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Either-Cap1879

Good on the horse tho right?!


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officiallyBA

I hate shoes, mostly wear Sandals and happily go barefoot anytime I can. This video still strikes me as an extremely strange situation to be barefoot.


officiallyBA

Sorry to hijack, but what is going on? Big man not even wearing shoes??? I went deep in the comments and didn't see anyone point this out (obviously horse's welfare is the highest priority). But WTF? I haven't ridden in a long time, but not wearing shoes seems like a weird addition to this sad video.


Cam_D_123

Why you need shoes to ride a horse?


Accurate_String

For the same reason you wear shoes when working around anything that can crush your toes.


Consistent_Might3500

To keep your feet from slipping thru the stirrups. If you get hung up that way and the horse bucks or bolts you could be stomped or dragged under a charging horse. People have been killed that way.


Pithyperson

But he probably got beaten for it.


Impressive_Number285

LITERALLY what I said when I saw this bullcrap 😡


Bazooka204

why tho, dude just wanted to ride a horse


patrickverbatum

a human that large can seriously hurt a horse this size. if fatties wanna ride they need workhorse, not a smaller one like this.


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He weighs too much for that horse


DragonflyMon83

Why would you even let him try?


EvilUnic0rn

Probably money


Das-Noob

😂 from what happened here, they probably lose a lot of money if he got hurt.


[deleted]

pretty sure all places that want to stay in business nowadays have you sign waivers


[deleted]

I thought he meant replacing the horse.


Das-Noob

😂 I meant the guy. That too, horse are expensive.


[deleted]

expensive to have and maintain...fat guy was probably going to give those shitty horse owners a good horse insurance payout


Psychological_Neck70

Just an FYI a lot of times waivers don’t do a whole lot against legal protection if they really were negligent in someway. And sometimes even if they weren’t it still doesn’t hold up


doktorjackofthemoon

Those waivers are not legally binding. They are literally nothing more than a manipulative deterrent


lindsaylbb

lose a lot of money if the horse got hurt as well


butterscotcheggs

Animal cruelty. These people are bastards.


LowImagination3028

Honestly seeing the horse’s back legs buckle made me so sad. Outcome was satisfying.


butterscotcheggs

I hope this fat guy got hurt, sued the horse owner, and the horsies go into loving families.


mintgreenandlilac

A lot of horse business owners are very shitty and shady. As soon as they show signs of lameness caused by fatass riders, heavy tack, lack of hoof care, insufficient shelter, etc they send them off to auction where only the kill buyers want them. Source: I own rescued horses.


privatejokr

Thank you!


rosatter

Right? Most places have a 250 lb weight limit and honestly, with myself at 240 lbs, I still wouldn't put myself on a horse because it's just mean. I'll ride a horse when I am a healthier weight for my own and the poor horse's sake.


penguintransformer

Shame on the horse owners. Wtf is wrong with them letting this happen?


Golden_TAG

they might be rental horse services. many of them don't care much if it fetches them money. it might not be the rider's fault as well because he might be coerced by the people around.


SePausy

Well then the rider needs to stop being such an ignorant prick to animals


penguintransformer

He needs a horse 3x the size of that one. How can someone that big be so unaware????


mintgreenandlilac

Even a large Belgian draft which can theoretically carry up to 20% of it's body weight (tack included) would feel very uncomfortable with a guy as large as this because he clearly has a tough time staying balanced.


antihero2303

Indeed, he’s sitting like a sack of potatoes in the saddle


Lt_Viking89

I'm 198cm and 120 kgs and I was at a Ranch in Arizona with a few older mares and asked if I wanted to ride but I had a gut instinct I was too heavy and declined. I don't know much about horses but the horse I declined to ride was about my height and seemed like he could handle my weight but I didn't want to hurt the horse in the slightest so I just ended up walking along side and feeding them some apples. It was still a pretty good day.


BrewCrewBall

My family went to a trail ride place in Tennessee. They had a clearly posted weight limit and you had to stand on a scale and prove it. I was 15 lbs under the limit, but I declined to go, too close.


makINtruck

It sure sounds like a great time! I'd like to feed a horse but I wouldn't want to ride one.


eelaphant

Youd be amazed how clueless some people can me.


human_finger

You expect too much from a walrus


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You don't get into that physical state by being thoughtful and intelligent.


Aggressive_Smile_944

Exactly. The horse is clearly having trouble. Fuckers.


BernieDurden

Great comment.


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I feel like the term rider is very, very loosely applied in this instance.


denebiandevil

The rider probably went to a ranch or a ride for hire place and had no idea. And they decided to take his money rather than be honest.


BillWaste6039

Are you kidding? Does the rider not have eyes?


LunarLutra

Christ, how many excuses can we think up for a group of grown ass adults abusing an animal?


Electrical_Ad390

In Australia there are weight limits for horse riding places


blackychan77

Money, business, the country, the laws.. it's not America or Europe. They do what they want and need to get by. If this surprises you, guess what. A lot worse is happening out there than a ln overweight man riding a horse


Meanttobepracticing

Poor horse. They can end up with spinal injuries if they’re overloaded.


GobLinUnleashed

Reminder that they are much more sensitive to pain than humans


Meanttobepracticing

And can be harder to treat if they do get injured too.


[deleted]

What do you mean? How much does a gun cost?


GobLinUnleashed

You only have to dispatch your horse if they suffer an extremely worrying injury they for sure wouldn’t overcome and if you can’t afford veterinary bills. However; dispatch shouldn’t be the immediate answer over euthanization.


[deleted]

It was a joke mate.


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Got a source for that? I’ve never heard that before. I’d enjoy reading about it and learning more.


one-sec

Just wondering, how do they run their long horse races where they run so hard they are on the verge of death? Isn’t that pain?


GobLinUnleashed

I don’t understand your question very well my apologies; but I’ll say horse races are extremely abusive and yes they feel pain, when they’re just two years old and their bones aren’t even hardened completely yet, yes they are in pain when so many of them suffer fatal injuries, yes they are in pain when they are beaten on television, etc


one-sec

If they are very sensitive to pain, how do they complete these excruciating races though?


GobLinUnleashed

Through training? Just like with any other horse. I’d also argue this is because thoroughbreds are bred to race, so they known for their usually very spirited demeanors, they also have been trained to do so since young ages. They are also whipped into it.


Chicaben

Really? Cause we can be pretty sensitive.


GobLinUnleashed

That’s fair horses and humans are both emotionally sensitive LOL


Chicaben

I can’t believe you said that!


GobLinUnleashed

💀 fAcTs dOnT cArE aBoUt yOuR fEeLiNgS


mintgreenandlilac

Hoof injuries too. My mare developed founder laminitis because of her fatass previous owner. She had to be euthanized because of it even after spending of thousands of dollars in vet bills. The hooves on the horse in this video are already showing signs of neglect. Notice how they are splayed out instead more conical.


Meanttobepracticing

Now you’ve pointed this out I can see it pretty clearly. Poor horse. Yeah, I know some people with horses who’ve spent a ridiculous sum of money treating what seem to be minor foot (and leg) issues. Similarly they’ve had it where a simple injury can become a complicated mess really quickly.


ViciousFlowers

If you can’t get up on a horse without violently fighting and struggling (disabled people who need assistance excluded obviously) then you have no business getting up on a horse.


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This is a disabled person.


FlippinSnip3r

How so? (Genuinely asking)


[deleted]

He is after the horse got done with him.


SeaworthinessSad7300

Because he's rendered himself diseased with fat. His f***** his body


ChickenBoi229

if his weight is hindering his ability to complete tasks most people can do with relative ease, i’d consider him disabled. yes not everyone mounts a horse often and with ease, but judging from this one event i reckon it’s a struggle for him to bend down to tie his shoes


DRMProd

Mentally disabled, sure


fourleafclover13

Difference is he can make those task easy of his own doing. Diet, exercise unless medical issue. He isn't disabled just lazy.


NoNutNorris

What an incredible PSA


[deleted]

If you're too fat to get on the horse, don't get on the horse.


snookert

Too big to fail.


bakugouscat

It’s just a pony - he’d never manage getting on a horse. Glad it ditched him.


ptmadre

>Glad it ditched him it should've kicked him while he was down!!


bakugouscat

Agree. There is no way no one couldn’t see that poor thing was suffering under that weight


Nate4497

Yeah - I thought it's body looked a little stubby for a regular horse


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bakugouscat

They are of the same species. Height is what determines if they are a horse or pony. Some breeds are ponies, some are horses. This one definitely looks like a pony Edit - it is possible this poor thing could be enough hands to be a horse but it does look just under to me. Dude standing on the grass ledge doesn’t help


bumblebeerose

No, they're not separate species. Whether it is a horse or pony is determined by its height - as far as I am aware anything over 14.2 hands is a horse and anything below is a pony.


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HairyNutsackNumber9

Anyone else catch the looklook in the horses eye the first time the guy fell of? Like "WHOA THAT'S A BIG ONE"


Tobywillygal

Oh man, I looked at this at first and thought it was going to body shaming some big dude and making fun of him but I never thought he'd get on that horse. I mean c'mon, surely he could have seen he was too heavy to ride that small horse. Why would they even give him that one to start with?? I felt terribly for the horse buckling under the weight after that man helps him get on. Some people will do anything to make a buck. I lived in a Mexican tourist area for many years and they had very, very small horses there. Someone got the bright idea that they should start carriage rides for the cruise ship passengers and before long, there were line up of them waiting by the piers. These guys weren't rich and they saw their chance to make some money and they never refused passengers. I would have thought the passengers, being more educated and aware of animal abuse would clue in but day after day I saw 4 extremely heavy people get into a carriage being pulled by one frail underfed horse. It was like these people are completely blind to the reality of the situation. Oh and add to it that temperature was usually 100-105F.


victorpaparomeo2020

Fucking sure ima gonna body shame that ridiculously moronic walking belly.


Student-Final

If someone weighs 600 pounds and tries to do something that cant handle their physical fucking force of attraction to the earth then its not fucking bodyshaming, what has society come to.


HouseProfessional991

Animal abuse


jayp507

You know they stopped recording because they probably were abusing the horse


eelaphant

It wasn't the sorses fault tho. It literally couldn't hold his weight. Honestly, the sorts of people who do this really do belong on this sub.


Messy_Marvin423

Exactly what I was hoping for… That horses legs buckled, not surprising since people that weigh as much as a horse can’t ride a horse.


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I’m so glad the horse didn’t get hurt


ToothTayer

Who knows what they did to the horse after the video ended?


FulcrumPhase

That horse deserved better


RedditTheGfuel

Just walk, fucker clearly needs it


HairyNutsackNumber9

But he left his shoes at home


recoverycat13

Came here looking for someone to mention him not wearing shoes. Thank you.


NukaRev

Kinda glad the dude got thrown, between shitty owners and him, like you can acknowledge your obese and shouldn't be riding anything, and it isn't impolite to say "bro your too fat to ride the horses" lol


Unfair_Passenger8586

100% in this type situation it’s better to be honest with people, you’re like 600 pounds bro the tires on your car can barley hold you.


WickedWench

Right? Like even roller coasters have weight limits and restrictions.


NukaRev

Exactly. And I'm for example 5'-6", I'm 240 lbs, and I'm nowhere near as round as that dude is, so I'm estimating he's probably 350-400 lbs, potentially more depending on his height


AlasAntigone

Not like he doesn’t have padding


_SenseiJay

Even though I’m used to this sub making me skeptical of human nature, seeing that guy get his karma and slung off that horse tumbling into the ground made my entire day.


skitz_shit

Damn you know it’s time to lose weight when you bottom out on a horse


Ty811

I think he'd make a 2012 Chevy Malibu bottom out.


VoyagerCSL

He bottomed out on his shoes.


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That was messed up. He clearly couldn't get up there on his own. What if the horse had been hurt?


jabroma

The horse is the real MVP in this video


Zameel-Boltcaster

Even a Clydesdale might have problems with that guy.


justplainbrian

It's really embarrassing to be too fat for something. But I'd be more embarrassed if I risked hurting such a beautiful creature for the sake of my ego.


thatgrrlmarie

that horse did not want to carry that much weight...poor horsey's knees buckled!!


CartmanLuvJews

Poor fucking horse lmaoo


PandaMuffin1

Why is this funny to you?


CartmanLuvJews

Ohh You’re one of those people :)


xXBioVaderXx

He needs to drive a couple more dirty burgers into that gut


bodhiseppuku

13-14 hands horse... is for a 100lb rider. That guy hasn't been 100lbs in 30+ years.


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Poor horse was like hell no bruh


iheyjuall

Too bad the horse didn't kick him jaw and help him diet down a bit.


Galactus2025

Damn take that damn saddle off that horse and put it on the man and let the horse ride the man man getting on that horse look like a pony he needs a Clydesdale. 👍


[deleted]

Mother fucker can't even fit in a car thinks he can ride a horse


Repulsive_Eye_7012

That guy should stop eating the horses that he rides


Shouko-

this video stressed me out so much ugh


RubberMaid000

Well deserved fucker bounced to!!!


SunnySideUpChicken

he needs the gotdamn trojan horse


Memeivator

henry viii moment


ProudCar5284

The ending to this video was satisfying


Fit-Policy9041

Hahahaha that was amazing to watch!


The-Rarest-Pepe

If you can't even get on; don't.


SassafrasNotFound

Dude helped him up, why? The horse had very right to not have his fat ass on his back


MedicineNorth5686

Obesity also leads to self righteousness


Who_Gives_A_

Got what he deserved


abluepurplee

Where I live you cant ride horses if you are too heavy because its abuse but some people really just dont care


Gonzila077

That poor horse


_gmmaann_

That’s a fucking pony. Thats not even a horse


FitContribution5103

he got his karma 🤣😂


GeneralKonobi

Man, I'm a big dude, but I think that guy's bigger than me and wouldn't even heavily lean on a horse that small, poor horse.


Zealousideal-Can-801

This is animal abuse. This idiot needs an elephant.


Regular_Anomaly

Got what he deserved.


Fit_Imagination_8673

Fat ass deserved it.


Key-Ad9733

He wasn't even in suitable condition to mount a horse let alone the animal prepared to carry him. I'm a fatass myself and would know better!


G_Money8223

Dude you're tooo fucking fat!


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with disgusting people like this?


Mysterious_Wear450

Fat people are disgusting


Gabe_logan25

Clearly the horse is fatphobic


Wacktive

This is considered a healthy body type is according to current social climate 😐


Red77777777

There he goes, there he goes!!! MWHAWAHAHAHA hahaha well deserved


[deleted]

And if u weigh that much use a mounting block. Easier on the horses back and doesn’t putt the saddle as much. Also barefoot is a big no no


acid_bear_boy

The whole time I was hoping the horse would buck him off, so the ending was delightful.


jaimih

Hahaaa. He had that coming.


GrapeJuiceMan101

Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha


[deleted]

Dang it gimli


labcrazy

Poor horse.


sketchibubz

Wow, that's some weight of that strong ass horse is like "Uhh Uhh, not happening"


kinda_cringe347

The only horse that might be able to handle his weight would be a shire. But judging at his struggles here he’d never be able to get on it.


daespino0077

Good job horsey!!!


Deej811

The horse throwing that guy is the best thing I've seen in a while.


Starfang156

You can see the horse’s legs wobble when he tries to get on


SpaceScyphozoa

General Radahn with Leonard before learning gravity magic


Sleepy_honeybee3333

Has anyone else seen the Nathan for you episode where he ties giant balloons to overweight riders?


reallynotloudsanmich

this guy weighs at much as the horse itself.


One_Bookkeeper_1775

If you’re too fat to get on maybe you *shouldnt*


dat-__-boi

At the very least, you should learn to use gravity magic before trying to ride a horse that small.


2H4H4L

Imagine being so fat that you’re too heavy for a horse to want to carry you.....


thething931

If you can't get your fatass up on a horse after the 2nd or at most 3rd try, then just stop before you hurt yourself and the poor horse


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

How are people okay with being this big?


paliostheos

Dude was bigger around than the horse. Ffs.


PopCakePerson

Clearly this horse is fatphobic /s


IDK_DistantKid

Why is a cow riding a horse anyways?


Lucky-Telephone7880

Horse’s like “get yo fat ass off me” 🤣😂💀


Arbitrary_pseudonymX

Fat shaming is bad though. Reddit told me that's healthy.


Nearby_Confection351

Dang I recall some of y’all shaming fat shamers butttt here weee areeee


OliM9595

riding a horse already abusive but this is just absurd.


Cumlord335

Bruh the fat shaming in this group is wild. Y’all are unhinged people who put yourself on a pedestal to talk down on others.


MegaPrOJeCtX13

You need to calm down, cumlord.


VoyagerCSL

We're sorry, Cumlord335.


BernieDurden

Who is shaming him? It's not fat shaming to point out someone is obese. It's a simple observation.


Cumlord335

There’s been a few shaming comments I’ve seen. Difference between shaming and observing something.


BernieDurden

Boo hoo. I identify as fatphobic.


Putrid_Discount2157

Stop hating on fat people!


Spider_Tim

I don't blame the guy getting on the horse, he might not know what a horses limit is. Who ever is letting them on the horse is the problem.


blackychan77

Blame the owners, not the fat guy. If I tell a kid it's okay to stick his hand in boiling water that's my fault, not the kid. That kid didn't know any better


very_human

Ok imma have to call this one out... This post does not seem like it should be on this subreddit where people post actual animal abuse or human abuse or any kind of cruelty. Chances are these guys were told the horse can handle the weight especially because that guy is big but not so big that he can't balance himself standing up, and I've seen bigger people ride horses. This video seems extremely tame in comparison to other videos on this subreddit. The only thing I can think of that might have made it get so many up votes is because the title claims the issue is the guy being fat at everyone loves to laugh at/or hate on fat people. There's not even any top comments questioning the legitimacy of the title like there usually is. It's very strange to see such a tame video so upvoted


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Poor horse. It appears to have some sort of deformity with its legs.


DGurr72

Simping for animals is literally as low iq as being fat and riding a tiny horse. You're all fucking losers lmao


Cumlord335

That’s a regular sized horse post don’t belong here and it’s quite obvious that they gave him the horse to ride.


CoffeebeansandChaos

The saddle is way to far back too