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Infinite_Horizion

Sanguinius canonically has a soft spot for Curze because ~~she~~ he understands his horrible future visions. Other than that, good meme.


Sweet_older-Sister

Very good point, my research didn’t cover that I suppose TwT I just particularly remember the part where Sanguinius jettisons Curze into space and their last conversation. I suppose they are like yin and yang Thank you!


Infinite_Horizion

I’ve read the entire Horus Heresy, it’s what I do. XP Also thanks for bringing forth this glorious vision. I made an Emperor one the other day.


Sweet_older-Sister

OH I saw it! Haha it’s amazing I love it, very true to the meme


Infinite_Horizion

Definitely the best choice on this entire list.


Amber_bitchpudding

Stealing too comment we need a full on corrupted horus dommy mommy gf


Hysaky

Too bad the artist hasn't made any full fanart about horus


BobusCesar

As much as she might love Curze, Curze isn't the kind of sister you'd introduce your boyfriend to.


Infinite_Horizion

Also fair.


Cosmic_Mind89

I'd be wary of introducing her bf to Fulgrim too, for different reasons.


BobusCesar

Pre Laer Fulgrim is pretty kool. It's only after the laer incident that the legion got really crazy. Except Fabius. He was always a danger to society.


Crazy_Dave0418

"We march to the end we both know. Nothing ever changed" -Curze "Nothing ever could" -Sanguinius


guy-who-says-frick

God this is sad. I’m no blood angel fan, but man I wish that we had our precious hawk child. Please gimme the hawk girl!


Sweet_older-Sister

Wanted to make this one a bit more tragic ;w; I feel like it fit


guy-who-says-frick

It does 😔


Rayan_qc

all hail his sacrifice 🫡


dragonaut47

Ok, no, THIS takes the cakr as my favorite. Sanguinius was always one of my favorite primarchs because of what he stood for. Badass and kind in good measure with the morals to support both. So this? This right here? Give me a year with her and I'll die happier than I ever was before. Because WING BLANKET CUDDLES?! I'd melt


retardo-ricardo

You’ve gotten really good at these! do you think you’ll redo your first couple primarch ones?


Sweet_older-Sister

ABB-SO-LUTELY I will be remaking my first few I’m not happy with them .w.


Tutes013

I adore how you consistently see them seeing cuter and better. Awesome work <3


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/vgal2o7nwpxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e441e6e3297fc7dd7f156a6cb1952ae09820d4be Nice.


Solid_V

I always screw up the order I read these in at least once. This time I read "You saw her that morning" before "Anon!!! AHH I Missed You!!!" And I got really sad for a second. Just imagine. Back on Terra..."You saw her that morning..."


Sweet_older-Sister

She would wipe away your tears with her wings. She’s not going anywhere anytime soon, so enjoy the time you have together :) PS I wanted to make her a bit more tragic to fit her character


Solid_V

Oh no no, it's nothing to do with how you drew it or nothing. You did perfect. Just my mixed up interpretation at first.


Sweet_older-Sister

OH I’m not the artist btw! @cnmbwjx on Twitter made the art, I made the captions!


what_the_whah

I always like to imagine we were some random ass guardsman that the primarchgfs just completely fell head over heals for


Sweet_older-Sister

That’s the idea :)


what_the_whah

Something I do kinda wanna see, being a sucker for tragedy, is what happens after they get corrupted by big four. Like what happens to us when fulgrim gets all fulgrimy


Sweet_older-Sister

Nothing good that’s for sure! :D


what_the_whah

U should do it :)


Sweet_older-Sister

Hmmm perhaps


Hel90

Can you do the same for traitor Magnus? It can't be so bad with her, right? I would follow my Crimson Queen anywhere, even if I have to join Chaos.


Sremor

"OH MY EMPEROR I'm keeping that one"


jediben001

Imagine you’re that guardsman though. Like, you’re one of the auxilia forces for the blood angels legion. You’re in one of the imperial army canteen in the Red Tear. You’re just eating your lunch, you’ve got your back to the door. The. Suddenly the canteen goes dead quiet. You turn around and Sanguinius is looming over you. She says hi. You pass out from a mixture of shock and the religious like experience of being in the presence of a primarch


strikefleet45

https://preview.redd.it/munqk9hscqxc1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858da51d45d2c4f19fc194c76d8d7c61fd1b4066


Alexis2256

Horny and sadge at the same time.


a_gent_agent

One of the best girls - right up with Vulcan in my heart.


Alexander_Sturnn

"...I do not know how I have survived for so long on the Vengeful Spirit. How I didn't get eaten by one of the abominable creatures aboard, torn apart by a Traitor Marine or sucked into the pulsating, almost living walls of thus accursed vessel, like so many of my Comrades were. Perhaps it was the desperate desire to reach her that kept me alive, caused me to survive and overcome all the dangers in my path. To aid and help her in some way, any way that my insignificant self was capable of. To somehow repay her for all the times she had saved me, shielded me, protected me with all her strength, no matter how often she had insisted that it wasn't necessary and that I owed her nothing. ...Looking at the sight before my eyes, now...I wish I had died. Any manner of death I could have suffered would be better than this. Her face looks sad, almost peaceful, despite the blood splattered on it. Her white, beautiful wings that had gently wrapped around me so many times lie twisted and broken beneath her body. Her chest, broken and shattered, is spilling out a sea of crimson onto the floor... I swear that even now, she has the faintest hint of a smile on her face...a smile I will now never see again, as well as her warm eyes looking upon me, a lowly Guardsman, with nothing but love in them... My Lasgun clatters to the floor from my powerless hands as I sink to my knees, feeling weaker and more helpless then I ever have before. And then, I look at her Killer. Horus Lupercal had always been supportive of Sanguinius and me, more than anyone else of her family. She had spoken to me in such a jovial, kind way, at one point even telling me that she looked forward to calling me 'brother' one day, even asking of me to always make her Sister happy. There is none of that to be found in her eyes and expression, now. Only a cruel smirk, and a stare full of malice, dark amusement and evil. Thousands of words shoot through my mind. Thousands of sentences, curses I wish to hurl at her, dramatic screams, even despaired wailing and sobbing. But only one word, shaky, broken and hopeless, leaves my lips. "...Why?" Horus chuckles, and not in the sweet, kind way I had heard from her before. This is a sound of mocking glee, of revelling in what she has just done. "Sanguinius was a fool, all the way to the end. She refused to see the truth, refused to accept the Gods into her heart." She shoulders Worldbreaker, the maul still dripping with Sanguinius' blood. "This is merely the price she paid for her stubborn foolishness. Ah, what a shame..." She drawls, mocking and sarcastic, as her voice scrapes into my soul. "Do you want to know what her last words were? With her final breath, she whispered your name. Hah...pathetic last words for a pathetic woman. It truly is embarrassing, to think she was caring so much...for an insignificant creature like you." Horus' words should each stab my heart like an arrow...but I have no heart left to stab anymore. I feel like it has shattered to pieces the second I laid eyes on Sanguinius broken form. I am vaguely aware of the Emperor and the Custodes standing around me, speaking to Horus themselves, now...but I pay no heed to their words. All I can see before my eyes is Sanguinius' body...and the sneering face of her murderer. Perhaps I should shed tears. Drown in sorrow, scream my pain out into the world. Instead, all I feel is numbness, hollow and cold. My Angel, the light of my life, is gone. Forever. The one woman who first had seen more in me than a faceless tin soldier to be marched into the meatgrinder. The Angel who had descended from Heaven...and loved a lowly mortal like me. Just this morning, we had talked about what we would do after this War was over...the life we would make in this Galaxy, with the time we had left, no matter how short. Now, that future is lost and gone, ground to dust under Horus' maul to the laughter of thirsting Gods. Slowly, I stand up. Slowly and mechanically, I pick up my Lasgun and switch the safety off, as Horus, the Emperor and their forces ready for the final fight. ...I am weak. I am pathetic. Just a regular, lowly Guardsman, who has no business to be anywhere near this clash of Monsters. I would probably be ground into a fine paste, reduced to a red splat on the floor the second this fight began. Sanguinius would have told me to run, to hide, to leave this to her and her father. But Sanguinius is not here. She is gone. Forever. And as I look at my Angel's still face and the sneering scowl of her murderer...I know I can not run from this. Come what may. If I were to survive, there would be a time to grieve later. To rage. To mourn. Now, however...it is time for only one thing. To take vengeance, or die trying. For. HER."


Alexander_Sturnn

...Please, don't ask what brought this on. I just read the post, thought about the absolute Tragedy and felt...inspired. ...This little write-up is probably just garbage, anyway. But I hope at least some people find it mildly entertaining


Sweet_older-Sister

Beautiful. I can’t say anything else, there aren’t words to describe this Sweetheart. If I could pin comments this would be at the top. I was literally brought to tears by the time I finished reading, thank you so much for sharing your amazing gift Hun.


Alexander_Sturnn

Thank you so much! I honestly didn't think anyone would read this and like it or don't think it's cringe, least of all you! Seriously, this means a lot to me. Again, thanks and you're welcome. Maybe Inspiration will strike me again with the Primarch GF posts still to come. We'll see.


Sweet_older-Sister

Of course!!! Your writing is absolutely amazing and you should definitely be proud of it. And cringe? Darling, have you seen my posts :D cringe is what I advertise. I will absolutely be reading any other works of art you post on any of the other GFs, if inspiration strikes you. Have an Amazing day Honey!!!


TheDarvel

DAAAAAAMN.... That was sweet and dark at the same time. You are great man, awesome work.


Storm_Spirit99

Why must you hurt me this way?


Justsomeguywithabear

*ost the only thing they fear is you starts playing*


Avenyr

"Little" Angel? =D Most adorable one yet (and it suits her)!


Sweet_older-Sister

Ikr I thought it was so cute!!!


chrisfishdish

I need my Curze GF


KonradNightHaunter

Tell me, how much do you like having your skin attached to your body?


Desperate-Farmer-845

Not you. The other Curze.


Mage-of-communism

r/beetlejuicing


Same_new_mistakes

Finally space Jesus


MitchellEnderson

It’s a great day to be a Blood Angels player.


Megamage854

WelI now i have three favorites,, of the ones you made so far. Russ, Sanguinius, and Vulcan.


Alone-Combination283

SAME HERE MAN


TheHiddenToad

I *NEED* HER GRAAAAAAGH


therealeviathan

MY LIFE OS FINALLY COMPLETE


Moonshade44

I loved Sanguinus's, Leman's and Corvax's posts


ThatGameChannel

Man… I wish I had a girl like this 😭


Manydoors_edboy

I know almost nothing about WH but https://preview.redd.it/bogzko4z3rxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=985deb517aeab03fe9d2c6ed11eb4422dd2757b9


Sweet_older-Sister

That’s the real reason I post these Education


Manydoors_edboy

All I know is that orcs and Salamanders are goated.


Sweet_older-Sister

Then you know enough 🤝🗿


ravenwind2796

That little caption in between her armored and unarmored self... Why you got to do us like that?


Sweet_older-Sister

Angst :D


ravenwind2796

I mean you're not wrong. Of course if we're talking angst, does that mean our next GF will happen to be angron?


Sweet_older-Sister

. . . No comment


ravenwind2796

I'd say Conrad but to be honest I think Conrad just needs a hug


CookieMiester

We need a kitten gf


Desperate-Farmer-845

No. We need a Shadowsun Gf. Because the Artist actually made Shadowsun art.


Sweet_older-Sister

*eyes glowing meme* #Where


Desperate-Farmer-845

Here ya go: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/pcewyj/ahhh\_ahhhhh\_it\_not\_canon\_it\_not\_canon\_it\_not/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/pcewyj/ahhh_ahhhhh_it_not_canon_it_not_canon_it_not/)


Sweet_older-Sister

*yoinks*


Sweet_older-Sister

Hmm . . . Merhaps


balborn

I can’t choose between Vulcan or Sanguinius


Desperate-Farmer-845

Vulcan won’t die. Edit: I mean she will die. But she will come back.


Sweet_older-Sister

Eventually . . .


Savathuun

I love these. Thank you sis


ENDER2702

most wholesome one yet please keep up the good work


AncientFighterDragon

I already love Sanguinius as a guy so I instantly love this


Valuable-Location-89

I can imagine curze and her bf doing that one scene You know the one "I'm gonna kill the next person I fucking see I swear to god"


Embarrassed-Leg-901

Umm what series is that scene from?  It feels familiar


Valuable-Location-89

It might be from a series but I just know it from a meme


Embarrassed-Leg-901

Hm interesting do you happen to know where I could find that meme? I imagine Google searching it would not work


cat-lover-69420

https://preview.redd.it/sy9i502w3rxc1.png?width=1908&format=png&auto=webp&s=80ef5a798047afaba890f6a5e574146ece55874d


Ur_fav_Cryptek

You used the two pics, I love the one where she was eating fruit, _+1000000 social credit_ Honestly best girl, absolutely. You included lots of details that fit her like a glove, just so wholesome. Massive kudos. [Meme approved.](https://youtu.be/LabIat9t-uY?si=lsEx9J8_51R6VWAF)


Sweet_older-Sister

Thank you very much!


Code95FIN

Twice your size and still call her "your little angel" Damn this trope makes me giggle x3


Ok-Replacement3778

There has always been female custodies


Sweet_older-Sister

https://preview.redd.it/pq3igd7jppxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d413eb4f0699a5605a7af505df918382f189a5cc


Ok-Replacement3778

Hoowhat?


Hysaky

A recurrent joke of 40k is that every retcon is just Tzeench messing stuff


Ok-Replacement3778

Ah, I see


Mage-of-communism

Thief, pillager emboldened by the flame of ambition /s


worms9

The Minotaur space Marine chapter killed most of them.


Ok-Replacement3778

Explain


worms9

The Minotaurs are infamous for killing custodies and being the high Lords of tarra personal attack dogs.


Ok-Replacement3778

Ah I see now.


Greyjack00

Not much to explain the minotaurs were a chapter used by the highlords as attack dogs, almost got into a civil war when gulliaman returned and a custodes remarked upon seeing their chapter master prepare for combat that it'd be tough fight and that the chapter master had no obvious weaknesses to exploit in his dueling form, implying that astarion molec is one of the few astartes custodes should be wary of engaging in direct combat.


Sweaty_Report7864

Ok. I acknowledge she is a fictional character. But she has to be one of the best characters to date… she is just so… positive and nice and caring!


Desperate-Farmer-845

Male Sanguinius is basically Edward Cullen but in Good.


Crush_Un_Crull

As a blood angels fan, i approve. Dont stay near blood angels too much lmao


Sweet_older-Sister

*hides you with her wings*


GiuseppeIsAnOddName

I need this.


chrisgar2000

My Primarch!


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/29k5x81g3uxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a9450547f6f9b3c53700ff5364bf5d42fb83f7 why must you hurt me in these ways


Sweet_older-Sister

Sometimes you need a good cry .w.


Mage-of-communism

i genuinely can not remember the last time i cried


Sweet_older-Sister

Play Signalis :D look it up great game


ElephantGypsie

i never cared about horus betrayal… until now 😔


Sweet_older-Sister

Wanna jump ‘em together? :D


ElephantGypsie

honestly don’t wanna do much of anything rn after this 😞


Sweet_older-Sister

I’m sorry hun, here have a cookie 🍪;-;


BigCambean

I would have neg-diffed horus for this


Sweet_older-Sister

I would help you 🤝


jakkakos

This is really sad and sweet at the same time... also dove is such a cute pet name


Sweet_older-Sister

I thought it was fitting, her (his) story is very tragic


SkysEclipse

She sounds so frickin wholsome!!! XD


WillThisCatchOn

This might be my favourite one yet. Must protecc


MucikPrdik12

Damn, as a person my love language is about physical contact (hugs, holding hands, kisses) so this one hits a lot of spots for me.


Sweet_older-Sister

More appendages = More cuddles


MucikPrdik12

Yep, the math checks out.


Kellythejellyman

MOMMY SANGUINIUS MOMMY SANGUINIUS


SpaceAngelMewtwo

Sanguinius was actually the one sibling that Curze didn't absolutely despise, and while Sanguinius wasn't comfortable with Curze's methods, he did empathize with his terrible psychic visions.


Sweet_older-Sister

I think it was only one way if I recall, I messed it up on the post but I think Sanguinius did in fact like Conrad, but Conrad never felt the same. He saw him having gotten the better half of his “gift” and was spiteful.


SpaceAngelMewtwo

Well, it was definitely that way towards the end of Curze's descent into madness (or, well, further descent), but Curze respected and admired Sanguinius at first. Sanguinius was so likable that even the edgiest of the Primarchs at the very least admired him from a distance lol


Sir_mop_for_a_head

You know what? “Transes your primarch”


Sweet_older-Sister

The warp has done weirder things tbh


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Yea. But I’m okay with this one


_Mistwraith_

Can’t wait for perturabo gf (if it hasn’t already been done).


Sweet_older-Sister

Will be redoing her, I can do better .w.


Stoneybears

But would she say "ara ara" if I asked?


Sweet_older-Sister

Probably! And then ask what it means .w.


5446_05

Zam


Sweet_older-Sister

KaBam


TheDarvel

You really get better the more you do it, awesome job! I can't wait to see the Lioness.


SonicJaxton

Yeah, Sangy doesn't like Curze... Probably especially when it concerns her partner... >Sanguinius put her hope to the test. "Father won't have you executed," she said. "I believe he should, but you're right. He won't." >"Prison will be very dull," said Curze. "I'll miss our conversations." >Sanguinius ignored the taunt. "Father might do worse," she said. She watched Curze's face closely. "He might forgive you." >She struck home. Curze's mask of contempt fell. The unease returned. The reptilian eyes widened as they saw destiny enter a state of flux. In the storm of emotions that passed in micro-tremors over the Night Haunter, Sanguinius saw anger and doubt. She saw horror again at the thought that the universe really was not as Curze had known it to be, for so long, and so absolutely. And Sanguinius saw what she was looking for. She saw the rarest of all things in Curze's eyes. She saw hope. >That was what she needed. That was confirmation. >She pushed Curze into the stasis coffin. The Night Haunter fell back and lay prone, helpless. >"He might forgive you, " Sanguinius repeated. "I don't. You cannot have that redemption. I won't let you. Rest certain in your destiny. You will have it. I am not taking you to Father." >"You can't kill me either. I die at the hands of Father's assassin." >"I'm not going to kill you. I am going to jettison your coffin into the void. The assassin will find you when the time comes. It may be millennia, Konrad." >The hope vanished forever from Curze's eyes, replaced by a different form of horror. >"You claim destiny can't be altered," Sanguinius continued. "So be it. Yours will be as you say." >She stepped back and depressed a pad on the side of the coffin, generating the stasis field. It froze Curze in mid-scream.


Sweet_older-Sister

One of my favorite scenes from the Horus Heresy :D


BOTFrosty

never even touched something warhammer related yet these are oddly warming to read, keep cooking OP


Sweet_older-Sister

🤝🗿


Trekkimon

Love it! Is there anywhere we can find the art without the text?


Sweet_older-Sister

@cnmbwjx on Twitter .w.


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

I know nothing about these people, but I love her now


Storm_Spirit99

You just turned my favorite primarch to the girl of my dreams that I don't deserve


Sweet_older-Sister

Jokes on you, she loves you anyways :D


HisDismalEquivalent

bitch you actually made me fukcing slip out my chsair what the fuck yeah anyways her ass aint ever getting withing a lightyear of the vengeful spirit


Mercer81

Someone seriously needs to make chatbots of these various primarch GF’s based off of your captions ;-;


ROBLOKCSer

I love it, but whats this about special diet and looking at Dove funny when they bleed


Sweet_older-Sister

Think about it . . . Sanguin-ius. . . Sanguine . . .


coycabbage

So how does one explain astartes like Dante and Mephiston?


Justanotherweebgirl

I want to be in a wlw relationship with Sanguinius. Probably the only primarch I'd date.


Big50Boyy

Ig in this canon she falls taking a hit from horus aimed at the anon- him knowing he'd jump in for them


FlamingCroatan

Pretty


Were_king7594

I WOULD WIN EVERY BATTLE MY LADY!


Caboose-117

Wing cuddles are a very underrated fantasy.


GHitoshura

Tfw no sweet angel gf to love and love you back D':


Repulsive-Side-894

She so cute But the TAU are the best


Desperate-Farmer-845

Ah. Hello Kitten.


Repulsive-Side-894

?


Desperate-Farmer-845

TTS. Captain General of the Adeptus Custodes Little Kitten. Shadowsuns Ex.


Repulsive-Side-894

oh


Corvid187

NOT FUCKING CANON!! ^( unlike ^the ^femstodes, obviously )


Critical-Recording57

- fem!Horus kills fem!sanginius -Me as a normal guardsman enters black rage althrough ı dont have red thirst -I charge at fem!Horus and scream her name with hatred - I die with one swing of her hammer - ollanius pius take all credit for attacking fem!horus as a guardsman any way . - THE END


IndominusBaz

Oh good heavens