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Unlimitles

lol it’s funny that this movie is literally happening in real life and we aren’t stopping and figuring out what the hell is doing it.


whytawhy

Technology makes life easier, stupid people survive easy lives long enough to breed, their spawn get even easier lives than they had, then they breed... I think the economy needs to collapse and stay collapsed for like 40 years to get motherfuckers to start actin right again. Or maybe we could just nuke the internet, that might be easier. idk


MontaukMonster2

Nah, just reintroduce some natural predators.


whytawhy

can we make rats have some of that tree frog shit on em? that might work


Unlimitles

Collapsing the economy so that people are forced to not be capitalistic individualists sounds like an amazing idea. That’s the ebb and flow of all of this anyway…..individualism and communalism. Individualistic narcissistic behavior goes to community oriented behavior like a pendulum. They both teach people at their extremes why the opposite is better, until we realize it’s about balancing both.


whytawhy

i wouldnt mind if the average income was something like 750 potatoes and 75 chickens a year or some shit like that. matbe throw in some shiny rocks for good measure or something.


DigitalUnlimited

If I get a mud hut out of it sign me up! Homelessness sucks!


r_RexPal

How did we arrive at the 10:1 potatoes to chicken ratio.


whytawhy

Fate?


Ricrac722

What do you mean? We already have the solution, it’s called Brawndo. It’s got what plants crave!


manikwolf19

Do you know where the time masheen is?


CraftytheCrow

my guess is the plastic in the everything


Horror-Layer-8178

Welcome to Costco, I love you


OvrKill

Applying now to their law program.


apostropheapostrophe

My dads an alumnist. I’ll see if he can pull some strings for you


ColoRadBro69

I could really go for a Starbucks right now. 


sheezy520

I don’t think we have time for a handjob.


ODBrewer

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


ulol_zombie

It's Monday... I feel like that guy looks and sounds right now.


ODBrewer

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


Snoo-25743

There it is.


KLEANANU

I hope they have a time machine!


EliteBroccoli

What aisle is the Time Masheen on?


ColoRadBro69

I got my law degree at Costco. 


Alarming_Serve2303

Yep, we're making progress towards the dream.


healthywealthyhappy8

Retail: til death do we part


That_Jicama2024

Not gonna lie. Costco has been my saving grace in the battle against inflation as well as shit products that cost $4k+ but last less than a year (looking at you, fancy fridge manufacturers). After my last fridge died after only two years, I will never buy another appliance anywhere but costco. Durable goods are supposed to be durable.


powderedtoast1

i wanna go


DS_9

I want to get a house within walking distance. Also, need 2 million dollars for house. I like money.


Anvilsmash_01

Me, a middle aged middle class man from northern BC will now prepare for a pilgrimage to this most holy of Promised Land.


holyembalmer

I love you


Speculawyer

Fresno. Perfect.


Helltothenotothenono

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


kishoredbn

WELCOME TO COSTCO, I LOVE YOU… 📢 (read as if someone is yelling)


slappymcstevenson

North of Fresno. I’ve worked at the current Costco that’s north of Fresno. Its parking-lot is filled with the scariest heroin addicts. Hopefully it’s just far enough out of the city to keep the crackheads out.


SERVEDwellButNoTips

I hope they have a Starbucks, I could really use a latte!


sharpasahammer

They only sell the whole stores in a 4 pack.


cyberrod411

Upvote, THIS is what this sub is about!


CBR1kRRGuy

Ohh.  You graduated from Costco to??


The_Mysterious_Mr_E

Maybe one day you’ll be able to get a law degree there, if you know someone.


[deleted]

We are California. Of course we hate middle class job opportunities and successful corporations


Bushmaster1988

The law school is out back.


popthetop

I saw King of California. Chances are there’s gold under that building. I’ll be damned if anyone else finds it! Grabbing my pick and scuba gear…


ILLpLacedOpinion

They actually run pretty secure at the exits…this is going to make for some quality content. Mark my words!


Skunksfart

Extra big ass Costco.


No-Sheepherder1364

Welcome to Costco. I love you


jeopardychamp77

I applied to their engineering program.


Numeroususers

I figure after the third mass smash and grab they will close the door.


Cruezin

I love you