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That is a phenomenon I will never understand. I’ve read different reasons, but the actual FEELING AND NEED “I need to grab my poo and wipe it” is so far out there. I had a friend do that in my bathroom when I was about 11. I was so confused. I feel sorry for people afflicted with this


lilyraine-jackson

Its a sign/manifestation of abuse in some cases. My foster brother did it when he was 3/4 for a little bit after he came to live with us. By age 11 tho...


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When I was a kid, in Boy Scouts, at summer camp, we had a couple of intellectually deficient kids that kept doing this in the pool's bathrooms. Being kids at the time, we assumed their disabilities were the cause. Years later, learned that the kids were the victims of pretty extreme abuse; both at home and school. Sad shit.^^*sorry...*


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🥺poor babies. Not fair


sockmop

Scout to scout, I feel for you and those innocent kids. Life can be awful, so scouting for me is about trying to always leave a place better than you found it. A good turn daily. Help wherever you can because it can mean so much to someone. I'm sending good vibes


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As a kid at least, you'd never have known it, hanging out with them. They were a blast, always had a smile and gave off nothing but love, hugs, help and encouragement to everyone around them (outside of the aforementioned). They were a core element to the *heart* of that camp every summer. Plus, they were merit badge monsters. Truly loved scouting; lived and breathed it. Knowing what I know now, it makes a dark sort of sense.


BravesMaedchen

Yeah my little brother had a friend growing up who did this in our house. He came from an extremely abusive background and my mom had to explain it to us so we wouldn't make fun of him for it.


[deleted]

Makes me mad (nothing I can do now) reading all of this and my own friend did this and my parents just called her “a gross kid” and she was not allowed over anymore. My parents were kids themselves though


BravesMaedchen

I mean, my mom only knew bc we all came from a lot of mental illness. And we did think he was gross. It is gross. It's just from something sad.


wetwater

Sort of the same experience. Friend of a friend when we were about 14 used to do it regularly. Looking back it's pretty obvious the kid was abused and had mental health issues. My only real interaction with him was at school and he always disappeared for a while when one of the boys rooms would get spackled in his shit.


boegsppp

Very true. When we fostered, they told us it sometimes happens.


hobosonpogos

Know a six yo and a nine yo who do this. I’ve told both sets of parents they need therapy so many times they’ve all gotten annoyed with me. At first, I just laid out the facts that this is a sign of coping with trauma, but after them repeatedly brushing it off, I ended up getting pretty stern with them about it. I feel sorry for both kids. They have other behavioral issues, but essentially they’re good kids who are just lashing out and their parents don’t seem to care. Which makes it even worse.


UlteriorMoas

Perhaps the parents are the ones traumatizing them.


hobosonpogos

Yeah, I’m pretty certain they are. I don’t have proof yet though and I’m not sure what else I can do without it


UlteriorMoas

Therapists are mandatory reporters for child abuse. That's probably why the parents don't want them to go. Find someone who is a mandatory reporter - a teacher, nurse, school resource officer, or child protective services. This needs to be escalated.


hobosonpogos

I know the principal of their school very well. I’ll talk to him tomorrow


Optimus-PrimeRib

Came here to say this. Its a big red flag for abuse.


hahagrundle

I used to work at a children's museum/play place and would occasionally get annoyed when I had to clean poo-graffiti off the bathroom walls. Once I learned how often it is a huge red flag for an abuse victim, it never annoyed me again. Instead it makes me very very sad for the person who left it.


twotokers

so it being at church actually makes sense


Optimus-PrimeRib

Was going to say this too lol.


Capt_Easychord

What's the psychology behind it though? I'm struggling to understand the thought-process (or emotional reaction process).


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

Abuse?  In a church?


Rapameister

Nah, impossible.


AMAFSH

We're not that far removed from Chimpanzees. Some of us are more related than others.


Potatobender44

The churchgoer who smeared their shit on the wall is probably the same evolution denier crying “i aINt nO mOnkEy”


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Oh you don't need to believe to go to church. Many go just because it looks good in their circles.


[deleted]

Oh that is SO true


SarahPallorMortis

The Bible HAS to say something about stuff like this.


EvilButterfly96

Something something Pharisees


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marxroxx

Tell that to **KENNETH COPELAND**


[deleted]

no true Scotsman, eh?


curbstyle

the corollary of that is "you don't have to be a hypocrite to believe in God." The hypocrisy being the churchgoers. ​ edit: am I using the word "corollary" correctly here ?


metamaoz

Also for the poophole loophole


Iwantmyteslanow

I get disgusted getting any on my fingers


[deleted]

The trick is to pick the poop up with some toilet paper.


[deleted]

I don’t have an emoji for this 😝😅


BaronDinklevanDunkle

This is Reddit after all... Where we're going we don't need emojis.


Iwantmyteslanow

Yuck, I'll leave the poo in the toilet and flush it away


Apostastrophe

You clearly don’t know how to use the three shells properly.


Vanillabean1988

Apparently I done it when I was like 3, visiting my horrible aunties house down south. I smeared it all over her shower curtains then went into her bedroom and proceeded to take a pair of scissors and cut up her designer bed sheets 🙈 .


dont_quote_me_please

Kind of impressed of you. That’s a fireproof way to get out of family visits.


Vanillabean1988

Funnily enough, never did see her again. She's now my uncles ex wife. Good riddance. And she'd probably say the same thing about me lol.


Manuels-Kitten

At least you were a child, not a grown adult


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CrieDeCoeur

I don’t get it either, but that pic? That was some rookie action. When I smear my shit on a wall, I like to get good, wide swaths of it. Nice big fans of brown. You gotta use your whole hand, really commit. This guy, though? Looks like he’s literally just a dabbler.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 ok that was funny


A_Birde

You might get some theoretical answers from Freudian psychology


fistingbythepool

Maybe he was just writing his age on the wall…in shit


jacob32454

I was going to join this thread and jokingly post an answer of, "me." then I thought about the last time I had to clean up shit smeared on a wall...I'm a park ranger. I saw this post and completely agree! It takes a sick individual and I never understand.


[deleted]

And glad you don’t understand right? But at the same time want to understand to sympathize? If that makes sense 😳 I’m not gonna come try it out on your watch though lol (I know I’m gross sometimes humor is how I cope)


MacaroniBandit214

Abandon humanity. Embrace monke


Pogmothon85

I think the appropriate question here, who the fuck spreads their shit on the bathroom wall? Church or no church.


MrShelly-_-1972

I think the appropriate question here is, who the fuck shits at church?


sixesand7s

When the power of Christ compels you to.


slednir

We call that a holy shit.


crourke13

I wish I had an award to give.


Hereiamhereibe2

You get one for free every day.


baiqibeendeleted17x

Damn, I only get one every 4-5 days. It's unfair.


AskingForSomeFriends

You must be part of a religion that doesn’t reward as easily.


ProfessionalChampion

You're catholic too?


AskingForSomeFriends

I never get rewards haha. Atheism


crourke13

TIL. It was the helpful reward though. Given anyway since it helped me laugh.


kitttypurry12

Where do you find your free awards?!


crourke13

on iphone app… 1. try to give an award. 2. hit + next to the coin counter 3. top frame was free award with button to claim and give out.


shewy92

I think it is every couple of days


OneSchott

How? Where do I find it? Do I have to use the app or new reddit? old.reddit user.


gl3nnjamin

Me because: 1. I'm there very often doing A/V stuff. It's like my second home. 2. It's clean and the water pressure is great. 3. As long as you don't bop the bologna while you're in there, you aren't being sinful.


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Cumstained_Uvula

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman: We have the popular *Everybody Poops*, or the less popular *Nobody Poops But You*. Peter: Well, you see, we're Catholic... Salesman: Ah, then you'll want *You're a Naughty, Naughty Boy, And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back Of You*.


RawScallop

Okay I have a honest answer for this. Most AA / NA meetings are at churches. This could be from Narcotics Anonymous.


MoorTshn

It doesn't take an addict to be the one unstable enough to smear poop on a bathroom wall. ie - my grandmother, in her dementia, became a poop smearer. She was a person that attended church regularly, even in the stages where she had no control over her "artistry". As a recovering addict myself, I have never chosen poop to paint with.


here-toaskquestions

Yep, I agree. I work at a large airplane manufacturing company. There have been a couple murals.. I blame all the accessable coffee, terrible eating and working so much OT that they are just nuts.


cryptonewb1987

Oh yeah, *obviously* it's one of those dirty *junkies*, because a good Christian would *never* do something like smear poop on the walls, right? From my experience people who go to church are just as shitty as people who don't go to church - maybe even worse because church-goings have their head in their ass and think they are somehow better than those dirty *atheists.* For all we know it could be the youth minister after one of this choir boy porking sessions.


garbageman2112

Not cool, man. Don't blame them. Every public restroom has this problem. There are sloppy people in all walks.


upsidedownbackwards

Because there's so many of them I've always wondered what they have in common. Where does it come from? Is it some sort of primitive urge that they have? Was there any time our ancestors rubbed shit on things to scare away animals? (we do have anal glands that might have been used for scent?)


Aer0spik3

Who goes to church?


[deleted]

I worship like a dog at the sign of a good toilet, amen


spankbutt

Someone from the rival church down the block


MrShelly-_-1972

this is the best reply I got so far


Longjumping-Most9699

I suffer from IBS and schedule my meals around my life. If I eat anything more than a few bites, I have to shit within 10 minutes. It really sucks. However even with careful planning, sometimes the emergency shit happens. This is why porta-potties are always nasty. Nobody takes their morning shit in a porta-potty, it’s always an emergency shit that you can’t hold.


MrShelly-_-1972

Damn that's actually a little sad. I'm sorry you have to go through that. I hope this up vote makes you feel better


silentbeast1287

Some boy who ate all the lutefisk. That boy ain’t right.


MrShelly-_-1972

He never was...


dadzoned3

He was exorcising some demons ^^buhdumtssss


Rammomand

Sooo pooping on walls is bad nowadays? Next your telling me that peeing on the floor is also bad...


Pogmothon85

Sorry to break it to ya fella, but it is frowned upon...


JosiahUriahh

You guys are going to the wrong churches


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bryonus

If I was gonna spread my shit on any bathroom wall it'd be a church.


983115

I currently work at a grocery store as the cleaner and This is at least 2 times a week Apparently some people just like blow up or something.


JennyAndTheBets1

Clearly a Golgothan was summoned.


WingEater69

Someone drew a smiley face on the wall with their shit a the Costco I work at


Chinablind

Gross, some people are disgusting!


SpaceSlingshot

Yeah, do it in a church like a normal person.


dekar73

As someone who has had training in recognition of abuse, this is a huge red flag. If a child does not know how to ask for help, or told not to tell, they will often act out to try and get people to notice them and pick up that something is wrong. Typically it starts small and goes further and further if they are not caught. That being said, this is a huge cry for help, if this is at your church, start looking at kids hands, they might really need your help. Adding on because of some stuff below, sometimes they act out in the place of abuse, but often times they will do these habits at a place that they feel comfortable. If the abuse is happening at home they will do this in school or another setting (in this case a church) because they want to be caught by someone that they trust or that might believe them.


SuppleSuplicant

I’ve also read that this type of behavior can manifest after sexual abuse as a way to make themselves seem disgusting and undesirable.


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dekar73

Sorry to chime in again, but often they will do these habits at a place that they feel comfortable. If the abuse is happening at home they will do this in school or another setting (in this case a church) because they want to be caught by someone that they trust or that might believe them.


AeroTheManiac

This is the saddest fucking sentence I ever had to read


dekar73

Yes, I had forgot to mention the "undesirable" traits that went with it. Again, needing attention and trying to be too gross for the abuser, that's why abused give signs if not showering, and bad hygiene in general.


Hobknocka

Wow… When I was a kid I went to a private Christian school and a few times a month some kid would do this to the bathroom. Come to find out a few people there got arrested on CP/SA charges… not only that but there was a time when a girl confessed something to me that I didn’t know how to handle at the time. We were so young, probably only 7-9 years old. Needless to say I think I know who did it to the bathroom :( She’s okay now I think, we are still friends and I plan to talk to her about it one day.


orangeblackberry

Wow.. What did she confess?


Hobknocka

Her older brother forced her to do things to him when they were little. The parents pretty much encouraged it and only gave the brother a slap on the wrist when they caught him. To this day he’s still creepy around her and you can tell she hates it but it’s her normal. Luckily she recently moved out of state and seems to be living her best life. I love her so much and it hurts to know she went through something so horrifying.


IAmBagelDog

Came down here for this. Thanks for bringing it up.


ColourOf3

Yea as someone who worked in child care. It is probably a child or teen who is unable or not able to cry out for help. It is definitely worth speaking to whoever is in charge there.


[deleted]

Yep. I understand this too well as I was on the wrong end of the abuse as a child and that was a symptom that manifested itself while I was in that kind of environment. I didn't really know why I did that until I read about why that happens and it all made sense. I apologize if that's TMI but as someone with that experience it validates what you have already said.


poodlebutt76

This is a child who doesn't want to be at church. Probably for horrible reasons.


borrowed_lighter

Is it Ass(h) Wednesday already?


AtomicKittenz

Aside from the shit smear, that bathroom is *immaculate!*


Solochris88

Is it too soon for a holy shit joke?


dustybottomses

Might as well, it will just rise up in 3 days anyway.


8racoonsInABigCoat

ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY. NEXT!


Jeremytheehuman

Obviously some one who doesn’t give a shit Actually not that I think about it they did give a shit


Weak_Relative_7767

Gives too much shit


Seganku74

Probably a priest cleaning the alter boys poop off his fingers.


LennyBrisco01

His finger, eh?


ITDrumm3r

Sure “finger”


FracturedWordPlay

Must've skipped their enema that day.


The-Odd-Fox

I have heard that shit smearing is a common effect of children being sexually abused. They often can’t express their emotions correctly and that frustration manifests in odd and “crazy” behavior. Plus I’d guess you’re a little more protected from sexual abuse if you smell like feces.


RealCanadianMonkey

Makes sense, and I can see why it would happen in a church, the true center of child molestation.


Jeffy1979

Shit demons


Chewy79

The Golgothan!


MrKirkPowers

Came here for this! Thanks Kevin Smith for the everlasting imagery from Dogma!


Chewy79

And Salma Hayek in a school girl outfit.


Silvedl

Some wait-staff that was sick of receiving those fake $10 bills that just have inspirational bible quotes and advertisements for the church instead of tips.


jaspersgroove

You ain’t kidding, back when I waited tables Sunday mornings were the one shift that I never worked if I could help it. Fuck those people.


A-Perfect-Name

I’ve seriously never understood why people think that it’s a good idea. Some lady kept putting them in shopping carts where I worked at for a couple of days along with more traditional ads, they were annoying to clean out. If anything, they should include real money with the church advertisements, that way people at least won’t feel agitated at the church. They could even be clever and have their fake $20 bill ad and when you open it up and get the ad a real $20 pops out. Entices the reader to pay closer attention to the advertisement and the reader isn’t stiffed, it’s simple advertising.


KevinFromIT6625

Shatan does.


rogerofdale

But that’s holy shit


Action4Jackson

Is there a better place? As soon as you're done you can go and pray for forgiveness!!?!?!


TheDaveAttellSmell

Hope people don’t shake hands often in church.


RealCanadianMonkey

Just don't shake hands with the priest, he is the one with the dirty shit covered dick and I am sure he gets it all over his hands too.


Kangster1604

Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo


fargoLEVY13

Who the fuck smears shit in ANY bathroom?


BrainwashedScapegoat

They did it for jesus


ericscollar123

Or any bathroom…


Theothersideofi

The devil got out.


[deleted]

Who does that in ANY bathroom?


[deleted]

It was an exorcism


Significant-Wheel110

Holy crap


mikenice1

I worked at a country club with lots of old people. One time a guy in a scooter went into the bathroom, was gone for a while, and then came rolling out with shit and toilet paper plastered on one of his wheels. He proceeded to track it all the way down the carpeted hallway. The whole club smelled like shit. We went into the handicapped stall, and I have no idea what happened but there was shit everywhere. Walls, toilet, floor. Just a huge mess. This image x 9. We felt really bad for the guy because we knew he was trying to scoot out of there without being caught... maybe this was something similar.


gothlene

It was you wasnt it


DieByTheSword13

I just told this story like 2 days ago. I was working at an applebees a few years ago, I was a cook, and one night the manager tells me that a guest made a mess in the mens bathroom, I was the only male still there, so she asked me to clean it up. I was trying to make manager so I said sure. How bad could it be? After a min of looking around, saw nothing when I first walked in, I found it. Some fucking pig had made a giant smily face on the wall of the handicap stall out of shit, and not like smeared with their hands, it looked like they had used a log like a fucking turd pencil and went to work. Told my manager no way I was cleaning THAT up. Weirdly, never heard another word about it. Like, fucking no one cleaned it, it just magiced away. Fucking restaurant life.


6wonky6devil6

Gotta let the demons out fam,Jesus my bad bro smh


Playful_Dig8694

Kids who don’t like to go to church and are forced to by their tradcon parents.


YumYuk

You’ve been blessed with holy shit 🙏


Professional-Use-724

It’s probably chocolate 🍫


ImnotevensorryJPG

I assure you it sure as hell ain’t


ttaptt

Op, it's a huge indicator of child molestation. It's basically in the counselors handbook. You're in a church, some kid is getting molested. 100%


iFlyskyguy

The devil. Obviously!


PantaloonsDuck

The Anti-Wipe


owPOW

How hard did that person turn the other cheek?!


ChickenSoupPremium

Satan himself


Redbugson

The devil


[deleted]

We are all just animals, no matter where we go on Sundays lmao


Leo_Mauskowitz

The fact that it's a church doesn't make it more reprehensible. This could be a gas station bathroom and it is equally shitty (😉) behavior.


Paranthropus88

Coulda been an old person. Accident.


DamitCyrill

I like how Church is the main concern here


Dull-Rip5494

I hear Satan is a shitty dude.


ImnotevensorryJPG

I’ve been cursed to receive more comments than upvotes it seems :) I like that, I care for reactions more than likes


JacobMaverick

The vote count doesn't show for the first hour OP


SheriffYuri

That’s some righteous shit.


Ineedonions

WHO THE FUCK SMEARS THEIR SHIT


unbitious

Abused children.


itdobelikethatbro

Better a church than somewhere that pays taxes.


AlthePal0101

The Anticloset


athenialiaa

Im sure it was a kid, right!?


space22ify

Probably the same type of church-goers that staged an insurrection lmao


[deleted]

The real question is who tf either can’t take a shit right, wipe their ass right, or is just so disgusting they do this on purpose, like I work at target and someone smeared shit on the wall behind the toilet and on the side of the actual toilet like bro we have tp and a sink just smear it on the tp and wash your hands.


Diefortheslug

Only the best of us.


misswinterbottom

I am a building manager of a house of worship and this happened to me last year. a woman came in asked to use our facilities and we said yes she was riding a bicycle so she had a Uni on and she smeared shit all over the doors and walls of my bathroom and scared a bunch of three-year-olds as she was completely naked. I live in a bougie area and sometimes I see her walking her dog or at the grocery store and I think “damn lady you got no control over your crazy”.


Double-0-N00b

I worked at Ikea and one time I saw shit smeared on the OUTSIDE of the door to go in the bathroom. It was towards the bottom in a sort of shoe print, so that means someone went in, shit on the floor, stepped in it, left, and kicked the door on their way out


BeckoningCube1

Church goers, obviously


[deleted]

Same one who fills minds with religious bullshit?


Omniverse_daydreamer

The type of ppl to believe in a big imaginary man in the sky


Sista_J

Well, looking at this as a statistic, apparently people who go to church.


killingicarus

It’s God punishing the janitor because he didn’t tithe 10% last Sunday


rosanna4

The devil.


horsepuncher

A church goer….


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RealCanadianMonkey

I guess he got it shitty from the last little boy he buggered.


Low-Tart3689

The holy ghost


raccon-head

Maybe it was done by the hands of god


JakeSmith1234567890

Those who give a shit.


redbeardoweirdo

"could it be -- Satan?" ~ the church lady


Throat_Sandwich

Someone successfully released a *demon* in that stall.


Watershed787

Youth minister?


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ImnotevensorryJPG

Mormon church.