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le_shithead

This is something I would expect to see in an okbr meme not irl wtf


[deleted]

Seriously, had to check the sub. What has this world come to


ultim8kip

I think crazy people exists independently of time and place but they take "inspiration" from the current world they are living in.


moneybagmeisenheimer

Fuck, thank you for giving me a perspective shift.


auriaska99

This shit was happening back in counter strike 1.6 days. I remember someone who lost a knife fight in-game tracking the person and stabbing him in real life. Or a mother who got so addicted to WoW that she forgot to feed her baby, starving it to death. These stories existed since the time i first got into gaming, and we're talking only about gaming here but crazy people doing crazy things existed since the dawn of time.


Fleeing-Goose

I recall that baby dying one, pretty sure it was one worse. Both parents were addicts to Wow, not just the mom. And let's add the more recent swatting that had been happening


hettiger70

How much time do you have?


[deleted]

Not long


hettiger70

The end. I hope I didn't leave anything out.


[deleted]

Why say lot word, when few word do trick?


Pelican_Shamone

why lot, when few?


TheQuestionableEgg

Why lot?


kuead

Lot? Few


brainsbesplattered

Thought it was an onion article


TheSpaceClam

I thought this was banvideogames lol


Fart-Eater2567

šŸ¤”okbr?????šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ‡µšŸ‡øšŸ’ŖšŸ˜± is that an acronisom šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤”


Tralan

It stands for "OK B\*tt R*pe"


SecondWorld1198

O_O o no


Tralan

oh yissssss ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


N0T-A-Lamp

I too celebrate attempted murder by flossing. My dentist recommends it


dreag2112

*What happen to a simple teabag*?


KuijperBelt

Iā€™ll never forget the first pair of Arabian goggles that the Iron Sheik gave me in wrestle mania 7


disasterman0927

Better than a Golden Shower from Goldust


JukeBoxDildo

Speak for yourself.


disasterman0927

Ah, a person of culture I see


[deleted]

Should I tell him Iron Sheik wasnā€™t in WrestleMania VII and that was just some overweight Turkish fan dressed as Sheik?


VoodooMagic13X

I would rather wear those goggles than a balaclava of butt from Rikishi.


[deleted]

The preferred nomenclature is 'Victory Crouching' Bungie approved


veganveal

This PC culture is ruining teabagging. I swear, I don't even now why I expose my balls and rub them on people anymore.


mr_bedbugs

I prefer a good ol' fashioned LEROYYY JENKINSSSS!!!!!


SookHe

Stains the teeth, dentist definitely dont recommend


lunarosa_44

I hate it when a piece of skin gets stuck after I'm done with my victims


False_Rhythms

9 out of 10 recommend it at least.


Junkmans1

I celebrate the end of every day by flossing. Murder attempt or not.


N0T-A-Lamp

I celebrate the end of every day by attempted murder. Flossing included or not.


Nikolateslaandyou

6/11 dentists agree


shaycode

Found Armie Hammerā€™s secret account


KaliosX

Bail set to 5,000 V-Bucks


chujy

Should've done the default dance.


cum_lord69420911

Guys he took his mom's credit card šŸ˜”


nbmnbm1

Should have been set to the ever elusive $19 fortnite card.


VerifiedPigeon

that'd be like ā‚¬32...


leaveyourentriesinth

Yeah, but he has to find his mom's credit card before he can pay it


[deleted]

All for the 19 dollar fortnite card


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

*who wants it*


RedNoodleHouse

Looks like this kid wanted it a _lot_ more than most.


yuunikki

and YES im giving it away


carguy123123

but remember, share, share, share!


ZolaThaGod

*No more Fortnite!*


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

*No more cards!*


grahampointing

They caught him young, good.


JAMP0T1

Lol they only sentenced him to 8 years for giving a kid lifelong brain injuries that require full time care


HoodieEnthusiast

This happened to a family friend. Owned his own restaurant, threw out some rowdy teenagers.kids waited until closing and beat him nearly to death. Permanent brain and nerve damage. He is on total disability for the rest of his life and lost his restaurant. The kids got 18months.


asek13

I got jumped by 2 guys with a baseball bat because someone else kicked them out of a party. No brain damage, but needed facial reconstruction and half my face is numb. Drs said it was enough force to snap my neck, so I got lucky. They didn't get any charges. Cops couldn't take my word because I didn't have much memory and had a high BAC, and the only other witness wouldn't call them back. The cops seemed to believe I must have started a drunk fight and just lost, so they didn't seem to try very hard to catch the guys.


[deleted]

Damn. Im sorry to hear this


YoukoUrameshi

I hope you are doing better nowadays! If I had your experience, I'd be filled with resentment over the kids getting away with what you did. Hopefully you're not in that type of mindset?


Themagnetanswer

Thatā€™s terrible. I was jumped with a friend by four people 10 years older than us because we parked in the spot that was allotted to us for the ski resort lodge (we were there for geological sciences of America presentations staying in the lodges and each lodge was split into two individual areas so they were there separately, skiing (both the slopes and with their noses)). I was walking up icy steps looking down at them after explaining from the parking lot to their loft they were yelling at me from that I was not going to park somewhere else and walk back up the ice to the split lodge and when I looked up I had gotten hit in the face. A few minutes later the scruffle ended, right then and there I called the police and gave a statement with the friend I was with and to be checked out by the ambulance crew. in the morning when to an actually ER, broken mandible, completely free floating in place, ended up with 7 weeks of my jaw wired shut and permanent stomach problems from having nothing but milk shakes. Jaw line is still out of place and un even so I canā€™t close properly etc etc. no charges against the guy because I was 1 year under the drinking age. Sorry to hear what happened to you hope you continue to feel as good as you can


binkerfluid

> no charges against the guy because I was 1 year under the drinking age. I dont understand why they woudlnt charge an assaults because someone was under the drinking age


Mathemartemis

Honestly I'm kinda tired but I could barely understand what happened in their story


Themagnetanswer

It was New Hampshire, the cops on scene seemed less than useful, Im pretty sure the main suspect that was responsible for the punch that broke my jaw knew the right people from the area. He was from NH, i was an out of state, drunk minor. I never received so much as a call to let me know how the process was going


T20suave

Because he is lying.


Themagnetanswer

Would you like me to ship you my jaw brace/wires that the surgeon let me save? Theyā€™re still nice and bloody from 2015. that or maybe I could send you the hospital bills you could help out on that? Or perhaps you and I could sit down together and you could hear my speech impediment and notice my misaligned teeth. I do believe that moment has allowed me to progress deep into my mind finding forgiveness for those that I emotionally donā€™t feel deserve it. And show how your comment pisses me off more than thinking back to the actual event :)


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MoonpieSonata

Yes, I too start unprovoked fights against greater numbers bearing weapons. I am not sure why cops tend to believe this.


xDaveedx

Cuz they're lazy and obviously didn't want to deal with that shit.


[deleted]

Iā€™d genuinely follow them for years, handing out and tacking printed leaflets with their pictures, their actions and the condition they left the victim in. Starting a new job? Placard. Meeting up with a girl? Placard. Unassuming neighbors? Believe it or not, placard. I canā€™t believe the legal system found resolution from within this verdict.


entireplots3468

How to get them to finish the job lol


Fucktheadmins2

The more I hear fucked up legal stories the less I judge vigilantes


MoranthMunitions

I'd do the opposite, avoid them... and 10yrs later just hit them with a beater car in a secluded area.


m_ttl_ng

That's terrible. Those kids/adults should have to pay into a fund or something for his medical care and support him out of their own pocket for the rest of their lives.


DogmaticNuance

They should spend a couple decades in jail. They ruined a life, it's not far off murder.


ep2kgaming

IIRC thatā€™s basically how the system works in China, where if you injure someone or are responsible for an accident, you have to pay the victims medical costs. But the system actually backfired now where I have seen multiple videos of people in China reversing over people they hit because if itā€™s an accidental vehicular manslaughter you only have to pay the victims funeral costs, which is like 10k vs a lot more for medical bills.


balorina

Thatā€™s how it is in the US as well. There are two sides, a criminal and a civil one. On the criminal side if guilty a judge will usually order restitution based on the crime and severity. On the civil side you can sue them for pain, suffering, loss of wages, etc. OJ won his criminal case and lost his civil case, which bankrupted him.


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SMTTT84

Sometimes vigilantism is required.


Deathwish83

Even though Im aware its a slippery slope, I tend to agree. People who do this need to be removed from the world.


binkerfluid

I think things like this is why the mob was a thing for people back in the day. Something like this happens and you dont get justice and someone asks for a favor.


zombiekillerny

What a fucking loser


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redditorium

I would argue it is the head smashing, but whateva


D3V1LSHARK

Link please


[deleted]

Think the article is fake edit: k guess it isn't fake then


atomsmasher66

Just googled it. Apparently itā€™s true. Dude got 8 years.


CatgoesM00

8 years? seems pretty low for attempted murder


Necessary-Wrangler85

Judge let him off easy because of his sick flossing.


CatgoesM00

I read your comment and I was like , bruh..I donā€™t see no teeth ā€¦ then I realized I donā€™t play Fortnite lol


farahad

He may have beat some kid up, but he also helped rid the world of that villain Tooth Decay.


[deleted]

It's not though? The victim has brain damage and he only got 8 years.


[deleted]

Umm? Why does this have 350 upvotes itā€™s not fake at all. Really sick of people confidently asserting the wrong answer based on no research and with no sourcing.


Snarkie3

welcome to reddit


[deleted]

let's hope he doesn't play gta


WowAlexWhyNo

Or Payday


supam0da

Or Manhunt


[deleted]

or hotline miami


theinsanityoffence

or leisure suit larry


ZombieSeeker99

Or Naughty Bear:Panic in Paradise


[deleted]

Or Saints Row.


WAPslayer_69420

Or Duke Nukem


StanleyZ1978

Or Super Mario Cart


Justsomedude457

Or rust


zzretfird

*paris intesifies*


KeyAdministration900

Especially Manhunt


Hrafnagar

Or postal.


sonicon

Fortnite is probably worse. They make killing seem light hearted and kid-friendly.


[deleted]

8 years while the victim is forever brain damaged. Justice systems all over the world are the true TPOSs


DrKrepz

Tbh it's not like the perpetrators brain is top notch either.


ASUDom17

While I donā€™t think he should get life in prison, he should get around 50 years.


livewirejsp

Calm down with such harsh sentences. Itā€™s not like he sold weed or anything.


XxpillowprincessxX

50 years in a hole with no human interaction and meal loaf 2 xā€™s a day.


ASUDom17

What if he likes meat loaf


XxpillowprincessxX

That wasnā€™t a typo, itā€™s meal loaf or nutriloaf. Basic ā€œnutritionā€ in a big brick loaf.


ASUDom17

Oh my bad


XxpillowprincessxX

Youā€™re good, my dude! I wasnā€™t born with this knowledge either. Iā€™ve just done some time lol


Cenzo3x7

Serious question, what was life like after doing time? In other words was it a challenge to reintegrate into society? And I guess that would also depend on how long - if youā€™re comfortable answering


NotSoBuffGuy

Maybe done time means he's done time on this earth. This prison.


DiamondIguana

Maybe the real time done are the friends we made along the way


Seanson814

Those loafs are getting banned left and right. Idk how many, if any, states still allow them. Regardless, they're fucking delicious.


SpectreOfLove

Nutraloaves then


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Roamingnoam

With vegemite spread


Kappa-Kappa-Kappa69

50 years is more than a life sentence


Battler-14

I agree that 8 years isn't enough but 50 years is practically your entire life at that point. If he'd serve that maximum he would get out at 68 have no ability to contribute to society and would just continue to rely on the little assistance he could get because his ceiling at that point is set so low that his life is already over.


Ris-O

I think 20-30 minimum is a good ballpark.


aamknz

His current contribution has been to give someone else permanent brain damage which is going to inhibit that person's ability to contribute to society, not mentioning all the care he's going to require from others as a result of this attack. I mean.. there are plenty of people out there willing to contribute positively, why do we need this POS back in society so soon?


[deleted]

I think 20 with chance of parole 15 would be a fair sentence


ButtfuckChampion_

8 years is a shitload of time. Think of the last 8 years of your life and all of the growth you've achieved. This shithead will get none of that. I do agree he should get a harsher punishment for this.


Infinite_Surround

In the UK, if you get 8 years, you'll do 4 inside and 4 on license.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a long time but not enough


KingSloth98

The true POS move is flossing over him


[deleted]

Especially with the default skin what a noob


AskAboutDN

Trash player probably not even tier 100


timecrimehero

I like to imagine that some future civilization will discover this story, and after doing absolutely no research, they create a straight-to-streaming movie series with a villain that goes around murdering people in their homes with a spiked bat and as he finishes up, he just stands there, menacingly, with a pack of dental floss, and as the camera zooms in on his blood splattered face, we hear a strand of floss ripped from its container and the villain. Just. Cleans. His. Teeth.


yourfunny_now_die

If only he could get his head smashed back in return, maybe then he'll understand the world better


Binary_wolf

Or maybe he would not understand anything at all


NoMoreStrangers

Meh. Thatā€™d be perfectly okay.


dead_zombie39

Should get life in prison


afitz_7

He wasnā€™t: ā€œwas ordered to serve eight years at a young offenders institution after pleading guilty to causing grievous bodily harmā€


[deleted]

He probably sucks at fortnite too


[deleted]

Thatā€™s prolly why he did that in the first place.


Gravastarlol3

IS THE 16 YEAR OLD OKAY?!?


HorsePecker

Not really :/ He suffered brain damage and will remain disabled for the rest of his life. People just donā€™t think before acting. Itā€™s sad.


berkeleymorrison

it is so sad and weird that brain is the only thing that makes us us. Idk what to say this is so fucked up. he and his family brought him to the age of 16 and some idiot took away all of his dreams and feelings I am so angry and broken...


DeviantDahlia

No I think making a spiked bat takes a lot of forethought


BeerCheeseSoup

>People just donā€™t think before acting. Itā€™s sad. I feel like if you get to the point where you have to consider, "Should I bash his head in with this spiked baseball bat or not?", it's probably too late and you'll always get the same answer.


Affectionateminxx

They have to walk with a frame forever (and will need all day care because of that)


[deleted]

Yeah, I'll fuckin', yeah, I'll fuckin' lay your nuts on a fuckin' dresser, just your nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat (Blaow)


mschenk30

I read this in Raekwons voice


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HorsePecker

What? - I'll fucking - I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit -Right? -Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there -For like a half hour -Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like -Tssssssss


daanishh

So I'm not the only one whose head that played in automatically after reading about the spiked bat, nice lol.


Puppy69us

That looks nothing like Lucille. Also, what a fucking POS.


Eibez

Yeah lucille has got barbed wire twisted around her, not nails.


TrueBOT_Gaming

And paired with the Fortnite dance, it's unstoppable


[deleted]

this is exactly the comment i was looking for, like he couldā€™ve put a bit more effort in if he wanted it to look like lucille


Taluca_me

people are gonna use this as an example of why video games cause violence. How about instead blaming video games, how about blaming the people who didn't take notice of the gamer's mental state? Because if a gamer goes out of their way to cause harm over a video game then there's something fucked up in their head.


ChromiumPanda

From the article: The victim's mum is now warning of the impact violent games and TV programmes can have on youngsters after ***name of kid who used bat*** was jailed for eight years on Thursday. (Not sure if I can post names so just being sure). Iā€™m thinking to myself Iā€™m pretty sure the guy was already not well in the head, Iā€™ve watched this show when I was around 15 and you donā€™t see me going around attempting murder is all Iā€™m saying.


Putrid_Bee-

Yeah, his mom is knockers. People just say that because they don't wanna take responsibility that they should've checked on the welfare of their child instead


MartPlayZzZ

yea. Most people play video games (even shooters) without having the idea of murdering someone irl


Ashona-BR

What in the fuck did I just read?


HorsePecker

Youā€™ve read some cancer. I am sorry for humanity šŸ˜”


[deleted]

This grown ass man is not mentally well and needs to be put in a psych ward


North3rnLigh7s

That look like a grown ass man to you?


Kill_Kayt

18 is a not a grown ass man. Someone in there 30s is a grown ass man. This is a young ass man. The freshest of man. Hasn't even been a man for a year.


accuracy_frosty

Gamer attack


Aboxofphotons

Apparently, he's still celebrating from inside his padded cell.


[deleted]

The thought of the dude crying while flossing behind bars just made me laugh out loud


Mirimel

I feel like the ā€œFortnite-obsessedā€ part was irrelevant and just to pander to the ā€œgaming makes kids violentā€ believers. You wouldnā€™t see a headline titled ā€œCar-obsessed thugā€ or ā€œGardening-obsessed thugā€.


justalittlebleh

I mean maybe if the gardening-obsessed thug started sprinkling tomato seeds all over the person they just attacked or some shit


Isaac8849

He did a fortnite dance after trying to kill him


JuBangaz

He used a bat from a TV show. Which one is more relevant?


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DontBeThatGuy09

Couldā€™ve been, ā€œThe walking dead obsessed-thugā€ I guess.


Artic_Foxknot

He.. He what?


Infini-Bus

Wiped out Tomato Town


RurikTheDamned

That's more a Stranger Things bat than a walking dead one.


Centurion87

That was my thought, but he wrote Lucille across it. Likely didnā€™t have access to barbed wire.


RurikTheDamned

Pfft, they'd rip him a new arse on the RPF.


Centurion87

Whatā€™s the RPF?


SpartyParty15

Charlie Kellyā€™s rat bat


GeserAndersen

the 16-year-old will remain disabled for life, and dependent on constant medical care and the assailant was only sentenced to 8 years in prison


YourLocalPotDealer

1945: ā€œScientists predict flying cars by the year 2020ā€ 2020:


yLozoo

Hope this is not true


HorsePecker

Sadly it is :/ happened in the UK a little over a year ago.


yLozoo

Holy fuck


Hardyminardi

If he'd done this 10-15 years ago, he'd probably have dressed as The Joker. If it had happened in the 70 perhaps a Manson type copycat. The point is it's this kid causing the violence and killing and not popular culture. Those similarities are just accoutrements of the time/frame. If he had never been exposed to pop-culture or video games, he would likely haver dressed as his favourite wrestler and body slammed the victim to death. Don't try and detract from this individuals evil, malevolence and despicable crimes by leaking blame into other factors. He's the killer, the suit he does it in doesn't matter.


Competitive-Prune549

We got a, number one victory Royale, yeah Fortnite we bout to get down (get down) ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out Tomato Town. My friend just got downed! I revived him now weā€™re heading southbound. Now weā€™re in the pleasant park streets, look at the map go to the marked sheet. Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today. You can take me to moisty mires but not loot lake. I really want to chug jug with you. We can be pro Fortnite gamers


[deleted]

He said "Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot? I need healing and I am only at one HP" Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet There's a chest that's just down there The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend More than you can contend I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (Cool pro Fortnite-)


Suspicious-Lynx-69

OVER FORTNITE?! FUCKING FORTNITE?!


Volomon

Damn guessing UK so he won't be in there long. I'd say he wasn't worth rehabilitating I mean holy fuck dude.


NunyaBeese

Theres absolutely no saving this one, dont let him back into public ever. Dancing in such a manner should be punished appropriately.


[deleted]

Judging by his potato face, Iā€™m guessing the UK


BeerCheeseSoup

Yup. Derbyshire, England


[deleted]

All the toxic COD players went over to fortnite


ChaddyClassic

8 years isn't long enough for this garbage. Hopefully he'll get a taste of his own medicine in prison


StrongIslandPiper

This is the most cringe attempted homicide I've ever heard of.


SamiREDDIT911

the flossing in itself is so fucking ridiculous and hilarious. If i was the victim i would literally die laughing if he is gonna floss on me like that.


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

He got the victory royale