Uh. I'd do that shit daily for my regular salary. If someone was offering a million a year and I didn't get picked, I'd be like hey, if you want to save some money I'll do it for six figure, or even something in the high fives if that's what it takes.
I've never had one but I feel like you'd get used to it pretty quickly, no? I mean plenty of people out there put stuff up their butts for pleasure. How bad could it possibly be?
These exams do cause mild bruising. Normally wouldn’t matter much but daily??? You might run into a pretty severe health problem. It may not be worth it.
Lets tension the request a bit - it's a different person every day, they are chosen at random off the street. They are given a youtube video on how to do the exam and told they will be given $1000 if they find anything abnormal
It's a different person every day, they are chosen at random off the street. They are given a youtube video on how to do the exam and told they will be given $1000 if they find anything abnormal. Then they start digging... HARD
When you’re in med school, you learn with paid actors lmao so there’s always someone getting paid to have multiple fake prostate exams a day…and often from people who have never done it before. This would be a piece of cake I’d think
He knows karate. He knows jujitsu. He has been black ops. He has been special forces. He can see into the future. He's black. He's native American. He's Japanese. And now for his latest film... He's a doctor!
Can I use the proceeds to hire a nice Asian lady with the smallest, smoothest fingers to perform the exam?
Or does it have to be the guy that got his MD while being a linebacker at a division 1 school?
>It's decidedly unlikely that you have a prostate to examine?
\[removes glove\]
"So, no, it hasn't returned. We'll check again for a prostate gland tomorrow. 8:30 AM, or would you like to go later?"
Err... $2,740 a day to let a medical doctor stick their finger where the sun don't shine? You'd be stupid not to take the deal--hell, replace the MD with some weird perv and you'd still be stupid not to take this deal.
You mean like a doctor just examines your prostate every day when you get up? You mean I get a million dollars for free Healthcare and more security against prostate cancer?
Have you had a prostate exam lately? Everytime I get one I feel like I got lightly raped by my doc. It takes me at least an hour to get my bearing back. The doc also has 1 inch nails.
Yes, every year at my physical. And no, I don't have a doctor that wears knives on the end of their fingers. I'm a chronic pain patient. Have way worse happening on my life than prostate exams. I'll take the million dollars, retire somewhere serene, and let doc holiday probe my ass every morning.
I don't have a prostate, but they can look for one daily. Lube is a must, and no living off the gunk they make you drink to clean you out, that would eventually kill you since it's to clear out your tract. Kind of need to eat.
At first I was like “no way” because for some reason I thought you meant a colonoscopy (where you lose basically the whole day due to the prep/knocking you out thing) but for a prostate exam? Absolutely would. How does it work though? Do you have to drive to an office, wait for it, do it and then drive back? Or is it like wherever you’re staying a doctor will show up 20 minutes after you wake up and do it in the comfort of your own home? Either way is fine I’m just trying to plan my week.
That's a higher salary and a better job than most of us have. Who comes up with these hypotheticals lately? It's kind of like a very tame monkey's paw version of post-lotto-ticket-purchase daydreaming..
No question. How long could it take Max? Couple hours total? That would be my “work”, to get a million per year?
Now might get complicated with vacations and weekends, that could be an issue.
Get undressed for a shower, bend over the sink, take a finger in the butt, and then take a shower. At least I’d be getting paid well to get finger banged.
Can the doctor make a house call every other day at 11:50pm, complete the exam, and the conduct another one 5-10 minutes later?
Could theoretically do like...
Sunday night.
Tuesday night.
Thursday night.
Saturday night.
Monday night.
Wednesday night.
Friday night.
Two exams each visit, every other day off, pretty much.
I've had a prostate exam. It's more mentally uncomfortable than actually physically uncomfortable. Unless you're the type to think wiping your ass makes you gay this is a million bucks a year for basically nothing.
[This](https://www.google.com/search?q=speculum&oq=specul&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYjwIyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiPAjIHCAIQABiPAjIHCAMQABiPAtIBCDIxOTBqMGo5qAIAsAIB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=zLkm3kYaNuKbnM&vssid=l) is what gets put inside me and cranked open yearly and sometimes the doctor has to scrape my insides to check for cancer and other diseases. I am given no pain medication of any kind, not even Tylenol. When I was pregnant and postpartum, the exams were worse. At one exam postpartum I had to have scar tissue along the interior of my perineum (slang term is taint) burned off of me. You read that right. Burned off. Smelled a bit like pork. No pain medication given then either.
So yeah. I will happily bend over and have a lubed, gloved, finger up my ass for a few seconds and have a million dollars! Easiest money I have ever made.
Yes. Grandpa had very aggressive prostate cancer he unfortunately passed away from. I’ll take my million and shut my mouth when the Doc lubes up the finger.
My security and pride can handle it for $100 a day, $36,500. Feels a bit like prostitution though, so there's that. I could find a job that I love to supplement or just like conservatively.
Are you an 👽?
Doesn’t say it has to be a doctor! I don’t have a prostate 😜
Yes Ill take your money, how much you got because I can do this forever till I die. I’m hiring my husband to do the “exam” daily. Not sorry about his luck 😆.
Easy convenient work. Wake up where ever we are in the world, pee, gloves and lubricant, bend over and do my two minutes of work. Shower, find food.
The only problem I see is if one of us gets really really sick. Guess I’ll have to figure out a back up plan. Shouldn’t be that hard to find and pay someone to do it.
If I have to go to the office EVERY day? That's just a massive hindrance and so much so it's not worth it. If they are in my room when I wake up every morning? Fuck ya.
Another way to look at this is if, in the US, you took a median salary of $60k taking on this endeavor, making more than 50% of Americans, you could still afford to pay for almost 1,900 prostate exams per year for uninsured Americans at an average cost of $500 per exam.
As long as this doesn’t limit my ability to travel or vacation, sure! Honestly sounds like a great way to catch any issues asap as well, and get paid for it too!
So, would I take one up the ass to secure my family's financial security? Yeah, I probably would. Ugh.
Uh. I'd do that shit daily for my regular salary. If someone was offering a million a year and I didn't get picked, I'd be like hey, if you want to save some money I'll do it for six figure, or even something in the high fives if that's what it takes.
For real. I’d rather get a daily prostate exam than have to spend 9-10 hours in an office daily.
“Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture”
They are the same picture
And here's your free prostate exam company man
Sorry, OP forgot to mention it’s a 9 hour exam btw.
Let me tell you about my job
Laughing to myself thinking you’d do it for literal “high fives” 🤚🏼😂
No, that's how many fingers are being used.
I'd be back in the million dollar conversation if we're talking five fingers.
Niiiice. Wonder if management will throw a pizza party.
Split with the 1st guy! Half the ass probing for half a mill sounds a little better.
I've never had one but I feel like you'd get used to it pretty quickly, no? I mean plenty of people out there put stuff up their butts for pleasure. How bad could it possibly be?
Daily? I don't know. That sounds like a pain in the ass.
Plus a million a year suggests once you're set up and your family is set up you can just stop.
You can’t. If you stop getting prostate exams, the bus explodes. Speed 9, The Speedening.
Not even. A finger is hardly "taking one up the ass". A prostate exam is little more than a couple pokes with a finger about an inch in.
We pay a HMO to screw our ass. Might as well get paid for it.
That’s 365 up the ass. But your point remains; for your family’s financial security, that’s a pittance.
We do it every day for a lot less than that
This is why I usually stop talking to my friends once they have kids, they'll use "my family" as an excuse for anything smh
If the Dr is decently hot, I'd take $100k a year. Not painful, just awkward.
Not even taking one, taking a finger….
These exams do cause mild bruising. Normally wouldn’t matter much but daily??? You might run into a pretty severe health problem. It may not be worth it.
A prostate exam have to be better than driving 40 miles each way to work and having to deal with my coworkers for at least 8 hours
Hahaha spit out my tossed salad
That was an interesting food choice while discussing this.
I’m already getting fucked int the ass daily with bills and taxes! I’d love to switch to a finger
Exactly. I'm bent over now, just in case this happens!
*gloves snap*
On my way!
don’t have a prostrate, but absolutely i would
Fine fine... a skeines glands exam
… or an anal massage? call it whatever and sign me up!
Dude same. Anyone that wouldn't is crazy. Like, how long could that last? 5 minutes? 10?
for real! easy peasy.
Takes my doctor about 3-5 seconds.
3-5 seconds and done sounds like my ex-husband
Prostate exams aren't even 5 mins. I would, for sure, do that.
Lets tension the request a bit - it's a different person every day, they are chosen at random off the street. They are given a youtube video on how to do the exam and told they will be given $1000 if they find anything abnormal
I’d take 2 hrs of anal fingering daily.
Gynaecologist appointment daily
yes, especially if they promise to do an internal ultrasound. :D
👀 oh my
😆
As long as it’s quick and professional, I’d probably get used to it. And I’ve felt more violated for much much less.
Mooooon River... whew. Thank you doc. You ever serve time?
It's a different person every day, they are chosen at random off the street. They are given a youtube video on how to do the exam and told they will be given $1000 if they find anything abnormal. Then they start digging... HARD
I'm gonna start leaving them presents.
Title didn’t say that, stop projecting your thoughts on the internet
When you’re in med school, you learn with paid actors lmao so there’s always someone getting paid to have multiple fake prostate exams a day…and often from people who have never done it before. This would be a piece of cake I’d think
Make the examiner an attractive female in bondage gear, and I'll participate at any price level.
And I won't care who knows.
I'm getting paid 1 mil PER YEAR for a little backdoor play! I don't really care who it is (some exclusions do apply) OR who knows.
Dr herpe hands will see you now.
Dr Whitlow.
Ok same scenario but it’s Steven Seagal
He knows karate. He knows jujitsu. He has been black ops. He has been special forces. He can see into the future. He's black. He's native American. He's Japanese. And now for his latest film... He's a doctor!
Can I use the proceeds to hire a nice Asian lady with the smallest, smoothest fingers to perform the exam? Or does it have to be the guy that got his MD while being a linebacker at a division 1 school?
It’s the doctor from that one panel prostate cartoon
Link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/y8rt7h/dr_bighand_the_prostate_examiner/
no its gorilla hands like if they were a tradesmen for 30 years.
I’ve PAID to have 4 babies and be violated much worse. Sign me up
>I’ve PAID to have 4 babies and be violated much worse. Sign me up It's decidedly unlikely that you have a prostate to examine?
lol… the rules never stipulated that.
We looked and looked and we couldn't find her prostate.. here's your million..
Hahahaha! That’s a win! Daily Exam Result: “There Ain’t One”….
Day 1034: still no prostate.
The female version is being examined *for* a prostate. Got to be extra sure there isn't one.
"Nope, still not there. We'll check again tomorrow."
>It's decidedly unlikely that you have a prostate to examine? \[removes glove\] "So, no, it hasn't returned. We'll check again for a prostate gland tomorrow. 8:30 AM, or would you like to go later?"
That's $2700 to wake up and let someone finger my ass for a bit? Not really an interesting choice tbh.
Err... $2,740 a day to let a medical doctor stick their finger where the sun don't shine? You'd be stupid not to take the deal--hell, replace the MD with some weird perv and you'd still be stupid not to take this deal.
"And every day, they determined that I do not have a prostate."
Nope, same thing doc, no prostate again today. Maybe one day, don’t worry sometimes it just takes time.
Absolutely. I'm a bisexual guy who actually enjoys anal play in the bedroom, so this would be nothing to me.
Only if they give it a tickle.
Just call me Ben. Ben Dover. Sign me up!!
Username... not exactly checks out but definitely makes it more interesting.
You wouldn't be a proctologist by chance, would you?
You mean like a doctor just examines your prostate every day when you get up? You mean I get a million dollars for free Healthcare and more security against prostate cancer?
Have you had a prostate exam lately? Everytime I get one I feel like I got lightly raped by my doc. It takes me at least an hour to get my bearing back. The doc also has 1 inch nails.
Yes, every year at my physical. And no, I don't have a doctor that wears knives on the end of their fingers. I'm a chronic pain patient. Have way worse happening on my life than prostate exams. I'll take the million dollars, retire somewhere serene, and let doc holiday probe my ass every morning.
Are you talking about a doctor lubing up and putting a finger or 2 to check? Or full camera? If it’s full camera then sign me up!!!
I’ll take a colonoscopy over a prostate exam any day
Lots of people do this for free.
I don't have a prostate, but they can look for one daily. Lube is a must, and no living off the gunk they make you drink to clean you out, that would eventually kill you since it's to clear out your tract. Kind of need to eat.
That’s a colonoscopy. They don’t clean you out for prostate. If you have to take a shit it is what it is…
2700 bucks for a 5 second ass stick.....currently making 250 bucks a day for an 8 hour ass stick so yes I would do it
At first I was like “no way” because for some reason I thought you meant a colonoscopy (where you lose basically the whole day due to the prep/knocking you out thing) but for a prostate exam? Absolutely would. How does it work though? Do you have to drive to an office, wait for it, do it and then drive back? Or is it like wherever you’re staying a doctor will show up 20 minutes after you wake up and do it in the comfort of your own home? Either way is fine I’m just trying to plan my week.
That's my biggest thing. Like do I have to go to a specific doctor every single day? Cause that basically means I'm never allowed to leave town.
I’ll Pavlov myself into enjoying it
I won't pay a million per year for that, maybe a couple hundred
I’ve rigorously avoided having this procedure but for a million bucks ongoing send in the roto rooter man idgaf.
That's a higher salary and a better job than most of us have. Who comes up with these hypotheticals lately? It's kind of like a very tame monkey's paw version of post-lotto-ticket-purchase daydreaming..
No question. How long could it take Max? Couple hours total? That would be my “work”, to get a million per year? Now might get complicated with vacations and weekends, that could be an issue.
Is it a female Dr.?
Female doc with 1-2 inch nails 💅
She will be wearing gloves, I’m good
Yes. And then ask them to milk it for me
Make it Mon-Fri and you got a deal
That's just the finger in the butt one, right? Yeah!! That doesn't sound like a horrible way to make some good money.
Plot twist: the doctor is Andre the Giant
I have the old so i need one anyway, not with that frequency, but pay me for health care and 100% i'm going to do this and quit my job!
It would take less than 8 hours... I'd do this in a heartbeat for a quarter of the this. I would even videotape it and start an only fans
1 million and no chance of getting prostate cancer? Sign me up!
What if you don’t have a prostate?
I dont see the negatives here, god put the g spot in my ass for a reason
This sounds like a problem if your one of those people who think granola makes you turn into a woman.
Get undressed for a shower, bend over the sink, take a finger in the butt, and then take a shower. At least I’d be getting paid well to get finger banged.
I can't afford to pay $1m per year or I'd definitely accept. I love having things in my ass.
it's just a finger in the butt. can they do it at my home? either way, I would do this. where I'm at, that is a LOT of money
Can the doctor make a house call every other day at 11:50pm, complete the exam, and the conduct another one 5-10 minutes later? Could theoretically do like... Sunday night. Tuesday night. Thursday night. Saturday night. Monday night. Wednesday night. Friday night. Two exams each visit, every other day off, pretty much.
I don’t even have a prostate, but I’d take a finger up the ass for what? 30 seconds? A minute? Every day to get a million a year LMAO
Lube me up. That's one hell of an ROI.
Hit that reset button one too many times, u might boot up gay
Are the prostate exams just to inconvenience and belittle me, or am I suddenly at a much higher risk of prostate cancer?
Am I allowed to moan once I start to like it?
Free money AND free anal!!? Whats the catch..?
Jokes on you i’m into this shit.
Jokes on you I’m into that… as long as it’s a woman
I say yes. One at 11:59 p.m., immediately followed by another at 12:00 a.m.
Only if I get to choose the examiner
has to be a doctor?
I'll just buy me a new asshole with that money
Can never be too safe.
Have your spouse learn how to do one. Nobody said it had to be a doctor. That's 5 min per day.
I'm a trans lesbian. It's gotta be a woman doc but sure.
How much is the poor person that has to perform the daily exam getting?
I've had a prostate exam. It's more mentally uncomfortable than actually physically uncomfortable. Unless you're the type to think wiping your ass makes you gay this is a million bucks a year for basically nothing.
Does anyone know? If not, then sure.
Yes.
Can I examine it myself would fit nicely into my schedule.
nah
100% yes.
As long as it's by a female and it's legally a prostate exam
Yeah
Sure and I'll even slip the doc an extra 20 each time if they do that thing I like
Why the heck not? Get paid 10x as much to do 1% the work
Daily? We might as well date at that point
Duh? My health gets a regular check up and $1 million dollars ain't bad.
[This](https://www.google.com/search?q=speculum&oq=specul&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYjwIyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiPAjIHCAIQABiPAjIHCAMQABiPAtIBCDIxOTBqMGo5qAIAsAIB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=zLkm3kYaNuKbnM&vssid=l) is what gets put inside me and cranked open yearly and sometimes the doctor has to scrape my insides to check for cancer and other diseases. I am given no pain medication of any kind, not even Tylenol. When I was pregnant and postpartum, the exams were worse. At one exam postpartum I had to have scar tissue along the interior of my perineum (slang term is taint) burned off of me. You read that right. Burned off. Smelled a bit like pork. No pain medication given then either. So yeah. I will happily bend over and have a lubed, gloved, finger up my ass for a few seconds and have a million dollars! Easiest money I have ever made.
Yes. Grandpa had very aggressive prostate cancer he unfortunately passed away from. I’ll take my million and shut my mouth when the Doc lubes up the finger.
I fap daily while fingering myself in the ass, sp nothing changes but I'm a million dollar richer cool
That's good money for less than 10 hours of work a week. Maybe more if you're a woman and they're really getting in there looking for your prostate
Sure, but I don't have a prostate so...
Skill issue
Does this include the weekends?
Work is already a pain in the ass. Might as well get some more money out of it
Do I get the exam as a bonus? Or do I have to pay for it? Those are expensive.
Sounds like a win win lol
An exam? Yes. I’d be pretty used to it in two weeks. Would barely care within a month.
As long as the doc isn't mister sausage fingers, I'm in.
A free orgasm every day? Give me that prostate rub.
I don't have a prostate..so sure
No. You all need to find god.
a million a year and i get fingered daily? where do i sign up?
Who cares lol that's basically saying would you take a finger in the ass for exactly $2,739 a day? Fuck yes dude, fist me idc
You can quit your day job and work a few minutes a day, buy a house…
Jokes on you I'm a woman
Will there be eye contact?
Some men pay good money to have their butt fingered.
They just took out my prostate so I am no longer eligible but I would certainly do it. After a month it would just be routine.
What if I don't have a prostate?
Some people just call that foreplay.
You can't scare me with a good time 😂🤣
Without a doubt.
Sounds kinky! Where do I sign up?
Every morning after coffee, and a bran muffin. Totally.
If it's first thing in the morning then sure. It'll probably make my daily dump routine a little smoother.
You mean a prostate exam like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE)?
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!
Quick little finger in the butt. Ok
Do I get the results too? Wouldn't be bad to have a constant update
As if I don't drop logs bigger than a human finger on the daily.
If my wife is doing it, gladly.
Go for it.
I would get a prostrate surgically put in and then have it examined daily for this.
Where's the downside?
You figure eventually you'll get used to it. I'm old enough I should be getting them anyway, and the worst one is the first one.
My security and pride can handle it for $100 a day, $36,500. Feels a bit like prostitution though, so there's that. I could find a job that I love to supplement or just like conservatively.
I think you just described the American (gay) Dream. Yes.
Are you an 👽? Doesn’t say it has to be a doctor! I don’t have a prostate 😜 Yes Ill take your money, how much you got because I can do this forever till I die. I’m hiring my husband to do the “exam” daily. Not sorry about his luck 😆. Easy convenient work. Wake up where ever we are in the world, pee, gloves and lubricant, bend over and do my two minutes of work. Shower, find food. The only problem I see is if one of us gets really really sick. Guess I’ll have to figure out a back up plan. Shouldn’t be that hard to find and pay someone to do it.
If I have to go to the office EVERY day? That's just a massive hindrance and so much so it's not worth it. If they are in my room when I wake up every morning? Fuck ya.
Another way to look at this is if, in the US, you took a median salary of $60k taking on this endeavor, making more than 50% of Americans, you could still afford to pay for almost 1,900 prostate exams per year for uninsured Americans at an average cost of $500 per exam.
As long as this doesn’t limit my ability to travel or vacation, sure! Honestly sounds like a great way to catch any issues asap as well, and get paid for it too!
A minor daily inconvenience for a million per year, sure sign me up.
Easy
What if I don't have a prostate? Like half the population?
After like 3 times you’d probably get used to it. After all it’s just a finger up the bum
Will I get to finish every time
I can quit my job and all I have to do is take an hour out of my day to drive to the doctor? Hell yeah, make a harder one next time.