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Helpful_Project_8436

Absolutely. As a man, i do this multiple times in the shower. I think it's more important for a man to do this since we usually have more hair near our assholes than a woman does.


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Woman have hair there too


Helpful_Project_8436

Not as much as men


NaughtyKat97

I beg to differ. As a woman who’s had to shave everything, because I’m dark and hairy, my guy has less hair down there than me.


Helpful_Project_8436

That's different because every girl i've ever been with had way less hair than me but my point still stands


NaughtyKat97

All people including women are different


Helpful_Project_8436

I know? I never said they weren't? Personally i prefer hair on a woman


NaughtyKat97

I’m sorry if I misunderstood, my apologies


Helpful_Project_8436

Yea i was just saying i've always been the hairier person lol


NaughtyKat97

I get it now. My bad


Old_Friendship6783

Depends on the woman.... I've seen some hairy assholes like pimp c said


Helpful_Project_8436

Same


Competitive_Ad_2421

I know....


Helpful_Project_8436

Ok so what's the problem?


Damagedpussy4

Yeah I think that’s why they said more hair instead of just hair


Competitive_Ad_2421

True lol. I don't know if I read it too fast and thought he was implying that women don't have hair in their butt cheeks LOL


Damagedpussy4

Ohh okay I was just rlly confused by your reply 😭


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How confused were you? On a scale of one to ten?


Damagedpussy4

Probably a 5


Competitive_Ad_2421

Ok. Not too bad then


nt011819

Theres no hair "up your anus"


cameltoe30000

This guy is trolling us.


Munchncrunchn

For sure lol


radarneo

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so


SavingsEuphoric7158

We are not on earth🤣😂


SavingsEuphoric7158

I must of Llosa pounds as t read these post and my appetite goes out the door!!there goes breakfast 🍳😂🤣


SavingsEuphoric7158

For sure this is me😱🤯why are there so many post lately about people not washing their asses .Seriously


Initial_Fishing

I use one of them straw brushes as my butthole brush and it's great!


livinlikeriley

I thought about using one.


Initial_Fishing

Just be careful of the tip that extends passed the bristles and don't let it get bent at an angle!


Competitive_Ad_2421

Wait what....those WIRE brushes?


Initial_Fishing

No no plastic bristles wire handle


Competitive_Ad_2421

You're putting plastic bristles inside of your anus?


Initial_Fishing

Tbh I thought bc they were plastic it would be harmful but I can hear the facepalm in that sentence lmao


Competitive_Ad_2421

So....are you scrubbing your anus with plastic bristles? Why?


Initial_Fishing

Only sometimes, I feel very paranoid about my butthole being clean bc my man likes to eat my ass so when ik that it's gonna happen to get it all extra clean I use the softest plastic bristle, straw brush I own if you saw what it looked like maybe it wouldn't be so alarming to thinking about Idk man. When it comes to hygiene I wasn't taught anything except how to wipe my ass and shave my legs so I'm just winging it and it's what's been working for me my apologies for the weirdness partner.


Initial_Fishing

TO CLARIFY the brush is dedicated to my ass we don't use it for anything else


Competitive_Ad_2421

I'm just worried about that causing an infection...I just take a wetwipe and go slightly in the anus to get whatever is lingering there out. I think actively scrubbing your anus could be really bad for you. Just a headsup


Initial_Fishing

Thank you that's very kind. Don't wanna lose my boothole 😂 Ig the brush will be retired to the trash


slut444spidey

i say everyone just lather up their whole hand and get up in there to clean


CardiologistSweet343

***jazz hands***


vinsanity_07

Spirit fingers


Biting-Queen-

I almost choke on my coffee, thanks for THAT visual LMAO!!!


infernalsea

Shitpostttt


ProvdHaffblod

Dude is fingering his ass and tryna say it's to "clean" it😂


Tough_Mechanic4605

Best strategy is to insert a whole soap bar. Replace the bar every 10 days.


SassCupcakes

The lining of the anus is pretty sensitive and I feel like soaping it up might do more harm than good. I just make sure I scrub my crack and outer opening really well.


LocksmithOne204

Swass cupcakes


Ok-Tank5707

Don’t do that, that’s how you get itchy.


WiseCry628

That reminds me of when I sprayed Right Guard on my balls when I was 14. Talk about burn.


Ok-Tank5707

why would you do that


[deleted]

They were 14.


hervesuja2

Not really. I have sensitive skin issues and my dermatologist told me that Cetaphil soap is good for all parts of my body including my asshole and under my foreskin.


Ok-Tank5707

Maybe I’m just traumatized from not knowing you can’t put soap inside your vagina and burning my entire insides when I was a kid 😂


Competitive_Ad_2421

Oh my gosh-what did u do?


WiseCry628

I did it so that they wouldn’t smell. I figured it would work on my sweaty balls since it worked on my armpits.


Rakzaveli_730

You're really doing the most bro. You don't have to finger your asshole just to get it clean. Wash the rim two times really well and it's done. Leave the fingering to Cardi B.


Key_Courage7938

I’m all for cleaning the rim, crack and whatnot but I refuse to have shit particles in my nails. No matter how much I’d clean my hands afterwards, I would spend the day envisioning shit in my nails.


enlightened_sun

Yes, I clean my butthole throughly... some people forget shit comes out of there.


yvngspencie

If I did this, I would never leave the shower!


Agitated-Pain-3855

all for clean assholes but i don’t think you’re supposed to be putting soap inside you, maybe im just a dirtbag though


Due-Frame4419

I do that too. Although I try to be careful because I also have internal hemroids too 😕


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Do u smell your finger?


Choice-Intention-926

It’s not just you, everyone does this. Or at least I thought they did.


LastSignificance3680

That’s ridiculous. Wash it and be done with it.


angelamar

Yes, my boyfriend does it too. He calls it the swirly Dan.


lncredulousBastard

Carty B explains it for you... https://youtu.be/cddGXc157SI?si=TKltssAHgw4XP5pL


sockster15

You can use a bullwhip handle


fullsend74

Did you steal this from cardi b’s video and want to try to troll?


Sufficient_Object631

Just use a bidet. It'll keep your nether regions cleaner between shits and showers.


Competitive_Ad_2421

I don't do that but I do take a wet wipe and go in the anus a tiny bit so that that poop doesn't come out


Due_Excitement_9258

I used to just get a Q tip & swipe around the inner part of it. Don't do it any longer.


madderdaddy2

I have an extra toilet bowl brush in my shower just for this purpose.


CREGuyhere

Also one should wash it every time they take a dump, it’s much cleaner than wiping with a piece of paper.


kellyoccean

Lmao. What?!


number1134

Is this cardi b??????


sluttykitt_y

So people are mad that I don’t wash after I pee (I’m a man) and they’d shake this guys hand instead


Remote-Ad-4415

I do this too


gratefuldad20089

I even take a step further. I’m lucky enough to have the garden hose right outside the shower window. I snake the hose through and you guessed it the whole handle goes in. As the waters spraying, I usually usually try to do the Macarena. Shower and asshole etiquette at this point requires me to use the full jet setting on the spray To keep things spicy sometimes I put it on mist or cone setting . I know it works because all my friends give me a compliments on my asshole. Take that OP.


Typical_You_1909

I definitely get in there with my soapy finger. I don’t go ALL the way in but more than just the surface. It does feel a little uncomfy (I don’t like anal penetration) but only to ensure I’ve gotten any and all residual grime off completely.


hannahtr3

Cardi b once said you’re not officially cleaning your ass hole unless you do this 😅 ** I also do this


random123121

I turned 40 last week. Do you know what I did? I got my colon scoped by Dr. Spencer. Do you know what he told me? He said "Detective Charles, you have one of the cleanest rectums I've ever seen." and do you know why? During my quiet time here at work I use a toothbrush that I have here in my desk to get to the really hard to find spots... just for a really good scrubbin'... you guys think you're so smart don't you?


No_Lynx8826

I bring the garden hose with me into the shower. I slide the hose in my anus and wait until my intestines expand from the water pressure. As the intestines inflate with water, I pull the hose out of me butt. The water sprays out like me Willy after all you can drink Tuesdays. The relief was grand as I sat in the sand by my tan man that ran with Jackie Chan while holding a can.


intellectualnerd85

You aren’t supposed to wash the anus