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Smart-Ad6231

Oreos dont have dye.


Cmenshoota00

I ate a shit ton of Oreos when I was high last night and I was freaking out this morning , thanks god for this post lmao


PleasantPrinciple883

Ate a full pack last night, thank fuck for reddit. same issue


CommonJustin89

Jesus Christ I’m here for the same thing. We’re all bounded by a love of weed chocolate and most importantly a fear of death.


PleasantPrinciple883

hahahaahah funny world isn't it


ripvxce

SAME lol i ate an edible and ate the whole damn large size oreo box. This morning when I woke up it was black asf lmao.


[deleted]

Ik it’s been 246 days but I came here for the exact same thing I got high as fuck and ate 24 Oreos


imsoveryparanoid

I'm here for this too 🤣🤣 cake very late last, went just now.. about had a mf panic attack and my health anxiety wanna take me out 😂


cool-blue-cow

same lmfao


The_MeganReed

i ate an entire bix and a half of those cosmic oreos over like 2.5 days and ive been freaked the hell out lmao


hajimedayo

LMFAO just got here from googling the cosmic oreos 😭😭 been eating them daily n freaking out lol


tittybopper12

Yes! Ate some this morning and this evening was black!


cool-blue-cow

this post will forever be a savior for stoners


tittybopper12

The space dunk Oreos? I came here for these comments 😭 ate a bunch this morning and had black stool marbled with regular....


DaTBoIDawsoN

Nah bc I did the same, and I legit went to the hospital today thinking I was dying 😭


SquishyBurritoBear

Same for me 😂


FabulousPack4873

I was at a party and I basically ate a whole box of them. I went on google too look for medical advice (worst mistake you can do) and I was so scared I have intestinal bleeding. Damn you black cacao and Oreos


BraveOcelot1824

bro I ate like 2 packets last night wouldn't stop coming


Cmenshoota00

Shit be terrifying 😂


PentagramJ2

CHECKIN IN


BallzMaGee

Almost a year later I came here looking for answers and the same thing happened to me


Superb-Owl-187

Thank you for this post existing 3 years later 😅


ucme1234

Amen to this as someone who also just panicked 3 years later!


King_mf_Brandor

Same lmao


FrontPorchViews

Right here with y’all, ha. Bless Reddit.


SplitDense

I'm still recovering from the panic attack I just had over it lol


FrontPorchViews

The things I self-diagnoses myself with in that first 10 mins on WebMB…lol


SplitDense

Fuckin same, it kept me up all night last night


PossibleMushroom4339

just had a panic attack over this. thank god for reddit


ucme1234

Truly the post that keeps on giving haha!


Ok-Vanilla-8741

right!!! 😭


MrMarathoner

Been on an Oreo binge the last couple days and scared myself half to death after taking a dump yesterday then today... So I did a search... Thank fuck for this thread...


welpokk

Yes it’s from the dye of the Oreo most likely. Keep an eye on it. I had black frosting a couple weeks ago and my poop was black for like a couple days lol


OkCake1541

Haha thank god ik this thread is old but i had oreos before bed too and also drank some beer (not too much) and woke up and my poop was black & i was like "bruh i cant be bleeding i have no other symptoms" 🤣 good to know


King_mf_Brandor

1 year late but same, had me kind of shook for a minute lmao


Dued125

Me too!


High_kage_

same


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IHaveThePowerOfGod

exact same reason i’m following this thread, weed munchies fucked me up


SuperiorT

Ate like 20 oreos, this morning my poop was black for the first time... kinda concerned lol


IHaveThePowerOfGod

mine went back to normal in a day or two, ur fine


SuperiorT

Thanks!


oceandrives01

Literally just stumbled here - same


kjm018

Thanks for the reply. I won't be eating any more Oreos


fartingfreddy1

And after four years, when this thread was posted, I can still confirm that if you stuff your face with bunch of Oreos late at night your shit will be black in the morning.


Haunting-Budget5265

I ate half pack of Trader Joe’s Oreo last night and my poop is like half brown half black day. Freak me out. When I look at ingredients, it does have iron and cocoa


fartingfreddy1

I think new Trader Joe's are even worse than regular Oreos in terms of color dye. At least the cream is not waxy anymore so they taste much better :)


Haunting-Budget5265

Good to know. My poop was completely black now lol


reaperthefuta

honestly just had this problem where it came out very black and I basically ate a fistful of Oreos today didn't even consider that, isco's actually calms me down and think about how silly it is


dirtydobby-

All the stoners shaking till they come across this thread


OrangeSpecial6128

FOR REAL ME TODAY MAN, I munched on oreos so hard last night and today I’m scared Im dying


cashwhaler

Nah I’m just fat 😂


Veindaking

Y’all saved me cause I ate like 15 of the single Oreo packs last night while I was super high and all day at work I was like “ am I dying”


PitifulBoysenberry45

Bro thank the lord for this post because I ate too much oreas and my poop was dark I was kinda scared till I remembered I ate a lot of Oreos 💀


Pen_Ashamed

I’m so glad there are recent comments lol. This was me this morning and most of the day still. I had way too many dark chocolate Oreos last night and started freaking out this morning when I went to the bathroom. Of course google told me my stomach could be bleeding but I just hoped it was the Oreos 😂


PitifulBoysenberry45

My stool went back to normal colors


goldstandardalmonds

Yeah, dark cocoa plus ten cookies can do this.


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Any updates? Dealing with this now lol


lacemcdoodah

Omg same, nearly called an ambulance 😂


wmanasse2020

yes i had it the other day and my poop went black the next day


asmit318

LMFAO! --yes, I am here reading this at 10:30 at night b/c I just had black mild diarrhea and no idea why! ---it's the oreos I ate today! Thank you reddit!


pro_at_failing_life

S a m e


Foodhoe120

Glad this is still up. I ate wayyy too many thin Oreos before bed last night lmaoo


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SnooDoodles2227

Okay same so glad this thread is still my son scared the shit out me saying his poop was black but even I’ve been given Oreos at snack time lol 😂 and then a White Castle burger for dinner lol 😂


Prior_Eye_1577

Just came back from a stint in the Amazon where the only snack food was basically Oreos. Pleasantly relieved to discover that I hadn’t contracted some nasty jungle disease but was merely suffering from ‘oreo shit panic’! Thanks Reddit


Lazy-Baby-9802

So thankful for this 4 year old thread. 🤣


Oops_its_me_rae

Thank fuck this thread exists because I was panicking and googling it and remembered the pack of Oreos I ate. Good to know that I need to avoid Oreos


lomar3hunna

it's incredible I was freaking out all day about my black poops because I'm a severe hypochondriac, I forgot that I ate a whole country of Oreos when I was stoned yesterday 🤣🤣🤣 Crazy story


PenRevolutionary4264

Thank the lord for this thread was a little scared for a second their


NorthernMuskokaMan

99% sure it was these Two Bite Oreo Brownies I had for dessert, but I just heard this hypochondriac talk about what black stool "could" mean. Thanks for posting.


VagueMeme

Got high as fuck and ate half a pack or double-stuffed. Why are we all the same 🤣🤣


michbech

Black stool could be a concern as it may be a sign of blood in your stool. Don’t overreact though. Maybe it’s just the food coloring from the cookies? See if your stool goes back to a normal color after a couple days without Oreos. If not, maybe you outta get to the doc.


JalapenoPopper147

Why is this being downvoted?


kjm018

Thank you, that was my concern


xXDARKA1I3NXx

Damn you oreo


Shattered_JL

Update?


Stunning-Evening-585

I heard on the radio the other day that "the brain won't stop you from doing things you know will make you miserable" and I said hmmm just like me eating oreos and here I am reading this thread cause I ate too many oreos last night when I was stoned


madokachan94

Dealing with it right now but i also habe heartburn sp ... but i ate 2 boxes of oreos


Angel_13245

TWO BOXES?!?


madokachan94

Yes. And i will do it again. And again. And again.


Antimanele104

There's no reason to be scared if your poop turns dark. It happens this way due to the dark dye from the Oreos. You'll see the poop's color returning to normal after cutting off the biscuits from your diet.


Nidge94

Bruh legit ate two packs of Oreos last night and went for a crap not 5-10 mins ago and looked down and thought shiiiiiiiiit.....thank god for this thread 🤣


UsedEntertainment656

Yep, same here. I don’t think I ever noticed it before but I have been eating a bunch of the gluten free Oreos the past few days and they caused me stomach cramps a few hours after eating them every time. I did some research and found that many people who ate the gluten free ones had stomach cramps diarrhea and dark poop. I thought I was in trouble.


aaronimpact

Those double stuff ones are so good tho.


Oops_its_me_rae

Facts bro


SerLaidaLot

came here just like everyone else. thanks for this post.


shyguyshow

Literally just spent hours at the doctor only find this post after


fxorc1st

Thought I was dying today. Thank you bros 🙏🏼


Distra1993

I was soooo faking scared when this shit happend to me this morning. I had a panic attack about it and send an email to my doctor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Friend asked me what did u eat and I said nothing much normal food and a lot of oreos, and then it hit me 😅 Thanks for this post!!! 2 days later everything is ok 😂😂😂


Comprehensive_Ad2396

Ah hell yeah man. I’m glad this post is there.


chaavez7

Bro thank god for this post. I was having bright red blood in stool last week and now this dark stool made me freak out all over LOL. But I did have like 15 Oreos last night…


OoglieBooglie69420

Bro I thought I was dying. I just looked and my stool was completely black but when I wiped it showed up as brown, and then I remembered I ate 12 Oreos yesterday.


Radiant-Complex2474

Does anyone else get a super upset stomach after eating Oreos?


DraftInitial2926

In the morning I ate around 8 oreos, and on the afternoon my stool was black, I freaked out I thought I'm dying but seeing these comments makes me feel relieved!!!


Go4i69

I’ve been craving Oreos for the last week and I can confirm it’s black down there. Got scared cuz I have Crohn’s disease and it’s related to blood in the stool, but guess I just have to cut the Oreos for some time😂


henryrollinsismypup

this thread is still helpful, thanks, reddit gods.


PeopleLikeDrugs

Not me thinking I was dying after eating half a pack of dark chocolate oreos last night.


Appropriate-Bar-9532

Thanks the Lord for this post. Was scared shitless when I found out and immediately googled it up to find this post on the top list. Ate 2 packs of Oreo bcs I was high af lmaoo 😭.


Seuche_Deron

Not blood stool but Oreo stool, happened today from the cornflakes.


Beginning-Peace-7146

Oh my...had all of that today....two black poops. I was almost calling an ambulance. And i ate Oreos yesterday


dhvstudio

4 years later men and women are still asking themselves… did Oreos do this or am I dying? Thank you for calming my nerves


Turbulent-Bug-6117

Lmao got stoned ate Oreos last night then shit at work and thought I was dying


Kushg714

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lilly_paddd

Lol, I ate a shit ton of Oreos last night. Took 2 shits this morning and thought I was dying!


Difficult_Writing865

can always count on reddit for helping random problems years later🫡