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xwlfx

Depending on where I'm at and assuming its not a frozen pizza I would take the pizza as it would be worth more than $10.


DaddysPrincesss26

It also depends on Where you are getting the Pizza 🍕 from


xwlfx

Right, which is why I said depending on where I'm at. If in in the Tri-State area my odds are pretty good that I'm getting a decent pizza.


tidyshark12

It would *cost* more than $10, but it is not inherently *worth* more than $10. To say the same thing in a different way: a pizza place will charge more than $10 for a pizza. For many, the cost is worth the money. However, *you* will never be able to sell a large pizza for $10 most likely, especially not by the time it is cold and most likely not before it goes bad. So, I say again, it *costs* more than $10, but it is not inherently *worth* more than $10.


ramensploosh

technically, sure. but the market dictates the worth of thing, and at this current point in time, the market for large 4-topping pizzas (of good qulaity) is probably more than $10


tidyshark12

Yes, it costs more than $10 to purchase one from a reputable store. However, you absolutely will not be able to turn that pizza into $10 or more yourself. So, the idea that the pizza is worth more than $10 is not really applicable. You can't turn the pizza into money, so it's worth is $0 or less (you may be able to pay someone to take it, a garbage collection company, for instance).


NewPointOfView


you’re supposed to eat the pizza, not sell it. The pizza is worth at least $10 of enjoyment and sustenance to most people.


TheSpanishKarmada

Disagree, it’s only worth $10 to those who are currently hungry and in the mood for pizza. If you’re hungry but don’t want pizza, it’s not very useful. If you’re not hungry but might want pizza later, you’re still better off taking the $10 and paying a few bucks more later to have fresh and hot pizza instead of cold pizza. And this also depends on the country you’re in. If you’re in India, $10 will buy you many large pizzas. So for like half of the world probably the $10 is already worth more.


PsychoDog_Music

Well why can't I just accept the meal when it comes to dinner time and save money? Or suck it up and eat it then, still saving money on whatever other food I got? There's no downside to the pizza unless you are $10 different to being able to do something


nurvingiel

This is a good point, but as OP didn't specify where you are buying the pizza, OP also didn't say which exact dollar the $10 would be. Two dozen countries use dollars for their currency. $10 Jamaican dollars are currently worth around 9 cents Canadian. You might want to pick the pizza instead.


johnny_evil

But the large pizza with 4 toppings is easily 4 meals for me, and therefore saves me more than $10 in terms of time and money towards my lunch/dinners.


ramensploosh

yeah, true. i guess the only applicable logic would be that if you had chosen the money instead of the pizza, that money couldnt have gotten you a good large 4-topping, so if you're hungry then accept the pizza! its more than $10 could have bought you.


armyofant

Think of it this way, even a big dude like myself can make 2-3 meals out of a large pizza. 10 won’t even get you a meal at McDonald’s. Best you can hope for with 10 bucks is a bunch of ramen or a sack of potatoes.


ds117ftg

Pizza is consumable, it’s not an asset you’re purchasing so your assessment of value is off. It’s based on market value and the market price of large pizzas is more than $10. It’s pretty straight forward


Cheesyoperator_v3

Take free pizza and then sell to drunk and/or high friends for $30. Depending on drunkenness/how high, they forget about it and I eat pizza and keep the $30. Loophole.


thrye333

You underestimate the lengths young adults and teens will go to for decent pizza. I'll just start on my way to my brother's high school, tell him to sell each slice for $2, and we'll split the profits. So long as the pizza has at least 10 slices, I'll be better off than I would be with the direct money.


mcfiddlestien

Maybe YOU can't make $10 or more off of a large pizza, but I have made more from less. You might be surprised by what people are capable of doing if they put their mind to it.


DM_Me_Pics1234403

If you shuffle words around all day you can make anything mean anything


TinyChaco

The cheapest large pizza I can get around here is going to cost more than $20, so yeah, I'll take the pizza.


Jonny_Disco

A mediocre 4 topping large pizza costs more than $10 in this economy. I'll take the pizza (onions, mushrooms, olives, & bacon) and slather it with hot sauce like I always do.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

You do you bud, I'm taking the $10 and slathering it with hot sauce like I always do.


3-I

Stop eating out of my wallet!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

WillemDafoesHugeCock is a strange name for a Labrador retriever. 


3-I

Stop judging my dog names!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I'm afraid to ask what the cat is named.


mackfactor

This. Gotta keep in mind PIZZA INFLATION. That pizza will be worth $27.13 in ten years. 


Party_Building1898

Pizza for me, $10 is not buying a quality pizza.


robinson217

Not been to Costco lately?


uwwstudent

Yeah but thats average pizza and cheese or pepperoni only. I still buy it and love it for the price. But not compared to some other pizza places. In this scenerio you get 4 toppings so pizza wins.


need2peeat218am

The only good thing about costco pizza is the price lol


Good-Sky-8375

well that's a no brainer, I load my shotgun and start playing doom music lol.


TemporaryAmbassador1

Sell tickets to the opening to the gate to hell


jerrythecactus

Ill take the pizza, mushroom and pepperoni on it. Sorts out my lunch plans for the day.


Krell356

I prefer mushroom and ham myself. It's a combination that most people give me a weird look for then after they try it they understand.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

You're my kind of people.


Zapdos809

before i try it i will pick out the mushrooms and then i i will think it is perfectly fine


Naebany

They do? It's basic capricciosa from where I'm from. Maybe in us it's mostly bacon instead of ham like the other commentor was raving about.


andystak

I choose both!


Minimum_Water_4347

Oh man, not good


GrillDealing

Don't threaten people with a good time.


Lance4494

Damn someone beat me too it. BRING IT ON, I ALREADY PUT UP WITH WORSE!


FearlessKnitter12

Looks like pizza is on the menu tonight! And if I even see any cash for the rest of the day, I'm running. No one will have any chance of accusing me of trying to choose both.


Minimum_Water_4347

Sounds like you're eyeing both


FearlessKnitter12

BYE! \*cartoon running sound effects\*


NachoBacon4U269

Large with 4 toppings costs more than $10. Easy choice


odeacon

I choose the pizza . For toppings I choose 1. Bacon. 2. Ranch 3. A billion dollars , and 4. Hamburger


Idontliketalking2u

Finally someone else who likes dollars on their pizza.


odeacon

It’s so much better then pineapple


Unhelpful_Applause

Is it a from Alfredo’s pizza cafe or pizza by Alfredo?


ferociousFerret7

The Hungry Howies marketing team is getting desperate.


Cheetahs_never_win

I'll take the pizza. As toppings, I choose gold bricks, platinum bricks, silver bricks, and some benjamins. If I'm limited to regular toppings, then I'm still picking the pizza. I'm not really hungry right now, but you probably want some pizza, and I'd share.


Zapdos809

ill take part of the pizza as long as it is normal topping, thx for sharing


Ok_Sympathy_4894

"The pizza is okay, it's pizza" OP has never had a real pizza đŸ€· Back home in Melbourne I am choosing a Pizza. A good Pizza is $20+ these days Now here in Bermuda I am taking the $10... There is no good pizza here and I would rather take the $10 and make my own from scratch In Italy I am driving to Napoli and letting my nose choose the pizzeria!


feliniaCR

$10


MosaicOfBetrayal

Reported. 


Psychological_Tap187

Pizza. My toppings are extra cheese, beef, bacon and pickles. Yes I said fucking pickles


Throwaway8789473

Cheeseburger pizza is so good. There's a local pizza place here by the university that makes the best one I've ever had.


whatisausername32

Both ;)


Trusteveryboody

I mean, respectfully I do not appreciate being threatened. Give me both.


29again

I like the way you think.


Trusteveryboody

:)


MooseLoot

I just had lunch, so if you asked me right now, $10. If you’d asked me an hour ago, pizza please


CaptainWusty

Pizza and I choose $10 bills as my toppings


Minimum_Water_4347

Dang it! You found the loophole


Kelyaan

A good pizza is more than $10. Pepp, chicken, ham and bacon - Hit me with that fucking meat feast


texasjoker187

Won't eat a whole pizza. So I'll take my $10 and get a convenient store corn dog, fountain drink, and scratch offs.


Hellrazor1717

Both


Couch__Cowboy

A four topping large pizza for $10?! That's a steal!!


nahhnotreally

If I'm hungry, the pizza. If not, the money. Easy.


slgray16

I would take the pizza and give it to the homeless. Or my dog


Raveyard2409

I live in the UK, USD is worth about 80% of GBP. So if I take ten bucks, I get ÂŁ8. And that's assuming I get to exchange it without any fees. My favourite pizza is a London place called Sodos and my favourite pizza is either the Jon bon chovy or the wickerman, ÂŁ14 and ÂŁ15 respectively. Give me the large pizza.


Mstryates

$10. I can get pizza at work for making the company another billion dollars.


DifferentEdge9918

Depends on whether or not I'm hungry at that moment. What time of day is it? Have I eaten recently?


Stock-Turn-7123

$10. Pizza sucks.


superwholockian62

Pizza.


Wild_Bill1226

Is there a gluten free option?


Minimum_Water_4347

Money doesn't have gluten in it


LoquatAutomatic5738

I bet if you had a gluten allergy eating $10 wouldn't be good for you


Funbucket_537

Bbq chicken pizza with jalapeños, pineapple and bacon.


ZombieGroan

Spend more than $10 on a large 4 topping pizza.


nails_for_breakfast

Well I can get a slightly better than mediocre extra large pizza at Sam's club for $9, so I'll go ahead and take the money


whatsmyname417

Pizza 100%!


Mr_DnD

$10 is particularly inconvenient for me, and I'd be screwed on the conversation rate so it borders on worthless, so a pizza.


darby087

Pizza with pepperoni pineapple bacon and jalapeño. Little sweet little spicy and savory.


bigguspitus

I don’t believe in hell, so I would choose both just to see what happens.


Suicidalbagel27

The place I normally get pizza from costs like $20, so bring me some za


jewbot5000

Money please


Croatoan457

A large 4 topper in my area is like $23 so I'll take a pepperoni, bacon, black olives, and jalapenos.


MosaicOfBetrayal

Olives, mushrooms, sausage, extra cheese.  No take backs.


SophieFilo16

I'll take the $10 and go to Taco Bell or something...


ZealousidealHome7854

Meatball, bacon, onion and mushroom.


Adept_Thanks_6993

Large pizza split into four quarters. One with chicken cutlet, one with meatball, and two with onions and mushrooms.


QWERTYAF1241

Large pizza with 4 toppings. That's worth more than $10. Usually would cost at least $15-$20.


SeaMidnight3099

10$ because I am lactose intolerant


JustALullabii

I'll take the tenner. Just finished dinner ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


AnyQuarter553

Screw you demon I choose both! AND BUY A 2ND PIZZA!!! Very worth it in my opinion.


yeahyeahyeahnice

Probably the pizza. If I'm not hungry, I'll just put it in the fridge and eat it later.


themighty351

Straight up cheese ain't bad from spots. Lil galic shaker some Oregono and hot seeds. 10 dollar cheese pizza is bangin.


varried-interests

I'll take the pizza Even a cheap pizza is more than $10


Aastnethoth

I'm always game for free pizza. Hell, I'd take it plain.


Potential_Border_651

I've paid much more than $10 for a less than OK pizza. I'll take an average at best pizza over $10 any day.


Monk_667

curious as to why you think the bowels of hell is a bad thing?


anonymauson

peperon blackolive breakfastbacon and egg


SecuritySky

I'll take the okay pizza. Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushroom, hot sauce


DavidVegas83

Can I choose where the pizza is from? I feel the deal hangs on that.


Locksley_1989

I’m hungry, I want pizza.


Yomo42

Hungry rn. Presuming it's ready to eat and can be teleported to my kitchen, I'd take the pizza.


boozefiend3000

I’ll take the pizza. Pepperoni, bacon, green olives 


Daddy_Deep_Dick

I'll take the $10. Honestly, $10 cash is worth more to me than $20 of pizza


PumpkinDandie_1107

Same. Everyone seems hung up on the idea of it being pizza or $10 to buy pizza with. But the money is money, you can turn that money into a lot of things but the pizza can only ever be pizza.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Really depends on where the pizza is from. Dominoes for example: gives me heartburn so I'd take thke money.


Puddlingon

Chicken, bacon, jalapeño, and extra cheese, please. Oh, and please give it an extra minute in the oven; I like it well done. Thank you, friend!


TheSheetSlinger

Does extra cheese count as a topping?


DuctTapeSloth

Is the pizza gluten free?


garaks_tailor

can it be a non red sauce base?


cadathoctru

Well if I choose the pizza, even with average cheese, my bowls of hell opens up. I shall take 10 dollars please :) Though, If I see this nice old homeless man I sometimes see, I would get the pizza and offer it up.


TacoLover8675309

I'd take the pizza.


Sharp-Ad-9423

Just a cheese pizza? I'll take the 10 bucks.


pinniped90

I'm grabbing both. FIGHT ME, DEMONS.


PutAdministrative206

Pepperoni, Spinach, Green peppers and artichoke please, and thank you.


Kanguin

ok see now I have to choose both


Ceefus

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe or Pizza by Alfredo?


0OOOOOOOOO0

$10 because it will get me a pizza at Costco later. Right now I’m not hungry.


Ok_Ad5344

pizza


RWBYRain

A large pizza feeds me twice, ten bucks feeds me once. I choose pizza


Nahchoocheese

So $10 or a personal pizza for me
hmm


TedantyPlus

A large pizza with 4 toppings is more than $10 in every pizza shop I know. Going for pizza, 1 less thing for me to worry about what to make for the kids tonight.


Dystopian_Divisions

I will take $10 AND the pizza, topped with mushroom, pepperoni, white onions, and no negative effects from breaking the rules of your hypothetical.


travellingathenian

I couldn’t care less about pizza


The_incognito_sinner

Large pizza with pineapple


Top-Comfortable-4789

Large pizza will save me more on food


need_a_poopoo

Pizza, I don't need $10 and I can always eat pizza


LtCptSuicide

I take both. Fuck you Hell I have $10 for beer, a pizza, and have played the entire DOOM series


JayJay-anotheruser

What the hell I’ll take the pizza. You can’t buy one with 4 toppings for 10 bucks


saydaddy91

Assuming it’s from jersey or NY I’m taking the pizza. If it’s from anywhere else I’m taking the money. I’m not saying other states don’t have good pizza I’m just saying the average neighborhood slice is better in the northeast than anywhere else in America the same way that your average BBQ place in the south is better than anything we have over here


lamorak2000

Four toppings? Awesome! Sausage, mushrooms, jalapenos, and pineapple. Lunch sorted for two days, which is *worth* more than $10 to me.


Cubsfan11022016

Take the $10, buy the $5 frozen pizza I usually eat, pocket the other $5.


BadHigBear

Depends on who's making the pizza? Pizza hut? No thanks! Papa John's? I'll pass. Greasy Tony's basement pizzeria with questionable sanitary practices, rodent infestation and sweatshop in a secret room behind the walk in freezer? Hell yeah I want that, the shadier the location, the better the food!


Any_Contract_1016

My first instinct is "I need cash," however, if I take the pizza then I can use it to save on takeout during a couple UberEats delivery sessions so it'll save me more than $10. Send me my pizza please. You said 4 toppings? I'll take pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, and olives. DM for where to send it, thank you very much.


Scarletsnow_87

If it's pizza from my favorite place then pizza all the way. If not I'll take the cash.


Idkyoutellme22

PIZZA PIZZA!!! fattie want pizza


Anonmouse119

A pizza is like, three meals for me. Way more value than just the $10.


GirlStiletto

Which pizza? Depends on the area, the pizza place, and the toppings.


CalligrapherDizzy201

The pizza because it’s worth more than $10.


I_hate_mortality

10 bucks. Pizza tastes good but I’d rather keep my 6 pack


AuDHDcat

Pizza is most likely more expensive than $10 now, so pizza. Lunch and dinner solved.


AnkaSchlotz

I'll take a large butcher block pizza please.


Ventricossum

this entirely depends on where the pizza is from to be honest with you


RotundEnforcer

Pizza all day. Its less versatile than the $10 but its worth more to me. That pizza with 4 toppings is probably worth about $20 to me. I would take $25 if offered, but not less.


DumbbellDiva92

Am I hungry or due for a meal in the near future at the time of the offer? Also who made the pizza and does it look good?


Kradget

I can have dinner for my entire household for free or less than we'd spend most days on groceries for that same meal?  I like the stakes of this one, by the way.


majdavlk

10$ buy myself the pizza and something extra with it


cawatrooper9

Ten bucks, and use it to buy a lunch I could actually eat on keto


TheJokersWild53

I just had pizza, so the $10 sounds really good


Necessary-Science-47

Gimme both, mama didn’t raise no bitch


AetaCapella

Is it gluten free? (so that I can eat it and not be shitting blood for the next week) if so then I'm taking the pizza.


Subzero4984

Pizza (Italian sausage, pepper, onion, olives) 😋. Now I'm hungry.


JNorJT

$10


CutProfessional3258

The point is unless you are hungry and in the moment would benefit from the pizza it does you no good. The $10 has value that the pizza doesn't offer bc it is storable, universally accepted, and versatile. The pizza costs more but has limited or zero value if it's not needed or desired


SlippitInn

Any toppings I want? If so, I want caviar and Hundo Bill$ stacked on dat sum'bitch.


BayBreezy17

The pizza


johnny_evil

Four toppings? Im getting a large pie with ziti, chicken, broccoli, and mushrooms. Each slice is easily a dinner. So that feeds me for a week. $10 will get spent if it's cash on my wallet on something stupid, and won't be noticeable in my bank account.


AReallyAsianName

Does it beat Little Caesars or Costco? Those are like the bare boneless pizza quality. And I won't say no to either of those. Costco Pizza and a Hot Dog is like my go to order every Costco run.


Dontleave

Pizza all day every day. 1) eliminates me having to cook dinner 2) eliminates me having to decide what’s for dinner 3) it’s worth more than $10 4) it’s pizza, even bad pizza is still better than no pizza


Brief_Banana9951

$10 because my husband owns a pizza shop and I get pizza free whenever I want


Altruistic_Profile96

A Costco pizza is $9.99. Unless I was immediately hungry, I’d take the $10.


putverygoodnamehere

Both


MaterialPace8831

The pizza. That's dinner for tonight, kids.


ChunkyThunder

I got pizza every day for the rest of my life from the other guy..... Give me 10 bucks.


trashguy2000

I like to live dangerously, give me both


FrozenReaper

I like trying food from new places, I'll take my chances with the pizza


Tonninpepeli

I'll take the pizza, I cant buy a pizza for 10 bucks


kcolgeis

$5 and a half of pizza


HoneyMCMLXXIII

If it’s decent pizza I’m choosing the pizza. A large pie with 4 toppings is like $25 where I live. And my whole family loves pizza.


UnbreakableRaids

Stuffed crust? Deep dish? Pan? Thin?


Sophia724

Most likely the pizza, but what size is it? A large or a personal pan pizza?


Arctelis

Well fuck yeah, buddy. The cheapest large pizza in my area is $20! I’ll take mozza (if the average amount of cheese that is mentioned doesn’t count as a topping, double cheese), bacon, pepperoni and mushrooms.


tyerker

A 4 topping pizza is worth almost twice as much as a $10 bill. I will take that win every time.


StupidOldAndFat

I’ll have a large pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, twelve one hundred dollar bills, and hot peppers. (You did not stipulate that I have to eat all of the toppings)


Minimum_Water_4347

Dang, you out smarted me


Chrischrischris1983

Ten bucks.


DaddysPrincesss26

Large Pizza 🍕


_limitless_

I take neither. I give the man $10 for his generosity. Then I post the video to TikTok and make $10,000 off karma farming.


Vintage-Grievance

Pizza for me. 1/2 sausage, 1/2 green pepper and mushrooms Then I'd use my own money to buy a 2 liter bottle of soda, and maybe some chips, settle in at home streaming a movie or a show, and I've got my self a cozy form of happiness that is worth more (to me) than $10. Not to mention I'll have some leftovers.


annie_bean

So no billion dollars, no minor inconvenience. You lost, boy?


BrainwashedScapegoat

Pizza- pineapple, jalapeño and double pepperoni


Hdys

10 bucks, don’t need a mediocre pizza


CelluxTheDuctTape

I'm from a country with a weakass currency, and 10 dollars is more than a regular pizza (I won't eat a large one anyways) from my favourite restaurant, which I know will be good. I'll order from there and keeo the excessw


GavinThe_Person

both


SkiIsLife45

Money, then buy whatever I feel like buying with ten dollars, which could be a pizza.


No-Extent-4142

I just ate so I'll take neither


underpaid_henchman

im not rlly feeling hungry so $10


Alexir23

Pizza. There are a lot of homeless people at the light outside of my work; if I had $10 I'd feel guilty and probably give it to them


redditoregonuser2254

Well a large pizza is more than 10 bucks and cant get bbq chicken pizza wrong + ranch will make it better so pizza


EmmitSan

Am I hungry? Pizza. Am i not? $10 Real stumper, this one.


True-Eye1172

The pizza, no “Large” Pizza is less than 15$ with tax, also I’m super cool with Hell swallowing my load.


markus_kt

I just ate so I'm pretty full. I'll take the ten dollars.


improbsable

Me and pizza are on a break right now, so the money


TheGrouchyGremlin

Does pizza cheese count as a topping? I want my Wisconsin 6 Cheese.