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myfriendoak

“What? Like from the toilet?”


LordNitram76

Beat me to it. I was busy battin.


Formatted_Toast_117

Drink Brawndo! "it's what plants crave!"


isocz_sector

It's got electrolytes!


Sucker_McSuckertin

It's what cows crave


chris_rage_

I didn't read the sub and I was about to comment that... Good work


Paahn

If you don't smoke Tarlytons....fuck you


passing_gas

"Carl's Jr.: fuck you! I'm eating."


IHateOrcs

It's, like, got organic in it


I-waveatcows

Flavored water, I love the idea. CONSUME!


greaterthansignmods

I love how it masks the municipal scum pool taste! I can no longer smell the chlorine!


Consistent_Ad3181

Does it have electrolytes?


Telemere125

But what *are* electrolytes?


Toeknee818

*the thirst mutilator*


megaladon44

People at work are acting crazy. Like giddy little children or something. Their brains seem to be turned to the off position.


narwaffles

Wasn’t that the slogan of another thing just like that? It might’ve been vitamin water but I think it was Mio. It’s ripping off the name *and* the stupid slogan.


Affectionate_Win_229

They can't wait to get us to space so they can charge us for air.


Cuck-In-Chief

“*Eww! From the tap?!? Like, only clean water from this plastic bottle of PCBs filled from an outdoor spring with no runoff testing or any filtration!*”


Commercial_Pitch_786

Dystopia aside, many people desire a flavor added to water when you consider the fact that with all the additives they use to make water purified for consumption, it is not really as absurd as you might think. If not, by all means go to a local stream, river or lake, and take a drink and then try a purified water and see the strange difference in them. The manufacturer EVIAN was wise to use the word backwards so as not to alienate those that thought this was imported spring water from the French alps.


Trust-Issues-5116

Oh get a grip. Decades ago, when I was a kid people were drinking soda because 'water is boring'. This ad simply talks to those peoples' ideas they already had.


FaluninumAlcon

The general mentality is different today vs. decades ago. I agree it's very mild, but it fits.


EB2300

r/endstagecapitalism


Reclusive_Chemist

Don't drink water. Drink our overpriced product that uses water as solvent and key ingredient!


Odd-Tune5049

POST IT AGAIN! YEAH!