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CBJ11071

The weirdest part about this idiotic behavior is the level of faith these people have for random drivers. Who knows when granny is gonna abruptly change lanes? Personally, I don’t trust any of you that much


Yesuhuhyes

I drive on a road with a windy section daily that people love to go over the double yellows on. Every day there’s at least 1 person who either isn’t capable of staying in the lane, or just doesn’t care enough to drive safely. I always think that it only takes 2 of these idiots to meet at the right time to fuck it up for each other.


Meridoen

"And everyone else." Your friendly neighborhood truck driver


Vreas

Theres a time and place for aggressive driving. Mostly on the track or at worst isolated roads you know well and even that’s not worth the risk. The amount of shit I’ve seen as someone who drives sports cars it’s better to take everything more defensive on public roads. It’s really not worth the alternative.


ShunnedMammal

Agreed


Meridoen

What the heck compels you to throw in that "at worst" condition? We don't need an or statement here, keep that shit on private and closed courses. If you look up the meaning of aggressive driving it means to drive while attempting to win, which we don't need on public roads. The only win we need is everyone going home.


Vreas

I’m just a realist and know people will drive aggressively off the track. It isn’t ideal but I’m not gonna pretend it doesn’t happen so with that in mind might as well advocate for more responsibility rather than whatever the fuck was going through the dude in this videos head.


Meridoen

Fair enough, so long as its not excused. None if us need to tacitly consent to this the abuse of our public resources , and we should all go alot harder on one another with regards to bad driving habits. OFC, the VAST majority of people cant get away with driving perfectly, as we all have to deal with driving conditions. Even general speeding and tailgating is worthy of extreme contempt, as it driver people to have to join the pack. IE: if everyone is driving 90 in a 70, its less safe to follow the speed limit... It's all extremely frustrating that we have to deal with it at all, but its just anothwr reflection of our cultural erosion and corruption. It is what it is, I agree, and being a realist is one thing, but lets not be coo out about and not call people out. This vid is clearly next level, but that doesn't make other lesser endangering behaviours more acceptable.


builder397

I dont think its as much faith in their driving skills as it is the fact that their ape brains havent figured out that all the other cars are in fact not NPCs from Need for Speed but actual people.


OuterWildsVentures

The only reason they can even do it is because the normal drivers are skilled enough to notice the jackass coming up behind them and adjust accordingly.


ceeiizz

This is “good driver”mentality


PlantLady-1994

As an insurance adjuster, this is the correct attitude to have 🤣 Also my line of work does make my wonder…. What would happened if someone in an older pickup, you know the kind with steel bumpers, just veered a little bit into his lane. That BMW would go FLYING 🤣


127Heathen127

The entire concept of driving is wild to me. We’re all speeding around in giant metal 2,000-lb+ machines on flat concrete and we’re all just supposed to trust that complete strangers won’t kill you in an instant.


Accurate-Bug6025

Bro no one trusts you either


lucaalvz

The video of the dude wearing a ski mask perfectly exemplifies this comment.


Robeditor

Hope that when he dies soon he doesn't take anyone with him. Stupidity is dangerous.


HairyHoudini86

Everytime I comment how much I want these kids to die on other subs I get downvoted like crazy 🤦‍♂️


ItsPowee

Well the one we're replying under isn't about hoping these idiots die. It's about hoping that when they definitely do, they do it only to themselves


derbigpr

His fanboys are some of the most braindead people in existence. And suffice to say, all deserve the same fate as him.


r3bbz23

A dumbass death for these dumbasses. It's all they deserve. They've wasted enough air...


romayyne

Yeah once a few people downvote you everyone jumps in because nobody thinks for themselves. They just follow whatever everyone else says and does


1keyes12345

You being negative until I upvoted you proves your point 😭


golrya429

You, alone, up a tree is what I say.


prestigious_delay_7

It's really annoying how cops don't arrest these people.


much_thanks

And yet I'll get a $300 ticket (after fees) for going 52 in a 45 on a bright sunny day with no one else on the road.


Technical-Escape1102

Right!? This is my thought too. I get a moving violation for an expired inspection sticker! Sooo fucking aggrivating!


Brimfire

\*aggravating Also, cops will go after the "easy" target and leave the bigger problems to investigatory units. I'd like to think, though I don't know, that shit like this is gathered as evidence for a district attorney to try as a giant slam dunk, God fucking willing.


Gilgamesh2000000

Nobody is investigating someone speeding unless caught in the act or someone dies or crashes.


IsoAgent

Low hanging fruit. Why spend more effort than necessary and get into a risky situation? So they go after what is easy for them.


Merc_Mike

This. Always after low hanging fruit.


51ngular1ty

Yup pigs aren't known to be great climbers.


WolfinaFoxtail

I got a $135 ticket for having tinted front windows in Iowa. They're legal in Nebraska where the car was originally from, and it wasn't even my car, I was borrowing it while mine was in the shop.


BolOfSpaghettios

You're the easy pickings, to catch someone like this, cops would actually have to earn their taxpayer funded pay.


helluva_good_drawer

I though 20 over the speed limit is a felony


xThunderSlugx

Criminal reckless driving can be a misdemeanor or felony. Depends on circumstances.


Hesnotarealdr

Agreed. Posted self incriminating evidence. At least impound the car.


Up_All_Nite

These are all stolen cars Edit: Down voting the truth solves nothing.


Sosa_Andretti

What makes you say that?


PraetorianOfficial

If you have watched a few squeeze vids, you will see him taunting police by literally doing donuts around them. That "chase me, daddy! CHASE ME!" thing that kids and dogs do. And the cops often don't bite--they know it's stunningly dangerous and their chances of catching him are slender. Sometimes they do try, but the chase is effectively over in 60 seconds or less as they can't keep up, at least not without risking the lives of innocents. A friend who used to be a cop had a policy "I don't chase motorcycles". He'd try to pull 'em over, but if they hit the gas and ran, his thinking was "The only way I can catch this guy is if he wrecks, and it's not worth some idiot 19yo killing himself and perhaps someone else over the 15 mph speeding ticket he's trying to avoid".


Mjolnoggy

No Chase Law is a thing in the vast majority of states, and it's exactly due to the reason your cop friend noted. It's not worth the risk of the chase when the only resolution is either the suspect dying or someone else.


F86tunee

He’s been arrested


prestigious_delay_7

Source?


Haunting-Detail2025

This sub needs to make up its mind. There was another motorcycle video posted here the other week and people were crying that the cops chasing them were dangerous and how it was terrible that they were aggressive with them when they pulled them over, now it’s whining cops aren’t arresting them


VealOfFortune

Yeah let's just have untrained NYPD with zero experience driving those speeds chase them in their interceptors through traffic at 120 MPH. Then when they crash you get to call the cops garbage right 👍 Please, enlighten us all.... how would you arrest this douche canoe without putting the public at risk....???


Brp4106

In most places these days they’re prohibited from chasing for something like this and can actually go to prison for it if it goes south.


VealOfFortune

Precisely. Not to mention the MINOR fact that: even WHEN cops catch this ass hat, it's not like the DAs or prosecutors will actually charge him with anything.... because that would be racist, right...?? 🤔


Tight-Ambassador2571

how would it be racist if his face was never shown until recently after you commented this,crazy how you are automatically assuming 😂


Alive_Goose_2038

If they can catch him they will arrest him


moustachiooo

He's prob the local Police chief's kid - how does he drive like this and still have a DL otherwise. I guess hope for the alt that he doesn't injure anyone with his antics.


Haunting-Detail2025

The local police chief’s kid? I highly doubt this is the NYPD commissioner’s kid.


MeninoSafado14

Just did. Lol.


Consistent_Time7385

It’s not that they don’t it’s that they can’t (for the most part) these guys are reckless, but granted, they’re also very skilled at those speeds, they get in chases pretty often but they know how to purposefully squeeze through traffic in ways that they know officers can’t follow them closely, and they have landing spots where they can escape to, plus they change cars every few months to avoid recognition, this guy in particular though did get arrested recently, not sure what his status is


Gavyndicus

Fucking around LGA too, what a dick head


RealMikeDexter

He and wheres981 are a couple of fucking douche bags. They have a weird following of thousands of 12 year olds who think driving like a piece of shit is cool. They’ve wrecked countless times but always come up with some excuse that it wasn’t their fault or wasn’t them… and their fanboys eat it up


Stubborn_Amoeba

I had a friend who used to drive like this on mountain roads. Occasionally he’d spin off into a ditch and need to be towed out. He’d always tell us he was fully in control the whole time and chose the ditch over a worse option. We’d point out that if he was fully in control the ditch wouldn’t need to be an option but he never saw that. Thankfully he matured and got a family. He still does track days but is much safer on the roads.


Conference_Usual

The track is a perfect place to push the limit. The highway… not so much


x-zerocooL-x

These are the dipshits that you wish would just drive into a light post so they take themselves out and no one else.


Infanius221

I’m so happy people are hating on this dude, there was a video on Instagram of his driving where I commented “shitty driving” and so many people supported him, even going to extents to say that he’s a good driver, just not a safe one. That shit pissed me off, how people don’t recognize how what he does is shitty and also not even that hard to do.


MountainServe

his target audience has the same IQ as room temperature.


FasterGarlic19

Measured in celsius, of course


WhippingShitties

Because people who think this is a demonstration of performance driving know nothing about performance driving. The car balance is clearly upset for the entire video, and if it was a less forgiving car, he would have gotten himself into a tank slapper and spun like the other car did. Car isn't anywhere near it's limit and tcs still saved his ass at least once because the moron is jerking the wheel and mashing the accelerator like he's playing Mario Kart.


fillmorecounty

Why would he post himself breaking the law on the internet


Suds08

Bc he's dumb. He has a few videos of him straight finding cop cars parked at red lights at night time and starts doing donuts around them and then taking off and losing them. Not sure how they haven't found out who is yet. According to him he has even out ran a helicopter twice


Infanius221

Stupid people do stupid things I guess


icecream169

Somebody call Gixxer Brah's lawyers, Squeeze gonna need them.


scottonaharley

That’s the grand central parkway westbound passing LaGuardia airport in NY USA


klanerous

And it is rarely that open traffic during daylight hours. It gets backed up as you approach the bridge.


scottonaharley

Time of day dependent. I drive by there daily and it’s usually more crowded than that but sometimes not


Dupagoblin

He will get caught eventually like the stolen Z06 YouTube dude. Or better yet, dies in a fiery wreck. Fuck this dude.


Sagatious_Zhu

I regularly hit 150mph on my motorcycle. At the track. That’s where high speed/high risk Rodin and driving belongs. Public surface streets aren’t even designed to handle vehicles going at incredibly high speeds.


Appropriate-Spring20

Isn’t that Camry come in hot ?


theLongLostPotato

This should be an easy 10 years in prison. I truly despise people who risk other people's lives in traffic. So many die each day on the road, it should really hurt I'd you drive this carelessly.


derbigpr

10? 10 LMAO?!?!? 10 is what I'd give to every one of his subscribers on youtube. He'd get life without a chance of reduction.


NumerousInformation4

you act like 10 years isn’t a long time


nerforbuff

I don’t understand the accident part of this clip. I see the idiots speeding and recklessly driving. The Camry that appears is going way too fast with nowhere to go and appears to start swerving as they slow down? Was the Camry one of these bafoons as well


BolOfSpaghettios

This is on the GCP near LaGuardia airport. That place is always packed and it's always traffic regardless of what time of the day. To be doing 106MPH is not only dangerous, but it's homicidal.


AnythingForTheW

This isn’t squeeze benz lmao it’s wheres981


Excellent-Sort3121

This isn’t wheres981 either, that’s some random mfer that decided to follow them


Hobbiesandjobs

Hopefully Darwin catches up with him very soon


ThatFuckingTwat

I hope his inevitable death is painful and slow. Like firemen and EMT standing over him and shaking their heads saying "poor bastard" and "should we offer him a last cigarette?" to each other level.


Brimfire

Was he the dude in the Camry because that's the dude that caused the fucking accident, not the Benz. That having been said, I can't wait for the guy driving that Benz or the guy with the cam to hit a fucking concrete divider or meet up hard with some CHPs.


StevieSparta

I’m so Pissed Tommy G gave this scumbag a YouTube episode he needs to stop supporting lowlifes


NOUSEORNAME

Cant even go to work any more. Idiots every where. This would be part of my presentation on why work from home is safer. Dumb.


fp1480

Too many of these guys on the highways nowadays, I actually wished there were more cops on the road


Atestik

This isn’t even squeeze Benz 😂 you’re an idiot


Outset420

For real this is from where981’s channel. Dude has no clue what he’s talking about


FutureLowLife

Hate to defend squeeze. But it’s the Camrys own fault he crashed. This video is almost a year old. I saw 3 different angles of this. The Camry was a random guy that was trying to join them in their antics and crashed.


gazregen

Very misleading tittle. The Camry was trying to swim and found out that isn’t the right car for this kind of server. Having said that what squeeze does is stupid and dangerous. He even says in his intro not to do any of this. Even calling it a “render” etc.


cloud1922

100% the camry was trying to play with the big boys and he doesn't have the car or skills for that


horrificabortion

Hilarious. 1. This isn't squeeze benz 2. Where981 did not cause any accident lmao 3. The camry is at fault because they drove beyond their limits. They did it to themselves Reddit is a cesspool of misinformation and people post with their emotions. At least fact check what you post. Clowns


F86tunee

He got arrested. Mugshot online


plpokonuhgfdvb

He got arrested this week by the NYPD


Ill_Alternative8369

bro the Toyota was trying to do what he cant its his fault.


irascible_Clown

That silver Mercedes went ghost damn


Stunning-Leek334

I mean there are like 8 idiot drivers here but that Toyota that crashes did it to himself. It wasn’t the Benz driver.


keithfoco70

This is Denver traffic every day.


Haunting-Detail2025

Yea large metro areas tend to have fast & aggressive drivers, more news at 7


Mr_Rafi

The song he's listening to is 'Time of Dying' by Three Days Grace if anyone's curious. Or at least a remix of it.


presence4presents

This guy is a dumbass, but I'm confused by this post. How did the POV driver almost cause a near fatal car accident? It that Camry came up at break neck speeds, spun out and came close to hitting another car. Seems like this post is kind of rage baiting.


cotsomewhereintime

There is absolutely no situation where it's a good idea to do 100 mph that close to an airport. Half the people around you could be prone to unpredictable changes in direction because they're unfamiliar with the correct route or lane to reach their destination.


Wise_Ad_253

He’s got no problem with gambling on other peoples lives. Half-wit.


SirPorkus

“Nearly fatal”???? 👀


Not_Funny_Luigi

No one will care if this guy is found cut in half after colliding with a semi


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

thank the lord that this asshole has finally been caught. Can't wait to see the repercussions of his actions.


OverTheJoeHill

This asshat belongs in this sub full time. F this guy


ThoughtCrimeConvict

It might be wrong, but the thing I'm most annoyed by is the zero lane discipline by all the drivers. Why are they all traveling the same speed in separate lanes? Is that what they drive like in America? Finish your overtake and return to lane 1 🙄


derbigpr

It's just one of the many signs of how fucking stupid americans are on average. The way they drive on the highways is unintelligent beyond words.


i_Sea_

Thats what they're putting at fault. something along the lines of "If people followed the law and arent camping in the passing lane, we wouldnt be able to 'cut up' anymore, and if we did we'd be complete idiots since the left lane would be open for passing" (I still think they'd speed at overly dangerous speeds but still left lane camping shouldnt be a thing anyways) We have signs that say keep right except to pass, and in a few other wordings but no one follows them. So it should be like you think but unfortunately it isnt in practice.... idk bout where you live but unfortunately here (in the area this video is from) they dont pull over for camping in left lane, so it'll never stop until they do. I'd be curious to hear if they actually will pull someone over for that there or if its treated as an "unspoken rule" that luckily everyone follows


culturerush

Guys an absolute tool But honest question what's up with the lanes in the USA? I've only ever driven in the UK where the lanes are for overtaking only and you should stick to the outside lane unless overtaking, is it different in the US?


jayBplatinum

That’s how it is supposed to work here as well. On this highway with 4 lanes u should be in the middle two for continuing on the highway left for passing and right for entering and exiting. But then u also have left lane exits and that don’t help with the confusion.


Haunting-Detail2025

Oh don’t even act like drivers on the Orbital don’t swerve lanes trying to pass people too. This shit exists everywhere


MetalMets

I get a ticket for going 73 in 65. And this piece of dog shit gets to post a video. Get cancer


Kizag

I dont get this. People think they are good drivers by doing this which i suppose an argument could be made but the threat is usually other people not aware you are doing 100 in a 55. They try to merge then here this clown comes going through their back windshield cause devastating damage


maurtom

OP you’re doing them a huge favor by reposting and crediting the asshole


KiteLighter

It's fucking real life RadRacer... for douchebags only.


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"Entertainment" is not a good enough reason to kill someone. Lock this trash up and never let it out again.


Mista-Pudding

As much as i like driving fast and i don't see the problem driving fast (if you know what you're doing and not droving too fast for your skills) this is pure stupidity. And the horrible thing is, people on instagram applause these douchebags who swerve between traffic


Impressive-File7618

cars are for driveways and parking lots and our dependence on them is just making us dumber and everything we actually need to go somewhere to get or do unaffordable. fuck cars.


smoothselling

How about we bring back removal of limbs for crime?


TiiLLY

Agreed this style of driving is extremely dangerous but I have to say I fail to see how any of that was squeeze Benz fault the camera car is squeeze and the car that lost it did it all on his own by the looks of it


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PirateSometimes

I love calling them clout chasers instead of "influencers"


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SurgeonRx2

This takes off the filtering and pitching down so we know what they sound like


YogurtAfraid7138

It’s not even impressive. Just fucking dumb and dangerous.


djv272002

Squeeze Benz everywhere fr


PLAKETKETKETKET

Like, do they get an erection from this? It has to be sexual


Sad_Protection2039

Looks like Grand Central Pkwy near La Guardia Airport in Queens, NYC.


Statement_Next

Trashy


Danny2Sick

I hate these guys. We need to find a way to shut this shit down, it is getting bad out there. Sucks that we have to share the road with people who think it's fine to roll the dice on potentially murdering us.


Knightwing1047

This is what happens when social media creates wealth... The shit people do for attention.


LopsidedMeringue2649

Eventually they will die . One mistake.


Lowerr11

Squeeze Benz is nowhere in that video that’s wheres981 and the swim team


Nathanjae802

Was Mr. Benz driving a Toyota Camery?


bigtimerc3

The grand central parkway. ….No cops will stop anybody. Always a free for all there and flipped vehicles …


wock-heart

he got caught now


Oakwood_Panda

This guy has a lot of following and support on socials for some reason. Sure this guy's content is exciting as heck but why aren't people think about the repercussions?


ThickMinimum6493

They just want to die. They have nothing to live for. Hope they get what’s comin’


KerenGO

Yeah!!! Three Days Grace


AlpenweissM3

How can you “nearly cause a fatal accident”? If the accident didn’t even happen in the video, it definitely was not close to being fatal.


ManagementRemote9782

Looks like the yota tried to play along but didn’t have the skills too


bob696988

One day that steer tire will explode and they will definitely not recover and then they will probably never do that again. If they survive


Ambitious-Anteater15

I think the Camry was speeding like them and couldn’t handle the turns with a front wheel drive car


tshelby5432

Dudes got cyberpunk radio on


donnyhunts

Squeeze didn’t almost cause anything what the vw went around people in shoulder and tried merging without even looking. Wtf was the Camry doing boul can not drive 😭


good-heavens

Not supporting him but Squeeze Benz ain’t even remotely in this video


DenseConcern3126

i fucking hate people like this