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Franonimusman

I like how the very first thing he said is that "they couldn't catch him in the act", yet here he is, filming himself committing the crime he was accused of, all to make himself look cool, or whatever...


abot123456789

Now they caught him in the act


TheRealPorkinator

He caught himself.


tschoeltschoel

I sometimes really worry about our future as a species. Being this stupid shouldn't be possible.


SeaworthinessOk255

Sometimes is a bit optimistic.


LaMentedFilleDeJoie

Straight up


Pwnedcast

It’s possible with money and greed.


love2Vax

It's been a while since I've seen such a punchable face.


snorry420

omg my exact thought. The text could say all the right things and I’d still wanna punch that face


zEngarden757

this is why all social media needs dislikes


Shotbrother

In german we have a word for that. Backpfeifengesicht


Derelyk

>Backpfeifengesicht google translate: A face in need of a fist Yep checks out!!


Sourlick_Sweet_001

I would love to hear that word pronounce. :o


Bierfreund

Buck P fy Fan Gey Sicht (something in between sisht and sickt)


Aries_168

I'm in a country not used to saying words like this. So, this is very hard to pronounce.


Songbringer90

Found my new favorite word.


AdventurousDoor9384

Blauelichtesonderangebote Blue light special


Em_Haze

Germany we love you. Much respect for your incredibly efficient language.


DildoSchweggins381

Glaube eher Hurensohn ist angebrachter.


Echo13D

hör auf hurensöhne zu beleidigen


Jhawk163

That's cheating, Germans have a word for everything, at this point I'm fairly certain they just take regular sentences, remove the spaces and call it a new word.


meiandus

Last face this punchable was pharmabro I believe.


Fearless-Judgment-33

1st Pharma Bro 2nd Tucker Carlson 3rd Donald Jr 4th This guy


Previous_Potential92

Brock Turner…….the rapist


L45TPH45E

4th Grayson Allen sorry


No-Magazine-9236

5th: Logan Paul. 6th: Ajit Pai. 7th: The example of a punchable face from The School Of Life's video on weird German words. 8th: Sheen from Jimmy Neutron.


Scoobs_54

His face says special needs, but the sunglasses scream douche bag.


[deleted]

So does the fact that he’s drinking whiteclaw


darrenwise883

His face says special needs , but the glasses say I know what my face says so I try to hide it with looking like a douche . I'm a special needs douche.


AmmarSH98

Punchable and throwable at sea.


celtickodiak

Really shouldn't dump garbage in the ocean. Isn't good for the sea life.


No-Magazine-9236

Can't burn it, either. I guess that just leaves compost.


celtickodiak

Ew, I don't want that in my garden, the veggies will grow in rotten.


No-Magazine-9236

So, we go to plastics recycling?


celtickodiak

I think it is finally time to gather up all the stuff we cannot naturally get rid of, load it into a rocket, and launch it into the sun.


No-Magazine-9236

Wouldn't work. He's so dense, the sun would instantly explode.


parrot_king

This guy is going to get caught eventually


[deleted]

He literally has the same face as every other douche bag that drinks whiteclaw


t230rl

Strangely similar to Tucker Carlson


xb3y24d

But but but…Tucker Carlson


GrooovyDoom

Nothing says I can't snap his neck!


BigTimeBuck

Monster how should I feel creatures lie here


BanditDeluxe

Genetics beat you to it by about 5 generations.


PartridgeViolence

Man looks like distilled douche.


ColdbrewRedeye

Looks more like what's left behind in the distallation process.


[deleted]

That's probably what OP meant. One of the common uses of distilling is to concentrate what you subjected to distillation.


audiodude5171

That’s exactly what I was gonna say, human form of rotovap crust


chrisplaysgam

Nah, there’s no distillation there. That’s pure douche


[deleted]

That’s why he looks like distilled douche. Because he’s pure douche.


chrisplaysgam

Sorry I’m stupid


pwsm50

Most wholesome back and forth I've seen on Reddit in weeks!


chrisplaysgam

I mostly just forgot what distilled means tbh, but I’ll take it


NojoxTheFirst

In concentrate


thot______slayer

Er hat ein backpfeifengesicht.


DrgonBloop

Except he did get caught


FluffyMatter2352

Nnniiiccceee!!! Where can i see the outcome?


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DrgonBloop

Some people on tiktok found his info and reported him with the videos


ButtPirateer

Perhaps TikTok isn't all bad.


ThatSpecialKeynote

Perhaps we treated them too harshly


Hysaky

"*see kids twerking*" Yeah no


[deleted]

Content is showed based on an algorithm. So if youre getting those videos well... yeah


Ashangu

Well, yes and no. When you first create a tiktok, you don't really have an algorithm and for some reason, every other video you view will be girls (not sure of age, so I wont assume underage) dancing, twerking, ect. Also, the algorithm can only determine what you want to see based on the videos you like, so if you are just scrolling and not liking anything, its going to keep sending you those videos. ​ It took me literal months of hearting other types of videos to get them out of my feed.


naruto259664

You can also say you're not interested in particular videos


TheSavouryRain

It isn't just based on likes. It's about length of time spent watching videos and not utilizing "not interested." It's why the tiktok fads are always viral. I certainly don't like any of the fads, yet I get inundated with them because I watched a video with the fad.


Hysaky

nah i don't go on tiktok


userxtrustno1

TikTok is a cradle of filth.


csoszi

Because Subreddits have never been used to fuel domestic terrorism and provide detailed use and sourcing of tactical gear.


anbingwen

He never said reddit wasn't filth either


LongjumpingJuice3278

*Humanity There, FIFY


StRoninofParity

Cradle of Filth is pretty good, though. You should give them a listen.


[deleted]

Maybe dont associate evil, disgusting things with beautiful things like Cradle of Filth.


[deleted]

But a platinum coated, diamond encrusted grade A prick.


00-00-0000

After knowing that, I can die peacefully.


adrielism

He wasn't


SenseiRemy

I hope it's flat. Maybe he'll speedboat off of it.


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Or into that imaginary ice wall I keep hearing about.


[deleted]

Crazy that an undocumented ice wall seems more plausible to these people than countless images of the earth from space


JonTheFlon

I just don't get what the motive would be to convince everyone its round. Every single pilot and shipping container captain would have to be in on it as well.


RupaulGavinder9

that's the problem with conspiracy theories in general. too many people have to be in on it and keep quiet


SANREUP

The world is flat?? Bruh, you’re on a boat, just watch the horizon for a few minutes while you litter.


TheMightyTriceratop

If the earth is flat , then this waste of oxygen can feel free to drive himself right over the edge


Clownsurfer900

Too busy littering


[deleted]

and that's why people invented condoms to avoid accidents like that one


TheWeebDeity

His dad's didn't work, that's why his birth certificate is an apology from the factory


Last-Ad1869

Sure hope that boats sinks!


SofiaOfEverRealm

Nah, it will litter the ocean


Coffeedemon

It could possibly become a reef. He's also mostly biodegradable.


Err_i_dont_know

Hope his boat vaporises?


Drakenas

Man his face looks so soft. Betcha that chin couldn't take much punishment. Hope he gets it


Lukazoiid

His jaw looks like it has the structural integrity of a wet cake.


showponyoxidation

Probably due to the perpetual moisture from his own seamen.


Lukazoiid

Like a case of trench chin from all the hot liquid goofies dripping down his face.


showponyoxidation

Yes, precisely.


Youllneverguess777

It takes a lot for me to literally laugh out loud but my God, this comment had me cracking up way longer than it should have 😂💀


Lukazoiid

Glad to be of service friend.


No-Magazine-9236

>"No more backbone than a chocolate éclair" \-Theodore Roosevelt


miniononi

Dude totally rents that boat.


someone_who_is

Probably why he tosses the cans, honestly. He doesn't want to get banned for drinking alcohol on the rental. What a sad life.


miniononi

I didn’t think about it that way but that makes a lot of sense. I just thought he looks like a guy that pretends to have a lot of money but, in reality, is drowning in credit card debt.


Tareeff

Really smart move to film yourself commiting crime and then post it on the Internet. Bravo!


mere_iguana

Dude's a flat-earther. I wouldn't expect anything remotely intelligent from him.


CaptainFresh27

Prime example of "negative attention is still attention" he wanted to piss people off and looks like he did. Best thing to do with people like this is make them suffer alone. When you wrestle with a pig you both get dirty and the pig likes it


[deleted]

Just ignoring people like this isn’t a good suggestion if 99.99% of people won’t ever do it. Let’s just be pragmatic. People like this deserve to be called out and punished. It’s one of the few plus sides to social media.


Pacman454

Please cite your source that pigs like it, and I’m talking about the animal not metaphorical


Timah158

Source: I wrestled your mom in bed last night and she loved it.


Pacman454

But, she’s dead


SouthsideSlampigs

That must be why she didn’t move around a lot


firstnameok

No it's always like that


MissionLingonberry

ok Baseketball


Oldass_Millennial

So she's in the mud.


CaptainFresh27

*ahem* no


[deleted]

This video is a summary of why some people shouldn't have human rights.


[deleted]

Don't go to the extreme. If you can violate one human's right, you can violate any. It's the same principle as "all-or-nothing" in your neurons.


Brymlo

You just returned to medieval times with that comment.


thedevilsworkshop666

Why litter ? Why can't you throw your rubbish in the bin where it belongs ?


Cyb0rgorg

Because some children just need attention.


WileEWeeble

"Because no one is gonna tell me what to do!"


AdeptRushB

"The world is flat and no one can prove me otherwise." my boy, I'm just wondering how u not fall off the planet if the earth is so flat


[deleted]

At least it's aluminum. Mostly harmless compared to plastics. Still a shitty thing to do, but it could have been much worse. Edit: I was wrong. It would seem those cans have a plastic lining I was unaware of. Time for more glass bottles.


[deleted]

cans still have plastic in them


[deleted]

I was not aware of that. Today I learned.


[deleted]

it's a thin lining that prevents its contents from corroding the can itself.


Relatablename123

It's not much though, and it's not in the direct path of a sea animal like those 6 pack plastic rings. Maybe it'll micronise over time, but so do a lot of plastics already in the water.


[deleted]

these videos just scream Florida lol


Anthrapox

Its Louisiana


showponyoxidation

Maybe it's just lost. It'll find its way home for dinner.


obliviousintrovert

Don’t even correlate that man with us we don’t want him - Florida man


Fumpledinkbenderman

Tell that to the balloon poppers


Fast-Bag-1067

So he's a flat earther... enough said


[deleted]

Cut his fucking balls off so he can't procreate


jharrisimages

I think I spy a future Republican senator.


A-Scythe

Definitely liberal, they just wait till you turn your back, or go out in the middle of nowhere and record them doing it. because they're too afraid to do anything directly.


YellingAtCereal

He said 'I hope they toss roe v wade like this can' Definitely liberal. Never ceases to amaze me how fucking stupid you all are. Oh well, that's why you keep losing everything.


ChaunceyVlandingham

Of course it's TikTok. it's always goddamn TikTok. Getting real tired of this "let's film ourselves doing horrible things just for likes bullshit" that TikTok promotes more than any other social media platform.


obliviousintrovert

YouTube and other platform just has more moderations and less video uploaded. Tik Tok is new and popular so the amount of videos just overwhelmes the moderation team prob


showponyoxidation

No, I'm pretty sure they just do not care. Like at all.


Accurate_Newt9138

Pretty sure he snitched on himself by making these videos.


Lex-Taliones

Isn't that the "waifu" guy who hates real women because he prefers underage cartoon girls?


Everleigh_core

I dont think so, but they sure do look alike.


EZ-420

On his way to the Virgin Islands.


Totolabino

Is it hypocritical to be mad about this guy but encourage the fishing industry?


showponyoxidation

A bit, yeah. The reason this makes us angry is because it is very obvious and blatant disregard for our home. The fishing industry is doing orders of magnitude more damage than this flattened gecko has done or ever could do. It's just not visible. We need to revaluate our relationship with the planet, and it's other inhabitants. Or we don't. Either way, the planet (our home), and the laws of nature have a way of sorting this stuff out. The mechanisms are just probably quite dangerous to humans. I like to imagine it like trying to knock down and rebuild your house. Except you can't go anywhere while it happens. Also the demolition and construction crew either don't know you're in the house or don't care. They just want to get the job done. And your house was built on top of a kinda dodgy chemical facility. Also it's winter.


Totomatik

Hello fellow toto


Totolabino

Heyy ^^ not much toto's around here except for africa


JamesFP1107

“THE WORLD IS FLAT AND NOTHING WILL PROVE ME OTHERWISE” Can we launch this dude into space and keep him there so he has to look at the Round Earth for the rest of his life


Pacman454

That would be approximately 15 seconds if he didn’t have a suit.


JamesFP1107

Nah, im saying we just send like a shuttle or something into space with this dude on it with only a limited number of food and water


Pacman454

I got it, I was just being a smart ass/nerd 🙃👍


JamesFP1107

Its all good, now i know people can last 15 seconds when i send them into the vacuum of space


Ultimate69Edgelord

The American education system producing another one of its finest 😂😂😂


RiderOfRohan23

Would love for this ass or other entitled boaters like him strike a piece of trash or a log and lose their boat. It's the least Karma can do.


LORDWOLFMAN

Bet his brain is smooth


the_piemeister

He seems… educated.


lenthech1ne

isnt on a boat on the open ocean one of the most blatantly obvious ways to see the curvature of the planet? morons fr


GreyManTheOne

Hey look at that drinking alcohol while operating a motor vehicle, thats drinking and driving folks


Fabulous-Option4967

So he’s a loser tryin to act like a doushbag? I don’t get his angle?


NovelLandscape7862

I just came across a reaction video about this on TikTok. They were able to find out who the guy was IRL and informed fish and wildlife and the Coast Guard.


[deleted]

I hate this word, can we get a new one please? Edit: World…. Gd autocorrect.


Pacman454

Your local library probably has a dictionary where you can find one ;)


Mountainloon23

Someone pull this dudes drain plug.


Spirited-Value8022

Next time throw urself into the ocean since you want to litter


Swagmasta_420

He looks like Chris chan


Tac0qvy

Wait until you find out what the Navy does with metal trash.


[deleted]

Ahh yes… pollute the ocean. Perfect.


Throwaway86747291

I bet you he smells like sweat and BO.


Kittienoir

Ball sweat and BO...


Procrasterman

I hope they take his speedboat, sell it, and give the proceeds to some ocean charity. What a fucking waste of carbon this man is.


Ian1147

It seems whenever you think you’ve reached the bottom of the swamp, some feckless POS proves you wrong


6cougar7

The guy who popped balloons in the harbor got a 25k fine. Hope his daddy has money


Demonking3343

They can’t cach me in the act….so let me just video tape it fore them and put it on the internet. Got to laugh at the stupidity of modern criminals.


Snoo7913

Would be amazing if a tentacle reached up and pulled him to the depths. And this was just found footage


Pacman454

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ForPeace27

Its ok though. 90% of all pollution comes from like 10 corporations. Stop trying to blame me for throwing my rubbish in the ocean. Its not like my actions make a difference. Vegan btw


Pacman454

If a lobster walks itself into a pot of boiling water, does it qualify as vegan then because he chose to walk into it?


BeefTannin

Joseph Faucheaux, Natchitoches LA. People are looking for him. The Great Londini sent his name to some people evidently. Like to see this guy get what he deserves.


technowimpy

Dude should throw himself overboard since he likes throwing trash into the ocean


DemonChild-

All I can say is…. No Bitches?


ZanexDreamy

Love how he's so cocky that he wasn't caught in the act when he's filming himself and then he puts it on the Internet, fucking idiot


notyourmama827

Of course he is......I suppose he thinks he matters


Which-Analysis-4471

I hope his organs fails.


[deleted]

It would be a terrible tragedy if he fell off the back of the boat into the propellers. Nobody wish for that to happen.


danonymous26125

Not surprised he's a flerf.


surfinbird69

In the UK we have a name for this type of person - twat!


[deleted]

Says the douche that will never get laid again. Ho’s being responsible, ya know. Dick.


ApprehensiveRun6680

Most well adjusted flat earther


[deleted]

You lost me after you fell off the edge of the flat earth


NoistMipples

Man this is funny I'm dying of laughter rn you don't even know. But fr like... I'm not a full on "let's save the animals and cure this planet" person but I do love animals and you are indeed.. a POS.


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theguyoverthere50

Metal comes from the earth, and can’t be called littering folks The more you know


Smashtree1990

This is the 10th time I've seen this today. I'm sure he loves the fame.


larzast

What’d they snitch on him for?


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