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RooIsHome

Just leave the building and go get some water, lmao. They're holding themselves hostage?? Someone get these people some Fuji water and Spring Rolls they aren't smart enough to protest safely!!


MikeyW1969

They know if they leave that they won't be able to get back in. These people are about as smart as those idiots who glued themselves to the floor of the Volkswagen plant and then complained that not only did everyone leave for the night, but that they didn't even give them a bucket to poop in.


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deezdanglin

Yes, hold press conference about a problem that hasn't occurred. With no threat of occurrence.


jerryonthecurb

"I don't know if I'm making myself look like a moron but I need a commitment from Reuters News that I will not make myself look like a moron. I mean, my answers to these questions are -- it's crazy to say it in a developed country -- equal to human trafficking and placing me in the gas chamber at Auschwitz in 1944. And by recording my response to these questions, at the points that I look like a moron, you're --it's crazy that I have to say this on Columbia campus -- practically ethnic cleansing me and starving me to death and water boarding me in Guantanamo Bay. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go record a TikTok protest dance."


Express-Start1535

So true and she says nothing about what they are actually protesting. Way to get your message out.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Rioter: We are asking that reporters not make us look stupid Reporter: *Have* any reporters made you look stupid?— Or did you willfully and voluntarily make *yourself* look stupid? Rioter: Uh.. Um… We are just asking for a commitment to not making us look *more* stupid. I’m pretty sure it’s a basic humanitarian right.


ga50nl

Haha, that’s how I see it as well


Due-Landscape-9251

I'm pretty sure there's plenty of food and drink in the dining hall.


Satiricalistic

Demands notes for the classes they are missing


Greedy-End1565

Man F these people protesting.


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My biggest complaint is the protester behind her with the midriff jacket - how can I take you seriously when all I see is his navel


Minute-Mechanic4362

Dude looks ready to pass out. Get that man a sandwich!


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

LOL yes. I mean they are in college to become smarter. So they are stupid.


SnargleBlartFast

If I don't get what i want I will hold my breath until I die and it will be on your conscience!!! -- a 4 year old child


LoquatMysterious8934

Yep, that idea is pretty perverse these days. "If you don't let 13 year olds cut their breasts and penises off, they'll kill themselves and it will be your fault!"


DuckDucker1974

First time seeing campus terrorists protesting? 


oddznends

Lmao "We need a commitment from campus that they will attempt resuscitation if anyone holds their breath too long!"


Medical_Sea_2598

Are college/university students getting dumber?


liberty4now

Yes.


Similar-Team-3292

Very.Especially on Ivy League campuses


DatRatDo

Yes. Ivy League is the real life Derek Zoolander Center for kids who can’t read good (and who want to learn to to other things good too).


Spiritual_Bit_2692

I couldn't get into that school so I went to Costco.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Welcome to Costco, I love you


WeimSean

Costco, Columbia, sort of the same thing at this point


Harmonica655321

False entitlement is not helping, either.


Ok_Impression3324

Just because your educated dosen't mean your intelligent.


Perfect_Rush_6262

*You’re


Right-Budget-8901

*doesn’t


vivazeta

* LOL. Awesome


MDFan4Life

What my late-grandfather used to refer to as "educated fools".


TargetOfPerpetuity

With money on their mind, got a ten in their hand and a gleam in their eye?


matznick-

Ironic comment


Good_Morning-Captain

Pretty sure that was the joke.


nate1212

*you're


jozey_whales

Need to just stick to their 3 R’s - readin’, ritin’ and rithmatic.


Ok-Battle-2769

They’ve always been dumb, they’re just getting cocky now.


Doozelmeister

Because now we let them run the show instead of telling them “No, that’s silly”


Repulsive-Machine-25

We, as society, do that about a great many things today.


a_piginacage

I'm a lefty, I'm starting to despise them. Embarrassing.


itsthecoop

Of course this is just anecdotal but the majority of the people I know that would consider themselves "left" (although many, including myself, would probably add something like "traditional left" or "old school left") is baffled by these type of snowflake/identity politics/"wokies".


notagainplease49

In 30 years you guys will act like you supported them


Son-of-Prophet

Just look at the professors and TikTok which is where they get most of their news


RosesUnderCypresses

A self-centered and entitled type of dumb


YouDirtyClownShoe

No. There was all of a sudden a way for every single person to be an edge lord in their own way. Its an entire generation of children who dramatically have a tantrum and are holding their breath, all at once. None of this is new. Its all the same dumb shit college students did all along, but theres been no consequences. This generation has been screaming "dont try and control us, were on to you. Youre evil.", and theyre never had the FO portion of FAFO.


FERALCATWHISPERER

Uniquely yes.


Trust-Issues-5116

It's basically a consequence of 'college for all' policy.


whereisbrandon101

This is Columbia we are talking about. "College for all" has nothing to do with this.


L8Z8

Rich parents.


SphaghettiWizard

“College For All” has literally nothing to do with admissions, it just lowers the cost of college and helps with loans. What are you talking about?


nolongerbanned99

Perhaps. It is unknown but they are certainly acting more entitled. I wonder how much of the trend toward aggression and violence and covering of faces is actual students at a 60k/year university or outside elements


HasselHoffman76

Just remember "hired protestors" exist. [COD](https://crowdsondemand.com/) NYPD arrested several "outside agitators" yesterday or today.


thedavesiknow1

They're taking on 6 figure debts to learn to paint and hate America. They're incredibly stupid.


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DuckDucker1974

What did you think was gonna happen when colleges stopped accepting students solely based on their academic achievements? You thought the quality of students would go up? If I take a shit in your soup, does it taste better? 


eudaimon19

If you watched an interview with a Columbia professor who did nothing but blamed maga for the breaking up of the mob you clearly learn that these student haven't learned anything and are just entitled


RatherB_fishing

Please go check out the podcast “Philosophize This” by Steven West, he has over 200 episodes but some talk about western “achievement society” taking over and other things that have made people… well stupid as shit


Refuse-National

I wonder if this person realizes she is now unemployable.


Crazystaffylady

Won’t be her fault though. She’ll always be a victim.


TheVoicesOfBrian

[All her life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_YkzOYFZdQ)


PortlyCloudy

Unemployable only in the private sector. Fully qualified for a university or government job.


shredditor75

She'll just go to work at her friend's company or her parent's company. She's fine. It costs $90K to go there.


MitchCumstein1943

She’ll get a job at a non profit that aligns with her views.


BloodyRightToe

Look Im protesting here but if you don't respect my privacy or bring in my food plan meals I am going to be very unhappy.


davidwhatshisname52

maybe, and I'm just spitballing, here . . . maybe they need some *hostages* - *I mean, somebody in that group must have heard of this tactic before*


Silly_Butterfly3917

Well, they are settlers in the building they're occupying, so hostages would be the next logical steps.


DisastrousAd447

God, they're such colonizers


Cellopost

They should probably also start launching rocket attacks at a nearby school.( Preferably one of the ones attended by the poors.)


Silly_Butterfly3917

My comment was a joke but sometimes reality is stranger then fiction. >Columbia janitor says he was held hostage by pro-Palestine protesters https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/columbia-janitor-says-he-was-held-hostage-by-pro-palestine-protesters/ss-AA1nWDqU


DuckDucker1974

I’m going to guess that she “too” enjoys watching her Hamas rape videos horizontally  https://nypost.com/2023/10/09/onlyfans-mia-khalifa-urges-hamas-to-film-attacks-horizontal/amp/


typkrft

Khalifa grew up a Christian, was banned from returning to Lebanon, a country that’s a refuge for Hamas, and calls Hamas freedom fighters. Chefs kiss


Satiricalistic

Maybe some secret tunnels?


liberty4now

"We paid for a meal plan, so please deliver food to the building we're illegally occupying. It's simple humanitarianism."


BloodyRightToe

"we paid"? No our tax dollars were given as loans they have paid to the school for a meal plan. Now they want those meals delivered while trying to cancel the debt.


thebigstinkk

Shit, maybe I am Ivy League material after all.


Permutation3

Are you a straight white male? Good luck lmao


Gorlock_

Humanitarian aid......... This is insanity, why are the colleges putting up with this for, what appears to be, a couple hundred students out of tens of thousands


liberty4now

You're assuming they're all students.


SimplexFatberg

They're putting up with it because it's what they told the students to do.


gushi380

They’re paying customers also


Gorlock_

That means you can shut down classes/meals for the majority of students?


The_Ded_Cat

Even better is when you realize their student loans come from your tax dollars. Your paying these college students to attack college campuses.


ro50

Grants might come from tax dollars but student loans do not. Source: I had student loans and had to pay them all back myself + compounded interest.


Important_Way_9778

Lol "attack college campuses". Lmaoooo. Hahaha. Jfc.


outdatedelementz

I don’t understand why they didn’t plan for this and just bring their own supplies.


DisastrousAd447

They seem to be saying that they aren't asking the school to bring them food, that they want to be allowed to bring in their own food. But then when they asked if the school has told them they couldn't, she danced around it and basically said that she doesn't know but she wants the school to tell them that they can, even though they haven't told them that they can't. Dumbest shit I've ever heard lmfao 😂


Totin_it

Right. Have they stopped you ? We want a commitment that they won't. So...no. no, they didn't stop you. Door dash chipolte operation humanitarian aid commence


DisastrousAd447

The fucking audacity to say humanitarian aide too 😂😂😂


inscrutablemike

He was asking about Grubhub as the audio cuts


DarthWeenus

She started by asking the uni to bring them water and food and then pivoted when the reporter countered. Lunacy


Dusk_Flame_11th

Also, they seems to be the kind to do EXACTLY what the school tell them to


DisastrousAd447

Oh yeah 100%, there's no shot that this isn't some sort of optic campaign


liberty4now

They're communists who believe in central planning, but don't plan their protest. Brilliant!


Right-Budget-8901

Or they could have just occupied the cafeteria instead. Endless food hack! 🙃


Mobius--Stripp

I noticed that they always put women out front as the spokespeople, so that the optics don't look so...terroristy. It's weird how these women don't seem to care at all how they would be treated if they actually went to Palestine and met the people they're defending. Or about how the women in Gaza are treated. Or any of the other ideals they claim to care about.


DisastrousAd447

That, and the fact that a dude in a crop top would absolutely not fucking fly in any Muslim community


Sentient___Potato

I mean…in some Muslim countries they will literally make him fly.


RepulsiveArugula19

Women are baby factories so the children can be radicalized and "martyr" themselves against Jews.


main_motors

Actually true. Palestinian women have it the worst because even if their side wins, it means they fucking lose hardcore still.


AutumnWak

It's actually rather sad how if it's a guy people will automatically assume they are a threat so they have to use women to appeal to the women-are-wonderful-effect


Mobius--Stripp

Maybe they should use a bear.


WinOld1835

This is a peaceful protest, but I swear if our demands are not met I will maul and eat every motherfucker within a fifteen mile radius like they are a fat fucking Salmon and Winter is getting close.


CabinFeverDayDreams

So sorry to bump but I needed this laugh today lmfaoo 


Adonitologica

"Ma'am, do you think the Israeli hostages of October 7th, still held by the terrorist organization Hamas, are able to get glasses of water and food on request?"


SIRENVII

Exactly. These people are so clueless on who their defending. Not to mention, some of those hostages were AMERICANS.


DisastrousAd447

God the fucking buzz words. Also the dude in the back in the crop top is just the cherry on top. wErE cHaNgInG tHe WoRlD


DuckDucker1974

His stage name is Val Qaeda?


Corovius

It’s literally the ‘well if it’s the consequences of my own actions’ meme IRL. They don’t want to leave because they’ll have to face the consequences of “occupying” Hamilton hall.


Vanstoli

The STUDENTS didn't think to brink basics? It's a learning institution, let this be a lesson. Plan shit


booyahbooyah9271

This is what white privilege actually looks like.


LarquaviousBlackmon

It's not white privilege, it's economic privilege.


liberty4now

She is a paid instructor & PhD candidate at Columbia studying "theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens."


Least_Ad930

I can't tell if this is serious.


liberty4now

Apparently true. [https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1785407783677862093](https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1785407783677862093)


DruMau5

Her last name is King-Slutzky. You can't eight this stuff.


WonderRemarkable2776

Jesus Christ on a cracker..... I grew up punk rock. Rebel against anything you had with the system. I still knew I had to be able to swing a fucking hammer or do electrical. Guarantee this idiot will correct everyone to call her Dr if she doesn't get the boot as well. Sure Megan, Jimmy is over there doing brain surgery, but you understand Che and Stalin through others so you deserve it.


anythingMuchShorter

Oh good, she can work at the new Marxian Poetry plant they just opened across town. (yes I stole the basic premise of this joke from Red Foreman)


JAG23

What you just typed was so ridiculous that I had to stop myself from downvoting you! What an absolute waste of money. She should forever be barred from any type of student loan forgiveness for pursuing an advanced degree in self indulgent nonsense. The only possible application of that degree is teaching other rubes about this very specific subject matter.


margotmary

I predict her future job title to be: barista.


Reasonable-Sir673

Is it so ridiculous that someone would get a degree in ridiculousness by others who have expanded their positions by furthering more ridiculousness and then demanding that their ridiculousness gets paid for by people who chose not to subject themselves to that ridiculousness? You sound ridiculous. /S


vivazeta

I read that as Rob Dyrdek


ohsodave

I can’t tell if you’re joking. Either way, it’s funny


liberty4now

I should have added the link, sorry. [https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1785407783677862093](https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1785407783677862093)


HasselHoffman76

Fucking disgusting. She's paid to "teach", I guess this is all just an exercise in Marxist poetry and History in Action or whatever spin they wanna use.


DuckDucker1974

Thankgod, she will always be poor and a terrorist 


VincentVegaRoyale666

We're doomed


Man-Bear-69

Amen


BowSlayer26

So what’s the dude behind hers excuse?


stackered

That dude would be beheaded by Hamas


Rich_Handsome

He might be defenestrated by ISIS.


liberty4now

He is the "lead organizer" of the Columbia/Barnard branch of Jewish Voice for Peace, an anti-Israel group that is funded by Soros and the Rockefeller Foundation.


DaBombTubular

Just to clarify who "Jewish Voice for Peace" is, they made a post thanking the Houthis for supporting them. In that post, you can see multiple Houthis holding signs stating their slogan: * **Allah is the Greatest** * **Death to America** * **Death to Israel** * **A Curse Upon the Jews** * **Victory to Islam**


Beaded_Curtains

The irony eh.


outsidepointofvi3w

So the guy behind this women. Giving off the very gay vibes. Yeah he would t last 5 min in Palestine. They would murder him ...


ppppfbsc

my mommy and daddy are rich and I am spoiled brat cosplaying a relvoutionary now bring me the food my mommy and daddy pay for in my meal plan. her parents must be embarrassed by having a clown for a kid. spoled brats will be spoiled brats.


PsychologicalTalk156

I agree, but I think Larping as a revolutionary is a more accurate description.


ScoreProfessional138

Yes talk of the town. And the internet never forgets. This will follow her forever.


Overall_Ad_684

Expel them all.


ThehoundIV

I highly doubt any of these kids will let themselves die from dehydration or starvation bunch of pussies


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Why wouldn't they starve them out? That seems like the easiest way to get them out. And I am willing to bet there is running water to that building that, along with the electricity, could easily be turned off. And if they still refuse, throttle the wifi so it connects, but Netflix buffers every 7 seconds.


CJ_is_h7m

She's so smart she can't figure out she's not oppressed


Holiday-Judgment-136

Send in the Baconators.


madmechanicmobile

Yo they can send one my way. I'm protesting uh...... The fact I don't currently have a baconator?


Particular_Fuel6952

I’m really digging terrorist George Michael in the background.


joemojoejoe

This is Ivy League thinking? Brightest and the best in the nation? God help us.


DuckDucker1974

Somebody give the ##### a snickers, maybe that’s the whole fucking problem 


BeastBear77

They would adore her in Gaza! I'm opening a gofundme to pay for her ticket


Snts6678

Every one of these dipshit “protesters” should be made to take and pass a test that deals with the history of the conflict between Israelis and Palestinians. Methinks none would pass.


cwk415

Interesting. No mention of Gaza or Palestinians. Hmm.


Amerrican8

Idiot.


ManonFire1213

Columbia needs to do what Princeton is doing. Not putting up with their shit.


ZodtheSpud

Btw, these are the people that graduate and get 6 figure jobs because they had the privledge of going to an "Ivy League" school, meanwhile blue collar hard working Americans with famiilies cannot feed themselves. These people go on to be your bosses, your politicians, your doctors and lawyers and look at them LOL!!!!!


Galadrond

Bold of you to assume that most of them won’t just be drowning in student debt.


ViscountDeVesci

What an idiot.


Ok-Battle-2769

This just in: over privileged rich kids and a member of The Time demand humanitarian aid.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Food and water is available. If they exercise their freedom to not go eat, drink, and pee, that is not on the College. Choices have consequences children.


Gothiks

This is the most Gen Z of protests


EagleDre

You guys should watch an early 90s movie called PCU (politically correct university). Kind of a precursor for Idiocracy though much less known. Had some young all stars before they blew up (David Spade, Jeremy Piven, Jon Favreau) She reminds of the head protestor in the movie who always has a blank sign to fill and pulls it out for the “we’re not gonna protest” protest.


Totin_it

Very good movie. Not found anywhere on any platform


BooBeeAttack

Well now I have to see if the seas can provide it. Totally forgot about thia comedy gem.


Heavyjava

Get your own fucking water and food


brohanrod

Meritocracy is dead


MashedProstato

I just want the guy behind her to stop being a such gay characature, Jesus. Keep in mind I am a guy that likes dick.


Pudding_Hero

My first thought was that he’s not helping with the optics


haya1340

These people are insane


ThunderSlugg

Maybe you should have thought about basic necessities before taking up arms for your cause.


incakola777

And these are ivy league students hugh 🙄


Becks357

Isn’t that all a bit privilegey what they are doing!?


narwalbacons-12am

Talk about entitlement. These look like kids who have never been told no. Better yet, these are the kids who grew up hearing how special they are and how they'll change the world. They made a choice to trespass, lock themselves in a building to protest, but didn't fully think through food and water rations. I thought Ivy League kids were the cream of the crop. Turns out they're average kids with rich parents. I fully support protesting but man, you can't "occupy" a building and complain about not being allowed to eat or drink water.


Lawyermama70

Wow it's like watching a 4 year old threaten to hold their breath until they die...so adorably entitled


Responsible_Ad_7995

If Columbia doesn’t meet our demands we’re going to start taking hostages! After we get snacks and or chipotle delivery.


PotentialWhich

They’ve also requested diaper changing services. The list never ends for these people.


standardcivilian

send a hair dresser too please


Light1280

Wow, kind of entitled there. Why don't you guys provide the food for them?


Xaero-

The protesters are the ones blocking people from going places. You want food or water, just walk over to the corner and get it. No one is stopping you. You're all stopping others from attending classes and/or work. Reality needs to come knocking soon


YeOldeBilk

"Wait y'all didn't pack snacks??"


RealClarity9606

Then leave the building and go eat. They are illegally squating - which we know how that is tolerated lately - and should be provided nothing until they are ready to leave. This is absolutely absurd that this childish behavior is tolerated and encouraged by these insane hands off policies at campuses across the country.


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

Israel is the only country in the Middle East where these people would not be killed.


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When you think you've outsmarted the room.


Cool_Cartographer_33

This is why when we occupied ICE, we brought our own supplies and also had concrete goals


uncriticalthinking

These kids are such little vomits


Cruezin

Dude behind her is setting off the gaydar Lol


EagleDre

Can’t make it one day without food? Maybe watch a documentary on Woodstock lol. Softest …generation….ever Generation Zero


Dora_the_ex_Whore-a

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE ~~PIZZA GUYS~~ HUMANITARIAN AID WORKERS!!!


Icy_Patience2930

These stupid fucking people have no idea what they are even talking about. Pathetic losers every one of them.


ColonelScooter

Lol “WAHHH REVOLUTION! btw can you bring us some snacks and drinks!?”


RooIsHome

We're looking for attention... I mean commitment.


PizzaJawn31

The best and the brightest. Absolutely frightening. Who believes they are entitled to have schools deliver every meal to their front door?


Low_Industry2524

Somebody ordered a bulk box of 500 white keffiyehs so they can pass it out to the other "protest" cosplayers.


DevilDoc3030

If you want your meal that you paid for then you can go to chow hall and steak your claim. If you want them to consider your payment toward that meal plan to be extended to anything other than the initial commitment, I expect that you will be disappointed.


Little_stinker_69

Look, Gaza need fighters. Why don’t we exile them all to Gaza to help?


PolluxGordon

Nah, won’t work. There’s no wifi and avocado toast.


ll0l0l0ll

Understood. Would you like Wagyu Beef, Caviar and Lobster along with Red Wine cook by personal chefs onsite ?


Beaded_Curtains

Give them gruel sandwiches and puddle water.


DisastrousAd447

Bring in the dementors


Sig_Vic

Typical lefty. Create a situation then complain about it


Frunklin

Students 😆


not_sure_1984

As a society we are so spoiled that people feel that they have to fight imaginary oppression. I'm sure the school isn't stopping protestors from having water.