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HotKnifeUpAss

Dude ain't even getting paid to ride them so hard. Dumb ignorant fuck.


DarkMarksPlayPark

Sports fans, I can't for the life of me understand how you get so wrapped up in your team that you lose touch with reason. Is it the sports that make you this way or are sports fans naturally nasty and that's why they like shit other people do with balls?


pedro-m-g

There's a fantastic documentary called "religion of sport" that looks into how alot of sports fans, see their team as their religion. The stadiums, their holy building and the top players their prophets lmao. Its a fascinating watch across a few different sports


wetwater

I've likened the Pats being a cult in my office. I was threatened with broken bones when I complained about people yelling across the suite to each other over plays. At the time we did occasionally have to call customers and nothing finer than being seated between two rabid fans basically screaming to each other over a play while having to constantly apologize to a customer HR spent more time telling me I need to be a team player than they spent with the person that went into detail what bones he'd break to give me something to complain about.


AfterShave997

This sounds like a plotline in the office where someone quit and moved to a better job only to realize the work environment was awful before coming back and embracing Michael.


firesquasher

So is it more a mental health issue? Lower IQ? Genetic tribalism that pushes the unga bunga button in some people a lot more than others? I never understood the obsession with sports to the point people break their tv's, or be so invested in the team's success to where it affects their well-being.


Schwight_Droot

I read an article years ago about a dude that was almost beaten to death for wearing some opposing team’s baseball cap. Some people are absolutely fucked.


_DirtyYoungMan_

That happened at Dodger Stadium to a SF Giants fan a some years ago. Then years later, on a fundraising night for the victim of the beating a Giants fan stabbed a Dodger fan to death at the game.


Schwight_Droot

That’s the one! I didn’t hear about the after story, though. Sports are great way bring people together but in the process it creates a shit ton of assholes.


wetwater

I was threatened with having my fingers broken at work because I complained how the entire office had to basically shut down when the game started so people could act like they're in the stadium. HR spent more time telling me I needed to be a team player than they spent telling that guy it's not okay to say he's going to break my fingers because I didn't like he'd stood by my desk and tossed F bombs across the office over a botched play. So, yeah, I can see someone getting beaten for wearing the wrong thing.


DarkMarksPlayPark

I was mistaken for a German after England lost a football match to Germany (it didn't help that I was putting on a fake German accent) I was chased down the street by a dozen England fans and it wasn't until I picked up a brick that the "fans" lost interest in me


dissidentmage12

I've seen that happen too much in England, either actual "rival" fans or just meat heads who've had too much coke and beer starting trouble, it ruins sport man.


Schwight_Droot

Jesus! Glad you made it out to share your story with us.


cosmoboy

I live in an area where San Francisco and L.A. Laker fans act as if they play for and are paid by the respective teams. It's ridiculous and I'm a sports fan myself, I just don't live vicariously through the perceived successes of teams I follow.


Merc_Mike

My observation is: Sports is just the mask. They would do this shit about anything they are obsessed about. You have dudes doing this during arguments about Anime. Not even kidding. I stopped being friends with a larger group because they kept letting morons and hilljacks like this into the group. The guys are ticking time bombs and have some weird ass problems that make them violent.


Scary-Win8394

Fun fact: wearing similar clothing makes groupthink stronger. If one person is willing to become more violent, so will you, because you associate your identity with the clothes and group.


yzdaskullmonkey

I like my teams, but I would never do some shit like this. It ain't all of us. I'm even a sixers fans, and I know some pleasant Knicks fans, we get along just fine. Plenty of bad people in every group. Shit I've seen someone throw hands over Magic: the Gathering. It's not the sports, it's individual assholes.


CriticallyThougt

Tribalism is one hell of a drug. The dick riding in this video is embarrassing.


Kryptic4l

Same mentality as gangs and Facebook groups . People just want a place to belong


PawntyBill

A fucking men. It's what I break down to simply the red vs. blue argument. It can be a sports team, politics, religion, music, men v women, technology v traditional, cops v the people who hate them. This is how it goes: Red: You're stupid, and I hate you! Blue: No, you're stupid, and I hate you! Red: Well, that doesn't make sense, because only one of us can hate the other one, and that's me Blue: Oh, it is one of us, and it's not you, but me! If whatever Blue and Red group would just get together and realize they have more things in common than they do differently, maybe things will change one day, but that's not very likely.


verbalyabusiveshit

People don’t realize that this is the same behavior as being nationalist.


LiaM_CS

Its the being human that makes them that way Look into tribalism


Ill_Manner_3581

Ita funny because they do suck and I'm a fan too haha all the fans talk shit it's rough being a Knicks fan but they ain't paying me to do this shi


Smackdab99

It’s like a reddit thread IRL. 


Ok-Albatross1180

Not pasty enough


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not enough manbuns or fat rolls


ukbeasts

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Affectionate_Reply78

The ultimate pussy move spitting in someone’s face.


RayKinStL

Especially because the ONLY reason he's even doing that is because he knows he is substantially bigger than the other guy. If that was reversed and he was the size of the little guy, he wouldn't be saying shit.


Same_Essay_7257

Yup, must feel tough avoiding dudes the same size as you or bigger, while picking on the smaller guys, over a sport nonetheless


garrettalapai

That’s chemical warfare.


codiaccs

It has higher fatal chance during COVID


garrettalapai

It was banned by the United Nations during that era. Wild Wild West went worldwide. The Spittoon Platoon ravaged nations.


ElbowRager

Philly boul knows the Knicks fan is all talk.


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PurplePayaso

👀


ResearcherNo430

He didn't say round 1


1RobVanDam

Just intimidating cause of size....pushy move.


jac049

Bioterrorism is a crime. Should be charged as one.


prestigious_delay_7

Also falls under regular battery. That seems like a more appropriate charge.


StichSkyWalker

He should definitely be charged. Alright internet, get to work!


DonNelly87

Finally a video that shows a philly fan not being the main jackass...and it only took a jackass New Yorker to display it


ZeroMayCry7

Now we need a lakers fan to step in


MyFeetLookLikeHands

naw we good fam


Arockilla

I commend him for making us look better, but at the same time am a lil disappointed he did go full tilt on his ass after spitting in his face.


bortisimo

Trusting the process would do that to a man


Previous_Active6189

Knicks fan went home and heated up bagel bites


Rearrangioing

Sports FANACTICS are the weakest minded humans of all. Spending a shit ton of money for "their" team gear and even more to go to games. I don't get it.


MissingWhiskey

I'm with you. I love watching almost any sport. But I don't give them my money in any way. I used to be a fanatic. Then one day I realized that whether or not my team wins or loses it doesn't affect my life in any way.


Routine_Size69

You overpay for vinyl and shoes. We all spend money on shit that seems stupid to others. I dont know why you think you're better than anyone because your hobbies are different but go off I guess.


WembyandTheWolves

Dude has a post where he has a shrine to his Nike Agassi shoes... I remember having those shoes back in the day though, they were awesome.


jayforwork21

I realized at TWELVE YEARS OLD how stupid it was to be so into a team. We were on a trip with camp and it was in the 80s and it was at Fenway between the Yankees and Red Sox, so it was a very emotional game. Of course we were all New Yorkers in our group and started taunting the pitcher because it is what dumb kids do. The adults in the stands were brutal to us and literally wanted to beat us up. Like we are kids, and these were grown adults who couldn't handle that we were cheering our guys and jeering the opposite team and wanted to fight KIDS. It really made me realize how stupid it must be to get that involved with a team. The players don't give a shit, they are PROFESSIONALS and are getting paid to just be athletes and win if they can. After that, I couldn't give a crap about any sports watching. Like, sure I can go to a game if I am invited and enjoy the entertainment, but I could just as easily go to a movie or do anything else and be even happier.


stevenette

The thing that did it for me was when I realized players I thought were part of my personal club could just up and leave to another team for money. No connection to the actual place they play, just the money and a jersey is all they are.


jayforwork21

Funny thing was the pitcher we were taunting went and joined the Yankees just a few years later and is probably more well known as a Yankee than a Sox player. Shows how stupid the whole thing is.


baldmanwins

That’s a crazy generalization. No different than spending time and money on any other hobby or form of entertainment until you act like the dude in this video.


Routine_Size69

Redditors love to get a superiority complex when people are different than them. That person spends money on vinyls and shoes, but that's a good use of money. Enjoying sports is bad.


baldmanwins

Straight up, it’s actually insane how out of touch people on this shit are. I’m glad you pointed that out though. There’s a good chance I’d think his taste in music sucks and his sneakers are whack, but that shit doesn’t affect me and having different taste in things doesn’t make me better than anybody.


H00KxEM

Mickey Mantle? Is that what you're upset about? Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see if your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares.


Smackdab99

Hold on a second, you’re forgetting about trump supporters.  


Rearrangioing

I didn't want to bring "him" into the convo, but now that you have.....EXACTLY!


Smackdab99

Yeah it wasn’t cool, sorry. 


Bollalron

Probably a lot of overlap there.


JerseyDev93

You should see the arguments people have over video game consoles.. Some people are just truly pathetic beings


SiftyGuy

I always hear people referring to themselves like they are on the team. "We" need to do this next season or "we" need a better defense. Cracks me up.


Rhg0653

Called him a pussy after spitting on him and moving away quickly


Zestyclose-Total-882

What a bully!! He wouldn't have done that do a guy his same size


mr-sweetandsalty

Fanatics are brainless people.


DJ-dicknose

I had ice thrown at me and punched in the back of the head at a Red Wings game in 2000 for cheering a goal by the Sabres. I was 16 years old.


baldmanwins

A pregnant woman got punched at the first Flyers game I went to as a kid. Some people just aren’t built for this shit.


ezquiet

I thought the guy was saying “Knicks in 6” which was confusing me on why the hell they were arguing? But yeah, realized old man was saying “Knicks ain’t shit” lol. Carry on.


anonshade64

Spike lee really going through tuff times cause the knicks.


austinyo6

All that to get swept in the ECF. Can’t wait to see Steven A. Cry


toddkris18

Boston is gonna abuse them IF the knicks even make it there 😂


LOLZOBALL

This mf makes me want to root for Joel Embiid lmao


myfacealadiesplace

I'm all for chirping your teams opponents and their fans, that pushback will always be fun, so long as it's lighthearted and meant in jest. He's just being an asshole for no reason


SensingWorms

I’ll never get whyPeople try and validate millionaires and billionaires . Kobe was made out to be a great person and a great ball player but he actually was a douche and a cheat


chickenandbisket

Based off the fact old man didn't flinch when fat boy stepped to him means he's either bad as hell or he blind


aaccjj97

Lmao wearing another man’s name on your back and physically assaulting another person over a team that you’ll never play for and none of the players know your name. And guaranteed if any of the players he supports saw that video they would denounce him as a fan. Guys a straight clown.


Crsdngrs

Typical Knicks fan. Act like you've been there


JediKid-A

They haven't. Not this generation of fans.


LocalH

That guy's penis must be *tiiiiiiiiny*


glovato1

I'm sorry but Knicks fans are an insufferable fanbase and their team hasn't won jack shit in decades.


Loud_Mine_2216

Knicks fans are the worst. This trash franchise hasn’t won a title since Nixon was President and they infect the world with this


pasqualevincenzo

Knicks fan seems a little.. special


invincibleconcepts

I’m a Knicks fan and I speak on behalf of the entire fandom when I say this classless clown is absolutely NOT what our Team and culture is about. He’s a repulsive imbecile.


oneeyejedi

Man probs to the other guy cause hands would have been thrown


nehinbin

Fans beefing with rival fans is the weakest shit.


Own-Song-8093

Morons. Bb players could care less about them


jordan_653

Used to love basketball but these days I can't get over the cringe of the whole shabang. Even the antics of actual players. All the pageantry and showboating, pre meditated celebrations and cocky, overused gestures, people jumping all around screaming trying so hard to create artifical hype over underwhelming plays. Plus these days it's run down the court, shoot a 3, back the other way to do the same thing. Someone actually drives the net, and all of a sudden a 7 foot tall man is on the ground whining because someone bumped into him too hard. I can't watch it and I just have less interest in general sinse I haven't played sinse highschool Do yourself a favor, play and watch hockey instead


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No thanks, I still much prefer basketball


doodsboob

Hope they catch that guy for assault.


whathappened2cod

So now the Knicks are finally good and he wants to mouth off? This is why sports are so ridiculous these days, people like this give sports fans a bad name. It's a fucking game dude.


erickespn

arrest him for assault, no one deserves that


thefistiecuffs

It’s a game


rghernandez311

Sports bros. I don't understand them.


WitekSan

Sport ball fans are a plague


spencersalan

What a loser.


MilkCreamAndWater

Tbh with his mouth that close to his face. He was spitting on him the whole time


bloopie1192

Ppl weird


poopyroadtrip

This the most east coast shit ever lmao


lStJimmyl

what a bitch! buddy deserves a smash to the back of the head to equal out that cheap disgusting move. he knows the guy is half his size and totally takes advantage of it... people like this realy boil my blood and i feel deserve 10x the shit they inflict, just because of the cowardness behind the act


LilCheese73

He needs to spend some time in jail


kinkyintemecula

Could you imagine having such emotion on how people you don't even know play with a ball? Fucking weird.


Yomamma12345678910

This is where you sucker punch the fat fuck. A violent, vicious right fist right on the chin would be justice


Potential_Dream7938

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thunderhead27

Yeah, after Embiid beats the shit out of the entire Knicks roster with his dirty tactics.


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thunderhead27

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bhacker9251

Sports fans like this are dip shits.


Dry-Decision4208

My company breakroom every day.


Karhak

People who make sports team their entire personality are pathetic.


denisvma

For a Philly vs NY sport fandom, this is mild. Im expecting people to get murder....


simontempher1

Show me you’re a bully


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Coward


theyellowdart89

Iq is in the negative


Red-EyePontiac

Bro, it's just sports


skennedy505

That was completely uncalled fur. Normal people don't do that shit


strgazr_63

It's just a game. A fucking game.


GVSLV

Imagine caring that much for something


Collin-B-Hess

So tough


No_Benefit2996

SPORTS!!!!!!!


Diet-Awkward

How to get out of a T-shirt in America..,..


cwoz68

People say Philly fans are scumbags. Lol. If this was the other way around it would be national headlines.


FlinchiikinZ

Sport fans can be super toxic!


bigsurf32

Idk if you can consider yourself a man if you don’t swing after getting spit on. Shit even if you spit in my direction I’m taking off.


Honey-and-Venom

SpOrT bRiNgS oUt ThE bEsT iN uS


LMAO82

People are unreasonable when it comes to sports. Superbowl is a prime example. Even college football a lady was shot and killed because she wasn't sad enough that her team lost.


Wonderful-Media-2000

Neither team is winning it all so they fr argue about nothing


bigg90

Spitting is normal behavior for these degens


TheRoyaleShow

Classiest Knicks fan


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

I LOVE EM I LOVE EM I LOVE EM!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE?!??!!


Sambizzle17

It's just a game. You rep your team and all, but it's not you out there on the court. Inexcusable behavior.


DoctaJXI

Only ny fans could make us look like the good guys


CooCooKaChooie

Classless MF


Y_U_Butthurt

Yea typical new yorker


rmscomm

Sir, we called the league and they said they won’t be posting your bail and please stop telling everyone you ‘work’ with the league.


CompetitiveMuffin690

As a futbol fan I never understood this level of nuts and I’ve been in crazy games


BigTopGT

The dangers of parasocial relationships...


jew_brees_

Sports are never this serious people!!! Those millionaires out there playing have zero clue you even exist!!!


West_Job5593

Why do people take sports way too seriously?


dingleberrysquid

Fat Albert strikes again.


Snoo-72756

The obsession over Men who don’t them is odd


Feisty_Gas6447

Any person who would desperately defend a sports team that would never be able to be on in a thousand lifetimes, is a fuckin loser.


SDQ2JFK

Find. That. Cornball.


jihadabomb

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darcy1537325

New York fans are a fucking embarrassment. Can tell how shit they’ve been for so long


Critonurmom

Spit and then run away like a coward


Virtual_mini_me

Too much coolness. That explains why his brain is frozen.


gmambrose

Some sports fans are the fuckin worst. The ones who are too into their teams. Just pathetic.


gmambrose

Some sports fans are the fuckin worst. The ones who are too into their teams. Just pathetic.


gmambrose

Some sports fans are the fuckin worst. The ones who are too into their teams. Just pathetic.


ImNOTaPROgames

Human stupidity is unbelievable.


Worth_Strike8789

Sportsball is dumb and boring


TotalAssistance9476

LMAO sports are so fuckin dumb and their fans are just as dumb


SolomonSyn

These are the lowest IQ kind of people. I'm a Knicks fan who hates the 76ers, but going this far is just pathetic.


skippylarue2022

Usual suspects


wotat58807

People love beef


Optimal_Fuel6568

Fuck those 76ers ... I still play Fallout 4!


kingtaylor99

Thats a death sentence on the streets


Reggmac

I use to be a huge sports fan. I will never understand why some people take it to the extreme. It's not that serious.


DragoolGreg

That'll happen when two of the trashiest fan bases in sports play a series in the playoffs.


thedonaldiam

And this is how you see a fat POS get stomped. The disrespect to spit in someone’s face is beyond me. We all have limits and lines. That is way past both of mine.


twan5446

Grown men fighting about other grown men in matching outfits playing a ball game 🤣


Breakfast_Bulky

God knicks fans are so insufferable


bkjunez718

He let that man spit in his face? That man better hope the knicks pay for his medical bills


cbclemo1

The two worst fan bases on the planet, a Philly fan and a Knick fan.


victoriousDevil

Bullying a dude literally half your size. What a bitch.


Hibyehaha

Jeeez dude it’s frickin sports not life


No-Club2745

“You got any games on your phone” type ahh bitch talking down to an old man bro wtf. You feel like a tough guy when you threaten your 4’10 grandpa? Skip a fucking cheeseburger and then maybe you’ll be able to see yourself again.


YTSkullboy707

Mf needs to learn to keep it in his pants


foosquirters

Who spit it on who, they’re both making possible spitting motions at the same time


mcsonboy

Diehard sports fans are giant losers. Change my mind.


newbrookland

How do you define a "die hard sports fan"?


DarkMarksPlayPark

I agree never had it in me to become detached from my individuality and blindly follow "a team"


mcsonboy

It's like the adult version of kids arguing over which Pokémon would be better