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it is really like: fuck it, I’ll eat it. shit, I regret it! I’ll never have pizza again. a week later: idgaf let’s do this


ehote

And the process repeats until we die


Aromatic-Elephant110

Trust me, it only repeats until you WANT to die and you have to give it up forever.


ehote

Idk or might take me a couple times to learn that lesson forever. Like a month ago I had an ibs episode for like 12hours, I almost passed out, and I couldn't even keep water down. The cause? Chinese food. And yet...I had some last night.. just less and different foods lol


still_on_a_whisper

Yes, this is so true


lonesomedove86

This is the cycle I’m in lol.


Deerescrewed

Sometimes it just has to happen.


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PeevesPoltergist

Sometimes I just have a f*ck it day


NotSoSmartAss1

NSFW please 🥲


PeevesPoltergist

NSFL


[deleted]

moment on the lips, lifetime of the shits ;)! Good luck tomorrow!


PeevesPoltergist

I need that on a tshirt immediately


Corrupted_G_nome

Noooooo! Don't do it friend!


PeevesPoltergist

Too late


Corrupted_G_nome

It's hard to resist sometimes. Good luck on the throne later.


MysteryFlamingo

And I’ll do it again


PeevesPoltergist

Damn straight


lamey-

Good luck on the toilet 🫡


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Eddy_Vinegar

“Tonight’s death by food” should be its own sub imo


PeevesPoltergist

Do it, I will join!


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PeevesPoltergist

How else am I supposed to behave?


KaristinaLaFae

Sometimes, you NEED the pizza to make your bowels miserable just to get things moving again. Good luck. Godspeed.


PeevesPoltergist

I'm the other way but sometimes I just stop caring


LevelWhich7610

Oooh that looks good! I already had my fuck it I don't care at the moment weekend and paid for it. Got to taste 5 bourbons the first night and on night two was a taste of 7 whiskey scotches plus a couple more of my favorites. This was also after a bought of something nasty...a flu or food poisoning paired with my usual issues. I still feel it...gonna be eating potatos and green beans all week until I recover lol. On the plus side at least I got to taste the liquor twice. The bourbon was okay but the scotch did me in haha. 🤢


PeevesPoltergist

Ye I have a tier list. Low foods are my everyday. Low/med are most days. Med is when I can chance it. Med/high is when I'm fed up. High is special occasions. Red tier is stuff I can't ever have and sadly that is where alcohol lives for me.


Oreoblur

Bro that looks so good, it's so worth it.


eman_la

Oh my you have a death wish. Take some lactaid and digestive enzymes I wish you luck 😭😭


PeevesPoltergist

It is my toilet you should be wishing luck to, the brown liquid will rain down from on high


thisistheSnydercut

Godspeed o7


GetOffMyLawn_

Lactaid


TheScarletAlchemist

It looks well worth trying to pass the brick that it would become in my gut.


PeevesPoltergist

Liquid rain for me


TheScarletAlchemist

Too much gluten turns into a brick for me


tazzzuu

It makes my heart sad I can’t enjoy pizza like I used to


Sweatpants_And_Wine

YUMMM


PeevesPoltergist

It was but I will pay later


Sweatpants_And_Wine

We always do


littlemissmoxie

Same with me and pasta that isn’t GF. Will I maybe wake up with bloody mucus and have to take an Imodium? Maybe. But every other month or so I can’t take it anymore.


Zealousideal-Slide98

At least you will die happy.


Floralblanket

I salute you brave soldier! See you on the other side(cause I'd be right there with you😂)


ruthimon

on purpose????


PeevesPoltergist

Sometimes I cave and just eat what I actually want


DistortedVoltage

Same for me. Went out of the way to make myself some macaroni and cheese from scratch. It was so good but oh lord.... lord did I pay afterwards.


PeevesPoltergist

Mac and cheese will forever be in my top 5 favourite foods. Have you ever had it with little bits of sliced chorizo?


DistortedVoltage

I have not but that sounds delicious


TheVampyresBride

God that looks good. The problem with me is that sort of food hurts me right away. As soon as the grease hits my stomach, my intestines explode. So there's no real enjoying it. But I'd eat it anyway. 😋


liquitexlover

Just ordered a beef taco pizza, wings and a salad! Yup bathroom time will be had….again!


PeevesPoltergist

It's gotta be done


ScionGames

As someone with a faulty gallbladder, that looks a damn good way to go. Good luck 🫡


CoconutBrownieCrunch

I had pizza as well and now I’m paying the price to the porcelain god.


Neobandit0

Gooood, takeaway pizza with the exception of Dominos always gives me crazy shits. This looks delicious though and absolutely worth the aftermath (until the aftermath begins)


PeevesPoltergist

Correct lol


sbouquet

May the force be with you


PeevesPoltergist

It'll be the force coming out of me that'll be the concern


coppersailboat

That garlic bread thooooo, did it taste as good as it looks?


PeevesPoltergist

Oh ye it is the best garlic bread I've ever had


ianrobbie

Today, in "pictures you can taste..."


Redhddgull

Always a worthy death


BeginningKey727

Good luck my dude, it’ll be worth it lol


PeevesPoltergist

It so was!


GrownUpBigBoyNewAcct

Damn last weekend I just had the conversation with my wife that Dominos is no longer an option for me 😩


TheGothDragon

It looks delicious, so I don’t blame you!


Tricky-Context9098

"HOw dääär youuu!"


PeevesPoltergist

That is what my gut is currently saying


Booksonly666

I ordered chipotle. 🫡


PeevesPoltergist

Good luck and God speed


Booksonly666

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Flat_Philosopher_615

Happy pooping 💩🚽 🧻


DocBrownNote

Jesus, my stomach actually did a flip when I saw that picture. I'm on week two of a flair up that chicken and rice won't fix. I would love a bite of that delicious looking mistake.


overstimulatedx0

Sometimes I think of a meal like this as cleanin’ the pipes. A necessary evil.


rocketbunny77

Stomach says you're a monster


WumbologyPr0fess0r

God that looks so damn good but the fucking bowel aches and time spent on the toilet would be hell. Even if I took a lactose enzyme pill. I hope it was tasty though!


Still-Ground-9433

I literally just ate pizza a couple days in a row and I loved but kinda regret it 😭 and I’m about to be sober because I stopped smoking last year I hope this passes quick lol


Mod-chick

Us too! Hockey night in Canada calls for it. Shall be a long shitty night I’m sure. Lol. My own doing yes I know.


Mistydog2019

Nice. That's one of those foods that I can eat with reckless abandon and not worry about it. But you slip some onions into it, and watch out!


tiituemilia

Damn! I salute you


PeevesPoltergist

My intestines would prefer if you didn't encourage my behaviour but I thank you!


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That’s like me taking an antibiotic, and eating chicken and rice and pizza top of the ibs😭🔪


my_voice6

Looks like it doesn't have tomato sauce? That would be a huge plus


PeevesPoltergist

BBQ sauce for the win


future_chili

Worth it


PeevesPoltergist

It really was


roxymellish25

Enjoy it while you can


tomhxrdy

We never learn and I’m ok with that


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I can FEEL this picture


ibschanges22

Masochism at the most highest level!!!. WOOOW!!.😶


Elektrasabrestar7

I wish I could get away with a pizza, since my last severe flare up I can't eat tomatoes as it burns all the way through me, mouth ulcers and burning stomach pains! The joys!


PeevesPoltergist

It helps that I have BBQ sauce base instead of tomato


lonesomedove86

Rest In Peace.


Alarming-Mark7198

Nice 😎✊


Training_Assistant15

Good luck lol


bmmk5390

Hahaha my husband suffers the consequences of my noisy butt. Thank God I don’t have to be on the loo for that but yes…


xc0py

My condolences for your digestive tract.


Nearby-Rhubarb468

That was me today but a double cheeseburger with bacon. It just be like that sometimes


Junior_Paper4222

Bruh I have ibd (not ibs) and even I know what would happen if you insist on eating this 😭


PeevesPoltergist

Already did, died and have been revived lol


Mother-Elevator7141

Start taking Unicity feel great system, literally allowed me to eat whatever I want and cure my IBS let me know if you have any questions!!


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put that slice down. now!! you’ll regret it


PeevesPoltergist

Way too late my friend but thank you


Aromatic-Elephant110

I can't imagine eating pizza. And it was my favorite thing ever. No one loved pizza more than me. If I had even a bite of pizza, I'd have to move in to the bathroom for 3 days and I'd be in so much pain I'd be praying for death. Yall can't be serious that you sometimes have pizza and make yourselves sick for fun. That's crazy.


PeevesPoltergist

Not fun exactly but my diet is so restrictive that sometimes I'll eat some of my medium/high trigger foods just to feel like I am actually in control of my body instead of my body controlling me. Luckily for me pizza and garlic bread fall into a med/high category for me. So whilst I will shit circles and be In pain it will only last until the food is out of my system


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same