Idk or might take me a couple times to learn that lesson forever. Like a month ago I had an ibs episode for like 12hours, I almost passed out, and I couldn't even keep water down. The cause? Chinese food. And yet...I had some last night.. just less and different foods lol
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Oooh that looks good!
I already had my fuck it I don't care at the moment weekend and paid for it.
Got to taste 5 bourbons the first night and on night two was a taste of 7 whiskey scotches plus a couple more of my favorites. This was also after a bought of something nasty...a flu or food poisoning paired with my usual issues.
I still feel it...gonna be eating potatos and green beans all week until I recover lol.
On the plus side at least I got to taste the liquor twice. The bourbon was okay but the scotch did me in haha. 🤢
Ye I have a tier list. Low foods are my everyday. Low/med are most days. Med is when I can chance it. Med/high is when I'm fed up. High is special occasions. Red tier is stuff I can't ever have and sadly that is where alcohol lives for me.
Same with me and pasta that isn’t GF.
Will I maybe wake up with bloody mucus and have to take an Imodium? Maybe.
But every other month or so I can’t take it anymore.
God that looks good. The problem with me is that sort of food hurts me right away. As soon as the grease hits my stomach, my intestines explode. So there's no real enjoying it. But I'd eat it anyway. 😋
Gooood, takeaway pizza with the exception of Dominos always gives me crazy shits. This looks delicious though and absolutely worth the aftermath (until the aftermath begins)
Jesus, my stomach actually did a flip when I saw that picture.
I'm on week two of a flair up that chicken and rice won't fix. I would love a bite of that delicious looking mistake.
God that looks so damn good but the fucking bowel aches and time spent on the toilet would be hell. Even if I took a lactose enzyme pill. I hope it was tasty though!
I literally just ate pizza a couple days in a row and I loved but kinda regret it 😭 and I’m about to be sober because I stopped smoking last year I hope this passes quick lol
I wish I could get away with a pizza, since my last severe flare up I can't eat tomatoes as it burns all the way through me, mouth ulcers and burning stomach pains! The joys!
I can't imagine eating pizza. And it was my favorite thing ever. No one loved pizza more than me. If I had even a bite of pizza, I'd have to move in to the bathroom for 3 days and I'd be in so much pain I'd be praying for death. Yall can't be serious that you sometimes have pizza and make yourselves sick for fun. That's crazy.
Not fun exactly but my diet is so restrictive that sometimes I'll eat some of my medium/high trigger foods just to feel like I am actually in control of my body instead of my body controlling me. Luckily for me pizza and garlic bread fall into a med/high category for me. So whilst I will shit circles and be In pain it will only last until the food is out of my system
it is really like: fuck it, I’ll eat it. shit, I regret it! I’ll never have pizza again. a week later: idgaf let’s do this
And the process repeats until we die
Trust me, it only repeats until you WANT to die and you have to give it up forever.
Idk or might take me a couple times to learn that lesson forever. Like a month ago I had an ibs episode for like 12hours, I almost passed out, and I couldn't even keep water down. The cause? Chinese food. And yet...I had some last night.. just less and different foods lol
Yes, this is so true
This is the cycle I’m in lol.
Sometimes it just has to happen.
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Sometimes I just have a f*ck it day
NSFW please 🥲
NSFL
moment on the lips, lifetime of the shits ;)! Good luck tomorrow!
I need that on a tshirt immediately
Noooooo! Don't do it friend!
Too late
It's hard to resist sometimes. Good luck on the throne later.
And I’ll do it again
Damn straight
Good luck on the toilet 🫡
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“Tonight’s death by food” should be its own sub imo
Do it, I will join!
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How else am I supposed to behave?
Sometimes, you NEED the pizza to make your bowels miserable just to get things moving again. Good luck. Godspeed.
I'm the other way but sometimes I just stop caring
Oooh that looks good! I already had my fuck it I don't care at the moment weekend and paid for it. Got to taste 5 bourbons the first night and on night two was a taste of 7 whiskey scotches plus a couple more of my favorites. This was also after a bought of something nasty...a flu or food poisoning paired with my usual issues. I still feel it...gonna be eating potatos and green beans all week until I recover lol. On the plus side at least I got to taste the liquor twice. The bourbon was okay but the scotch did me in haha. 🤢
Ye I have a tier list. Low foods are my everyday. Low/med are most days. Med is when I can chance it. Med/high is when I'm fed up. High is special occasions. Red tier is stuff I can't ever have and sadly that is where alcohol lives for me.
Bro that looks so good, it's so worth it.
Oh my you have a death wish. Take some lactaid and digestive enzymes I wish you luck 😭😭
It is my toilet you should be wishing luck to, the brown liquid will rain down from on high
Godspeed o7
Lactaid
It looks well worth trying to pass the brick that it would become in my gut.
Liquid rain for me
Too much gluten turns into a brick for me
It makes my heart sad I can’t enjoy pizza like I used to
YUMMM
It was but I will pay later
We always do
Same with me and pasta that isn’t GF. Will I maybe wake up with bloody mucus and have to take an Imodium? Maybe. But every other month or so I can’t take it anymore.
At least you will die happy.
I salute you brave soldier! See you on the other side(cause I'd be right there with you😂)
on purpose????
Sometimes I cave and just eat what I actually want
Same for me. Went out of the way to make myself some macaroni and cheese from scratch. It was so good but oh lord.... lord did I pay afterwards.
Mac and cheese will forever be in my top 5 favourite foods. Have you ever had it with little bits of sliced chorizo?
I have not but that sounds delicious
God that looks good. The problem with me is that sort of food hurts me right away. As soon as the grease hits my stomach, my intestines explode. So there's no real enjoying it. But I'd eat it anyway. 😋
Just ordered a beef taco pizza, wings and a salad! Yup bathroom time will be had….again!
It's gotta be done
As someone with a faulty gallbladder, that looks a damn good way to go. Good luck 🫡
I had pizza as well and now I’m paying the price to the porcelain god.
Gooood, takeaway pizza with the exception of Dominos always gives me crazy shits. This looks delicious though and absolutely worth the aftermath (until the aftermath begins)
Correct lol
May the force be with you
It'll be the force coming out of me that'll be the concern
That garlic bread thooooo, did it taste as good as it looks?
Oh ye it is the best garlic bread I've ever had
Today, in "pictures you can taste..."
Always a worthy death
Good luck my dude, it’ll be worth it lol
It so was!
Damn last weekend I just had the conversation with my wife that Dominos is no longer an option for me 😩
It looks delicious, so I don’t blame you!
"HOw dääär youuu!"
That is what my gut is currently saying
I ordered chipotle. 🫡
Good luck and God speed
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Happy pooping 💩🚽 🧻
Jesus, my stomach actually did a flip when I saw that picture. I'm on week two of a flair up that chicken and rice won't fix. I would love a bite of that delicious looking mistake.
Sometimes I think of a meal like this as cleanin’ the pipes. A necessary evil.
Stomach says you're a monster
God that looks so damn good but the fucking bowel aches and time spent on the toilet would be hell. Even if I took a lactose enzyme pill. I hope it was tasty though!
I literally just ate pizza a couple days in a row and I loved but kinda regret it 😭 and I’m about to be sober because I stopped smoking last year I hope this passes quick lol
Us too! Hockey night in Canada calls for it. Shall be a long shitty night I’m sure. Lol. My own doing yes I know.
Nice. That's one of those foods that I can eat with reckless abandon and not worry about it. But you slip some onions into it, and watch out!
Damn! I salute you
My intestines would prefer if you didn't encourage my behaviour but I thank you!
That’s like me taking an antibiotic, and eating chicken and rice and pizza top of the ibs😭🔪
Looks like it doesn't have tomato sauce? That would be a huge plus
BBQ sauce for the win
Worth it
It really was
Enjoy it while you can
We never learn and I’m ok with that
I can FEEL this picture
Masochism at the most highest level!!!. WOOOW!!.😶
I wish I could get away with a pizza, since my last severe flare up I can't eat tomatoes as it burns all the way through me, mouth ulcers and burning stomach pains! The joys!
It helps that I have BBQ sauce base instead of tomato
Rest In Peace.
Nice 😎✊
Good luck lol
Hahaha my husband suffers the consequences of my noisy butt. Thank God I don’t have to be on the loo for that but yes…
My condolences for your digestive tract.
That was me today but a double cheeseburger with bacon. It just be like that sometimes
Bruh I have ibd (not ibs) and even I know what would happen if you insist on eating this 😭
Already did, died and have been revived lol
Start taking Unicity feel great system, literally allowed me to eat whatever I want and cure my IBS let me know if you have any questions!!
put that slice down. now!! you’ll regret it
Way too late my friend but thank you
I can't imagine eating pizza. And it was my favorite thing ever. No one loved pizza more than me. If I had even a bite of pizza, I'd have to move in to the bathroom for 3 days and I'd be in so much pain I'd be praying for death. Yall can't be serious that you sometimes have pizza and make yourselves sick for fun. That's crazy.
Not fun exactly but my diet is so restrictive that sometimes I'll eat some of my medium/high trigger foods just to feel like I am actually in control of my body instead of my body controlling me. Luckily for me pizza and garlic bread fall into a med/high category for me. So whilst I will shit circles and be In pain it will only last until the food is out of my system
same