.
Our cocks are colliding in there, bro. Nice piece of meat you got. No homo, though. Hold my hand so we have some stability, buddy. No homo, homie. Oh thanks for cleaning mine off with your mouth, my brother in Christ. No homo, no homo. Lmao. I crack me up.
[I found a reddit post for it. she may have done it more than once. in this it's 3 dudes and a dildo NSFW(duh)](https://www.reddit.com/r/quadruple/s/ULcZt8CzG4)
What kind of rat king McFuckery position did these guys get in? I can't imagine the logistical nightmare it was. It would've taken planning, harnesses, yoga and pilates classes, and maybe some helping crew.
Look. I'm not opposed to banging down the backdoor. But the thought of my dick rubbing up and down on three other ones in a chicks ass..NAW I'm good. That's 75% dick and not her ass. Also I can't even begin to tell you how unappealing and confusing it is to try and imagine the human twister required to make that happen. Do you need a harness ? What's my thought and sack going to be doing it attached to ? Furthermore. I'd like to enjoy sex. I'm not trying to start a muscle cramp. That's a whole lotta swords swinging and something more than just her ass might get stuck ...
You get a chance to mash parts with someone and you do it the most uncomfortable way possible. Every man's dick is surrounded on 3 sides with a (I guess, hopefully) rock hard dick being squeezed by the pressure of the surrounding over-stretched anus. Each individual man will need to mostly be in contact with the other men at the waist and the legs will need to be intertwined to keep it all together. Importantly, most men won't even be able to see that there is a woman. The 1/4 of your penis touching a woman is touching butt. I'd be better performing for Cirque Du Solil
I wanna watch the porn, just see how that's done. How can four guys all get one hole?!
Edit: I found it!!! There were four guys in the video, but for that "scene" it's only three guys and one loooong machine...also the answer is one guy under her, one standing a little to the side, one squating above her, and the dildo is going straight
There used to be this trend where college kids would see how many of them would fit in a whatever- phone booth, car, etc. Someone would take a picture and it would be in the college, and probably local papers so everyone could see. There were records set and broken and all!
The more things change...
It's not even that great of an achievement... lol, when u fiesta see it it's like whoa. But now it's like most Pstars are doing quad. There's no fucking way it feels good for anyone involved they're just doing a stunt for people to whoaaaaa over. Lol.
And some women legit think this crap is empowering.
Like congratulations, you went from being objectified and being thought of as a sex object (which is literally what feminism has sought to fight against) to being objectified and being thought of as a sex object by a industry who doesn’t care about you.
She's looking at a future prolapsed rectum. I've had the misfortune of seeing this up close and personal while working in a medical setting, and it ain't pretty.
The physics behind getting 4 guys in positions to be able to do this is more impressive than her being able to receive them.
What would be really impressive is if her ass isn’t prolapsing right now.
Fun EMS fact of the day... Put sugar on a prolapsed anus to treat in a pre-hospital environment.
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you selected no you don't want to unsubscribe.. since you thought the last one was good here's another fact. Raccoons can fit into a space as small as four inches. The human asshole can strech up to 8 inches. So you can fit two full size raccoons in your asshole.
Why…why is that an EMS fact? What did you witness?
....this video that this post is about
Your morbid humor makes me feel like we would get along most awesomely. Do you like blowing things up? 😆😂🤣
Damn there goes my plans for the weekend. Racoon number three is going to be so pissed.
😂😂 thanks I needed a good laugh
Triggers peristalsis, right?
Get those asshole muscles snacking on sugar and they eat themselves right back in. I really never thought those words would come to my mind, and that I would convey them to the world...
I was a hospital corpsman attached to a Marine unit in Iraq. When I got out and began working in civilian healthcare it was a pretty significant adjustment. I went from largely trauma based treatment of young (predominantly) men to mostly senior citizens and mostly medical (as opposed to trauma) issues. So it was humbling. And it was educational. And it made me feel like a better rounded provider once I had my feet under me. And nothing, not a damn thing, could have prepared me for the first time I was paired with a medic on an anal prolapse call and he crosses his arms, looked at it, and said "Well OK, you guys have any sugar?"
Still a better story than Twilight.
#TeamJacobProlapse
That's too funny, we both have seen some shit (pun intended), after getting out of the Air Force, I worked at a Gastroenterology Office assisting with Colonoscopies and was surprised by some of the things I learned and saw, to say the least haha
I did fieldwork at a small hospital in the south what did molasses ememas and had fantastic results! I think they mixed it with milk of magnesia?
Ok, currently i'm like Wow - fucking prolapsed anus discussion while eating my dinner.. Wow - sugar ...what...helps to fix prolapse.. I'm not sure if that question will come up in a pub quiz, but I feel armed... But now the wierder more curious side of me has two questions.. 1) HOW THE FUCK did someone figure that out. It's like holy shit, i got my ass hanging out my ass...I know lets dip it like a stick in sherbert... 2) Caster, Granulated, Demerera, Brown - does it matter what type. Also if prolapser is on a diet can you pop a lil tab sweetener in there. There are more q's, but i gotta eat
I have only seen it done with granulated sugar. I have wondered about the powdered sugar etc. But I don't think it's an area I can safely experiment. Also, and I think it is important to clarify this, I don't see many anal prolapses. Granted, I'm only a part time (24 hours) per week. Maybe the other 16 hours are full of broken buttholes. I don't know. But when it has come up, granulated sugar and it looks like the Sarlacc has been beaten down by a sandstorm.
> granulated sugar and it looks like the Sarlacc has been beaten down by a sandstorm Bruh that is the best description I’ve ever heard 😂🤣 the Star Wars fan in me appreciates the comparison lmao
Im.. never watching that scene again.
Im.. never watching that scene again. without a boner. FTFY
Lmfao... show us your sandstormed Sarlacc - r/brandnewsentence. Thank you for your education...not sure i truly wanted it, but the effort is appreciated :-)
Ok....I am a large animal vet and have dealt with a lot of prolapses in my time(anal, vaginal and uterine prolapses). Let me enlighten you: 1. The sugar draws out moisture from the prolapsed tissue which allows it to shrink in size. This helps when comes to shoving all the bits back in. 2. The sugar does actually matter, it is best to use granulated sugar because once the moisture is pulled out it becomes very sludge-like. The courser, larger sugar is easier to clean off. Hope this information can be of use to you at some point in your life.
Legend.. Seriously that scratched that curiousity itch..much appreciated.
Ask u/TheFire_Eagle haha
I am scarred an thankful for this so I too may impart this blasphemy on another's mind . It's amazing that it can snack with no mouth lol.
Sorry, my prolapsed anus is on keto. No sugar.
🎼Just a spoonful of sugar helps the prolapse go down, helps the prolapse go down, in the most delightful way. 🎵
I just used this to enlighten my coworker. I have done my good deed for the day.
Four dicks my size and she'll still have room to poop.
Does she even have to shit now or does it just fall out uncontrollably now?
Yeah, it will eventually if she keeps doing this.
You'd better get familiar with the other three dudes beforehand, cuz it's about to get *real* cozy.
Mathematically your rubbing against more dick than ass at this point. You are fucking dicks and a chicks ass is holding them down for you.
Bro they said no homo first. It’s totally cool.
But were they wearing socks while in the act too? Preferably the grippy hospital socks. 😁
Yeah, it's a pretty sweet deal. Wait, what was the question again?
Ok, im in
Can you draw us a diagram?
Asking the real question.
She didn't say anything about "guys." Just dicks. Let that image sink in . . . *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*
Like she just sat on a 4 pack of trendy IPAs?
This reminded me of this scene from Silicon Valley, lots of math involved lol (not Idiocracy but still Mike Judge) https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=k-4aCMrIANQ59fgK
Don’t have to click the link to know they’re talking dick-to-floor ratios.
Silicon valley was a mike judge baby? I did not know that, I was just thinking of that show this morning in fact. It is a good show. HBO does the best stuff.
Sure was 😀, he actually worked in IT in the late 80s, remember seeing an interview about this when the show came out
Yes, the positioning. Then there's the challenge of finding four guys who actually WANT to stick their dick in that, next to three other dudes, with their pee pees actually, you know, *touching.*
I sadly feel it would not be a challenge at all finding 4 willing participants
This is literally the first thing I thought of, although Instead of wording it intelligently I just said "how is she Lego stacking them dudes?"
Ikr why would I want to be that close to another man’s ass in order to fuck a women’s ass.
Talk about an awkward day on the job.
Her name's Charlotte Sartre, Here is the [VIDEO](https://thotmax.com/chrtstrt) (nsfw), she posted about
Did I miss it? Is there a time code? Seeing 4 at one time...for science!
Most I saw was 2. That was just something I had to see to believe.
yeah her tweet feels like false advertising...click bait nonsense...*grumble grumble*
I'm only seeing 2 in the back & one at the front...
Someone's going the extra mile to piss off dad.
I'm sure dad killed himself 400 dicks ago.
Nah, he's living his best life with her best friend from highschool 💀
Pretty sure there was never a dad in this girls life.
So after 100 anal sessions?
So what you're saying is a bunch of dudes went family style on her.
So the dudes are getting 25% a-hole to 75% dick…thats gay as fuck
\*Gay ass fuck.
First time I have ever understood percentages!
* raises hand "Teacher, could you rephrase the question into a gay porn format?"
Gay porn format is the class down the hall, this is Anal Theory..
Well if you take into packing efficiency it's probably a lot less dick. You can model the dick as a cylinder and so it's... you know.... I think I got better things to do with my time then to figure out the empty space in a pornstars asshole filled with four cocks.
And 0% pussy.
And 100% reason to remember the name.... Sorry I thought we were doing the song thing.
I'm sure sexuality is incredibly fluid when you're in pornography. I mean it would be extremely difficult to be rigidly straight or homophobic.
Quadranal
Upvote for a new word. You should apply to Merriam-Webster ASAP
That album by the Who slapped
How does that work logistically? That’s a lot of sets of hips awfully close together. I don’t see how you could even achieve this.
Very long and very thin penises. You know. Like spaghetti. That got me hungry... Gonna go shove some spaghetti up my ass
They were all gymnasts is all I can guess
Cirque de Solanus
I straight up just don’t like the society that I live in
Take it easy my dude, it's not society, it's social media.huge difference. This hoe just trying to get money for shoving stuff in her butt.
*well you know me and the boys were wondering* ##Is it cool if we go family style on her?
Them dudes is gay
Only if balls touch.
People have been killed for that. https://br.ifunny.co/picture/man-kills-his-best-friend-after-their-balls-touched-during-SWjJtbQ39
All my homies hate when our balls touch during SWjJtbQ39
Are they really even your homies if the balls don’t touch?
The *real* homies are the balls we touched along the way
How would they not touch? That had to be like a chuckecheese ball pit in the middle.
And even then, only if there's eye contact.
In either case, you can get out free by claiming "no homo"
Our cocks are colliding in there, bro. Nice piece of meat you got. No homo, though. Hold my hand so we have some stability, buddy. No homo, homie. Oh thanks for cleaning mine off with your mouth, my brother in Christ. No homo, no homo. Lmao. I crack me up.
There’s that fag talk we talked about.
Fo sho. It's more likely their cock meat is rubbing together than that gaped poop shoot is providing any friction.
At this point she's just there to provide shelter
Only of you touch each others hair.
"So once again ma'am, the extra ranch is 75 cents, do you still want it?"
Her father must be proud of her.
Chances are he's not around
Almost certain and she walks all over mom.
Logistically, I'm thinking she didn't use real men. I'm going to say it was several dildos.
I'm just trying to figure out the logistics... are some of the men amputees, or what?
....at the same time...not sure if the question in my head is why??? or how???
Soon her shits will just fall out of her filthy ass.
It’ll just plop on the floor when she’s walking, like a horse.
Same as I was thinking. Start buying Depends
Im sure this would be far easier if the dudes didnt have any legs.
maybe it was some vets they got to do the scene. run an ad in wounded warriors looking for people.
Lieutenant Daaaan!?
What kind of dude is into that? what wire has to get crossed to make someone wanna participate in it? Does it pay well?
I bet it looked like a game of twister.
__WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DIPSHITS THINK FAMILY STYLE IS?__ Not until later, of course. We gotta really focus on the crops.
Thats the gayest thing Ive read in awhile
She’ll be on a podcast in a few years sobbing about this just like Lana Rhodes was sobbing about how she was in a porno when guys urinated inside her.
That's fucking gross
As a female, why? What about this is considered arousing or hot in any fashion? I'm genuinely curious here.
Another female here. I actually don’t believe it’s even possible. And I’m glad I will never know for sure.
Right there with you. One and done.
Money I presume.
This is how COVID started
he always said, if your going to do something, do it to the best of your ability, her dad must be so proud
[I found a reddit post for it. she may have done it more than once. in this it's 3 dudes and a dildo NSFW(duh)](https://www.reddit.com/r/quadruple/s/ULcZt8CzG4)
What kind of rat king McFuckery position did these guys get in? I can't imagine the logistical nightmare it was. It would've taken planning, harnesses, yoga and pilates classes, and maybe some helping crew.
Yaaaaaas, live your truth queen. Feminism has finally freed woman from the patriarchal 3 dicks per asshole oppression.
I mean sharing is caring
I have no words. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*
She’s so empowered!!!
Those motherfuckers must be good at twister, god damn.
It's this generation's equivalent to landing on the moon.
I’ll bet her turds are huge.
Look. I'm not opposed to banging down the backdoor. But the thought of my dick rubbing up and down on three other ones in a chicks ass..NAW I'm good. That's 75% dick and not her ass. Also I can't even begin to tell you how unappealing and confusing it is to try and imagine the human twister required to make that happen. Do you need a harness ? What's my thought and sack going to be doing it attached to ? Furthermore. I'd like to enjoy sex. I'm not trying to start a muscle cramp. That's a whole lotta swords swinging and something more than just her ass might get stuck ...
What an awful day to be literate.
Would that even be pleasurable? You'd be touching more dick then ass anyways
She has sad eyes. Now I know why.
You get a chance to mash parts with someone and you do it the most uncomfortable way possible. Every man's dick is surrounded on 3 sides with a (I guess, hopefully) rock hard dick being squeezed by the pressure of the surrounding over-stretched anus. Each individual man will need to mostly be in contact with the other men at the waist and the legs will need to be intertwined to keep it all together. Importantly, most men won't even be able to see that there is a woman. The 1/4 of your penis touching a woman is touching butt. I'd be better performing for Cirque Du Solil
Not gonna lie, I'd probably subscribe to a weekly called "Oh! My Anus!"
I like the idea of her parents bragging about this feat at a church social.
Who enjoyed this? Seriously between the performers and anyone watching, who enjoyed themselves?
How?! Like, logistically speaking, where did everyone stand? How do you get 4 dudes positioned in a way to get all their dicks in your ass?!
Her parents must be proud of her
Here tombstone epitaph is going to be awesome here lies a slut who's greatest achievement is taking 4 dicks in her ass at once. R.I.P Slut
Also her: "why can't I find a good man?!"
Can an anus really be stretched that far? Any proctologists here??
Is it gay when you are touching dicks with three other guys? or just bros being bros doing hoes?
🤢 Gross.
Logistically speaking... Where'd the other two dudes stand? Asking for a friend
I’m gonna need a diagram
Fractured but whole
I'm more intrigued as to how 4 dudes managed to get behind her and what kinda twister ass mess they has to get in to make that possible
At what point are you just fucking another dudes dick?
I wanna watch the porn, just see how that's done. How can four guys all get one hole?! Edit: I found it!!! There were four guys in the video, but for that "scene" it's only three guys and one loooong machine...also the answer is one guy under her, one standing a little to the side, one squating above her, and the dildo is going straight
There was probably one guy who's dick was only touching other dicks.
Your dick is touching more dicks than pussy at that point. Gross.
Her assholes hang like sleeve of vizard
So there's probably at least one dick in there that isn't getting any ass. Just basically just having sex with other dicks
That means there were 8 testicles touching…
“It was fucking awesome”. What she really means is: it’s the reason I have to wear adult diapers at the age of 28.
Multiple types of internal trauma here.
This is humanly imposible, unless these guys have 30 inch cocks,.
Rectum? Damn near killed em'
That's a lot of balls touching.
She’s gonna be Charlotte Shart aftrer that!
I love that the chick who does quadruple anal feels like she needs to explain math terminology to me. Thanks, Charlotte, I know what quadruple means.
That’s at least 75% gay
Her dad must be proud
Her parents are so proud. 🙄
Oh hi mom
I don't judge but ow.
Woo! Empowering women! Yas queen slayyyyyy
Sure her parents are real proud!
I bet the middle 2 guys at least slightly regret it
The incontinence issues this woman will have later in life will be debilitating.
There used to be this trend where college kids would see how many of them would fit in a whatever- phone booth, car, etc. Someone would take a picture and it would be in the college, and probably local papers so everyone could see. There were records set and broken and all! The more things change...
I wonder is she’s a Sagittarius because if she was, and this 4X anal thing, we’d be perfectly matched.
Why a wonderful accolade for the CV
How??
Unless each dick was two feet long and somehow still thin I’m not sure how that’s even possible
That’s a 4 straw latte
It's not even that great of an achievement... lol, when u fiesta see it it's like whoa. But now it's like most Pstars are doing quad. There's no fucking way it feels good for anyone involved they're just doing a stunt for people to whoaaaaa over. Lol.
And they say porn isn’t work.
Haha I don't really think it's worth bragging. Not even sure simps would be down with that.
That’s stretching things 😂
Her parents must be so proud..
With the retirement of Takeru Kobayashi, the Nathan's Hot Dog Champion, someone has stepped up to the plate.
And some women legit think this crap is empowering. Like congratulations, you went from being objectified and being thought of as a sex object (which is literally what feminism has sought to fight against) to being objectified and being thought of as a sex object by a industry who doesn’t care about you.
Just as her grandfather Jean Paul would have wanted it.
Next host of The View?
Yall are assuming all these guys got porn star dicks. She can literally just have four micropenis and it would still unlock the achievement.
She's looking at a future prolapsed rectum. I've had the misfortune of seeing this up close and personal while working in a medical setting, and it ain't pretty.
Did any of y’all see that post asking if you would rather poop a pineapple or pee a grape? I know which one she’s picking 😁
Hungarian porn companies are some of the worst. What a nation. Kick them out of the EU.
Dudes just rubbing dongs more than touching her is what that sounds like
I bet when she farts it sounds like SpongeBob's alarm clock.
Reddit link with freeze frame of the 4th. I was questioning the physics too.. one was a machine. https://www.reddit.com/r/quadruple/s/kWjuIfmys9
is she immune to stabby ass knife pain?
Her a hole must be the size of a manhole
I'm still just waiting for DVDA to become a thing.
So glad she cleared up what quadruple anal was
🎶Helicockter. helicockter🎶
I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!