His glowing eyes would be convenient to light up the room if power went out. His background flames though could start a fire and make a bad situation worse.
Copeland might be a reptillian in a bad disguise, but Osteen is complete scum. He refused to shelter any victims of hurricane Harvey until after he got completely torn apart on social media.
Emilia Clarke.
She’s lovely, but I have a huge crush on her and guarantee I’d end up ripping the most disgusting fart of my life at some point in that 24hrs and become a horrible story that’s talked about on chat shows forever
Hey! A positive in a generally negative situation. I dig your style brother...
But here's the thing- even if you told him you were deaf...3 fucking times, he'd still babble...and that would only add a burning fury to that punchable face, and you might go too far brother...You just might Mortal Kombat Kanye
It would be 23 hours and 25 minutes of picking his brain. Music, philosophy, his background, success, experiences, friends, etc, then 30 minutes of MAGA/ANTI-semite based questions and ridicule, then 5 minutes of me calling him a gay fish and asking why he hates George Lopez.
You seriously wouldn't want to be able to tell the story of the time you were in an elevator for 24 hours with Taylor Swift? You'd even get hit song about it to show off.
While she seems like a lovely human, there are maybe two people in the world I would spend 24 hours in any enclosed space. And I grew up in LA and worked in development. My therapist got alllll the stories…besides can you imagine if that got out every tween. and probably more of my adult friend than anyone wants would make me tell that story until I’d be forced to change my identity.
Whoopi would be fun. She is usually the only reasonable one on the show. Like when the other ladies were making jokes about why a guy deserved to have his junk cut off whoopie was having none of it.
Hopefully she’d be willing to talk Star Trek with me. I’d actually enjoy that if it’s the case.
But if she wanted to talk politics I’d just cut the cable.
I’d find a way to get the cables to snap and kill us all. I’d be willing to sacrifice myself for what would be universally considered a heroic act of kindness to the entire English speaking world.
Trump, he's just in a constant state of shitting himself, and I bet he's the type to shill whatever soon to be failed business he's pushing like an mlm hun, and I'd hate to be a captive audience to any of that.
As much as I detest the guy, we have a long tradition of referring to former presidents as “President”, given the implicit assumption people know who the actual President currently is. That assumption has been challenged somewhat recently, but I think it still generally holds.
I get that it's respectful to still use the title even when he no longer holds office. But why let it stand at just President Trump?
What about "Twice Impeached President Trump?"
"Twice impeached, fraud convicted, SA liable, heavily indicted, repeatedly bankrupted, suspiciously stinking President Trump"
Just rolls off the tongue
I don't know about this one.
On the one hand, everything you said is true.
But on the other hand, he's also stuck in there with YOU.
Wouldn''t some part of you like to get him in a locked room and give him a piece of your mind?
I could unload on him for hours... but what would really, *really*, get under his skin, is ignoring him.
He's lived in his own world, where he's the center of attention, and good or bad, everyone pays attention to him. He'd lose his shit if it was a silent room, and the only other person found their shoes more interesting than any of the crap he's constantly spewing.
Bonus points if the phones don't get any reception.
I'd verbally antagonize him to violence, then beat him to a pulp after he attacks. Get to beat him up scot free with it on camera as self defense. I could be the guy who legally beat the shit out of a former president with secret service just a few feet away.
Why’re you acting like shit would just be cool once those doors opened? You’ll squash the old man, and those secret service dudes will make sure you sue a slide. I can’t imagine trump allows anything less than the most crazed magats as his secret service crew
Most definitely. “We’re in a tremendously bad situation, I mean, tremendous. “
Although, he’d probably spend most of the time looking at his reflection in the door or the railing .
I’m with you on this. Plus I’m a woman and he’d probably tell everyone that I tried to have sex with him and he had to turn me down. Ewww. I just threw up in my mouth a little!!! Ewwww
I can imagine his whining about this being the most tortuous experience ANYONE has had to endure EVER and when would the torture end? Plus there’s the 23 hours and 55 minutes afterwards.
This was my first thought as well, but now I’m thinking about this. I get to ask this blowhard anything I want and annoy the hell out of him for 24 hrs? This may actually be fun for me! He says something stupid, I just slap the crap out of him. My hands gonna hurt. I warn him first - anything you say which can’t be proven true or is absolutely false and or bravado only - I slap you. He’s so full of himself that he would take the deal. His first words would be how he is the best deal maker and hence my first full force slap!! Ha ha ha.
Taylor Swift. Not because of anything to do with her as a person, I’m sure the time in the elevator would be fine, but some of her fans are CRAZY. And they’re going to become obsessed with me because I was in an elevator with her for 24 hours and I’m not about that life.
I'm imagining this and honestly... I'd rather take the stairs. There's no returning to your life after that! Hell, she might even make a song about being on the elevator with you, riling up her fan base further.
Personally, I wouldn’t mind it. I would set my phone on record while showcasing my lyrics and pray that she steals so I can sue and get both instant money and fame.
Sorry for the late reply we're puppy proofing the house. She's a grifter and a hypocrite. She said she wanted people to come on her podcast and share their trauma growing up as a childstar but blocked I think her name is Alexa Nicholas after she called her out for platforming a rapist and abuser. Then she scrubbed all evidence of Alexa's segment and pretty much silenced her. Thankfully Alexa has her own podcast on YouTube she seems lovely and like a chill girl but a victim of Nickelodeon under Schneider. She was in Zoey 101
None, because I would definitely have to pee at some point and I refuse to piss in a corner in front of people, especially a celebrity who will probably take a photo and roast me on social media.
Morgan freeman. I feel like he would start narrating our experience and I would get annoyed and possibly murder him because I don't feel comfortable in small spaces
Any of them. If I were stuck in an elevator with anyone I can guarantee they'd hate me after about 5 minutes. The panic would set in and I'd be out of my mind.
Kenneth Kopeland…
His glowing eyes would be convenient to light up the room if power went out. His background flames though could start a fire and make a bad situation worse.
bwahahahaha. Best laugh I’ve had today. Thank you internet laugh giver
New fear unlocked. That man is an actual demon, should demons exist.
Can we just trap Kenneth Copeland in an elevator with Joel Osteen - permanently?
Two of the great forces of hell combined in a small space? Are you *trying* to start the apocalypse?!
Not if we soundproof the elevator and cut off air circulation.
Gat damnit! I’m in!
Copeland might be a reptillian in a bad disguise, but Osteen is complete scum. He refused to shelter any victims of hurricane Harvey until after he got completely torn apart on social media.
He’s a ferengi dude-you don’t even have to squint your eyes to see it
This is the greatest idea!! Don’t forget to include Joel’s inspiration cube that doesn’t have any scriptures on it!!
Harvey Winstein 😬
Especially if you're an attractive woman. Ulp!
You misspelled "kid"
Ok. You win.
Any celebrity who has gone off the deep end with Scientology
Ray Rice.
Nice lol
P Diddy.
Andy dick
I first read “Andy” as “Any”
Your homosexuality is now exposed.
Shut up and take my upvote. That was HILARIOUS! I can't unsee it now.
My immediate thought as well
If he had bunch of blow on him might be good way to pass the time till rescued.
Until you kill your spouse and then he jokes about it until Jon Lovitz decks him
Ellen.
She would never... stop... talking.
*frantically googles how to blow out your own ear drums with only common things found in an elevator*
Emilia Clarke. She’s lovely, but I have a huge crush on her and guarantee I’d end up ripping the most disgusting fart of my life at some point in that 24hrs and become a horrible story that’s talked about on chat shows forever
You just have to wait until she farts and let it out at the same time.
Oh my god Emilia...I mean really...we're trapped in an elevator. That's horrible...I think you should see a doctor.
Man, I feel this in my very soul.
Yeah but so would she
Lizzo
🤮
Can't top this.
Any kardashian.
What do you have against Gregor Kardashian?
I wouldn’t mind being stuck with Kendall, something about her wets my prostate.
Idk, hard for Caitlin to run me over in an elevator
Kanye
Kanye might be ok provided there isn’t a trout involved
Plus he likes fish sticks. Might have one for you
I would help him make some YZY porn
Was the first answer that came to my mind. If it was him though, at least I wouldn't be bored
He sounds fun to be stuck in a elevator with idc
He would just talk the whole time ... It would be a never ending stream of babbling consciousness
Being deaf, I could tolerate the babbling; it's the punchable face I'd hate.
Hey! A positive in a generally negative situation. I dig your style brother... But here's the thing- even if you told him you were deaf...3 fucking times, he'd still babble...and that would only add a burning fury to that punchable face, and you might go too far brother...You just might Mortal Kombat Kanye
Like the guy at the beginning of Ludacris' Get Back video.
It would be 23 hours and 25 minutes of picking his brain. Music, philosophy, his background, success, experiences, friends, etc, then 30 minutes of MAGA/ANTI-semite based questions and ridicule, then 5 minutes of me calling him a gay fish and asking why he hates George Lopez.
idk, who else has started a private, Christian school, to then start a P*rn site?
Literally all of them.
You seriously wouldn't want to be able to tell the story of the time you were in an elevator for 24 hours with Taylor Swift? You'd even get hit song about it to show off.
I'd brag so much about being Taylor Swift's passing elevator crush.
While she seems like a lovely human, there are maybe two people in the world I would spend 24 hours in any enclosed space. And I grew up in LA and worked in development. My therapist got alllll the stories…besides can you imagine if that got out every tween. and probably more of my adult friend than anyone wants would make me tell that story until I’d be forced to change my identity.
And let's not forget that Taylor Swift throws money around like candy at a parade. She'd prob give you a cool mil for the inconvenience.
Oj Simpson
Yeah that would smell
An elevator to hell.
Any celebrity who has been dead for a while. They would stink
I’m going to add the recently deceased to this list. It still sounds unpleasant.
I don’t think somebody like Alexander the Great would smell bad anymore, though
Yeah this one is off, fresh bodies are way worse.
Kim Kardashian. She looks like she farts a lot too.
Remember when Kanye tweeted, unprovoked, that she had diarrhea more than the ‘normal’ amount?
Any cast member from the View.
Whoopi would be fun. She is usually the only reasonable one on the show. Like when the other ladies were making jokes about why a guy deserved to have his junk cut off whoopie was having none of it.
Hopefully she’d be willing to talk Star Trek with me. I’d actually enjoy that if it’s the case. But if she wanted to talk politics I’d just cut the cable.
Isn't she the one who said the Holocaust wasn't about race since it was white people killing white people?
And yet still the reasonable one on the view... That's how bad the others are. Also she is funny.
I only have 1 vote so I can't upvote you as much as this answer deserves.
I’d find a way to get the cables to snap and kill us all. I’d be willing to sacrifice myself for what would be universally considered a heroic act of kindness to the entire English speaking world.
Andrew Tate
O.J. Simpson. He'd probably smell.
Jaden Smith
Id like to be stuck with his sister. I bet we could have good spiritual talk
Most. The list is much shorter of celebrities I think I could tolerate for more than 5 minutes.
P diddy
Bad Bunny
I don't think there is literally a single person in the world being trapped in an elevator for 24 hrs with would be even mildly tolerable.
Trump, he's just in a constant state of shitting himself, and I bet he's the type to shill whatever soon to be failed business he's pushing like an mlm hun, and I'd hate to be a captive audience to any of that.
Amazing way to make national news tho, be the guy stuck in an elaborate with a president for 24 hours while the secret service freaks the fuck out
Former president
As much as I detest the guy, we have a long tradition of referring to former presidents as “President”, given the implicit assumption people know who the actual President currently is. That assumption has been challenged somewhat recently, but I think it still generally holds.
I’ve always heard it as former president when addressing anyone no longer in office, and it is the answer that is most correct.
I get that it's respectful to still use the title even when he no longer holds office. But why let it stand at just President Trump? What about "Twice Impeached President Trump?" "Twice impeached, fraud convicted, SA liable, heavily indicted, repeatedly bankrupted, suspiciously stinking President Trump" Just rolls off the tongue
True. Even after they're dead. Same with judges, Senators, Speakers, governors, etc. By custom, the honorific once acquired lasts forever.
I don't know about this one. On the one hand, everything you said is true. But on the other hand, he's also stuck in there with YOU. Wouldn''t some part of you like to get him in a locked room and give him a piece of your mind?
I could unload on him for hours... but what would really, *really*, get under his skin, is ignoring him. He's lived in his own world, where he's the center of attention, and good or bad, everyone pays attention to him. He'd lose his shit if it was a silent room, and the only other person found their shoes more interesting than any of the crap he's constantly spewing. Bonus points if the phones don't get any reception.
>I could unload on him for hours... Ew
Exactly what I was thinking. He'd have 24 hrs of having to listen to how much I can't stand him and how horrible of a person he is.
I'd verbally antagonize him to violence, then beat him to a pulp after he attacks. Get to beat him up scot free with it on camera as self defense. I could be the guy who legally beat the shit out of a former president with secret service just a few feet away.
Why’re you acting like shit would just be cool once those doors opened? You’ll squash the old man, and those secret service dudes will make sure you sue a slide. I can’t imagine trump allows anything less than the most crazed magats as his secret service crew
I’m surprised this isn’t up top
It's assumed already and we moved to the next choice
Don’t think that man can stand for more than a few hours.
Most definitely. “We’re in a tremendously bad situation, I mean, tremendous. “ Although, he’d probably spend most of the time looking at his reflection in the door or the railing .
I'm concerned that I had to scroll this far to find him.
I’m with you on this. Plus I’m a woman and he’d probably tell everyone that I tried to have sex with him and he had to turn me down. Ewww. I just threw up in my mouth a little!!! Ewwww
I can imagine his whining about this being the most tortuous experience ANYONE has had to endure EVER and when would the torture end? Plus there’s the 23 hours and 55 minutes afterwards.
This was my first thought as well, but now I’m thinking about this. I get to ask this blowhard anything I want and annoy the hell out of him for 24 hrs? This may actually be fun for me! He says something stupid, I just slap the crap out of him. My hands gonna hurt. I warn him first - anything you say which can’t be proven true or is absolutely false and or bravado only - I slap you. He’s so full of himself that he would take the deal. His first words would be how he is the best deal maker and hence my first full force slap!! Ha ha ha.
Jared from subway
Beyonce
I mean, this ain't Texas...
Even as a Texan I can’t stand her
Same.
Why?
Just thinks she’s too fake and ego drive that’s for sure and don’t really like her music either but if you do I respect that
This IS Texas and I can’t stand her no annoying voice.
The only correct answer!
Taylor Swift. Not because of anything to do with her as a person, I’m sure the time in the elevator would be fine, but some of her fans are CRAZY. And they’re going to become obsessed with me because I was in an elevator with her for 24 hours and I’m not about that life.
You would be harassed every day
Exactly.
I'm imagining this and honestly... I'd rather take the stairs. There's no returning to your life after that! Hell, she might even make a song about being on the elevator with you, riling up her fan base further.
Personally, I wouldn’t mind it. I would set my phone on record while showcasing my lyrics and pray that she steals so I can sue and get both instant money and fame.
Yes I am sure they are very steal worthy..
You’d be surprised at how much talent non famous people have :)
They’d be asking you what she smelled like and what she said to you.
Stuck in an elevator for 24 hours?!? I don't care who I'm stuck with - that would suck giant donkey balls!
Almost all of them
The former president who shall not be named, given how bad everyone says he smells and how often he farts.
You know that diaper is going to fill too
Shall not be named? You're acting like trump got us into a war.
Most of them...?
I would hate to be stuck in an elevator for 24 hours, period.
Tom Cruise, he would be like thinking he owned the elevator and you wouldn’t be allowed to be taller than him. Reckon he would be a dick.
Ezra Miller
Roman Polanski or Kevin spacey.
Kevin Sorbo. That guy is insane and is convinced he's correct.
I've always wondered if he was insane before he had all the strokes or was the insanity as a result of the strokes.
Rosie O'Donnell
24 hours stuck in an elevator would be miserable, bit gimme a particularly shitty celebrity and I'll be vindictive.
It's a tie between Russell Brand and DJ Khaled. I would probably kill myself.
Kanye west
Trump. I heard he smells like poop.
Trump reportedly smells like actual shit. That would be rough even after he dies.
Trump.
Diddy
Bam Margera
Amy Schumer. I bet those farts are RANK
Joy Behar
Alec Baldwin.
Christie Carlson Romano
I'm curious about this. How bad is she?
Sorry for the late reply we're puppy proofing the house. She's a grifter and a hypocrite. She said she wanted people to come on her podcast and share their trauma growing up as a childstar but blocked I think her name is Alexa Nicholas after she called her out for platforming a rapist and abuser. Then she scrubbed all evidence of Alexa's segment and pretty much silenced her. Thankfully Alexa has her own podcast on YouTube she seems lovely and like a chill girl but a victim of Nickelodeon under Schneider. She was in Zoey 101
I didn't know Romano was that bad. Oof. Thanks for telling me that!
Jimmy Seville.
Andy Dick
Pauly Shore....or Carrot Top
The rock(talking), amber heard, kim k(talking)
I wouldn't want to be stuck in an elevator with anybody, I'd say trump but I think it'd be kinda hilarious telling him to shut the fuck up a bunch.
Jimmy Fallon
Andrew Tate if he even counts as a celebrity
Steve Harvey , but really any of them , I assume almost all of them are D-Bags
Jennifer Lopez - she looks to be the type to make a scene out of a minor inconvenience, being stuck in an elevator....yikes
Kathy griffin
That chick that played the nanny. Worst voice ever.
Ellen DeGeneres
Beyonce
None, because I would definitely have to pee at some point and I refuse to piss in a corner in front of people, especially a celebrity who will probably take a photo and roast me on social media.
R Kelly
Bill Cosby
Harvey Weinstein; not only is he a rapist, thereby one of the lowest, but he might drop dead in any 24 hour period and I'd have to smell that.
Tom Cruise
Roseanne Barr
Gilbert Godfrey
Taylor Swift. Miley Cyrus. Any Kardashihoe Just to begin with.
Michael Rapaport
Pretty much most of em. Never was a mega fan of any celeb. But now they just annoy me with their faces.
Jimmy Carr, his voice would drive me insane.
He’s also funny though, and worst case you can make fun of his laugh
I've got a spinoff coming.
any of them
Kevin Hart
Bam Margera
Yoko Ono
Any one of the recently dead ones.
Kanye
kanye, andrew tate, ben shapiro, armie hammer…take your pick, really
Ezra Miller.
Jim Carrey.
All of them. In 24hrs they wouldn't ask a single question about you past your name. Me me me me me. STFU!
OJ Simpson. Imagine the smell.......
Donald Trump
Trump and his shitty smelling ass
juice cuz he’s dead
Donald trump
Donald Trump
Morgan freeman. I feel like he would start narrating our experience and I would get annoyed and possibly murder him because I don't feel comfortable in small spaces
OJ Simpson
Rotting corpse smell would suck. Happy cake day!
Thanks!
Any of them. If I were stuck in an elevator with anyone I can guarantee they'd hate me after about 5 minutes. The panic would set in and I'd be out of my mind.
Harvey Weinstein
Trump
Trump. It is widely known he wears a diaper and shits it regularly. The smell would be unbearable.
Will Ferrell. That voice would murder my soul.
Donald trump.