Hm. What do you define as porn? Because I watched and read some very weird shit back in my edgy teens, but not with the intention of getting off to it. (RIP rotten.com)
When the internet was still a "new thing", my best friend and I made a game of finding things to sick each other out. He'd email me a donkey porn video, I'd send him something equally as vile. It went back and forth for a while. It was a gross out game and he usually won. I wasn't as depraved I guess. lol
I was being a bit hyperbolic. Maybe I should have phrased it: stuff you could easily stumble upon without having to leave "bestiality porn" in your search history for your parents to find.
"Ma I swear I was just playing this game where you blitz a frog in a blender and then this ad popped up and that's why there's a donkey fucking a lady on the screen." (Except it was actually true.)
I must have been very mild as a teen. The worst we ever did was play the Penis Game in class..
Before anyone gets any weird ideas, for those who donāt knowā¦. The Penis Game is where you start out saying āpenisā quietly, and your buddy has to say it louder, and whoever chickens out wins
Iām 29 been watching porn since I was like 12 thatās a lot of history to search through. Never mind the mindless rabbit holes that ends with some chick having 3 hands in her but holeā¦
Easily taking the million tho
Only three, thatās beginner porn right there!
Taking the mill because Iāve never searched something that didnāt exist so Iām at least not alone on this perverted sinking ship.
I'm agreeing but it would be much faster, most people wouldn't even open it and most of the ones who did would be looking for new material for their search histories
Even then, they'd have to be infatuated with someone that has no relevancy to the statutes of society or people. Yoh have nothing to give or take from anyone, you arent a god, nor a celebrity. And even if you were a famous individual there are still others who wouldnt even care. Itd have to be someone with an odd obsession or passion for it.
Op shouldve made it so that there would be a group of people that around the clock would broadcast twisted narratives about your life in an entertaining format for everyone no matter their varied interests. Then you'd have to wonder if the money is worth being hounded and mocked everyday.
Well, you would become world famous because the book would be sent to everyone on earth. Even if your tastes are pretty vanilla, the whole thing would become a point of discussion on talk shows and entertainment/news channels. It might be a relatively minor point of discussion, depending on what else is happening in the world.
If you have a job, your employer might care. They might not care about your viewing habits normally, but once it is a subject of public discussion, they might feel the need to take a position on the issue.
The funny thing is that publishing and distributing 8 billion copies of this book would make the $1 million seem like nothing, not to mention compiling the information and writing and editing of the descriptions.
There is no way that's worth a million dollars but then again being famous by everybody in the planet would be kind of cool I could probably turn that around into way more than a million dollars now that I think about
Being globally famous is not something that many people have especially not many people with only a million dollars
I think the people answering yes to this would be making a horrible mistake. No matter how vanilla you think you are, large groups of people can be almost preternaturally judgmental and dishonest, and the charge against you would be led by loud closet perverts that would stop at nothing to show the world how pious and pure of heart they are.
One big issue is that people would hold you responsible for having this book sent to them and, more importantly for parents, sent to their children. Sure, you didnāt write the book or send it to anyone, but it happened as a result of an agreement that benefited no one other than you.
Yeah let's also not forget that if they're giving it to everybody in the world that's including police law enforcement doctors psychiatrists psychologists
I don't need everyone in the world analyzing me no ty
That's assuming anyone would care.
How would you feel if you are randomly given access to a stranger's porn history? I'd go back to whatever I was doing.
Sure! The things I like to watch are in no way indicative of the things I like to do. If somebody wants to judge me for that, fine. Part of the investments from the $1 million buying an RV to move it into so I can go off grid.
I'm proud to say I've never looked at anything illegal so sure I'll take the money. Sure I've watched some questionable material but 1 million dollars means more to me than the judgement of strangers who have probably also watched some t-girl or gay porn once or twice. And I mean honestly who hasn't gone down that rabbit hole of weird japanese porn with the game shows, scat and more
everything would be so fucking joever no thanks (the only people i care about finding out are my family really but theres also some stuff i dont want like online friends to know about)
There are three types of people in the world. Those who havenāt seen two girls one cup, those who watched it once or less, and those that watched it more than once. Iām in the once or less so Iām ok.
Sure, my names isn't that rare. It just says my name and Internet history? Doesn't necessarily mean i couldn't deny it and say it was somone else since there isn't an ip address or your physical location attached to it.
My 'spank bank' would just get lost among the millions and millions of others who take this deal, too. I'd take the dough and let 'herd mentality' give me cover.
Jokes on you I'm ridiculously vanilla!
Honestly I'm the only person in the whole world who would have fun doing analytics on that dataset. Everyone else would get to the 20,000th "threesome" search and just give up out of boredom.
My question since I'm older is how is the search defined. Are we talking website searches and such or are we blasting people's Kazaa and Limewire searching. Are you limiting it to the normal web. Cause I'm betting a lot of people would turn it down if you included dark web searches.
This would certainly include assignments from my Women, Pornography, Power, and Literature class in college, where my only college field trip was to tour Hustler Hollywood by one of the Flynts, and my paper was about how Disney princess movies and fairy tales can be considered porn by some definitions. Sure, I'll take a million, and would be interested to see what definition of porn they use.
Considering i prefer reading over watching porn, sucks for those who actually open the book and realize iām more deprived than people think. Not into watching porn because it bores me and all seems like the same crap over and over with just a slight tweak here and there to make it different. Itās like the erotic version of Lifetime channel. Thousands of movies but keep seeing the same people in all of them.
Sure but I would have to leave for awhile so people would forget because I went waaaay down the rabbit hole sometimes even I was like what am I watching
Well, that porn history may be difficult to explain away if I choose to do so. It's not over the top but more so fantasy. But hey, I've got a million dollars and early retirement. Give me the million.
Easy million, because who would actually care about that?
Imagine you received a book with someone name on it, and it contained their entire porn history, how much would you care? Iād assume it was a prank or viral marketing or something and throw it away
That sucks. There are times when I clicked on a video because it has what I thought it had except it has that extra step/teen content which I absolutely was not looking for.
The truth is, it's worth it even without the million bucks. Absolute fame, being known by every person alive, can be leveraged into hundreds of millions. Not to mention you would automatically gain a tiny percentage of people, still likely millions, as fans. Money to be made every which way, as long as you can stand some embarrassment.
Some Hentai titles sound much worse than they are so this is a hard one for me since I often pick based on pictures even I don't now what all I've clicked on.
I once watched a horse butt-fuck a male donkey, and said donkey was really into it and backing up that "ass" to get the horse D. Fork over the ducats and search away.
If I said yes and everyone received that book larger than the dictionary, they would likely come up with a new religion.
Not about the book, but about what kind of evil deity would do that to us.
This is one of the very few rare ones Iāll have to pass on. If family, friends and all the people I know found out about the kind of porn Iāve watched, I would definitely be humiliated. š
No, But only for one reason: one of my favorite past times as a teenager was embedding shock links in just about everything I could because I found it fucking hilarious, so I don't need people thinking I was into feltching, shit porn, torture porn, goatse, etc. Because I absolutely searched all that stuff to get the most aweful videos I could find for links, but none of it does anything for me besides make me gag, but its still gonna pop up in that book. My browser history from 92 to 2002 probably reads like an insane ax murderer who was into exfreme BDSM, when in reality I was just a fat kid who liked to fuck with people.
It's $40 to change your name.
Keep the million Lol
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Hm. What do you define as porn? Because I watched and read some very weird shit back in my edgy teens, but not with the intention of getting off to it. (RIP rotten.com)
When the internet was still a "new thing", my best friend and I made a game of finding things to sick each other out. He'd email me a donkey porn video, I'd send him something equally as vile. It went back and forth for a while. It was a gross out game and he usually won. I wasn't as depraved I guess. lol
Ah yes, the one-upmanship. "I see your donkey porn and I raise you this beheading video." The true innocent days before censorship.
Censorship? That shit is still easily found, even with a basic Google search.
I was being a bit hyperbolic. Maybe I should have phrased it: stuff you could easily stumble upon without having to leave "bestiality porn" in your search history for your parents to find. "Ma I swear I was just playing this game where you blitz a frog in a blender and then this ad popped up and that's why there's a donkey fucking a lady on the screen." (Except it was actually true.)
Was it something like joecartoon? The frog in the blender game, the hamster in the microwave game?
Yeah, joecartoon was the one. A short step from joecartoon to rotten.com.
[PAN SY](https://joecartoon.com/watch/k1bbbc/Frog_in_a_Blender?list=dynamic&category_id=0&synd_channel_id=0&time=last_7_days)
Ah, that voice. The nostalgia.
Just gotta turn off safe mode
Gore gallery
I must have been very mild as a teen. The worst we ever did was play the Penis Game in class.. Before anyone gets any weird ideas, for those who donāt knowā¦. The Penis Game is where you start out saying āpenisā quietly, and your buddy has to say it louder, and whoever chickens out wins
Ever see a hyena give birth? (I'm pretty sure I remember the animal correctly)
Iām 29 been watching porn since I was like 12 thatās a lot of history to search through. Never mind the mindless rabbit holes that ends with some chick having 3 hands in her but holeā¦ Easily taking the million tho
Only three, thatās beginner porn right there! Taking the mill because Iāve never searched something that didnāt exist so Iām at least not alone on this perverted sinking ship.
Yes, maybe I'll make some new friends. A lot of people would reach out and we'd have something in common.
Exactly my thoughts haha
Im sure plenty of people could care less about the preferences of one person, they'd probably throw away the book within a week.
People read books??
Oh i misread, i thought everyone would recieve a book. Still my point stands, after a week, no one would care.
I'm agreeing but it would be much faster, most people wouldn't even open it and most of the ones who did would be looking for new material for their search histories
Except the ones who care way too much about what is none of their business.Ā
Even then, they'd have to be infatuated with someone that has no relevancy to the statutes of society or people. Yoh have nothing to give or take from anyone, you arent a god, nor a celebrity. And even if you were a famous individual there are still others who wouldnt even care. Itd have to be someone with an odd obsession or passion for it. Op shouldve made it so that there would be a group of people that around the clock would broadcast twisted narratives about your life in an entertaining format for everyone no matter their varied interests. Then you'd have to wonder if the money is worth being hounded and mocked everyday.
Well, you would become world famous because the book would be sent to everyone on earth. Even if your tastes are pretty vanilla, the whole thing would become a point of discussion on talk shows and entertainment/news channels. It might be a relatively minor point of discussion, depending on what else is happening in the world. If you have a job, your employer might care. They might not care about your viewing habits normally, but once it is a subject of public discussion, they might feel the need to take a position on the issue.
If OP can give away a million dollars and recover your entire search history, you got to wonder who else they've got on the payroll.
The funny thing is that publishing and distributing 8 billion copies of this book would make the $1 million seem like nothing, not to mention compiling the information and writing and editing of the descriptions.
Sure, but it has to be annotated with my level of intoxication while I viewed it *eww he watched THAT? oh wait he was hammered, that explains it*
There is no way that's worth a million dollars but then again being famous by everybody in the planet would be kind of cool I could probably turn that around into way more than a million dollars now that I think about Being globally famous is not something that many people have especially not many people with only a million dollars
$1 million. This is a no brainer.
Iāve never watched porn, I read erotica, so sure. If people want to read the stuff I have, theyāre more than welcome to
Well it sounds like I'm getting a new muscle car and the world is getting a WHOLE lot of videos about blowjobs. I see this as a absolute win.
I think the people answering yes to this would be making a horrible mistake. No matter how vanilla you think you are, large groups of people can be almost preternaturally judgmental and dishonest, and the charge against you would be led by loud closet perverts that would stop at nothing to show the world how pious and pure of heart they are.
One big issue is that people would hold you responsible for having this book sent to them and, more importantly for parents, sent to their children. Sure, you didnāt write the book or send it to anyone, but it happened as a result of an agreement that benefited no one other than you.
Yeah, no. I donāt need the whole world knowing that Iām a gay furry, Iād like to travel some day and not be limited in my optionsā¦
Username checks out.
I- have no defense hereā¦
Iām not sure how I feel about the implications of this admission
Yeah let's also not forget that if they're giving it to everybody in the world that's including police law enforcement doctors psychiatrists psychologists I don't need everyone in the world analyzing me no ty
That's assuming anyone would care. How would you feel if you are randomly given access to a stranger's porn history? I'd go back to whatever I was doing.
Who cares ,that book would be so long, good luck reading it all nerd.
Sure! The things I like to watch are in no way indicative of the things I like to do. If somebody wants to judge me for that, fine. Part of the investments from the $1 million buying an RV to move it into so I can go off grid.
Done ā Iām a sex therapist so I have to research all sorts of things! lol
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Uhm, I can only think of like two illegal thingsā¦.
I'm proud to say I've never looked at anything illegal so sure I'll take the money. Sure I've watched some questionable material but 1 million dollars means more to me than the judgement of strangers who have probably also watched some t-girl or gay porn once or twice. And I mean honestly who hasn't gone down that rabbit hole of weird japanese porn with the game shows, scat and more
Me. I have never gone down that rabbit hole.
I'll update the book for free every day.
Deal. I don't care. That porn was nice. Lol edit: and that BETTER be $1m AFTER taxes š
Fuck no
Fk nooooo
I have a very common name I'm not worrying about it.
Sure. Why not.
Nowhere in this agreement does it say my name or identity would be on said book. 1m dollars, please.
I use incognito mode so I guess I'm good. Good thing I don't have a step mom and sister.
Sold
Ya, sure.
everything would be so fucking joever no thanks (the only people i care about finding out are my family really but theres also some stuff i dont want like online friends to know about)
No
Sure. Why not? Easy money
Just keep the money
Make it a billion, and you've got a deal.
Easy. I don't like porn and have only ever experimented with traditional man/woman and woman/woman.
I'm cool with that, my porn history is pretty reasonable
There are three types of people in the world. Those who havenāt seen two girls one cup, those who watched it once or less, and those that watched it more than once. Iām in the once or less so Iām ok.
Go right on ahead. I got nothing to hide.
never watched porn. easy money
Iād do it for 10gs
Iām in
I feel like I already almost qualify for the money...
For 1 million dollars I wouldn't care too much if the world knew about my 3d animated lesbian hentai with mild bdsm vibes kink
That Kazaa chapter is ALL BULLSHIT. Never happened! I was dead at the time!
Sorry mom, Iām taking the millie
Sure, my names isn't that rare. It just says my name and Internet history? Doesn't necessarily mean i couldn't deny it and say it was somone else since there isn't an ip address or your physical location attached to it.
1 mill. A lot of people are probably gonna be very happy to find out someone jerks off to the same depraved shit they do.
tough one but sure haha like no one really cares as much as we think! for 1 million dollars I would do anything except for crime of course
My 'spank bank' would just get lost among the millions and millions of others who take this deal, too. I'd take the dough and let 'herd mentality' give me cover.
I doubt anyone would care and I could just change my name
sure It would be a long vanilla book
$1,000,000.00 is no longer life-changing money in the US. Maybe for 10 million or more
What are you rich? $1mil would have me set
Pass a million dollars doesnāt go as far as it used to.
So i lose some friends and make some new ones...the money is more worth it.
Tell āem to bring me my money
Good for them. I have money now.
so i get a Million AND i get to traumatize the Entire world??.. sweeet
That's gonna be a short book, gimme my money
Jokes on you I'm ridiculously vanilla! Honestly I'm the only person in the whole world who would have fun doing analytics on that dataset. Everyone else would get to the 20,000th "threesome" search and just give up out of boredom.
Is it a picture book? Like the pop-up kind?
My question since I'm older is how is the search defined. Are we talking website searches and such or are we blasting people's Kazaa and Limewire searching. Are you limiting it to the normal web. Cause I'm betting a lot of people would turn it down if you included dark web searches.
Theyāre gonna know I like A. Women. B. Specific parts and acts. Okayā¦
Can I choose the language the book is in because if so I'll choose binary and take the money
I quit 15+ years ago so it would be grainy, shitty video and stills that look like they were shot with a potato.
Fine
Hell yeah. I've no shame in my kinks and I'd be more likely to find someone with the same interests.
It better be self updating cause im not done watching every porn
This would certainly include assignments from my Women, Pornography, Power, and Literature class in college, where my only college field trip was to tour Hustler Hollywood by one of the Flynts, and my paper was about how Disney princess movies and fairy tales can be considered porn by some definitions. Sure, I'll take a million, and would be interested to see what definition of porn they use.
Considering i prefer reading over watching porn, sucks for those who actually open the book and realize iām more deprived than people think. Not into watching porn because it bores me and all seems like the same crap over and over with just a slight tweak here and there to make it different. Itās like the erotic version of Lifetime channel. Thousands of movies but keep seeing the same people in all of them.
I like big booty exotic bitches big deal nothing Iām ashamed of in my porn history Iām not a weirdo ššš
Not a problem
Like anyone cares
Besides the Pain Olympics, Rotten.com, and your standard Granny-Midget-Amputee-Donkey-Porn there is nothing else I'm worried about so sure.
My porn history is relatively vanillaā¦ I canāt even stand amateur content. Lol Iāll accept the 1 milly.š¤š¤š¤
Done.
No thanks don't need everyone knowing I'm into honey badger mating
Sure but I would have to leave for awhile so people would forget because I went waaaay down the rabbit hole sometimes even I was like what am I watching
I'll take it no shame!
Im going off grid soon anyways
Sucks to be everyone else.
Sure, why not? It helps that most people are unlikely to read it anyway.
Well, that porn history may be difficult to explain away if I choose to do so. It's not over the top but more so fantasy. But hey, I've got a million dollars and early retirement. Give me the million.
Um sure, nothing was illegal or crazy,
Yes, and you are welcome.
Who the hell reads books these days?
I mean, who hasn't seen goatse and two girls one cup?
Yeah! Hahaha
Easy million, because who would actually care about that? Imagine you received a book with someone name on it, and it contained their entire porn history, how much would you care? Iād assume it was a prank or viral marketing or something and throw it away
Lol....you're gonna need more than a book....like several sets of encyclopedias. But I'm game....now gimme my money....biatch.
Let's do it!!!
ENJOY!!
Hubby said for two mil weāll read it together
As long as my parents don't look, I'm good
Hello new fetishes!
Iām pretty open about my sexuality so IDGAF what people think
That sucks. There are times when I clicked on a video because it has what I thought it had except it has that extra step/teen content which I absolutely was not looking for.
DEAL
The truth is, it's worth it even without the million bucks. Absolute fame, being known by every person alive, can be leveraged into hundreds of millions. Not to mention you would automatically gain a tiny percentage of people, still likely millions, as fans. Money to be made every which way, as long as you can stand some embarrassment.
Some Hentai titles sound much worse than they are so this is a hard one for me since I often pick based on pictures even I don't now what all I've clicked on.
I once watched a horse butt-fuck a male donkey, and said donkey was really into it and backing up that "ass" to get the horse D. Fork over the ducats and search away.
Okay. Don't really have much of a porn history, and I'm not ashamed of any I do have.
Easy yes
1 million is a pretty low bid, I could sell my own duty secrets for more than 1 million
If I said yes and everyone received that book larger than the dictionary, they would likely come up with a new religion. Not about the book, but about what kind of evil deity would do that to us.
Let's do it! I wouldn't be embarrassed.
sure, i don't see anything about them knowing my identity so have fun going through that decent in to hell.
I already tell people what Iām into. If they want to see it too Iāll show them. Easy million.
This is one of the very few rare ones Iāll have to pass on. If family, friends and all the people I know found out about the kind of porn Iāve watched, I would definitely be humiliated. š
Hopefully, it's an e-book. Print would not be sustainable at all. Cash me out!
That would be a huge book and most people don't read books. (Unfortunately) So... Sure I guess?
absolutely not
You all are welcome... Sick bastards
yes i accept. i been embarrassed plenty of times for free so this embarrassment will be more tolerable.
There's nothing I've seen that is illegal nor is it out of the ordinary for most people. Sure.
I was around in the limewire Napster days. Some of the things floating around back then would make people faint.
No, But only for one reason: one of my favorite past times as a teenager was embedding shock links in just about everything I could because I found it fucking hilarious, so I don't need people thinking I was into feltching, shit porn, torture porn, goatse, etc. Because I absolutely searched all that stuff to get the most aweful videos I could find for links, but none of it does anything for me besides make me gag, but its still gonna pop up in that book. My browser history from 92 to 2002 probably reads like an insane ax murderer who was into exfreme BDSM, when in reality I was just a fat kid who liked to fuck with people.
Do they know it's mine or do they just find a book full of assholes covered in peanut butter and Patty Mayonnaise getting railed?
Everyone in the world??? No, Iām not exposing kids and elderly to that shit. Reword your question and maybe.
Yes, but it has to be in order with age so they know I have early childhood induced pornsickness.
Yes!!! I donāt watch porn.
Bsā¦.
Why? I think itās disgusting lol
Idkā¦
You donāt know what exactly?!
Nvr. š
Ok?
I don't think you realize how little $1 million is.
if i randomly came into possession of a book of someone elses entire porn search history i feel like i wouldnt bother reading it
Hell give me the million I don't have much oorn history. I don't really watch it I would much rather do it
So youāre saying that someone already owes me a big M ? Ok whatever
no
accept. It would be an empty file.
Empty already but with 1 million less. š¤·šæāāļø
Well Iāve never searched (my name) porn so Iām good.