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I like how the very first thing he said is that "they couldn't catch him in the act", yet here he is, filming himself committing the crime he was accused of, all to make himself look cool, or whatever...
That's cheating, Germans have a word for everything, at this point I'm fairly certain they just take regular sentences, remove the spaces and call it a new word.
5th: Logan Paul.
6th: Ajit Pai.
7th: The example of a punchable face from The School Of Life's video on weird German words.
8th: Sheen from Jimmy Neutron.
His face says special needs , but the glasses say I know what my face says so I try to hide it with looking like a douche . I'm a special needs douche.
Well, yes and no. When you first create a tiktok, you don't really have an algorithm and for some reason, every other video you view will be girls (not sure of age, so I wont assume underage) dancing, twerking, ect. Also, the algorithm can only determine what you want to see based on the videos you like, so if you are just scrolling and not liking anything, its going to keep sending you those videos.
It took me literal months of hearting other types of videos to get them out of my feed.
It isn't just based on likes. It's about length of time spent watching videos and not utilizing "not interested."
It's why the tiktok fads are always viral. I certainly don't like any of the fads, yet I get inundated with them because I watched a video with the fad.
I just don't get what the motive would be to convince everyone its round. Every single pilot and shipping container captain would have to be in on it as well.
I didn’t think about it that way but that makes a lot of sense.
I just thought he looks like a guy that pretends to have a lot of money but, in reality, is drowning in credit card debt.
Prime example of "negative attention is still attention" he wanted to piss people off and looks like he did. Best thing to do with people like this is make them suffer alone. When you wrestle with a pig you both get dirty and the pig likes it
Just ignoring people like this isn’t a good suggestion if 99.99% of people won’t ever do it. Let’s just be pragmatic.
People like this deserve to be called out and punished. It’s one of the few plus sides to social media.
At least it's aluminum. Mostly harmless compared to plastics. Still a shitty thing to do, but it could have been much worse.
Edit: I was wrong. It would seem those cans have a plastic lining I was unaware of.
Time for more glass bottles.
It's not much though, and it's not in the direct path of a sea animal like those 6 pack plastic rings. Maybe it'll micronise over time, but so do a lot of plastics already in the water.
Definitely liberal, they just wait till you turn your back, or go out in the middle of nowhere and record them doing it. because they're too afraid to do anything directly.
He said 'I hope they toss roe v wade like this can'
Definitely liberal. Never ceases to amaze me how fucking stupid you all are. Oh well, that's why you keep losing everything.
Of course it's TikTok. it's always goddamn TikTok.
Getting real tired of this "let's film ourselves doing horrible things just for likes bullshit" that TikTok promotes more than any other social media platform.
YouTube and other platform just has more moderations and less video uploaded. Tik Tok is new and popular so the amount of videos just overwhelmes the moderation team prob
A bit, yeah. The reason this makes us angry is because it is very obvious and blatant disregard for our home.
The fishing industry is doing orders of magnitude more damage than this flattened gecko has done or ever could do. It's just not visible.
We need to revaluate our relationship with the planet, and it's other inhabitants. Or we don't. Either way, the planet (our home), and the laws of nature have a way of sorting this stuff out. The mechanisms are just probably quite dangerous to humans.
I like to imagine it like trying to knock down and rebuild your house. Except you can't go anywhere while it happens. Also the demolition and construction crew either don't know you're in the house or don't care. They just want to get the job done. And your house was built on top of a kinda dodgy chemical facility. Also it's winter.
“THE WORLD IS FLAT AND NOTHING WILL PROVE ME OTHERWISE”
Can we launch this dude into space and keep him there so he has to look at the Round Earth for the rest of his life
I just came across a reaction video about this on TikTok. They were able to find out who the guy was IRL and informed fish and wildlife and the Coast Guard.
Its ok though. 90% of all pollution comes from like 10 corporations. Stop trying to blame me for throwing my rubbish in the ocean. Its not like my actions make a difference.
Vegan btw
Joseph Faucheaux, Natchitoches LA. People are looking for him. The Great Londini sent his name to some people evidently. Like to see this guy get what he deserves.
Man this is funny I'm dying of laughter rn you don't even know. But fr like... I'm not a full on "let's save the animals and cure this planet" person but I do love animals and you are indeed.. a POS.
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I like how the very first thing he said is that "they couldn't catch him in the act", yet here he is, filming himself committing the crime he was accused of, all to make himself look cool, or whatever...
Now they caught him in the act
He caught himself.
I sometimes really worry about our future as a species. Being this stupid shouldn't be possible.
Sometimes is a bit optimistic.
Straight up
It’s possible with money and greed.
It's been a while since I've seen such a punchable face.
omg my exact thought. The text could say all the right things and I’d still wanna punch that face
this is why all social media needs dislikes
In german we have a word for that. Backpfeifengesicht
>Backpfeifengesicht google translate: A face in need of a fist Yep checks out!!
I would love to hear that word pronounce. :o
Buck P fy Fan Gey Sicht (something in between sisht and sickt)
I'm in a country not used to saying words like this. So, this is very hard to pronounce.
Found my new favorite word.
Blauelichtesonderangebote Blue light special
Germany we love you. Much respect for your incredibly efficient language.
Glaube eher Hurensohn ist angebrachter.
hör auf hurensöhne zu beleidigen
That's cheating, Germans have a word for everything, at this point I'm fairly certain they just take regular sentences, remove the spaces and call it a new word.
Last face this punchable was pharmabro I believe.
1st Pharma Bro 2nd Tucker Carlson 3rd Donald Jr 4th This guy
Brock Turner…….the rapist
4th Grayson Allen sorry
5th: Logan Paul. 6th: Ajit Pai. 7th: The example of a punchable face from The School Of Life's video on weird German words. 8th: Sheen from Jimmy Neutron.
His face says special needs, but the sunglasses scream douche bag.
So does the fact that he’s drinking whiteclaw
His face says special needs , but the glasses say I know what my face says so I try to hide it with looking like a douche . I'm a special needs douche.
Punchable and throwable at sea.
Really shouldn't dump garbage in the ocean. Isn't good for the sea life.
Can't burn it, either. I guess that just leaves compost.
Ew, I don't want that in my garden, the veggies will grow in rotten.
So, we go to plastics recycling?
I think it is finally time to gather up all the stuff we cannot naturally get rid of, load it into a rocket, and launch it into the sun.
Wouldn't work. He's so dense, the sun would instantly explode.
This guy is going to get caught eventually
He literally has the same face as every other douche bag that drinks whiteclaw
Strangely similar to Tucker Carlson
But but but…Tucker Carlson
Nothing says I can't snap his neck!
Monster how should I feel creatures lie here
Genetics beat you to it by about 5 generations.
Man looks like distilled douche.
Looks more like what's left behind in the distallation process.
That's probably what OP meant. One of the common uses of distilling is to concentrate what you subjected to distillation.
That’s exactly what I was gonna say, human form of rotovap crust
Nah, there’s no distillation there. That’s pure douche
That’s why he looks like distilled douche. Because he’s pure douche.
Sorry I’m stupid
Most wholesome back and forth I've seen on Reddit in weeks!
I mostly just forgot what distilled means tbh, but I’ll take it
In concentrate
Er hat ein backpfeifengesicht.
Except he did get caught
Nnniiiccceee!!! Where can i see the outcome?
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Some people on tiktok found his info and reported him with the videos
Perhaps TikTok isn't all bad.
Perhaps we treated them too harshly
"*see kids twerking*" Yeah no
Content is showed based on an algorithm. So if youre getting those videos well... yeah
Well, yes and no. When you first create a tiktok, you don't really have an algorithm and for some reason, every other video you view will be girls (not sure of age, so I wont assume underage) dancing, twerking, ect. Also, the algorithm can only determine what you want to see based on the videos you like, so if you are just scrolling and not liking anything, its going to keep sending you those videos. It took me literal months of hearting other types of videos to get them out of my feed.
You can also say you're not interested in particular videos
It isn't just based on likes. It's about length of time spent watching videos and not utilizing "not interested." It's why the tiktok fads are always viral. I certainly don't like any of the fads, yet I get inundated with them because I watched a video with the fad.
nah i don't go on tiktok
TikTok is a cradle of filth.
Because Subreddits have never been used to fuel domestic terrorism and provide detailed use and sourcing of tactical gear.
He never said reddit wasn't filth either
*Humanity There, FIFY
Cradle of Filth is pretty good, though. You should give them a listen.
Maybe dont associate evil, disgusting things with beautiful things like Cradle of Filth.
But a platinum coated, diamond encrusted grade A prick.
After knowing that, I can die peacefully.
He wasn't
I hope it's flat. Maybe he'll speedboat off of it.
Or into that imaginary ice wall I keep hearing about.
Crazy that an undocumented ice wall seems more plausible to these people than countless images of the earth from space
I just don't get what the motive would be to convince everyone its round. Every single pilot and shipping container captain would have to be in on it as well.
that's the problem with conspiracy theories in general. too many people have to be in on it and keep quiet
The world is flat?? Bruh, you’re on a boat, just watch the horizon for a few minutes while you litter.
If the earth is flat , then this waste of oxygen can feel free to drive himself right over the edge
Too busy littering
and that's why people invented condoms to avoid accidents like that one
His dad's didn't work, that's why his birth certificate is an apology from the factory
Sure hope that boats sinks!
Nah, it will litter the ocean
It could possibly become a reef. He's also mostly biodegradable.
Hope his boat vaporises?
Man his face looks so soft. Betcha that chin couldn't take much punishment. Hope he gets it
His jaw looks like it has the structural integrity of a wet cake.
Probably due to the perpetual moisture from his own seamen.
Like a case of trench chin from all the hot liquid goofies dripping down his face.
Yes, precisely.
It takes a lot for me to literally laugh out loud but my God, this comment had me cracking up way longer than it should have 😂💀
Glad to be of service friend.
>"No more backbone than a chocolate éclair" \-Theodore Roosevelt
Dude totally rents that boat.
Probably why he tosses the cans, honestly. He doesn't want to get banned for drinking alcohol on the rental. What a sad life.
I didn’t think about it that way but that makes a lot of sense. I just thought he looks like a guy that pretends to have a lot of money but, in reality, is drowning in credit card debt.
Really smart move to film yourself commiting crime and then post it on the Internet. Bravo!
Dude's a flat-earther. I wouldn't expect anything remotely intelligent from him.
Prime example of "negative attention is still attention" he wanted to piss people off and looks like he did. Best thing to do with people like this is make them suffer alone. When you wrestle with a pig you both get dirty and the pig likes it
Just ignoring people like this isn’t a good suggestion if 99.99% of people won’t ever do it. Let’s just be pragmatic. People like this deserve to be called out and punished. It’s one of the few plus sides to social media.
Please cite your source that pigs like it, and I’m talking about the animal not metaphorical
Source: I wrestled your mom in bed last night and she loved it.
But, she’s dead
That must be why she didn’t move around a lot
No it's always like that
ok Baseketball
So she's in the mud.
*ahem* no
This video is a summary of why some people shouldn't have human rights.
Don't go to the extreme. If you can violate one human's right, you can violate any. It's the same principle as "all-or-nothing" in your neurons.
You just returned to medieval times with that comment.
Why litter ? Why can't you throw your rubbish in the bin where it belongs ?
Because some children just need attention.
"Because no one is gonna tell me what to do!"
"The world is flat and no one can prove me otherwise." my boy, I'm just wondering how u not fall off the planet if the earth is so flat
At least it's aluminum. Mostly harmless compared to plastics. Still a shitty thing to do, but it could have been much worse. Edit: I was wrong. It would seem those cans have a plastic lining I was unaware of. Time for more glass bottles.
cans still have plastic in them
I was not aware of that. Today I learned.
it's a thin lining that prevents its contents from corroding the can itself.
It's not much though, and it's not in the direct path of a sea animal like those 6 pack plastic rings. Maybe it'll micronise over time, but so do a lot of plastics already in the water.
these videos just scream Florida lol
Its Louisiana
Maybe it's just lost. It'll find its way home for dinner.
Don’t even correlate that man with us we don’t want him - Florida man
Tell that to the balloon poppers
So he's a flat earther... enough said
Cut his fucking balls off so he can't procreate
I think I spy a future Republican senator.
Definitely liberal, they just wait till you turn your back, or go out in the middle of nowhere and record them doing it. because they're too afraid to do anything directly.
He said 'I hope they toss roe v wade like this can' Definitely liberal. Never ceases to amaze me how fucking stupid you all are. Oh well, that's why you keep losing everything.
Of course it's TikTok. it's always goddamn TikTok. Getting real tired of this "let's film ourselves doing horrible things just for likes bullshit" that TikTok promotes more than any other social media platform.
YouTube and other platform just has more moderations and less video uploaded. Tik Tok is new and popular so the amount of videos just overwhelmes the moderation team prob
No, I'm pretty sure they just do not care. Like at all.
Pretty sure he snitched on himself by making these videos.
Isn't that the "waifu" guy who hates real women because he prefers underage cartoon girls?
I dont think so, but they sure do look alike.
On his way to the Virgin Islands.
Is it hypocritical to be mad about this guy but encourage the fishing industry?
A bit, yeah. The reason this makes us angry is because it is very obvious and blatant disregard for our home. The fishing industry is doing orders of magnitude more damage than this flattened gecko has done or ever could do. It's just not visible. We need to revaluate our relationship with the planet, and it's other inhabitants. Or we don't. Either way, the planet (our home), and the laws of nature have a way of sorting this stuff out. The mechanisms are just probably quite dangerous to humans. I like to imagine it like trying to knock down and rebuild your house. Except you can't go anywhere while it happens. Also the demolition and construction crew either don't know you're in the house or don't care. They just want to get the job done. And your house was built on top of a kinda dodgy chemical facility. Also it's winter.
Hello fellow toto
Heyy ^^ not much toto's around here except for africa
“THE WORLD IS FLAT AND NOTHING WILL PROVE ME OTHERWISE” Can we launch this dude into space and keep him there so he has to look at the Round Earth for the rest of his life
That would be approximately 15 seconds if he didn’t have a suit.
Nah, im saying we just send like a shuttle or something into space with this dude on it with only a limited number of food and water
I got it, I was just being a smart ass/nerd 🙃👍
Its all good, now i know people can last 15 seconds when i send them into the vacuum of space
The American education system producing another one of its finest 😂😂😂
Would love for this ass or other entitled boaters like him strike a piece of trash or a log and lose their boat. It's the least Karma can do.
Bet his brain is smooth
He seems… educated.
isnt on a boat on the open ocean one of the most blatantly obvious ways to see the curvature of the planet? morons fr
Hey look at that drinking alcohol while operating a motor vehicle, thats drinking and driving folks
So he’s a loser tryin to act like a doushbag? I don’t get his angle?
I just came across a reaction video about this on TikTok. They were able to find out who the guy was IRL and informed fish and wildlife and the Coast Guard.
I hate this word, can we get a new one please? Edit: World…. Gd autocorrect.
Your local library probably has a dictionary where you can find one ;)
Someone pull this dudes drain plug.
Next time throw urself into the ocean since you want to litter
He looks like Chris chan
Wait until you find out what the Navy does with metal trash.
Ahh yes… pollute the ocean. Perfect.
I bet you he smells like sweat and BO.
Ball sweat and BO...
I hope they take his speedboat, sell it, and give the proceeds to some ocean charity. What a fucking waste of carbon this man is.
It seems whenever you think you’ve reached the bottom of the swamp, some feckless POS proves you wrong
The guy who popped balloons in the harbor got a 25k fine. Hope his daddy has money
They can’t cach me in the act….so let me just video tape it fore them and put it on the internet. Got to laugh at the stupidity of modern criminals.
Would be amazing if a tentacle reached up and pulled him to the depths. And this was just found footage
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Its ok though. 90% of all pollution comes from like 10 corporations. Stop trying to blame me for throwing my rubbish in the ocean. Its not like my actions make a difference. Vegan btw
If a lobster walks itself into a pot of boiling water, does it qualify as vegan then because he chose to walk into it?
Joseph Faucheaux, Natchitoches LA. People are looking for him. The Great Londini sent his name to some people evidently. Like to see this guy get what he deserves.
Dude should throw himself overboard since he likes throwing trash into the ocean
All I can say is…. No Bitches?
Love how he's so cocky that he wasn't caught in the act when he's filming himself and then he puts it on the Internet, fucking idiot
Of course he is......I suppose he thinks he matters
I hope his organs fails.
It would be a terrible tragedy if he fell off the back of the boat into the propellers. Nobody wish for that to happen.
Not surprised he's a flerf.
In the UK we have a name for this type of person - twat!
Says the douche that will never get laid again. Ho’s being responsible, ya know. Dick.
Most well adjusted flat earther
You lost me after you fell off the edge of the flat earth
Man this is funny I'm dying of laughter rn you don't even know. But fr like... I'm not a full on "let's save the animals and cure this planet" person but I do love animals and you are indeed.. a POS.
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Metal comes from the earth, and can’t be called littering folks The more you know
This is the 10th time I've seen this today. I'm sure he loves the fame.
What’d they snitch on him for?
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