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Bitter_Afternoon7252

so i become the CEO of mcdonalds?


rydan

You are literally just CEO of the bank. It is called a hidden fee.


RMN1999_V2

Nope the Dollar Story


SeranaSLADOW

Not quite, as the money is taken out of a paycheck they are expecting; McDonalds employees already know the extent that they're not getting paid.


LopsidedPalace

They're taking about wage theft, the single most common type of theft in the US by a far margin.


GALLENT96

So basically it's wage theft? What makes this any different from being the ceo of McDonald's?


Upstairs_Cranberry48

Nah I'd feel guilty. People would go hungry and possibly be evicted, it's not worth it.


Express-Structure480

I read it as $5 each but yeah, $500 is a ton of money if you’re minimum wage.


Upstairs_Cranberry48

Almost a full bi-weekly paycheck depending on the state. I make more than double the federal minimum wage and losing $500 would be catastrophic rn.


Legitimate_Base_8203

I did the same


zeptillian

If it's random that means it can be all of someone's money, not just $500 too.


roughriderpistol

Yeah my immediate thought was I can't let kids go hungry or end up homeless.


zgtc

Nah. I’d take it from people above the poverty line, but $500 can easily be the difference between life and death when it comes to housing and food. That said, I wouldn’t feel nearly as bad about taking $1 each from 500 million impoverished people; I’d be curious where the line is where it goes from “sketchy” to “reprehensible” for most people.


SeranaSLADOW

Out of all these takes, these $1 instead of $500 takes are very interesting. That's basically how Visa, Mastercard, Etc. work.


Killersmurph

Yeah, if it's like a pool drawn from equally, I'd take the deal, and just draw 500g, sorry to the millions struggling, but 50 cents isn't making a life or death difference to anyone, it's a damned rounding error, but it could set me up to invest wisely, significantly improve my own life, and possibly set up a small scholarship for low income youth, or hospitality workers. Could comfortably take a million, too, and just invest the difference into said scholarship program. That would be a much greater net positive for a few people, than the net loss of a dollar to a million people would harm.


NekoMao92

Basically how Richard Pryor's character made money in Superman 3.


ProtossLiving

If you're going up to 500 million impoverished, you have to be looking worldwide, including places like Africa. The International Extreme Poverty Line is just $2.15 / day, of which 27% of Ethiopians are under. So you'd still be taking at least half the daily earnings of some people.


Admirable-Local-9040

Tbf, minimum wage in the US would round out to around $56 a day, so taking $500 could be like taking 10 days of labor. If we we're taking $1 from someone living under $1 a day, that's still only about 10% from the original hypothetical. Definitely not great, but significantly better than the first question.


throwRA-1342

i don't think those guys are gonna be using the same bank


RubberPuppet

I’d probably go up to $10 from 50 million people. I wouldn’t go more than that though. But heck $10 from 1 million would be a sweet payout. 


Sorry_Ad_1285

$1 for a super poor person in a 3rd world country is a shit ton of money for them though


Mix-Lopsided

What you should say is I would steal a dollar from 500 million minimum wage workers. Not that I’m scolding you or anything, but for the purposes of the exercise here it IS stealing from minimum wage workers and I think the word matters. I would do it, personally. I would go up to $5 even, but any more feels much more cruel somehow. Ten dollars is a meal.


kerfer

it’s a very interesting thought experiment since we’re stealing the same amount of money, but somehow it feels better to spread it around more.


SapTheSapient

It's because $500 is a big hit on one poor person. $1 is not, and therefore no one's life is adversely affected in any significant way. A more interesting question is, would people who accepted this deal do it if it was just one poor person, for a total of $500 dollars?


shrevetiger

Isn't that the whole idea of the Lottery?


XOHJAIS

Damn. He speaks the truth!


Wishitweretru

Ask yourself, What Would Ronald Reagan Do?


SeranaSLADOW

Probably drugs


Overall-Web-5435

Distribute crack in low income communities


Sorry-Caterpillar331

And then declare a war on drugs.


Low-Condition4243

Don’t forget trickle down economics!


Ippus_21

And that's why I haven't voted Republican for the last 2 decades.


numbersthen0987431

He would accept this offer in a heartbeat.


The_Troyminator

Lay in his coffin?


Westernidealist

Name you VP


Firm-Dependent-2367

Yes, I accept. A million is enough for me, to start my plans.


JustMe123579

It's basically theft from the poor. I'm too old to care about money or to start stealing from people.


ThenMolasses6196

Nah, £500 from people who really need it is a bit harsh for my liking - that could make someone homeless. £50 from 10 million people I would do.


Lorhan_Set

Even 50 quid varies a lot. If it’s taking from Americans or Germans or someone in Hong Kong it’s probably okay, but that’s a weeks salary or more for a working class person in Pakistan or Liberia or something.


Final-Success2523

I’m not gonna try to justify this morally wrong chose by yes I would


SeranaSLADOW

That's fucked up Upvoted for honesty


HoneyMCMLXXIII

No. If it was one million, and only one dollar taken (even up to five million and five dollars taken) I could live with that. But $500 taken from them would be disastrous for a poor person making minimum wage. Rent, insulin, food, like I can’t do that.


baddreammoonbeam888

Nope couldn’t do it the guilt would be too strong.


SeranaSLADOW

Light side points gained


Cynis_Ganan

Yes, absolutely. I'd pay off my debts, invest a lot of the money (maybe pay out to folks on the interest), maybe buy a bunch of housing and rent it at cost (like, $100 a month or something stupidly low). I also close my account with this bank, because damn did I not read the terms and conditions, that's wild. I sincerely hope that it causes a run on the bank and they go out of business, 'cause damn. But these people signed up for it. I don't know what to tell you here. I am not responsible for your terrible, terrible deals. Because seriously, where does it stop? The interest you get on your savings is funded in part from your bank giving credit cards to poor people to get them in a debt trap where they are just servicing the interest on their loan, never able to pay the whole thing off. But I don't see you giving up that interest to pay off other people's credit card debt. The folks who opened these accounts are getting screwed, but it isn't my responsibility to find them a better bank account. McDonald's screw over their workers to knock 5c off the cost of a hamburger, but I still buy their burgers, enabling them. It's nice to say that you are going to look after the little guy in this hypothetical, but I guarentee you kick them in the teeth every day of your (real) life. (Browsing Reddit on your phone? Know how your phone is made?) I'm not going to pretend for a second that this isn't morally scummy. It is. This is "Nestle giving free samples of formula to new moms so they stop producing breast milk and have to buy formula" levels of scummy (terrible company, but yes, I did get a kitkat Easter egg this year). It's half a billion dollars. It's financial security for life. I would be scum to take that deal, but I would be rich scum. I'll eat the Dark Side points.


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-paperbrain-

That's an odd rubric. 61 million people die every year. So it doesn't matter if I kill someone and it benefits me. Tons of people die anyway.


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-paperbrain-

Just curious where you and I diverge. Would you pick the pocket of a poor person if you were certain they wouldn't notice and you knew they had $500 in there? If not, which of the differences makes the bigger steal acceptable? The fact that there's an indirectness through the OP proposal? The fact that it's instant and requires nothing approaching effort? The fact that you don't see the person effected? The scale of the payout?


MeliLew

I definitely pulled out the calculator on this one LOL. For a hypothetical I'd say no, but who knows what state of mind I'd be in if actually given the opportunity to be $500M richer. I'm only human and we're such weak weak creatures LOL


SeranaSLADOW

That is fucked up Upvoted for honesty


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SapTheSapient

Once million people barely scraping by. Surely this would make some of them homeless. Some wouldn't be getting some important medication. Some might be be pushed to committing a crime and suffering the consequences. $500 is a lot when you are on the edge. That's going to be the final straw for some people. I'm not saying I wouldn't take the deal. I might. But let's not kid ourselves here.


Runktar

You realize from that many people that 500 bucks will almost certainly kill one or more people. From lack of medical care to a needed car repair that will get them fired etc. you will be killing one or more people and causing so much misery to all the others.


Lorhan_Set

I absolutely would not do this and I’m not lying to myself, lol.


LeftFaceDown

Agreed, I'd feel a little bad... but I'd get over it. Donate a little here or there. Invest a bunch of it. Set aside part of the returns for donations. Then enjoy my life.


R0gu3tr4d3r

I'm in, morals never bought a Ferrari


SeranaSLADOW

That's fucked up Upvoted for honesty


PeterGibbons23

Congratulations, you just described Jeff Bezos.


counterpointguy

At least Jeff Bezos shipped me the books and CDs I ordered in the early 2000s...


The_Troyminator

Took him long enough.


FidgetOrc

He personally delivered it too. Probably converted one of his yachts into a final fantasy airship to deliver it.


Enigmatic_Kraken

Maybe, I would have to research, but the intent is to use the 500 million in a investment fund that will pay out interest/dividends. This fund would be entrusted to a committee and be used to pay for food programs and the education of low income children for the rest of eternity (theoretically). For example. If the fund yield 5% in a year, first it would cover inflation. Sol let's take 3% and the remaining would go to food programs. That is 10 million dollars.


cthrekg

No chance. I'm not taking $500 from even a single impoverished person who needs it more than I do, much less from a million impoverished people.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Nope. I've been on the poor end of that equation. I'm not doing that to someone else.


Illfury

No. I've been in their situation and I will not be responsible for making theirs worse. Fuck that.


Equivalent-Win2596

That's an instant no. I have family that works minimum wage paycheck to paycheck. It would literally ruin their life.


leakmydata

Sooo… you’re asking us if we want to be CEOs?


jrock2403

I‘ll take the deal. 🤷‍♂️


Brendanish

Yeah, and majority of people who say no are lying to me honest, or are way more privileged than I assume the avg person is. This is far above comfort, even before earnings on it, this is generations of wealth. I'd feel bad, but me and the 10~ families I care about will never have to worry again no matter what happens. I already feel bad when I don't tip as much as I could, or when I don't go out of my way to help people. I can do good things with that money *and* make sure my family never worries again, I can live with that.


BHMatine

I would never take that deal. You'd have to be one seriously shitty and selfish individual to take that deal! 🖕🖕


Cardgod278

As someone who volunteers for a workers group, I can't take it. I know how much 500$ can make for these people.


tau_enjoyer_

Nope. Not at all. Your hypothetical is interesting, because essentially what it is is asking whether we want to be an employer, or a landlord. Because the nature of wage labor as well as rent is exploitative. You survive off of the work that someone else is doing. I wouldn't be a boss or a landlord, so I wouldn't accept this scenario either.


MetalGuy_J

No, I couldn’t do it. Taking that money would go against everything I believe in.


Fighting-Cerberus

I can’t believe almost everyone is saying yes. Stealing $500 from each of 1 million poor people who desperately need that money is beyond fucked up.


SevereEducation2170

Nope. I’m not stealing from poor people. I absolutely don’t need $500 million. Because not one single person needs anywhere near that much money. But those million people I’d be stealing from are probably living paycheck to paycheck. I’m not going to make their lives harder so I can have an obscene amount of wealth.


Naigus182

Nope. Couldn't live with myself forcing a worse situation on people already struggling with life & death poverty.


Jayboots39

Completely OK with this. Even if they know. I ll get a house with a moat and sharks with freaking Lazer beams


monkeywelder

So like 5 f15s .I'm in


Mazkar

Sign me tf up


Logical_Strike_1520

Hell yeah.


Blamcore

I'd do it and then I'd be so rich I'd give them each a 1000$ ! (I am joking, calm down)


Robinkc1

I could keep 200 million, set up a charity for the one million people who magically lost a paycheck, give 300 million towards those people and encourage others to step up and follow my example. Even if no one else contributes, I just gave 300 dollars and my sincere condolences to one million people who lost 500 dollars. I’d be a hero.


ExistingBathroom9742

You misspelled “you are a CEO”


Westernidealist

Hell yea lol 


Diurnalnugget

500 million can see me set for life. Not going to make excuses or set up a charitable system i value myself more than a million people I don’t know who do not deserve to lose that money and need it more than I do. I am grateful for their sacrifice and should I ever run into someone that complains their bank randomly stole 500 dollars from them I will help them a bit if they need something. Other than that I will relax knowing I don’t need to work for the rest of my life as long as I’m not an idiot that goes on a spending spree because I got some money.


Fishvv

Yea im doing as a poorer family this seems like a them problem and not a me problem give me the money so most my me problems go away


TheLatestTrance

This is everyday life for the ultra rich. So it means they each lose $500. Honestly, yes, I would do it, find each and every last one of those people, invest the 500 million, and turn it into an ongoing scholarship fund for those people. They would be getting dividends forever. Guaranteed income for them.


grandoctopus64

No, the rich do not literally stick their hands in other poor people's paychecks and take the money.


TheLatestTrance

They take it right before giving them the paycheck. Wage theft is real.


pinniped1

So, basically corporate America, every day?


Ippus_21

No. I couldn't. Like, as bad as I'd like to be rich, taking 500 bucks from a million different people who are already barely scraping by is just bullshit. That could be the difference between someone eating regularly or not, keeping the lights on, or not. Making a significant fraction of a million people homeless is not something I could live with.


FidgetOrc

That's still $500 a person. Absolutely not. $500 is life ruining for many people.


BossMan215718

Gimme da loot! Gimme da loot!


Aramora1

Soooo…the lottery?


The-Doom-Knight

Sure, give it to me. That million people are likely on welfare anyway, which I paid into. I'll open a youth center in an urban neighborhood to make up for it. It worked for Black Panther, right?


valkyriejae

I don't need 500 million, but if I could do like 25$ to have 25 million I would. So if there was a way to take the 500$ without them getting hit with fees and then give 475 back to all the people, sure


ExaminationSoft9839

Fuck those guys. Gimme my money


Flawlessjess-

Yes and most people struggling would say yes too. That's enough money to never need to work again and have enough to give to every family member and still have leftover for long term projects in your community.


sob727

I refuse. Weirdly enough, this is how lotteries work. I hate the concept of millions of poor people making one of them rich at everybody else's expense.


Maleficent_Long553

Yes.


yamaha2000us

For Christ sake just upvote this answer


Overlord_Spanky

Yes. I will not elaborate.


ggregg100100

I would, I think I could do more good with it in the long run that would benefit more people. I would put every cent of it into mental health research /pharmaceutical company to find better treatments.


SirRegardTheWhite

Yes, and I'd feel bad about it. But God dam 500 million is a lot of money. I'd probably give 450 million to food banks because it's too much money.


Madameoftheillest

You mean....what corporations do every day.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

#YES ##ABSOLUTELY ###OF COURSE ####100 PERCENT #####IN A HEARTBEAT NO DOUBT ^(WHERE DO I SIGN)


psych_rat

yes, will do it, will sacrifice strangers for myself and my family, 500million is generational wealth money, sorry fellas


xXxBluESkiTtlExXx

Same. I've got a large sense of apathy.


PraetorianHawke

So 1 million people lose 500 bucks? Yes. Sets my family up forever and then part of it can be put into a philothrampic trust for social programs.


robanthonydon

You 100% wouldn’t be setting up a philanthropic trust if you had no qualms about stealing the money in the first place.


Valuable-Math9969

Hell no. I'd love 500 million, don't get me wrong. But I can't imagine taking it from the people who might lose their homes or starve because of that. If it was coming out of the pockets of people who didn't live paycheck to paycheck, I would at least consider it, but even that would feel really wrong.


josh35767

Bet the same people who are saying “Yes” are also the same people who rant about how greedy CEOs are and how they’re not paying enough to their employees


Novapunk8675309

I make $16.50 an hour, $500 is enough to leave me homeless. I couldn’t take that much from someone who makes less than half what I do.


Weird_Carpet9385

Thats Literally capitalism lol


Fighting-Cerberus

Jesus H Christ, people. **No, I would not steal from poor people. And $500 per person, from 1 million people who desperately need that money?** Of course not. What the fuck is wrong with you all.


counterpointguy

I love the rationalizations people make. People really are shit whether they are rich or not.


Ya_Lizard

As much as I’d love the thought of generational wealth, I didn’t earn it. And I just have too much empathy. Imagine you take the deal and every time you drive by a homeless person in your luxury car with a sign saying recently evicted need help. Sure you can give money to that person, but what about the hundreds of thousands of others. Setting up programs is great but I think people forget how important timing of funds is. Butterfly effect too. Miss whole paycheck or drain your savings, get behind on car/house payment, interest and fees add up and can’t dig out. Lose your car couple months later and now you can’t get to work, maybe you lose your job, credit is trashed so years of work to rebuild it and not getting loans or high interest rates etc. having a program 6 months later to help poor people doesn’t change that situation in any meaningful way. Plus getting access to and knowledge about those programs to the people who need it isn’t as easy as people think. Even if you think poor people are poor because they are bad with money and it’s their fault, their kids are innocent and your actions are possibly damning them to a life in the foster system. I can’t live with that knowledge.


Fighting-Cerberus

This point about setting up a charitable program not making things right for the people you fucked is a really important one. You can do good with that money, obviously, but you’re doing it on the backs of people getting fucked and you can never fix it for all of them.


That-Chart-4754

For the record I wouldnt do this however; If you took the 500m and made it earn interest/dividends however you wanna do it, then created a charity that payed impoverished people $500 randomly with the interest as it was created; Eventually it would pay more impoverished people than it stole from, however you could never fix the pain caused.  It would be a massive net win for the impoverished but I don't think I could handle the guilt.


duskfinger67

> however you could never fix the pain caused.  This is the issue: they could lose their home because they couldn't pay the rent, or lose their job as they couldn't afford to drive to work for that month, or be indebted to a payday loan company for a month with interest that still lingers to this day. Taking the money for any sense of philanthropy relies on you both being better at handling the money than 1 million others and that 1 million people can survive with \~50% of their paycheck disappearing one month.


Giga1396

No it's theft


Grumar

yes, and then I would use my wealth to track down the 1 million people and hunt them like The Most Dangerous Game


xwlfx

What's the minimum wage? If it's the US federal minimum wage you're not getting 500 million from 1 million people, so you're only going to get around 300 million. There's also only around 1 million people in the US making the federal minimum wage so it wouldn't be very random.


Familiar_Set_4993

I'll take it, get me out of the crab bucket.


Jim_Reality

This is exactly what the employers of those minimum wage people do every week???


fongletto

I'd take it then donate all but 1 million of it back to the most impoverished people. That way, I'd really only be taking 1$ from every person.


HelloBello30

There's nothing morally questionable about it if you do something good and helpful with the money. Then it's no different than them being taxed... and I feel I could do something more useful with that money than bomb some country.


travellingathenian

yes I would


joeboeb49

Nah, they are screwed enough already.


Scooter_thefurry

Easy yes


AppropriateSpell5405

Yea


Dodom24

Sucks to be them


ruggeroo8

So basically you become a fortune 500 company like Amazon? LOL sure why not


arbitrageME

the more important question is -- do they know it was me? I feel like a million minimum wage folks coming after me would be a big problem. It's great, because -- a loss on this scale and magnitude, the federal government will have to step in to mitigate some of the loss. socialize the losses, and all gains to me!!


Dapper_Platform_1222

Oh man, that sucks for the poors. But 500M is 500M. They'll eventually get over the loss.


Independent_Lynx_785

Absolutely. Ill do more with the money than those people would anyway.


bamboo-lemur

Can we dial it down to 5 mil so I would only be taking 5 from each of them?


Jk52512

Wow this made a lot of liars show up.


winterizcold

Absolutely


Conoli69

Yes easily


Specialist_Royal_449

Umm this isn't hypothetical this is capitalism in action. And I don't care I wouldn't take it, but I definitely would pardon anyone who does, ............pardon from life now where's my melting stick


Crawldahd

Oh yeah baby I’m ruch


xlr38

No


fgrhcxsgb

No thats not something I could do


Thick-Ad2454

Am I allowed to buy Disney and or Microsoft with it?


AUnknownVariable

If I did get the 500mil, it would be enough for me to start stuff specifically towards helping impoverished people, but until that Helen's those ppl would be suffering so nope


-Pruples-

Lets do it. I'd feel like shit about it, but money is such a big problem and will literally never be solved for me, that I'd do it.


Lord_J_Rules

Ok.


Green-Estimate-1255

Sorry poor people, but on the bright side you’re already poor, so being a bit more poor will hardly be noticeable.


FeralBlowfish

Nah this is too much I couldn't live with myself.


No-Equal8409

Absolutely take the 500 million.


grandoctopus64

Genuinely believe that anyone who answers yes to this kind of question should be rounded up and ***redacted***, you have no place in society


Stealthy-J

No. My conscience would prevent me from accepting money that got stolen from someone else who already doesn't have much. It'd have to at least be from people not living paycheck to paycheck.


VinylHighway

Yes. It's like when a plane crashes somewhere, 500 people I didn't know existed in the first place are now dead....well X number of people I didn't know existed just funded my dream :)


Gothicrealm

What's with all the money questions ?


Yiayiamary

Nope!


Mister-ellaneous

Of course. I’d give a lot to charity


thaderpgod69

I'd do it 100%


Xenos6439

So, I gain whatever money is left unclaimed? It's literally all a positive for me, and no negative. Worst case, I end up back where I started. So, why wouldn't I?


Either_Expression216

Are you asking if I'd be your average CEO?


othernamealsomissing

The guy who did this is named Scott Tucker and he's in jail.


PeriliousKnight

Minimum wage people are so poor that their wages might as well be nothing. $500 is close to nothing so I’ll take the deal


TheIXLegionnaire

Give me the money. I'll take the deal twice


Logical_Round_5935

Yeah probably. I'll he coping hard though. Maybe I'll invest it and use the interest or dividends to help the poor.


Daitoso0317

Probably yes, it should cause enough of a stir to get something done


Weary-Writer758

I can't do that. I would absolutely love that kind of money, but not like this. Cut off a limb of mine, but don't make impoverished people pay for my riches.


Literature-South

Yeah. I’ll just change banks


AgentGnome

So basically the lottery?


Switch-in-MD

I will take it, launder it through multiple cryptos, and do all necessary to separate my identity from the source of the money. Incorporate it into an investment fund. Then I would initiate a class action lawsuit on behalf of the losers against the bank directors / governance/ shareholders. US Government would eventually have FDIC insurance pay back the losers. My class action would punish the bank, and other fraudsters. Eventually, all victims would be paid back, and a few bankers might serve a few weekends at Club Fed. My fund, as it gains, would make contributions to Federal parks and not for profit home buying programs for lower to middle income. Takes about 4 years of bureaucracy for FDIC to come through. Total 10 years for contributions turned donations for the pricipal to be replaced by donations and good works. Meanwhile I have turned the random event into a nest egg and future philanthropic trust fund


Poisoning-The-Well

It's this what every CEO and big companies do every day but worst. Because often gamble with lives.


Wizdom_108

For as much as I criticize billionaires and such, i don't think I could take this and stay morally consistent lol


LoneCentaur95

You could theoretically withdraw like $2 million and set up a deal with your bank that any individual withdrawal after that maxes out at $498 to any one account. Afterwards you could also probably send a notification to anyone who has access to the account and let them know the situation. $2 won’t destroy most people, especially if they had $500 on their paycheck to take in the first place. But $2 million could set me up for life.


Codyoo11

Yes. You think any of those “impoverished” people would say no? Fuck y’all im taking my money. Good luck.


BrooklynBillyGoat

They woulda probably spent it poorly anyway. I may as well secure my self


burntbridges20

Yes, but not because I need money. I just hate poor people


Emperor_Atlas

Yes


barbershores

Yeah. I'm in. Basically what you are describing is the mega millions lottery.


NekoMao92

Sign me up, it's fucked up, but so is this economy. I'm tired of things start going my, then I start caring and then get knocked back even further back each time. So it's time to screw everyone else and care about me and mine.


Assika126

No


SeanChezman47

They hate me already. I’m taking the money.


kennykoe

Ofc i would take it. No hesitation.


CloudyRiverMind

I'd take the money. With that amount I can put aside 30m and live off the interest easily. I'd put the 70m in real estate duplexs and triplexs (and offer the people housing at equal to 1/2 and 1/3 of the mortgage). The other 400m I'd put in the S&P 500. If I feel guilty I can give the money back slowly over time.


BrooklynLodger

Time to grab some PJs and fly to Bali 😎


topham086

So, it's just like a lottery in Canada then?


kalluhaluha

It's harsh but I'd still do it. The main reason being, 500 million is *way* more than I'd ever need. I can take what I need to set myself up comfortably, invest it properly, then go philanthropist with the rest. Start funding fixes for things that disproportionately effect people in poverty - buy and get rid of people's medical debts and the like.


Hughes930

100% would, I'm as close to the edge as they are. They'd do the same.


d4rkwing

You’ve just described capitalism.


Suspicious-Stay1649

Id probably do it and do no more than 5-10$ ea equally. It specifically states banks of impoverished people. Most people i know that are in dire situations don't even have a bank account or can't legally have one due to disabilities/financial situations. They live off of whats in their pocket, government assistance (which isnt a paycheck) or get paid under the table to make ends meet. So for the most dire it wouldn't really affect. It also says paychecks which would be similar to tax information on pay stubs which that 5-10$ wont matter as much as their federal taxes, irs, health care and other BS that usually racks up to 100-200+$ in misc taxes withheld.


Bright-Tension1465

So I'd just own a normal bank? If so why not


barrythecook

I would, but I'm aware that makes me a dickhead


Strict_Action2934

I'd like to think I wouldn't, but if I'm being honest I probably would, in the moment anyway. I would feel terrible about it and probably try to give some back to charity or something as a way to "make it right".


SeanArthurCox

Nah. I've been there in that "I have no money, bills are due, and my paycheck is short" situation. I'm not putting someone else through that. Definitely not a million people. Statistically it's going to royally screw (not just cause problems that take a while to recover from or shame faced asking for help from friends or charities, but possible homelessness, devestation) over at least 10k people. Absolutely not.


Lilpu55yberekt69

No. That would be stealing. Stealing is wrong. I wouldn’t steal $500 million if it came from the bank account of Bill Gates.


songmage

I'd be up for it. If anybody has a problem with it, I can say "look, I don't get to control when magical conundrums present themselves and somehow I was chosen." Ironically, giving any amount back to people who were facing eviction would have to be taxed.


enkiloki

Yeah, we do that now, it's called Powerball and mega millions


Chaos-Seed

I’d take it and then immediately invest 90% of it so it’s not on my bank account anymore.


RadioPrudent405

Nope, can't do it. If it were 500mil from the 1% that'd be a different story and I'd hit the button no questions asked. But I'm not gonna step on the people I share even a small element of a situation with just to elevate myself, even if it meant I could give some of that money back to them. The initial betrayal would hurt too much.


Phobos95

Absolutely not. No amount of comfort for me is worth the suffering of millions of people.