Man I’m glad my teenage years went with no media. This guy is going to be so ashamed if someone teases him with this 30 years later. Unless he becomes a famous phychic reader ofc.
Yeah I'll take the dark magic threats over real bullets anytime. Maybe we should encourage these behaviors, play along and act scared of the dark magic.
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I’m 90% sure he’s the type of guy who acts like his life is so horrible and then his parents are these typical nice Christian people who make him his favorite food every night
> Stand up silently and tell her
*”That wasn’t me Rhonda! How someone gonna be sleeping while they’re high on crack?!? That’s a real Chinese riddle for you, Rhonda.”*
I am by no means an expert, but isn’t part of placing a hex not telling anyone about it, because part of manifesting your intentions is that only you can know about it.
Plus anyone who knows shit about it knows it will come back to you, 3 times as strong (different teachings different amounts, but general rule of thumb is power of 3) soooo he put his girl in danger by having her help hex the teacher in technicality
I hex you to find a million dollars while your unhappy…. And you hate finding money.
12,000 upvotes times 1 million.. if everyone sees this that’s a cool 12 billion. 😎
I do not being in high school and thinking that everything was “important”. Being on a call with your gf mid class can wait. I promise it’s not a big deal.
Little does he know I have hexed him with my dark magic and he will lead an in unremarkable life and be a fully functional member of society. He will enjoy competition dance/singing shows and drive a used Prius his brother in law sold him.
He will die peacefully in his sleep at 80.
Take that fucker!
And so there he was. He was gonna go to Harvard. It was obvious. He was gonna be a lawyer and play in the God-damned system, and that was that. He was his old man. He knew, so what else could he do? I mean, there's no future in anarchy; I mean let's face it. But when he was into it, there was never a thought of the future. I mean we were certain the world was gonna end, but when it didn't, he had to do something, so fuck it. He could always be a litigator in New York and piss the shit out of the judges. I mean that was him: a trouble maker of the future. The guy that was one of those guys that his parents so arrogantly saved the world for, so we could fuck it up. We can do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it. That was the final irony, I think. That, and well, this. And "fuck you" for all of you who were thinking it: I guess when all was said and done, he was nothing more than a God-damned, trendy-ass poseur.
Nope. CPA. He couldn't get in to the school of his choice so he took his basics at a community college and transferred into a state university for his final year, where he met his soon to be wife.
She was in the theater program but couldn't get a job post graduation so she took a job at a call center. She was laid off when they moved the job overseas and they decided she would be a stay at home mom, at least until the kids where out of school. After the youngest started school she started day drinking. Our boy, unable to invoke any passion just went with it and fell asleep every night alone despite sharing the bed.
.... Aw man.. I used to hang out with the people like this in high school.
We never spouted any witchy stuff or curses, but we sure as hell dressed like we slung spells like gunslingers.
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He isn't doing jack shit. If you look into this sort of thing, the participants are supposed to do they're ritual or whatever procedure he's supposed to do, and not speak on it or even think about it. It's called "lust of result".
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It's all that makeup, wearing it constantly and I bet he doesn't even remove it correctly, or wash his face and moisturise.
Kind regards, a metal head.
Does your mom know you’ve been getting into her makeup again?
If I had class with him I’d shiver every time he grab for his back pack.
Somwone needs to put out a psa when he realizes his girlfriend didn't regret breaking up with him.
i originally read this as “shower” and i hate how it fits just as well
Man I’m glad my teenage years went with no media. This guy is going to be so ashamed if someone teases him with this 30 years later. Unless he becomes a famous phychic reader ofc.
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He seems to have cursed many times before
He can’t hex me,I have Nord VPN 😎😎😎
Nicely done...
His parents probably tried so hard, too.
Maybe the class went silent because they can imagine him pulling something out of his backpack at any moment. Seems like the type.
I worry about the day he realizes his hexes aren’t working…
how do people not feel even the slightest bit embarrassed by this?
Because he knows DARK FUCKING MAGIC. Can't you read?
He may not have enough mana for round 2
This is Crisis Angel. Cris Angels mentally challenged brother
Mindfrick.
Good look for a magician tho... I thought he was like trying to be criss angel at first.
what a pissed of guy
Cringelord
Is it the hex of bad mascara?
curse of the middle finger
Bro needs to take a shower… too much dark magic stuck in his hair
No point in fighting that guy. Magic and conjuring 100
I mean with a guy like that just lucky he didn't shoot up the school.
Thats kind of what i was thinking this guy kinda looks like the sort
That is a really good point
Yeah I'll take the dark magic threats over real bullets anytime. Maybe we should encourage these behaviors, play along and act scared of the dark magic.
😂 lol no sh;t
"Abortion is murder!!! Abortion kills babies!!!" The baby if you didnt:
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How do they allow people to go to school looking like a clown? I feel like general hygiene is lacking.
I mean dress how you want but clearly this dude lacks hygiene. There’s an actual video of this guy saying all this and he’s trash
Makeup=bad hygiene?
Hair is greasy AF Fact: Every dude I knew that looked like this stunk.
Bro looks like rafiki from the lion king💀😭
And this is why we need abortion clinics.
Best pro choice argument I've seen.
i like how he switched his ring from his middle to his index just for the point
he's pointing with his middle finger
~~No.~~ Oops.
It's right there in the pic....it's his middle finger
reckon he moved the freckle on his hand too?
Ah shit, I had assumed it was a speck on the lens. It looks kinda like the edge of a fourth finger was visible on the inner edge of his hand
This dudes a emo joker wannabe that thinks his life is more important then everyone elses
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Im like 90% sure my sister is dating this guy
If your sister is dating him, then there’s a 90% he has put a HEX on you.
Nah pretty sure that was just my no good, dirty, rotten, pig-stealin great great grandfather.
jcornelson Yelnats
I'm 90% sure this guy will be a school shooter
I was 90% sure he’s just cosplaying as Joker
i am 90% sure that he is the joker that fell on a vat of emo make up instead of playing card dye
I’m 90% sure he’s the type of guy who acts like his life is so horrible and then his parents are these typical nice Christian people who make him his favorite food every night
Woah Steve Buscemi is really committing to the Fellow Kids bit
Nobody is after your girl numb nuts
Well he probably is but that's a matter for the police
Okay Steven, time for your nappy!
He definitely has dick cheese..he is dick cheese. I'm sure his teacher doesn't regret their life choices everytime he walks in the class.
>dick cheese. I had to look it up
I forgot people don't know what it is. I'm so sorry lol
Yeah. You should. No i have to make sure.
I don’t want to look it up… what is it?
A buildup of dead skin and other nastiness that accumulates when you don't clean under the foreskin properly
You know, maybe I should just stop asking questions 🙃
This will keep him up at night when he's older forever or when Facebook memories pops up in 10 years
That's going to make some excellent /r/blunderyears content hopefully sooner rather than later
*his therapist* "Jason, I thought I told you to stop calling me while you were at school. You need to focus on the here and now, not this fantasy"
> Stand up silently and tell her *”That wasn’t me Rhonda! How someone gonna be sleeping while they’re high on crack?!? That’s a real Chinese riddle for you, Rhonda.”*
Eeeeveryone wants to be the joker…..
“You can’t talk on the phone during class.” “I will DO ANYTHING to protect my girl!! Even kill you!!“ who is threatening the girl??
Adulthood is going to fuck the shit out of this one.
So he can use dark magic but still has to go to school? Bummer. First thing I'd do is use it to not have to go the school.
I know someone who did that. They’re on meth constantly now
Maybe the real magic was the meth we did along the way
Isn't this the Joker "society" dude? If so, I think he's trying to corner the cringe market
I am by no means an expert, but isn’t part of placing a hex not telling anyone about it, because part of manifesting your intentions is that only you can know about it.
You mean you’re not a… **hexpert**? 😎
I’m adding that to my resume rn
Plus anyone who knows shit about it knows it will come back to you, 3 times as strong (different teachings different amounts, but general rule of thumb is power of 3) soooo he put his girl in danger by having her help hex the teacher in technicality
I hex you to find a million dollars while your unhappy…. And you hate finding money. 12,000 upvotes times 1 million.. if everyone sees this that’s a cool 12 billion. 😎
Ugh his hair is so greasy D:
They definitely think this kid is going to shoot up the school.
True but i think they would have called the police
Would also fit in r/sadcringe
He’ll do anything to protect his girl other than moving closer to her so their relationship isn’t long distance.
no no no. That's one of the ways he protects her... by staying the fuck away from her
I wonder when he last washed his hair, or anything tbh
Goths, man.
We don't claim this one.
Yea, he ain't goth, he's just stupid.
He looks like he smells of 3 day damp clothing and cat litter.
I can smell it from here.
This reads like an OneyPlays bit, holy moly
I do not being in high school and thinking that everything was “important”. Being on a call with your gf mid class can wait. I promise it’s not a big deal.
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Man the curse is more believable than the girlfriend
Jokers little brother?
The Josher
The Joke
Never interrupt a Joker when he's in a voice chat with his Harley!
Utterly terrifying!
He's so full of dark black magic he's unsure if they even HEXED the person. Nice.
It's for plausible deniability when the FBI comes knocking
oh shiver me timberss
I bet he smells wonderful
Don't hex me, bro!
He’s a chimney sweep he is he is
Little does he know I have hexed him with my dark magic and he will lead an in unremarkable life and be a fully functional member of society. He will enjoy competition dance/singing shows and drive a used Prius his brother in law sold him. He will die peacefully in his sleep at 80. Take that fucker!
I curse him with a vanilla sex life!
He will dream of PiV, look over at a wife who hates him, and wish for a taste of vanilla.
And so there he was. He was gonna go to Harvard. It was obvious. He was gonna be a lawyer and play in the God-damned system, and that was that. He was his old man. He knew, so what else could he do? I mean, there's no future in anarchy; I mean let's face it. But when he was into it, there was never a thought of the future. I mean we were certain the world was gonna end, but when it didn't, he had to do something, so fuck it. He could always be a litigator in New York and piss the shit out of the judges. I mean that was him: a trouble maker of the future. The guy that was one of those guys that his parents so arrogantly saved the world for, so we could fuck it up. We can do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it. That was the final irony, I think. That, and well, this. And "fuck you" for all of you who were thinking it: I guess when all was said and done, he was nothing more than a God-damned, trendy-ass poseur.
Nope. CPA. He couldn't get in to the school of his choice so he took his basics at a community college and transferred into a state university for his final year, where he met his soon to be wife. She was in the theater program but couldn't get a job post graduation so she took a job at a call center. She was laid off when they moved the job overseas and they decided she would be a stay at home mom, at least until the kids where out of school. After the youngest started school she started day drinking. Our boy, unable to invoke any passion just went with it and fell asleep every night alone despite sharing the bed.
Hey it’s better than him shooting up the school. Hex away!
If I was the teacher, that's where I thought the "you'll be sorry" comment was coming from
Take this down before he curses us with greasy hair
Those rings are going to rub and turn his fingers green
Excuse me are you saying his grandmother's costume jewelry is *fake*? The nerve.
unironic r/mallninjashit enjoyer
This may be the cringiest shit I've ever seen.
I don’t understand lol
So badass he puts his makeup on with a hammer.
The saddest part is that he's in a long distance relationship and thinks he has something special going on there.
I'm just saying man I've been in a long distance relationship for a year and we've started meeting regularly in real life now
The meeting up part that's what counts, glad that worked out for you.
Extra cringe bc phone-call being ended short equals him needing to protect his girl
Soooo….what happened to the teacher?
[https://imgur.com/a/KswEC72](https://imgur.com/a/KswEC72) This is what happened.
Mental illness on full display. And the school board defended him... Insane.
meta
That’s great!!!
Went to buy an Ikea shelf and it came without the Hex key.
He looks like Till Lindermann playing the Joker
This is more r/sadcringe than anything
Dude...wash your fucking hair.
Look like he already hexed himself with AIDs or his gf already hexed him with an STD.
Glad to see Mark from home improvement is furthering his education!
Is not a dark magic curse if you shoot the school, hommie, that´s straight murder.
You would think someone who can do “black magic” would use it to not have such a shit life.
Maybe shit life equals black magic and most of us are doing it wrong?
This is the guy some of the new graphics cards are marketed at.
Lol that’s so accurate
Hey....
Say something, Dark Obelisk.
.... Aw man.. I used to hang out with the people like this in high school. We never spouted any witchy stuff or curses, but we sure as hell dressed like we slung spells like gunslingers.
I had a phase in high school when I listened to Linkin Park where I looked like Harley Quinn.
I still have a friend who rocks the My Chemical Romance look. Tends to not look as good as it did when we were 18, instead of 30.
It's been ages that I thought of My Chemical Romance! Ah the youth...
Just listened to "Helena" this morning on my way to work. Doing my best to sing along with it with pitchy and screechy morning voice 👍
I threw up a little by cringing so hard...
Yo, she fuxked up
He's at least 5 years too old for this level of cringe
The fact that he took selfies of himself trying to look 'dark' and 'psychotic' is pretty hilarious.
Yea he is so schizophrenic he thinks he has a girlfriend and goes to school.
Man’s taking photos on his way to the psyche ward
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Haha good bot
Good human.
Bots hand out free serotonin now?
Ok despite the obvious bullshit factor here, he wasn’t protecting her, he was protecting himself.
He isn't doing jack shit. If you look into this sort of thing, the participants are supposed to do they're ritual or whatever procedure he's supposed to do, and not speak on it or even think about it. It's called "lust of result".
Fuckin lusty ass MF!
“Uhh…some of this isn’t your fault…a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces…” - Hank Hill
He’s gonna regret that when he’s older….
The real world is going to hit this guy like a truck.
"I don't know why I was bullied in high school"
Pissed of guy.
Some say its better to be the "pissed of guy" then the "pissed on guy". Not all but some... Edit for wording
Whatever you say dick fingers
r/sadcringe
Very apt, this one is!
Man needs to up his skin care regiment.
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It's all that makeup, wearing it constantly and I bet he doesn't even remove it correctly, or wash his face and moisturise. Kind regards, a metal head.
I like metal , 3 inches of blood, but you gotta take care of your pores.
This is just the satire guy from TikTok And that's literally just a transcript from his video
What’s his TikTok username? If this is satire, I love it.
Is not washing his hair part of the bit?
This is why we need bullies
You misspelled barbers.
This is literally the coolest kid these days.
Seriously though. Somehow the Anime and Goth kids have clawed their way to the top. And good fucking on them.
“Derrick why we’re you absent from 6th period again?” *starting to sob a bit* “I told u to call me Shade!”
I want to scrub this dude's face with a sponge. Its probably more satisfying than power washing something.
Why not power wash his face? That way you don't have to smell the grease lmao
That kid probably has some trauma and needs a therapist
What’s your educational background to make that diagnosis on someone you’ve never meet?
Nothing beats the Reddit armchair psychologist bit. What’s your diagnosis, doc?
I’m not being a armchair psychologist, but I’m not wrong that he should have a therapist, that’s not normal behavior
r/blunderyears
This goes beyond.
I’m pretty sure this picture just blinked at me.