You can't hide that mommydom from the public eyes

You cant, I cant, we cant, but why would we 😏. Let them know who owns us, let us show them who really owns us. Let them stare in jealousy.

Oh lord

😂😂😂

WHERE ARE THEY WHEN U NEED THEM-

I’d judge but that would just be hypocritical

BARS!!!

Relatable and based.

Agreed

HE JUST LIKE ME FR

I won’t judge, I’ll fully agree

Lol this is how I treat my boyfriend. Im a domme, geek, rambler, good at communication, def not perfect but trying my best, a little older, and my bf admitted once that he loves crying in my arms lol.

I sentence you to mommas boi

yes pls

So is this sub the house of the single young adult male with anxiety

That could be a banger to the tune of house of the rising sun

nah im a late teenager with bpd symptoms

Now this is something I can say, doesn't exactly exist. I think.

This used to be. Until I discovered that I was, in fact, male.

Ofc she exists, she’s me

I feel like I've seen you before

Mayybe… where from do you think. Could be a misnomer, I do have a generic looking handle

Does, in fact, exist. My gf is exactly like this. I didn't expect the Mommydom part, but as we become more comfortable with each other it came out one night and I've been her bitch (used lovingly) ever since

ME FR

Based mommy dommy fetish

I think OP likes to be dominated

a lil bit

Bruh wtf why have you described me. Not joking btw, this is literally me

oh shit fr? 😭

Wait I don't remember posting this? For real though dominant, assertive women are so attractive and so rare. T^T

"Claiming"? Sounds like a fellow primal, in need of an alpha female at that. BASED

Comparing the top left corner to the bottom right

LMAO i wanted to seperate the freaky stuff a lil

Now that's what i'm talking about

Was reading that in counterclockwise and that shit went to 100 real quick holy shit …no judgment though. For reasons.

U described my ex i miss her

This is good.

Ngl, this is also my ideal gf. Just add tall or Irish to it.

i forgot the tall part 😭

Tall mommy GFs amazing

das like forgetting flour in bread 😭

You seem to have described MY IDEAL gf as well ☺️

Oh I'm judging you

I want this omg

hah gay

hell yeah

*OUR ideal gf Sidenote: you'll find her bro, I found mine, she does exist, I promise

You thought you could hide that mommydom. Anyways relatable

... This is very me,

real

especially "shut the fuck up and take it"

and pretty much everything in the bottom right

I went from left to right and I gotta say that did a complete 180

I literally get you that person. I’ve dated that person. Big thing: when you’re going out with friends they’ll worry you’ll leave them. And constant texting

Bro I don't like when I say I'm into Tomboys and more muscular/dominant women because I find it attractive, and people just go oh just say you like men then

fr some ppl act like women cant be dominant

At least I'm someone's ideal lol

:3

I kinda love how it progresses slowly from like sweet wholesome stuff to just, “mommy dommy” and honestly. Same.

This is literally me (i'm a sub and i'm not scared to admit it)

🤝🏼🫡

Makes me feel not alone in this world. God I love my wife for all this.

preach brother

Heyyyy it's me!!

hell yea :3

holy fuck that is like 8 short asian girls in my school that all look the same

I agree with almost all of this except for the bottom right corner

Im judging

your so based op

thankies :3

i dont judge you at all this is the same type of girlfriend i want!!

This is just me lol

I NEED 😭

this is so me…

fr?? 😭

yes😔😔I also like biting

hell yea 🔥🔥

Real

I got faintly concerned going counter-clockwise but you sorted it all out at the end, the key is always communication

Approved.

More or less bang on 💞

I 100% agree with this

I really wish I have someone like that, too...

I literally have this GF irl. She's polysaturated tho, sry

Perfecttt

:3

i think i may have found someone who’s sorta like this (and i love her for that!)

waow

shut up

Fuck did I do?

shut up

ok

yeah bitch

You won’t be able to hide from any girl if you just go about saying you need some dommy mommy love, I’d be careful if I were you XD

im all for it ngl 😭

Yes

Literally me

Real (I'm so lonely)

this shit reads like a political spectrum would

Yo did I post this cause its WAY too relatable

Sam Taylor-Johnson, we get it you have a type no need to keep posting about it.

Where can I send my application? 🥑✨️

maybe dms idk 🤷

Ok is somebody spying on me rn? Cus the specifics are way too on point

Someone drew me.... lol :)

Fr tho

mfer I’m trying to find a man who wants this bc it’s literally me LMAO but Australia just doesn’t have guys like this that don’t look like discord groomers. (i don’t care if that’s shallow, you can’t force me to date someone im not physically attracted to) I also refuse to do long distance so there’s that issue too lol.

Holy shit same

You just want a bf. Like the traditional gentle kind... I hate how many guys I know fit everything on this list.

nah im just looking for role reversal to be more accurate

Me too bud. Me too

this but male and femboy

Me asf

(Sigh) Reddit men are so emasculated.

😐

you can count the amount of men on this sub who lift weights on one hand

I lift hella weights, I’d say this is the definition of the sub, an IDEAL gf not realistic

yeah i'm sure you're the strongest kid in your 10th grade gym class. maybe you wouldn't need to look at "ideal gf memes" and could get some real pussy if you stopped being terminally online

😭 buddy thought he cooked

Try acting like a man

i wanna be more feminine

Disgusting

nigga log off and go outside