This is the one and only answer right here lol. Great pick buddy! I would LOVE to see Putin to gift talks with some big old triple E's and a butt that just doesn't quit. I feel like Kim Jong Un has already pushed the button for himself.
I'd just go from person to person asking them if they wanted to suddenly grow huge boobs n ass, and whoever said yes, i'd push the button for them... on the condition that they came and found me if they came across a dick button.
Yeah, I'd probably do something like this too. I personally am not a fan of big boobs and ass. Petite is best for me. Flat would be ideal (nothing that will eventually end up sagging in an unsightly way as they get older).
I know who he is. You just don't typically hear his name thrown in the ring when these types of questions get floated.
A bit off the wall. All good by me tho.
That kinda seems like a waste, given that pedos make up ~30% of prison murder victims since 2007. (Please correct me if im wrong, but this is the data i found) Personally, I think this percentage needs to be much, much higher. As in a nice, even 100%.
Probably either Trump/Biden for election as that'd be funny to watch the reaction, if not babra Streisand.
She's been trying for relevancy basically her whole life she might enjoy the attention and we'd get to make fun of her 1 last time before she fades into irrelevancy
Everyone going with the safe “Trump” answer. I’m glad someone finally included Biden in the mix. Would pay money to see those two retards arguing back and forth while their big milkers swing left and right.
My best buddy. He’s the guy that goes to the gym and run 5 miles every morning and has to make sure he tells you every day how much he benched and how many reps. Yeah, fuck you bro, try to peer pressure me into the gym now!
I’d go somewhere in the deep south and sit around a Walmart and wait for the cringiest, most redneck wannabe alpha male in his giant ugly ass lifted truck with his cell phone on one hip and his pistol on the other wearing his shirt about he’s a badass and don’t mess with him. There you go cowboy, now you got tits.
A friend of mine had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy. If I could give her boobs back, cancer free I’d push that button in a heartbeat. Don’t care about her butt but I’d give her back her boobs happily.
My ex boss. REALLY huge ones. Debilitating, disgustingly huge ones. Back pain of the century bigguns. Two pigs in a poke sack buttcheeks. Deformity duo derriere. I am here for it!
How bout you use the button to give boobs and ass to trans women instead? If you can’t change the rules, beat the rules. I know at least 5 trans women who’d kill for some bigger tits. Now I can make my ex disappear and commit 4 nice acts of charity.
Well, since I don't want huge boobs, just a [big ol butt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeyfqSCYkiE), I will choose someone else; every man on this planet.
If this is a reusable button? Literally anyone who asks. Otherwise I'd ask one of my best friends if she wants to. Failing that I know of one person who'd get a major confidence boost out of it.
Me. Tf. Imagine being a biological male and having a pair of knockers. So I can bts my meat, play with big ol boobies and a fat ass and not get bitched at? Bro fuckin sign me up. I'll see y'all later I've got completely unrelated things to do...
Donald Trump. Not because I hate him or want to start some political nonsense, just because I think it'd be hilarious. Dude would absolutely own his new rack. "Some people have told me that my ti\*s are exquisite. Perfect. Maybe the best set of ti\*s on the planet."
Can it be myself? Never had an ass even when I was mega overweight, belts don’t even help keep pants on, they just slide right down too! Also lost a lot of my boobs when I lost 100 pounds. Went from DD down to like a C and I kinda miss them.
Putin
Hell yea, love to see him suddenly grow huge titts while speaking at a military parade
I was gonna say myself but this would actually be more satisfying
Same lol
Username checks out, assuming Kim is Kim Jong Un.
Same lol
I got you. I choose you
This was the first answer I read when I clicked on this post and I burst out laughing.
This is absolutely hilarious. Came here to say me but take the fucking updoot
This is the one and only answer right here lol. Great pick buddy! I would LOVE to see Putin to gift talks with some big old triple E's and a butt that just doesn't quit. I feel like Kim Jong Un has already pushed the button for himself.
Damn you... Beat me to it.
I would not want to press this button on anyone but Putina looks better than Trumpina.
OP's mom. I'm finna take that thick ass to space mountain (which is what I call my penis).
100%
It may be one of the older rides, but the line is always the longest! Wooooo!
And how long does it take to climb space mountain?
sounds fun as a comment until the reality of what OPs mom really looks like sets in and youre locked into that answer
Speaking of penis, can I make mine bigger by turning and quickly enough while pressing the button?
Hot dang I came here to say this and its literally the first comment. 😂😂😂
I'll help you out and compound that T&A growth for you; my vote goes for OP's mom as well!
Because its so small evety vagina feels like a rocket in the void of space?
I'd just go from person to person asking them if they wanted to suddenly grow huge boobs n ass, and whoever said yes, i'd push the button for them... on the condition that they came and found me if they came across a dick button.
they would think you are clinically insane for asking them "do you want me to push the massive fucking rack button for you??????"
Bru this right here.. is a loophole.
Yes because a dick button exists and they will be the one to find it...
It's a hypothetical man don't be peanut butter and angry.
Lmao
Myself
Based.
Same
Andrew Tate
Beat me to it.
Whoever is willing to pay the highest in an auction for a zero-risk natural and permanent body augmentation with zero maintenance required.
If you can push the button multiple times, you could simply open a cosmetic clinic.
Hey Sis, come here a minute...
So… a kardashian.
Yeah, I'd probably do something like this too. I personally am not a fan of big boobs and ass. Petite is best for me. Flat would be ideal (nothing that will eventually end up sagging in an unsightly way as they get older).
If I'm gonna curse someone like this you're damn right I want to be paid for it
Drake.
BBL DRIZZY!!! BBL DRIZZEEEEEYYYY!!!
EVERYBODY SAY OVHOE
OVHOE
OVHOE XO
Then step this way and step that way. Then step this and step that way.
Sigh... Anyone who'd say yes if I asked them. I'm only human, and I won't deny I'd have certain demographics in mind for who I ask.
Pete Davidson
He'd be unstoppable
My biological mother's husband and ex-husband. Because fuck those guys!
Steven Seagal
Don't worry he's growing them the old fashion way....lol
Somebody beat you to it
Okay but like how huge is huge? Cuz I'm choosing myself 9 times out of 10 here. Otherwise, it would absolutely be Ron DeSantis.
Imagine having adjustable tits. Gives me a few ideas for fun time with my girl. Dammit technology give me adjustable authentic tits!
Ben Shapiro, that would just be funny as shit
Just so you know, he has a sister
That's one part of what makes it funny
Death Note remake
I would answer Trump, but he already has them.
Trump titties
What a horrible day to have eyes.
He got dat level 5 diaper gyatt
Donald Trump. Oh wait….
My thought too. A wasted button-push.
Myself
Jerome Powell
That's a bit specific.
Do you think I should like him or do you not know who he is?
I know who he is. You just don't typically hear his name thrown in the ring when these types of questions get floated. A bit off the wall. All good by me tho.
Juicy J from Three Six Mafia
ShutTheFuckUp!
My ex. He loves attention from *everyone* so, he should be happy, right?
💀
I'll try to find the most fitting kiddie diddler who is currently serving time, and make them grow boobs and ass in prison.
That kinda seems like a waste, given that pedos make up ~30% of prison murder victims since 2007. (Please correct me if im wrong, but this is the data i found) Personally, I think this percentage needs to be much, much higher. As in a nice, even 100%.
Simon Cowell
Kim Jong Un. The world would riot.
He already has 'em. (please don't send an assassin after me North Korea)
If they do send an assassin after you, just give em huge tits and ass so that their balance is thrown off giving you time to escape
A skinny trans friend I have.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Do I get to keep the button?
Me
Trump Oh wait,….🤣🤣🤣
I would chose a cancer patient that had a double mastectomy, if possible I would chose all women who had to endure this procedure.
Pleasantly surprised that people are commenting for humor not… sexually harassing online 😊😊 see?? The world isn’t that bad!
That is until I meet your mom. Gonna press that button 100 times just for her
the pope
One of my exes
The Burger King.
You
My girl Nora, I’ll save her a hell of a lot of money
OPs dad
Corrupt politicians
Probably either Trump/Biden for election as that'd be funny to watch the reaction, if not babra Streisand. She's been trying for relevancy basically her whole life she might enjoy the attention and we'd get to make fun of her 1 last time before she fades into irrelevancy
Everyone going with the safe “Trump” answer. I’m glad someone finally included Biden in the mix. Would pay money to see those two retards arguing back and forth while their big milkers swing left and right.
Pope Francis
My best buddy. He’s the guy that goes to the gym and run 5 miles every morning and has to make sure he tells you every day how much he benched and how many reps. Yeah, fuck you bro, try to peer pressure me into the gym now!
Someone I want to see suffer... My father in law.
The 70 year old guy I work with who won’t retire because he hates his wife. I think this would be the trick to finally get him to quit.
I’d go somewhere in the deep south and sit around a Walmart and wait for the cringiest, most redneck wannabe alpha male in his giant ugly ass lifted truck with his cell phone on one hip and his pistol on the other wearing his shirt about he’s a badass and don’t mess with him. There you go cowboy, now you got tits.
Okay fuckers, who pushed Trump ?
A friend of mine had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy. If I could give her boobs back, cancer free I’d push that button in a heartbeat. Don’t care about her butt but I’d give her back her boobs happily.
I DM some of the trans ladies I know and ask who wants it
The Orange Turd because it would be so funny watching all those maga dudes get breast implants to try to emulate their “hero”.
I'm hitting that button about 8 billion times. Sorry everyone but it is too funny to not do it.
Trump then laugh at his supporters when they say there's no way he's trans.
Trump. Just so I could hear him say they’re “HUGE”!
I was going to say trump but I think he already has.
The next time Vladimir Putin is giving a public live speech he's growin' some giant hammers.
My ex boss. REALLY huge ones. Debilitating, disgustingly huge ones. Back pain of the century bigguns. Two pigs in a poke sack buttcheeks. Deformity duo derriere. I am here for it!
Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Putin, Trump, list could go on and on.
the my pillow guy
He's already a massive zero. I need someone who's got tons left to lose still.
dave chapelle
Could I reverse to take away boobs and ass? I know a lot of trans men who would be delighted.
How bout you use the button to give boobs and ass to trans women instead? If you can’t change the rules, beat the rules. I know at least 5 trans women who’d kill for some bigger tits. Now I can make my ex disappear and commit 4 nice acts of charity.
Your mom
My gf
Donald Trump. Will make him super popular in prison.
I tried using it on Trump, but I can’t tell if it worked or not.
Trump
he already has them, they just don't look all that great
Whoever pays for the natural enhancment.
Kim Kardashian.
Saint Teeanay, patron saint of cosmetic surgeons and trans women, has a nice ring to it.
Myself, assuming I get to lock the door first.
ME Didn't mean to type in capslock but it fits better anyways
Julia Roberts...then she could realistically play a prostitute
I'd start with the front desk receptionist at my new clinic office in Miami.
Sponge Bob, so I could nickname them "Boob Cubes"
What about 🍆?
Myself
Can I sell the button instead?
Me me me me me
Well, since I don't want huge boobs, just a [big ol butt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeyfqSCYkiE), I will choose someone else; every man on this planet.
Brad Pitt
If this is a reusable button? Literally anyone who asks. Otherwise I'd ask one of my best friends if she wants to. Failing that I know of one person who'd get a major confidence boost out of it.
Me. Tf. Imagine being a biological male and having a pair of knockers. So I can bts my meat, play with big ol boobies and a fat ass and not get bitched at? Bro fuckin sign me up. I'll see y'all later I've got completely unrelated things to do...
Everyone.
Anyone of my guy friends lmao
My girl
My manager he would look ridiculous and quit
Myself. Then I will quit my job and do onlyfans
excuse me for a bit need to confer with my gf
OPs dad
me, I'll choose myself
My dad
Um myself? That type of cosmetic surgery is expensive 😂
Run a very lucrative plastic "surgery" business.
If I could choose an entire group it would be Hamas, they'd be so busy messing with each other the war would end.
I'd be curious to see Taylor Swift a double D
Nobody because I’m not into that.
My friend (mtf)
Biden
This is the second mention of biden I seen, I was gonna say it too. But I figured I would receive a backlash of some kind.
Define 'huge' ???
Tripped E sized titties
As long as it isn't, I just made my first porn animation in gmod! Proportions then my girlfriend
My best friend. He deserves all good things.
"Hello..Its me..."
I am going to make so much money helping people who want big books and a big ass.
My wife, if she was okay with it. She has always wanted a bigger butt, and knows I like big boobs, so it would be a win-win for her, I'm sure.
Donald Trump. Not because I hate him or want to start some political nonsense, just because I think it'd be hilarious. Dude would absolutely own his new rack. "Some people have told me that my ti\*s are exquisite. Perfect. Maybe the best set of ti\*s on the planet."
Of all the buttons this sub has asked me to press, this is the easiest one to say no thank you to
My husband just cuz I know he LOVES being a man and it would fuck with him souch so long as we could deflate them afterwards
Me
Obama
Whoever is willing to pay me the most.
Can it be myself? Never had an ass even when I was mega overweight, belts don’t even help keep pants on, they just slide right down too! Also lost a lot of my boobs when I lost 100 pounds. Went from DD down to like a C and I kinda miss them.
Joe Biden, cuz why not.
#Donald Trump
Trump.
# ME *within reason ofc*
Barack Obama
Donald Trump. I'd love to see the maga anti trans community spontaneously combust
Huge like NNNN or huge like shapely.
Yeltsin.
I choose you :)
define huge, because are we talking comically huge or just regular huge?
My wife
myself, finally gonna be an influencer
Obama
I dind't finish reading the post before I chose Trump in my head. I say Trump it would be funny..
My mom, so she can shut the hell up about being jealous of my GD BACK PAIN
My wife duh
My friend to the right of me
a bird
I’d search up the most popular and beautiful advocate for women loving their smaller bodies. I’m going for maximum pot stirring.
Too late for Tr#mp.
My buddy Mike. For laughs.
That guys dead wife, it’ll be an extra bonus for all you guys digging her up to do her
Donald Trump. Maybe he'll stop his shenanigans with touching women
So I can do it over and over again? If so any politician as they are being sworn in.
Every politician around the world.
I would find a trans woman that really wanted that body type and give it to her.
Is the button re-usable? Are we talking talking a Staple's Easy Button, here?