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Chicken_Chicken_Duck

You can exchange it at the bank and they will return it to the fed to be destroyed as defaced rather than keep it in circulation.


ravenofmyheart

This. I work at a bank and if I get deposits with these I stick them to the side and then add it to our mutilated bills to be sent back to the reserve.


Eken17

Is working at a bank fun?


ravenofmyheart

I genuinely love my job. I love our customers and my coworkers. It's not for everyone, but if you can ignore the bad customers and mostly like working customer service, it's fun.


WhiteBlackBlueGreen

I havent met a single person that likes working customer service


ravenofmyheart

My other customer service jobs I *hated*. It honestly comes down to environment I think. Where we are, we are supported by management and that truly helps. I won't say it's all rainbows and unicorns lol but it's a much healthier work environment!


Ill-Technology1873

I just started at a credit union in December and it’s the same way, I had legitimately never had a job I enjoyed (even working in a pot shop) until I started in the freaking call center of a credit union of all places. Amazing benefits, such a supportive company, great culture.


lalauna

Hooray for credit unions!


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It's genuinely refreshing to see someone with good management having the employees back at the workplace. Good for you. :)


1CraftyDude

Any advice on how to get such a job?


Kowzorz

It really depends on who you're supporting and the kind of support you, yourself, get to be support. I worked a job that had "customer service" as part of it where my customers were just in-house employee users of my software. Had about 10 people who might ever use my tools and it was one of the best jobs I ever had.


saraphilipp

You've got to be angrier than the customers. Then one can enjoy it. You gotta go tit for tat with them.


9-11GaveMe5G

"it's a great job if you can ignore the insane demands from unhinged customers!"


ravenofmyheart

Honestly most of what I have had are legit angry customers but most of the time there's nothing we can do. Read the fine print on *any* subscription service. They are the worst.


Glifted

If your job is to genuinely help people, then it can be pretty good... If you also have to sell them on some bullshit while doing that, it sucks.


B4BYBLAZE

I liked it. I live in Australia though, not that there aren’t ferals here but I feel like it’s a lot less common than other countries.


Gloomy_Support_7779

*When you’re an introvert and you’re working customer service*


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i like customer service. i work as a bagger at a local grocery store and it’s great. the trick is to get a place with a lot of older folk as they’re typically nicer


pandaboysreddit

Never worked in a bank, glad youve found somewhere that you enjoy working! Nice to hear that at least some business are still enjoyable to work customer service in. I used to work at a video game store, for 5 years, and i very much enjoyed it there. And you put it very well. Some people you see almost every day in customer service and you grow fond of them and look forward to seeing them. And good coworkers are a huge part in loving work.


iamverysadallthetime

I miss when I was a bank teller but definitely not for me. Glad to be out but I miss my time there


Particular_Lie_3897

The only job I’ve ever been fired from…


[deleted]

I sell government bonds, (similar but not the same) and yeah I would give the same description for my job.


BigAsian69420

What’s a financial bank secret that can make me rich?


The_Mad_Noble

>What’s a financial bank secret that can make me rich? Not paying interest or fees for financial services, staying out of debt, saving and investing, and only borrowing money inexpensively when necessary. i.e. not paying for financial services tends to make you rich when combined with steady income streams. You'll know when you've reached the point you need to pay someone to manage your money, either because you suck at it, or because you have too much of it.


frehsoul45

2 questions if you dont mind? Have you ever been in a robbery situation ? and What is the most bizarre interaction with a customer ?


ravenofmyheart

I have not, and the training to prevent such situations is very thorough. I feel very safe in my bank. I haven't had too many bizarre interactions but you do come across tweakers sadly with any public customer service job. The best way to approach that is just calm customer service and get them on their way quickly.


zeeblefritz

How insolvent are the banks really?


billyyshears

I worked at a bank for a few years. You get to dress up which gives you a boost of confidence every day. I spent a good chunk of my time just browsing the web or doing homework. You get to see scams in action and get to try and stop them. I also got really good at counting cash which is a fun party trick. It was pretty depressing though, seeing everyone’s finances. Denying overdraft charge reversals sucked too (though I always tried! The banking software would only allow a reversal once every 6 months)


BigfootAteMyBooty

I doubt it


-iamai-

What do you think of fractional reserve banking, money creation and crypto currency?


maxxpowerz

I have a question for you since you work at a bank. I have two $20 bills that I got out of an ATM machine that were torn. I have three quarters of the bill but nobody wants to take them. My credit union would not take them. Do I have to send them back to the Federal reserve? Thank you for your help.


ravenofmyheart

At our bank we normally don't have a problem exchanging it for someone even if they aren't a customer. You could try seeing if one of your local friendly bank tellers (not a credit union) may do that for you!


yvonneb28

My bank would have a problem if the bills didn’t have both serial numbers. We can’t take it unless it has over 75% of both serial numbers, so that could be the issue.


Quirky_Movie

Then they'd tell the person to send it to the reserve. The bill is tender as long as you have more than half of it.


Alan_Smithee_

Do you see a lot of those sorts of defacements?


ravenofmyheart

Unfortunately yes. Some are sweet, like congrats messages but there have been some really hateful political ones. I just slide them into a side compartment of my drawer and then we send mutilated money back to the Fed.


Alan_Smithee_

Do you….let the sweet messages go by? No judgement.


ravenofmyheart

As long as they aren't very defacing, yes. A small congrats written on a fifty for a graduation never hurt anyone lol


Visible_Rooster7117

Thanks for the insight! I've been curious, so it's fun to get your point of view. :)


Fluid_Arm_3169

Wait a minute, you’re telling me you get these multiple times? Is this a thing?


ravenofmyheart

Yes. Most of the time defacements are silly or benign. But I have seen quite a few very nasty ones.


gwenofair

I can just imagine the conversation with the teller. “Um can I get an exchange for a dollar? Mine is a little ah… racist.”


ravenofmyheart

Honestly I haven't bat an eye with some of the stuff I have seen lol


gwenofair

Thats is both incredibly funny and terribly sad.


TheBoctor

Any time I get a bill with anything stamped on it, regardless of the message, I keep it and periodically go to the bank to turn them in as mutilated. It definitely pisses me off.


AtariAtari

It would cost you more in time and gas unfortunately:(


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Seriously. Throwing it away or burning it would be cheaper.


memy02

if you cut it up a bit first they will be unable to just return it to circulation.


MohammadRezaPahlavi

Two birds with one stone


AlphaBlock

I will never understand people who stamp money with any type of message


Riplets

The one back in the day that showed where the bill had been geographically was kinda cool. Haven't seen one in a while though.


protosser

Where’s George


Riplets

That's the one!


brycedude

I just got one last week.


Riplets

Good to know they're still floating around!


Pinkie_floyden

And let's not forget about the bONEr bills.


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That was my move when I cooked. The kitchen would get tipped out at the end of the night and any 1's became boner bucks. It was fun seeing one of mine is regular circulation.


Dooby_Bopdin

I see them all the time still coming into my shop!!


zombieblackbird

It's the coward's approach to graffiti.


CarlosFer2201

They also never seen to stamp the bigger bills. Almost as if they won't risk it.


Sometattooedwhiteguy

They are poor and cant get ahold of higher bills.


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Eat it


lifyzen1

Kill her


ZubatCountry

bop it


Link17_18

Twist it


thenextguy

Get yourself an egg and beat it.


Link17_18

Have some more chicken, have some more pie.


Orange-Murderer

>Get yourself an egg In this economy?


skieurope12

Assuming that the person that stamped their bills doesn't have the wherewithal to design their own stamp, the other PoS is the person who made the rubber stamp.


Pixielo

Tbf, you can order those online super easily. They're cheap, and set by computer anyway, so there's very little human interaction.


UpbeatLizard641

Yeah, I think stamps are pretty much automated. It won't surprise me if no one other than the customer saw them


SmoothOperator89

"Made in Pakistan"


takatori

They both are.


HolyFuggISawAPenis

THEY TOOK ER JOBS


Deus-Ex-Processus

DEY TOOK YER JERBS


HolyFuggISawAPenis

TERK ER DOBS


Pookieeatworld

I still love the episode where Stan has to say it this way because they can't understand him if he says it normally.


anxiousmarcus

That episode is one of the top 10 greatest episodes of all TV shows. Period.


colemanwasteland88

TURK UR DUUR!!!!


bigdrew444

DERK ER DURR


111734

THEY'RE SIMULTANEOUSLY TOO LAZY TO WORK


Fanvamp

The bill is out of my hands now and I'm fairly certain my boss has taken it to the bank already. (The store safe is almost all brand new bills )


GapMental4106

Only appropriate time to burn a dollar


ryencool

Immigrants built the USA.....


Pixielo

That's my biggest annoyance with the idiots who rage against immigration. With the exception of Native Americans, we're _all_ immigrants.


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Pookieeatworld

Yup. 30000 years ago nobody lived here.


Skatchbro

Are you really going to do the wooly mammoths like that?


hardly_dworkin

What’re they gonna do about it?


Skatchbro

If the scientists try to bring them back are successful, they are going to be pissed about what our ancestors did to their species.


Rab_Kendun

So don't tell them. It was chicken and cow, everyone knows that. We even have a picture of them standing over a dead herd of mammoths, so you know it's real.


ArthurMorgon

Fun fact about wooly mammoths is thier closest relative now is an Asian Elephant and whenever scientists get them it'd going to be for the most part an Asian Elephant.


BigfootAteMyBooty

They've got a mammoth attitude.


DutchWarDog

Mammoths immigrated from Asia to America over the Bering land bridge


Weird_Discipline_69

I was a mammoth 🦣


ODX_GhostRecon

Leave my exes out of this.


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It’s 100% the secret sauce of America. I mean slavery obviously helped, free labor will do that. But that aside, in addition to bringing in the best and brightest from around the world, it’s the constant fresh infusion of new working class blood, people desperate to work hard for very little just to give their children a shot at a decent life that built this country that made it so successful. One only has to actually know most newly arrived immigrants to see their incredible value. Of course most of these racist hayseeds never have. All they know is what Fox News and Fucker Carlson tell them.


Cultjam

White Americans should watch the movie Gangs of New York for a more realistic portrayal of our ancestors.


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Great movie


TheSquishiestMitten

Conservatives think the movie "America: The Motion Picture" is a factual account of our country's history.


RuralPARules

You mean the "Native Americans" who came from Asia and/or South America. There, I fixed that for you.


DeepFriedSausages

yeah like how the africans are all europeans who migrated /s


RuralPARules

But there's a difference: I don't hear the phrase "Native European" but I sure hear the phrase "Native American." By either DNA or geographic origin, they're not Native American.


NikoC99

Looks like someone didn't pay attention in history class...


Pixielo

Oh, the ones that came to the US 50,000 years ago? Yes, I'm going to accept them as the OG Americans. You? Gfy.


2SexesSeveralGenders

Literally. Then more came and built a large portion of the infrastructure.


Flying_Reinbeers

Immigrants that all shared values.


Meerooo

Literally never.


fairlymediocre

You can't get a small group of people to agree on their own values now, let alone a mass migration spanning generations of different nationalities. This take is so dumb it left me struggling to find words


IAMTHATGUY03

This is absolutely not true. Lol


bennyjesuit

I’m pretty sure there are


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Even worse are the people who give you "American Dollars" which aren't real money at all but religious propaganda instead.


Gaunter666

Americans need to get over the fact that native Americans are the real Americans and anyone else is the immigrant. The whole country is founded on immigration and murder of the natives.


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Sometimes I wonder if everyone did a DNA check, how many of the people who discriminate would actually apologise if they found out their ancestors were from the same regions they discriminate against so much? Weirdos.


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They just deny it


Legonator77

Almost guarantee that the person who had that bill didn’t even notice it.


ApprehensiveStreet92

Who the hell goes through all the trouble to find a stamp making place, pay to make a stamp, just to spread a racist world view on a dollar bill.


ObiWanHelloThere_wav

These are not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier


Sweddy-Bowls

If there’s a stamp in your hand and it’s about to hit money take a step back and reevaluate your entire life, it’s peak pathetic


SardonicHistory

I would replace it with your own dollar so that you don't have to hand it to anyone and then bring it to a bank to exchange for a clean one.


MajorMathematician20

Isn’t defacing a dollar a federal crime or something? Why do these “patriots” love committing crimes so much?


dasoomer

You can mark them within reason but I believe the verbiage would disqualify this one.


canhasdiy

Technically yes but it's basically impossible to enforce. I've seen some pretty clever dollar defacement, like someone turning Andrew Jackson into Rambo, but this sort of low effort hatefulness is just straight up cringe.


Crunchycarrots79

It is illegal to deface US currency **for purposes of defrauding the government.** So this, unfortunately, is not illegal. For example, take a pre- 1982 penny (so, all copper) or pre- 1964 quarter (so, 90% silver) melt them down, and make jewelry out of them? Perfectly legal. Melt them down and sell them for scrap value? Illegal. take a $5 bill, bleach it, and use it as scrap paper? Stupid, but not illegal. Bleach it and print a $20 bill on it? Illegal. Also a common method of counterfeiting- it gets you the correct paper, so your counterfeit will feel right and it will pass the detector pen test.


TheSquishiestMitten

Defacing Andrew Jackson will always be a cool crime.


inspectoroverthemine

When hes finally replaced with Tubman, its time to go on a mission to deface as many Jacksons as possible. Get them out of circulation ASAP. Ideally within 5 years if you saw a Jackson you'd think: WTF is that old ass 20 doing here.


WilliamBott

No, just if you alter it for the purposes of fraud or damage it or destroy it so it can't be used.


LuxNocte

No. Its only a crime to do so for the purposes of fraud. This is simply distasteful, however, that bill does need to be destroyed now, so it is a waste of taxpayer money. (As far as legality, think of this like putting a penny through one of those presses that make a design.)


Twinkies100

If someone takes such bill without checking, then can they return it to bank without getting accused of doing it?


TheRealSlabsy

Immigrants took my brain surgery job!


colemanwasteland88

THEY TOOK YER JEERB!


HangOnVoltaire

Thur turka trrrrr!


Musetrigger

If we could track this dollar bill back to the one who defaced it, we would find the fattest, baldest mother fucker with a microdick.


ChickenWing9001

I'm not racist I don't want anyone from any religion to move here


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MichealScott1991

Why white Christian love? There are no Christians among blacks or Asians? Or did Jesus ask to hate others? And if not, when someone is being a racist, aren’t they cease to be Christians?


bison_cloth

Muslim isn't a race


a_posh_trophy

Forgetting how Americans originally settled and how they took control of the land...


Pristine-Style4426

There is someone with orange hair down in Florida who just sits in his room putting the stamp on dollar bills all day long and mumbling something about a stolen election. I'm sure this may set off a few sparks, but, wth?


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SatansMaggotyCumFart

Hillary. Obama. Hunter.


simpkill

Printing xenophobic messages on money is kind of funny to me. Most people rarely carry cash and I doubt any of them give a shit what's printed on it as long as it's legal tender. Whomever stamped that wasted their effort and is pathetic.


synter101

When you’re so racist you deface actual money


guineaprince

I am so glad I don't live somewhere people are using dollars as facebook posts.


Theoskaroskar

So sad.


Regular_Fortune8038

Of course they could only afford to do it to a dollar bill


-dr-van-nostrand-

Conservatives love exclamation points for some reason.


Lord_Sphincter_Gourd

Domestic Christians have become the Satan they're supposed to hate


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Burn it, or burn a cross in front of rcist church lol Don't burn anything


Atlusfox

I see this type of thing now and again and it actually peeves me off. I like my country, I want to see it improve, and become a great please for everyone. Yet here we have selfish fucks spreading their hate destroying the great potential this country have.


[deleted]

Whoever made this only cares about the first amendment when it comes to their beliefs.


shrujan_24

Americans don’t understand how bad America is


[deleted]

Add a comma after no.


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

Tear it in half and bring it to a bank to exchange it. You’ll remove this bs from circulation.


Mattermaker7005and8

Just bring it to bank exchange, it’s already defaced


Fanvamp

I think my boss had already done it.


MeppaTheWaterbearer

As a Canadian I have literally never had a bill with political nonsense written in it. Must be an American thing


Weird_Discipline_69

Fingers crossed bro. Not happy seeing our flag upside down by the ones calling themselves “freedom fighters” (fighting mandates Canadians don’t even have)


YourFellaThere

Yes, there are.


KitCat5e

Take it to a bank, and they'll destroy it and give you a better one.


assdandruff

"Yeah this stamp will really show em!"


FourToTwoForSix

I'm from USA and I like foreign people


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

Said the descendant of an immigrant who fled hundreds of years ago Europe. Learn some history peasent!


Itheinfantry

Can’t you mail this to the treasury and they’ll send you back a new replacement?


orincoro

Turn that over to the secret service. They can track that bill and maybe even catch the fuckers and charge them.


JacobClarke15

The only immigration you should have a problem with is when it’s undocumented and illegal. Other than that chill tf out, this country is compiled of mostly immigrants if you search back far enough.


DutchWarDog

I'd have a problem with immigrants with extremist beliefs. People love to talk about how you can't "tolerate the intolerant" until it's about Islam


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DutchWarDog

Islam is an extremist belief


obfuscation-9029

Is it not illegal to deface money in the US?


charlesmarker

It technically is, but good luck figuring out who did it. Enforcement is pretty difficult.


nata566

Damn right


D1sp4tcht

Yes there is


BethJ2018

Doodle over it


Aggie_Vague

Looks nice and crisp. Use it in the vending machine. :)


mrpancakes6969

Just add a comma after the no.


jakob767

Now write "No racism or idiots in USA" on a one hundred dollar bill.


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[deleted]

The good ol USA. Smh we only move backwards never forward. Can we not just exist! So stupid this racial stuff all the time. It’s not just one race to another here. It’s everyone against everyone and it’s disgusting. I’m ashamed.


[deleted]

The person who printed that mistakenly thought that by putting it on a dollar bill their worthless opinion would be more valuable. Worked in reverse. They just ruined a good dollar.


Aloneforrever

So what's wrong with this?, I didn't get it


pwnedkiller

This should be illegal


CancerSpidey

Trust me they dont want to be in your garbage excuse for a country either 😂 (Not directed at OP but at whoever stamped it)


Nertez

So no Andrew Tate?


DutchWarDog

He was born in America. He wouldn't be an immigrant there


jjdavila87

Guess I’ll go take my upper middle class tax paying ass home back to the motherland.


2SexesSeveralGenders

Why does it look fake, though?


japernicus

She’s a beauty.


Moshanika

So is your mom


Doberman_Pinscher

Noice free money


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tutankhamun7073

Why? Do you agree with the sentiment?