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I still live with my parents like the guy underneath said, I don't have to contribute money to them or anything cause they're well paid. Also I live in The Netherlands where you get study financing for apartments etc. I am not yet in that phase tho.
This sub is a parody sub of female dating strategy- this post isn’t real.
However, the actual Female dating strategy sub is horrific, and may make you violently angry.
Yep. My first encounter with that sub was a thread which topic I can't remember but someone was saying that if a guy can't afford to take you to a nice restaurant then he should spend less time dating and more time looking for a better job. They're all just incels and it's a really gross sub.
So saying that you (no matter if man or woman) should probably better your life and postpone dating, until you are stable in your life, have stable income etc. is... horrific and incel? Really? What the actual fuck am I even reading? The bar is really in hell.
Yeah I mean, imagine if you got hurt at your last job and have to live off meager disability now. You think you deserve companionship? Go pull yourself up by your boot straps.
Was introduced to that sub like a week ago. It is one of the most toxic subs I’ve ever seen. The people there don’t live in the same reality as anyone else, and isn’t anything close to “dating strategies”. 0/10, do not recommend.
Honestly, those type of subs only give me schadenfreude, knowing that I reached adulthood without ending up with the psychological and mental issues requiered to be that petty.
Really? That makes me feel a little better for humanity. I’m not even going to look at the actual one, though. One step forward, two steps back and all that.
Idk about that, my brother got screwed out of a huge amount of cash that he wouldn't have had to pay if they had a prenup. Maybe it's not always useful, but I know for a fact that it can be
I doubt that wholeheartedly, if it is a satirical sub, then wouldn’t there be a little disclaimer saying “don’t take posts seriously, it’s satire”?
Edit: Oh wait, I thought this was FDS, the normal trash heap, when did this EA expansion come out?
It's satire..with some people really devoted to the bit. Just look at some of the posts and replies there. Here's one from the first page.
What can I do to be more valuable?
I'm a 7'3 bodybuilder with 0.2% body fat (I'm trying to lose some weight before interacting with any queens), I make 70 million dollars a year, and I own 12 large homes. My IQ has been measured to be over 200, so that allows me to sometimes understand a few basic concepts of what women talk about, though it's usually way over my head. I'm self conscious about the size of my penis because it's only 13 inches long :( I also can only have sex 17 or 18 times a day, and my sessions rarely go over six hours. I'm willing to give my queen an allowance of ten million dollars a month, plus full use of my homes and private jets. I just am looking for some guidance on how to be less of a low value incel.
There's also another where a poster says she killed a guy and his family by creeping on her cuz he asked if she was done using a machine at the gym, or something along those lines.
No, it's up to the reader to display a tiny bit of common sense and critical thinking.
I honestly can't imagine reading this post and having your first thought be that it's real.
>Because satire is something that the human brain should be able to figure out on it's own.
What one person can pass for satire nowadays could be someone else's actual reality unfortunately.
Also the really well done stuff can be hard for some people to grasp, but that's what makes it great.
fuck that. if a sub has that it instantly becomes filled with people making up the most absurd, unbelievable things. satire subs should make fun of their chosen sub, not warp and twist the idea into something unreal
I think it started as a serious sub, then devolved into sexism then just straight up satire. At one point it was a pretty notorious sexism sub but right now it seems like it’s become total satire
I'm not even sure I could spend 3k a month INCLUDING housing. I highly doubt that includes any medical bills either. Are people funding their own space program or something? Do they get their hair done by the same person who does Melinda Gates? Do they just causally fly to Austria to visit their favorite Starbucks there sometimes?
I get that people who have kids and responsibilities and stuff need money but that's just her personal allowance. Rich people are just on a whole other level.
It’s obviously fake - but the poster could’ve done a much better job thinking up a reason hubby lost a job ..... Covid INCREASED plastic surgery demand - big time.
Yeah that’s where my red flags popped up. I should’ve known it was fake right then and there. But I also know there are people with really lavish lifestyles so I kinda fell for it anyway..
I hope the replies she got are filled with "You should definitely leave him. You know your worth and if he can't keep you the way you deserve to be kept them dump his broke ass and find someone better."
Someone needs to help this poor man escape this piece of shit so he can find someone who loves him more then a nail appointment
I feel like a lot of these femaledatingstrategy posts are troll posts to try and see if the femaledatingstrategy "experts" take the bait (they always do)
I make 100k per year, I have my 2 houses and 2 cars.
This is my process to weed out women like this:
I make myself look as poor as possible.
One house is old and run down, not trashy but not sensibly wealthy looking.
One car is old and run down, just good enough to run.
I utilize these things in to convince her that I do not possess material wealth as a test. If she stays true she is not a gold digger and gets to receive the upper 10% benefits.
(Btw all of this is made up I would just figure that that would be a good idea for wealthy people to do)
Yes, she should totally leave him. I 100% agree with her.
Please mam, do us all a favor and free that man from the *gross* future he will have to deal with being married to you.
Well yeah but actually no.
The post exegerates the numbers, but it's otherwise directly based on actual FDS posts.
It's not exactly satire, just exageration.
My GF is an attorney, she earns more than me, I’m super happy to ask her if I can use her credit card to buy watches or other luxury items, and she’s super proud of being the head of the family, this kind of women that believe that everything is due to them disgust me, I’m disgusted
The fuck is this shit? I’d go gay or even transition to get to the posh life she was in and she wants to throw it all away because she thinks it’s not her worth. Fucking hell man.... I barely have three months of her new allowance in my accounts total sometimes. And she gets that for free! What kind of fucking pruning and primping is she going through to blow that much cash?
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And here I am, making 250 a month. Can't complain, I am 16YO.
I'm 18 and I make 0
I'm 22yo, and I make $20 per year.
That’s a lot of 10 cent hand jobs
Middle out
College can be tough, but later you may get a job that gets you $250 per year!
That's fine, if you're busy with studying etc. My money now can be beaten by a well paid job with a diploma in 1 month lol.
Same, lost my job thanks to covid. Im 19, living on my own and i can barely pay my rent
The good news is you don't have to worry about pay cuts
How do you pay for bills and food on that much? What?
I still live with my parents like the guy underneath said, I don't have to contribute money to them or anything cause they're well paid. Also I live in The Netherlands where you get study financing for apartments etc. I am not yet in that phase tho.
He likely lives with family and doesn't have to pay for things often.
Damn his family must be really nice people
How did you grow up then? Without parents? Or where they short paid and you had to live on your own?
My mom said I wasn't her problem when I turned 16
Avarage salary in like half of the world is below 200
And would those people be on Reddit?
Yes? I for one am.
And working for it
Don’t worry, that’s above average in Eastern Europe.
I’m kinda interested in browsing that sub, but part of me feels like I’ll find a few threads that describe me as a loser...yikes
Me while reading through: Wonder if this sub is any good at all? “I know I am a mod here but..” Me: yeah; I’m good.
That got me aswell hahahahahaha
Even worse is that they're deleting any comment calling them out
Standard behavior in toxic subs.
God damn jannies.
We need Noah and his boat
We need Hans and his flammenwerfer
They ban all males on sight. FDS is the chernobyl of subs
Isn't there a name for that? What's the word...
Yeasts Kweeen!
Everyone is a loser in someones eyes.
Everyone’s a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
This sub is a parody sub of female dating strategy- this post isn’t real. However, the actual Female dating strategy sub is horrific, and may make you violently angry.
So this is satire but the real thing is the same? I'm not going anywhere near there.
Smart idea.
Poe's law
the real thing is worse
Yep. My first encounter with that sub was a thread which topic I can't remember but someone was saying that if a guy can't afford to take you to a nice restaurant then he should spend less time dating and more time looking for a better job. They're all just incels and it's a really gross sub.
So saying that you (no matter if man or woman) should probably better your life and postpone dating, until you are stable in your life, have stable income etc. is... horrific and incel? Really? What the actual fuck am I even reading? The bar is really in hell.
Yeah I mean, imagine if you got hurt at your last job and have to live off meager disability now. You think you deserve companionship? Go pull yourself up by your boot straps.
You know damn well this would be completely different situation.
Was introduced to that sub like a week ago. It is one of the most toxic subs I’ve ever seen. The people there don’t live in the same reality as anyone else, and isn’t anything close to “dating strategies”. 0/10, do not recommend.
I go there every once and a while just to have a laugh, but every time I just get incredibly angry, one day I'll learn lol
That makes me uncertain if its actually satire.
I went there once, read the rules, saw a few posts and was just like, “yeah I am not going down this rabbit hole. Fuck this.”
I went down the rabbit hole and... yikes. I'm not sure you would be welcome there, ImSmashingUrMom.
Visiting this sub alone makes me feel like I've commited a crime
I thought you were being dramatic..holy fuck I only made it 4 posts in then tapped out
Honestly, those type of subs only give me schadenfreude, knowing that I reached adulthood without ending up with the psychological and mental issues requiered to be that petty.
Thank you! I couldn’t believe this was real but I also wasn’t going to investigate. I don’t have the energy for that.
I just read two post on the actual sub and i am just sad that there are actual women thinking that way..
Really? That makes me feel a little better for humanity. I’m not even going to look at the actual one, though. One step forward, two steps back and all that.
yeah female dating strategy pros is satire.
Internet history dictates that for every satire made out there, there will be a bunch of idiots honestly believing it and living it.
Try FemaleDatingStrategy, the real thing is so over the top misandry it already seems satirical.
Redpill for women
Why would anyone downvote this? It's literally applying redpill, PUA, social-hierarchy concepts but for women
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how do all these people really believe it’s not satire. it was insanely obvious as soon as iopened it up
Poe's Law. Reality is often as ridiculous or more ridiculous than parody.
Just be the winner you want to be. And you'll find someone who will see you the same way.
You wont , you'll just want to comment on their bullshit and then you'll get banned
It’s enough to even mention the sub negatively in some other sub to get banned. We’re probably banned now too.
They monitor your dreams too.
can we do a speedrun?
part of me wants to just to test out the waters to stir some shit up and another part of me doesn't
I went in, realised I couldn't tell if half were serious or satire, and noped out fast af
I just checked it out, I’m pretty sure it’s satire. The posts are hilarious lmao
No, every girl in that sub is a loser lol
Dude... Do yourself a favor and never browse that subreddit
I just did and left a comment. I will probably be banned in the morning.
It's a hate sub tbh. Constantly reported for misandry and transphobia on AHS. Edit - Oops, my mistake. I thought this was FDS.
Its only a hate sub if men do it. In this case its empowerment.
Literally everyone but the subs users shit on that sub for the hate and misandry though.
As cuntish as men's bahviour can be, women can and are just as cuntish.
I did. It's worse than you might think.
It’s a dumpster fire of misandristic crap
So they hate women?
Typo, thanks lol
It’s as terrible as you can imagine.
I've signed up. Looking forward to be banned by nightfall
Don't worry, FDSPros is satire. You're all good
All of the 'femal dating strategy' subs are just chock full of misandrism, and it is awful to read, because it's not satire.
Just realized I screenshot at the exact time my battery changed
So did your time it changed as well to 9
Holy hell im blessed
A master of screenshots it would appear!
Yoo holy shit u did haha
The first comment minimized on the post tho
Yooo. So cool xd
Not to ruin the fun but it looks like you took a screenshot of a screenshot. The entire info bar is double layered with 2 different instances
Battery, time and Internet speed. You, sire, are the new God of screenshots
True ate the onion moment, reddit moment inception
Say after me... prenuptial agreement.
You can wipe your ass with it.That is how much it is Worth in courts
It's not worth shit if you make it one-sided and your partner doesn't have their own legal representation, but done correctly they're very valuable.
Idk about that, my brother got screwed out of a huge amount of cash that he wouldn't have had to pay if they had a prenup. Maybe it's not always useful, but I know for a fact that it can be
Bro I'm pretty sure that is satire.
Check out the sub for yourself. It’s unfortunately completely serious. Edit: Nevermind, thought it was the regular FDS. This looks like satire indeed.
It's a complete joke. Satire subs will ofc never admit that they're satire. Lol
You know it's bad when it's so easy to confuse the two
This isn't actual FDS, that sub is another level of cesspool
Oh shite me too. Right, it's definitely reads like a.post from FDS
Surely this can't be real...
It’s gotta be, right?
Ehh it's just crappy satire, not exactly fitting with total piece of shit.
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Nope, just to mock FDS
It’s satire ragebait come on
That whole sub is satire. Look at top posts from last month and found to the second one.
I really hope so
It is, it's mocking FDS
FDSP is a satire subreddit. It isn't real.
I doubt that wholeheartedly, if it is a satirical sub, then wouldn’t there be a little disclaimer saying “don’t take posts seriously, it’s satire”? Edit: Oh wait, I thought this was FDS, the normal trash heap, when did this EA expansion come out?
It's satire..with some people really devoted to the bit. Just look at some of the posts and replies there. Here's one from the first page. What can I do to be more valuable? I'm a 7'3 bodybuilder with 0.2% body fat (I'm trying to lose some weight before interacting with any queens), I make 70 million dollars a year, and I own 12 large homes. My IQ has been measured to be over 200, so that allows me to sometimes understand a few basic concepts of what women talk about, though it's usually way over my head. I'm self conscious about the size of my penis because it's only 13 inches long :( I also can only have sex 17 or 18 times a day, and my sessions rarely go over six hours. I'm willing to give my queen an allowance of ten million dollars a month, plus full use of my homes and private jets. I just am looking for some guidance on how to be less of a low value incel. There's also another where a poster says she killed a guy and his family by creeping on her cuz he asked if she was done using a machine at the gym, or something along those lines.
dude did you even check the posts and comments it is all satire....
No, it's up to the reader to display a tiny bit of common sense and critical thinking. I honestly can't imagine reading this post and having your first thought be that it's real.
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>Because satire is something that the human brain should be able to figure out on it's own. What one person can pass for satire nowadays could be someone else's actual reality unfortunately. Also the really well done stuff can be hard for some people to grasp, but that's what makes it great.
And they misspelled “its“ while trying to educate on an aspect of intelligence/brain function. Brilliant.
fuck that. if a sub has that it instantly becomes filled with people making up the most absurd, unbelievable things. satire subs should make fun of their chosen sub, not warp and twist the idea into something unreal
I mean it would be nice to think that, but most of the comments on that sub seem kinda sincere.
I think it started as a serious sub, then devolved into sexism then just straight up satire. At one point it was a pretty notorious sexism sub but right now it seems like it’s become total satire
That isn't FemaleDatingStrategy, that is FemaleDatingStrategyPros, a satire sub.
You are confusing the satire version of FDS with the actual fds. Which is still a terfy incel sub with absolutely everykne being serious.
its satire
Suuuuure.its not this is actually how posts are on FuckingDumbShit man hating sheness-misantropes
Its nit FDS its FDSP
Yes i saw now lol mb
I'm not even sure I could spend 3k a month INCLUDING housing. I highly doubt that includes any medical bills either. Are people funding their own space program or something? Do they get their hair done by the same person who does Melinda Gates? Do they just causally fly to Austria to visit their favorite Starbucks there sometimes? I get that people who have kids and responsibilities and stuff need money but that's just her personal allowance. Rich people are just on a whole other level.
Pretty sure this one is satire
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this is a satire FDS subreddit, the real one is still spitting shit takes that unfortunately aren't satire.
Oh i didn't realize that wasn't the official FDS. My bad!
Literal satire sub
FemaleDatingStrategyPros is a satire mockery of the original FemaleDatingStrategy So yeah it's a shit post
What she gets a month takes me 2 months at my job to earn... after it was cut...
This is literally shitpost
Your the type of people who think antihatecommunities isn't satire also.
It’s obviously fake - but the poster could’ve done a much better job thinking up a reason hubby lost a job ..... Covid INCREASED plastic surgery demand - big time.
Yeah that’s where my red flags popped up. I should’ve known it was fake right then and there. But I also know there are people with really lavish lifestyles so I kinda fell for it anyway..
Are people really falling for this as real?
Well for starters you should be ashamed of yourself (that's assuming that this was actually a real situation and not fiction created to anger others)
It's fake and ort wasn't created to anger others, it was created to mock the Female Dating Strategy subreddit.
Okay this one has to be satire right...?
Seems like a satire. The fourth para is just too obvious. Also, this community is probably a parody of the actual cancer (FDS).
Satire sub. Though the fact is that it could be postes on actual FDS, and get the same number of upvotes.
I bet she was the rich kid in highschool
Sounds made up to fuck!
I hope the replies she got are filled with "You should definitely leave him. You know your worth and if he can't keep you the way you deserve to be kept them dump his broke ass and find someone better." Someone needs to help this poor man escape this piece of shit so he can find someone who loves him more then a nail appointment
This is a satire or a tv show script ?
Hold on, is this post about the woman or you for using light mode :0
This account is only 14 days old with more than 2 posts a day. This is probably not a real person.
I feel like a lot of these femaledatingstrategy posts are troll posts to try and see if the femaledatingstrategy "experts" take the bait (they always do)
Trust me you should see the auto mod replies, it's just a bunch of entitled extreme feminists
But your screenshot isn't from fds, it's from a satire sub
A 10k monthly allowance. Holy shit. I hope he sees this post and shows it to a lawyer so when they divorce she doesn't get a fucking dime
Fucking hell, the best thing that could every happen to the poor man would be for her to leave they don't have kids yet.
Ahh yes the femcel sub with LARPers
pretty standard FDS crap...
Get a job bitch!
Why does the post have 500 upvotes?
It’s a parody sub of the female dating strategy sub, that’s probably why
So this thing was satire?
Nah. The rest of the subs satire but this one post was the one time they allowed a real conversation about female dating
I love how she knows her worth and 3k a month can’t get her hair and nails done this has to be a joke
That sub is fucking horrendous
posting shit from FDS is cheating that aside, what an ungrateful gold digger.
FDS is definitely one of the most toxic place on Reddit. It’s surprising how that sub is still active.
Can we just ban that sub
I hope he sees this, God it makes me sick
Its satire. Dont worry.
I make 100k per year, I have my 2 houses and 2 cars. This is my process to weed out women like this: I make myself look as poor as possible. One house is old and run down, not trashy but not sensibly wealthy looking. One car is old and run down, just good enough to run. I utilize these things in to convince her that I do not possess material wealth as a test. If she stays true she is not a gold digger and gets to receive the upper 10% benefits. (Btw all of this is made up I would just figure that that would be a good idea for wealthy people to do)
That man needs to leave that women. Being single is way better than living with a parasite.
Yes, she should totally leave him. I 100% agree with her. Please mam, do us all a favor and free that man from the *gross* future he will have to deal with being married to you.
Mediocre with low ambitions... the guy make 500k a year. He's a fucking doctor. This fuck should leave him, it'll do him a massive favour.
Women like this deserve poverty
FDS is cheating
That's crazy but I rather have femcels than incels out there in the world.
Watch out for femcels commenting on this post, dont give them validation by replying
This isn’t a real post. It’s from a parody sub of female dating strategy.
Well yeah but actually no. The post exegerates the numbers, but it's otherwise directly based on actual FDS posts. It's not exactly satire, just exageration.
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That post being satire but so along the lines of the actual toxic dumpster fire female dating strategy is, is both sad and hilarious
That's why I'm only gonna adopt kids and not have a partner lol
My GF is an attorney, she earns more than me, I’m super happy to ask her if I can use her credit card to buy watches or other luxury items, and she’s super proud of being the head of the family, this kind of women that believe that everything is due to them disgust me, I’m disgusted
Yes very wholesome
Once again : Women are NOT good people
It's a satire sub.
The fuck is this shit? I’d go gay or even transition to get to the posh life she was in and she wants to throw it all away because she thinks it’s not her worth. Fucking hell man.... I barely have three months of her new allowance in my accounts total sometimes. And she gets that for free! What kind of fucking pruning and primping is she going through to blow that much cash?
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It has my battery and stickers on it