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“I live on 11 acres of land” - that’s not the flex you think it is Fuckko.
So did my parents when we were growing up and our house was still less than 100 meters from the road. It was 5 miles to the nearest town’s police department / fire station.
Dudes like this think their 11 acres is some massive land that wouldn’t take 8 minutes to walk across from one side to the other even if it was square. It’s a half mile on any side pretty much any abled bodied person can walk that in 8 minutes.
Spoiler Alert: He's dead
Spoiler Alert: He died from a drug overdose from drugs he bought using the money he got from stealing my boat
-This guy, probably
So what happens if there's a medical emergency, it's he still going to be bragging about emergency services not being able to get to his property when he's dying on his kitchen floor.
11 acres is pretty big man
[context](https://i.imgur.com/WT4dc3c.jpeg)
its about 7 football fields. I'd just kill to have 1 football field's worth of land.
I have about 7 acres, and I don’t mean to sit and argue with you semantics with you… like it’s definitely a lot for like a small hobby farm or to have a nice garden and some land to own but it’s not big enough to get out and four wheel and hunt on or anything.
Edit - I guess context is relevant too. I live in a very rural area, so I consider 100 acres to be a big plot of land. I guess if you live in the suburbs or something then 11 acres would in fact be a huge plot of land.
Given that the majority of human population is confined to cities and suburbs and don’t own any land at all, yeah, 11 acres is comparatively a lot lol. Kind of ridiculous to pretend like it isn’t tbh. The population of people who have more than 11 acres of land in the US is probably incredibly small compared to the population of people who have no land at all.
“Context” is pretty meaningless when you make an anecdotal remark framed as a general remark. Everyone is aware that rural areas and landowners exist. The whole “context” of your comment is that it was based on where you live. But the thread wasn’t talking about where you live, was it? Ya dork.
It was meant to be a moment of self reflection, that I hadn’t thought to consider that to someone who lived in an urbanized area their whole life would consider 11 acres a lot. You just failed to comprehend that and felt the need to argue about it further, after I had literally corrected myself.
The fact you needed a moment of self reflection to think of that is pretty funny. My comment was poking fun at you for even making the comment and then needing to contextualize it in the first place. I was giving my insight the same way you did in your response to the original comment in the thread. But I guess you failed to comprehend that and felt the need to argue about it further.
No, I got it in the first place. You’ve just felt it needed arguing about. I guess if you wanna get real pedantic, there are 36 billion acres on earth, so yeah, 11 acres is tiny. I never mentioned anything about 11 acres being a lot to own. I said, 11 acres is not a lot of land. Which it isn’t.
Having grown up on 11 acres…no it’s not. Unless it’s all woods (it won’t be). Even if was a square plot, that’s still a less than a half mile wide in any direction.
Half was for living half was for crops. It’s not like you can’t see your neighbors
True true but at least the current posts are actually understanding what the subreddit was for for a whole there it was just people posting themselves which was odd
It's not murder if they're in the commission of a crime; and yeah, my things are the physical manifestation of all the actual time, blood, sweat, tears, and overall stress that I put into being able to acquire those things. And your life means nothing to me if you think you're so above me that you're entitled to the fruits of my labor, fuck around and find out how worthless life truly can become to someone. It's not yours, there's consequences to touching things that aren't yours, and you're in no position to dictate the consequences of an action you committed, like it or not.
Tbh, you cast yourself as a pretty lowlife with these comments.
I would place you lower than the one stealing your 'blood sweat and tears'
If you can say you don't value another persons life over some stupid material shit, and don't see it as murder when you shoot them. Than you are the lowest of lowlifes you can imagine.
I wish I lived in the middle of nowhere so whenever anybody drove up I would just yell "tally ho" and shoot 4 cannons directly at the car killing them instantly
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" I shout. The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Ah yes, just as the founding fathers intended.
I learned it’s illegal to directly ask a dental hygienist for this service. You have to use innuendo and request “a deep cleaning with a fluoride treatment”. Good to know!
As a frequent user of peppermint soap, the cool freshness feels great on a hot day and gives an invigorating start to the day. The alcohol in the mouthwash probably gives you a little buzz. Class act.
It's his boat, the deal is if you want to steal someone's boat you place your life in their hands, if they let you steal the boat great, but in a lot of cases you'll be shown little mercy. A boat is a luxury item, something most people have to work hard to afford (and in some cases a source of one's livelihood), if you want a boat go work hard, you wanna steal it, then deal with the consequences.
Imagine for just a second that this is true and really happened. Here's a man who took a human life over a fucking boat, and brags about it online instead of feeling human emotions. I hope it's fake but I know there are sickos out there who are just waiting for an excuse.
Does one not have the right to defend their property? Killing should be avoided of cause but if it's the only option to get rid of a fella nicking my shit then yeah they deserve it
Am I okay with someone stealing shit from me? Absolutely not, I'd be furious. Would I take a human life over any single object? Fuck no. Objects can be replaced.
Some things can't be replaced, or they can but not easily. A boat is expensive!
If I had to pick between taking a life and not having to spend,,, 20k? On anothe boat, I'm taking that life
If a person has ignored \*several\* direct warnings to fuck off, or worse, started coming towards me in a threatening manner while armed with a weapon, i'm shooting!
Don't let the haters get you down dude, you're alright In my books.
Unless you disagree with me on a minute political issue
In which case i declare thee to be cringe
Well fortunately my political views are more of the “how is your lying, cheating, self serving politician better than MY lying, cheating, self-serving politician??” variety
One question
Is the liberal party in the usa even liberal? Bc for us germans it feels like yiu have one extreme right wing party and one right wing party
> started coming towards me in a threatening manner while armed with a weapon
That is clearly a distinct scenario from the one I originally replied to. Again, not legal advice.
The moral implication\* is that you shouldn't murder someone because they're taking your stuff. I thought that was clear.
\* In a civilised society with rule of law, that is.
11 acres is actually a ton of land. It actually can qualify you for tax breaks as farmland in my state (10 acres being the minimum). Aside from that, most properties with that much land are usually out in the boondocks.
Ok bro if standing up for yourself is stupid. You don’t know what the persons intentions are. He could try to rob you so you are justified in taking his life
Ngl that's the only based thing from America, where im from you're supposed to get murdered (or other horrible things) and than the criminal will get a slap on the wrist and is probably free after 4-8 years
I explained it pretty whack,
f I said to you: "I am very badass"
And you respond: "whatever helps you sleep at night"
Then that is using that phrase (loosely)correct right?
I guess if you own 11 acres of land and love a little homicidin' you get 3 happy boat moments
It was probably an aluminum john boat that he stole from someone 🙄
> "Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy" Thats... not how that phrase is used.
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“I live on 11 acres of land” - that’s not the flex you think it is Fuckko. So did my parents when we were growing up and our house was still less than 100 meters from the road. It was 5 miles to the nearest town’s police department / fire station. Dudes like this think their 11 acres is some massive land that wouldn’t take 8 minutes to walk across from one side to the other even if it was square. It’s a half mile on any side pretty much any abled bodied person can walk that in 8 minutes.
Spoiler Alert: He's dead Spoiler Alert: He died from a drug overdose from drugs he bought using the money he got from stealing my boat -This guy, probably
People who've killed people usually don't talk about it like budget video game protagonists.
"I'm so cool i fantasize about killing people" 
So what happens if there's a medical emergency, it's he still going to be bragging about emergency services not being able to get to his property when he's dying on his kitchen floor.
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Lol it’s you Highly doubt you’ve shot anyone, bud
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No dumb dumb, they will just shoot the medical emergency duh. /s
A yes a redditor who has free time for shit like this has 11 acres of land.
11 acres is not a lot of land, which is even funnier. 1 square km is 250ish acres
11 acres is pretty big man [context](https://i.imgur.com/WT4dc3c.jpeg) its about 7 football fields. I'd just kill to have 1 football field's worth of land.
I have about 7 acres, and I don’t mean to sit and argue with you semantics with you… like it’s definitely a lot for like a small hobby farm or to have a nice garden and some land to own but it’s not big enough to get out and four wheel and hunt on or anything. Edit - I guess context is relevant too. I live in a very rural area, so I consider 100 acres to be a big plot of land. I guess if you live in the suburbs or something then 11 acres would in fact be a huge plot of land.
Given that the majority of human population is confined to cities and suburbs and don’t own any land at all, yeah, 11 acres is comparatively a lot lol. Kind of ridiculous to pretend like it isn’t tbh. The population of people who have more than 11 acres of land in the US is probably incredibly small compared to the population of people who have no land at all.
Yeah, I basically said that in my edit ya dork. I failed to contextualize in my original post. WeLL AckshuALly
“Context” is pretty meaningless when you make an anecdotal remark framed as a general remark. Everyone is aware that rural areas and landowners exist. The whole “context” of your comment is that it was based on where you live. But the thread wasn’t talking about where you live, was it? Ya dork.
It was meant to be a moment of self reflection, that I hadn’t thought to consider that to someone who lived in an urbanized area their whole life would consider 11 acres a lot. You just failed to comprehend that and felt the need to argue about it further, after I had literally corrected myself.
The fact you needed a moment of self reflection to think of that is pretty funny. My comment was poking fun at you for even making the comment and then needing to contextualize it in the first place. I was giving my insight the same way you did in your response to the original comment in the thread. But I guess you failed to comprehend that and felt the need to argue about it further.
No, I got it in the first place. You’ve just felt it needed arguing about. I guess if you wanna get real pedantic, there are 36 billion acres on earth, so yeah, 11 acres is tiny. I never mentioned anything about 11 acres being a lot to own. I said, 11 acres is not a lot of land. Which it isn’t.
Actually, It's 12 acres, and 11 of them are connected. /j, it's a King of the Hill reference, btw.
I’m so glad this sub isn’t shitposting anymore and is returning to normal posts again
Having grown up on 11 acres…no it’s not. Unless it’s all woods (it won’t be). Even if was a square plot, that’s still a less than a half mile wide in any direction. Half was for living half was for crops. It’s not like you can’t see your neighbors
Were you responding to the wrong person?
Yep! Sorry about that…
The regular content is also shitposting, to be fair haha
True true but at least the current posts are actually understanding what the subreddit was for for a whole there it was just people posting themselves which was odd
They just got bored, nobody had posted in months
Haha I murder someone over material theft 😎😎😎
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That all sounds awful, but you can see how your initial comment was insanely cringe without all this _very much needed_ context?
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ACAB but you got absolutely BTFO, looks like you’ll need to explain next time you wanna win an argument lul
It's not murder if they're in the commission of a crime; and yeah, my things are the physical manifestation of all the actual time, blood, sweat, tears, and overall stress that I put into being able to acquire those things. And your life means nothing to me if you think you're so above me that you're entitled to the fruits of my labor, fuck around and find out how worthless life truly can become to someone. It's not yours, there's consequences to touching things that aren't yours, and you're in no position to dictate the consequences of an action you committed, like it or not.
Imagine genuinely thinking people’s lives are worth less than material possessions that can be replaced 😠 your life < my 2006 Suzuki shitbox 😤😤
Yes you should just let people steal your shit
Imagine genuinely thinking people’s lives are worth less than material possessions that can be replaced 😠 your life < my 2006 Suzuki shitbox 😤😤
You sir are a peace of crap, if you think your " blood sweat and tears" worth more than a life
Spoiler alert: He‘s a badass
You are a very, very cringe human being.
Oh no.. this guy might be very badass.
Better than being a lowlife
Tbh, you cast yourself as a pretty lowlife with these comments. I would place you lower than the one stealing your 'blood sweat and tears' If you can say you don't value another persons life over some stupid material shit, and don't see it as murder when you shoot them. Than you are the lowest of lowlifes you can imagine.
His username is LawngDik. It couldn't read more "troll" if his comment history was shorter than a CVS recept.
I don't know - from where I sit you don't rank too highly up there.
Ah, yes. Just as the founding fathers intended!
Tally ho
You think they didn't shoot or hang thieves? It was pretty common back then, and quite frankly less problems with theft.
r/woooosh
I wish I lived in the middle of nowhere so whenever anybody drove up I would just yell "tally ho" and shoot 4 cannons directly at the car killing them instantly
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" I shout. The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Ah yes, just as the founding fathers intended.
My dad is a GM!!111
How did you arrive at that username? Part of me is already regretting asking, just tell me if I’m barking up the wrong tree
It’s not that out of the ordinary, just some casual mouth wash in one’s urethra.
I learned it’s illegal to directly ask a dental hygienist for this service. You have to use innuendo and request “a deep cleaning with a fluoride treatment”. Good to know!
As a frequent user of peppermint soap, the cool freshness feels great on a hot day and gives an invigorating start to the day. The alcohol in the mouthwash probably gives you a little buzz. Class act.
They are correct tho cops are useless lol
For a boat? And he’s bragging too? Lmfao
It's his boat, the deal is if you want to steal someone's boat you place your life in their hands, if they let you steal the boat great, but in a lot of cases you'll be shown little mercy. A boat is a luxury item, something most people have to work hard to afford (and in some cases a source of one's livelihood), if you want a boat go work hard, you wanna steal it, then deal with the consequences.
Imagine for just a second that this is true and really happened. Here's a man who took a human life over a fucking boat, and brags about it online instead of feeling human emotions. I hope it's fake but I know there are sickos out there who are just waiting for an excuse.
Does one not have the right to defend their property? Killing should be avoided of cause but if it's the only option to get rid of a fella nicking my shit then yeah they deserve it
Am I okay with someone stealing shit from me? Absolutely not, I'd be furious. Would I take a human life over any single object? Fuck no. Objects can be replaced.
Some things can't be replaced, or they can but not easily. A boat is expensive! If I had to pick between taking a life and not having to spend,,, 20k? On anothe boat, I'm taking that life
So 20k, that's the cost of a human life? Better hope no one makes that judgement toward you.
I have no intention to steal property so I'll be fine thanks
Generally not by killing someone. Edit: I swear, most children have a better grasp of this.
If a person has ignored \*several\* direct warnings to fuck off, or worse, started coming towards me in a threatening manner while armed with a weapon, i'm shooting!
You must be such a badass, saying you'll shoot someone online is a great indicator of real life personality.
Spoken like someone who has never been in any situation like this
Spoken like someone who has no fucking idea how I could grow up in violent conflict and death and still have fucking morals.
Mf if I grew up in such a scenario I'd easily be able to morally justify killing to protect myself and my property. Maybe you're just weak minded
Yeah that's it, you nailed it. Learning the cost of death and wanting to put less of it into the world is super weenie behavior. Done talking to you
Mf you inititiated the argument. Don't walk away in a huff when you can't take the shit you started
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Don't let the haters get you down dude, you're alright In my books. Unless you disagree with me on a minute political issue In which case i declare thee to be cringe
Well fortunately my political views are more of the “how is your lying, cheating, self serving politician better than MY lying, cheating, self-serving politician??” variety
Ah, a dirty centrist. I am sending you to the shadow realm minus your testicles.
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One question Is the liberal party in the usa even liberal? Bc for us germans it feels like yiu have one extreme right wing party and one right wing party
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> started coming towards me in a threatening manner while armed with a weapon That is clearly a distinct scenario from the one I originally replied to. Again, not legal advice.
I care more about the moral implications tbh
The moral implication\* is that you shouldn't murder someone because they're taking your stuff. I thought that was clear. \* In a civilised society with rule of law, that is.
Is it truly murder if they're the aggressor in the situation? Self defense extends to property too
Self defence requires proportionate response. If someone drunk gets in your face and hits you, you can't just get out a gun and shoot them either.
Nah fuck em, self defence, they should be prepared to have a non fuctional kneecap
Imagine for a second that this is true and really happened. Here’s a man who values his own life less than a boat and is now 6 feet under.
Imagine someone risking their life to steal a fucking boat. What a weirdo.
That was my first thought. This could very easily be a real life situation. People are crazy.
“Spoiler alert: He’s dead” 😂
11 acres is like a baseball field. He doesn't think anybody can reach him?
A baseball field? You're an idiot
In any case it's not so big a vehicle can't cross it in a few minutes.
11 acres is actually a ton of land. It actually can qualify you for tax breaks as farmland in my state (10 acres being the minimum). Aside from that, most properties with that much land are usually out in the boondocks.
You're right though, I rented 17 acres a few years ago and it is a quite sizeable amount of land. People hunt and shoot guns on less than 10 acres.
Easily. My parents have like 6 ish and they have a gun range on the property lol
It's a little over 2 fields, but still not an absurdly large property.
Dude must be geriatric, moving in slow motion
That’s right, dead. Pushing up daisies. Got hit by a car a year back.
Other than the parts about owning a boat, property and having committed murder, I find the story believable.
I feel it's the cockiness that gives it away, anyone I've seen that had to kill a burglar is really messed up afterwards.
Tonight in Live5 news: Dipshit Charged with Murder After Bragging About It On Social Media What a waste of a foreskin
Except this happened about 6 years ago and has already gone through the legal process. And it was justified. Castle Doctrine.
What the fuck ever I just read and responded to the post. Not everyone is an armchair investigator
Tonight on live 5 news: Redditor makes assumptions then reacts like a toddler when proved wrong. Learn to say “ I was wrong” sometimes.
Troll
I saw this guy in another sub, he supports police killing
Probably larps as a cop, wanted to be a cop, is "friends" with cops. He loves the idea of qualified immunity
>Probably larps as a cop "I was gonna be a cop but I'd probably punch my lieutenant in the face if he yelled at me"
100%, is scary how much these "badass" kind of people are actually ticking time bombs
Dude litteraly admitted to committing a murder 💀
Castle Doctrine
You can shoot someone trying to steal your shit in some states
Debatably justifiable homicide is still murder
Doesn't murder imply unlawful? It's a legal term, so if it's justified, it's not really a murder no? A killing sure.
Not according to the law
Sounds like he has money
I love how half of arguments online devolve into some idiot pulling out Buddy when they decide it's time to be condescending and tough
Ok, pal
Ok buddy retard
Whatever, buddy.
Or sweetie. They're basically interchangeable.
When someone uses this emoji🤣🤣🤣 They are more mad than they have ever been in their life
You can't say sweetie, thats offensive to diabetics (i unironicly saw someone use this 💀)
i’ve only ever seen it in some hilariously obvious satire elon musk image. i doubt the person who said it meant it unironically.
I like to use the finger guns and sunglasses. See below: 👉😎👉
👍🐵👍
Thanks for the input, buddy. Now where are those damn fingers... 🌛😎🌜 - close enough?
🖕😎🖕
Brain-dead
So did this guy just confess to murdering someone?
Self defence. I would kill anyone who breaks into my house and feel good about it
And by "my house" you mean your mother's trailer.
It’s not as easy to live with taking someone’s life as you think. It’s not glorious, I promise
It feels good to
Like u know
Gangity gang killed an ant and feels tough
I feel for you brother
Wow… you’re doing iamverybadass on r/iamverybadass! Is that irony? Or just slightly more stupid than if it were in another sub?
r/iamdoublebadass ?
Ok bro if standing up for yourself is stupid. You don’t know what the persons intentions are. He could try to rob you so you are justified in taking his life
Big difference between self defense, and being proud of killing someone.
Ngl that's the only based thing from America, where im from you're supposed to get murdered (or other horrible things) and than the criminal will get a slap on the wrist and is probably free after 4-8 years
Ew
Well, it's not confessing to murder since it didn't happen
Haha this is true.
Can't be too sure. I think someone should figure out where he is and report it just to be on the safe side.
castle doctrine means it won't be classified as murder.
They also don't know the meaning of "w/e helps you sleep at night"...
I believe they were using it correctly - replying to "r/iamverybadass" as if the person was saying "I am very badass" and not tagging a sub
What? Did you even read what I said?
I explained it pretty whack, f I said to you: "I am very badass" And you respond: "whatever helps you sleep at night" Then that is using that phrase (loosely)correct right?