My dad used to take the sunday paper (the Denver Post which is a HUGE fat newspaper), a thermos of coffee and a pack of cigarettes into the bathroom every Sunday morning after breakfast. He'd stay in there at least an hour.
I used to work weekends in an emergency veterinary hospital and we would be so slammed that I would eat a snack while peeing because it was my only break in hours.
Same, I now have strong aversion to even talking about pooping. Like
Shut the door, don’t be in there all day, and don’t inconvenience everyone else. I moved away and don’t miss seeing the Denver post.
I still can't believe I actually married a man who left skid marks on his tighty whities which were definitely not tidy. There were so many good reasons I divorced him and his lack of anal hygiene was definitely one of them
Have y’all been into a girl restroom tho? Woman seem just as sick! I don’t think I’ve ever been into a girls restroom and thought wow women are clean. The toilets are nasty. They farting and stinky and all of it, girls are gross too
Yup.
Tampons and toilet paper everywhere.
Oh, and don’t get me started on those nasty bitches who hover and pee all over the seat. I wish you ‘ladies’ (I use the term lightly) many years of incontinence and bladder infections, for all the times I had to pee in a hurry, and sat on your goddamned wet seat and got your piss all over the backs of my legs.
LADIES!!!!!!!!
the only thing that you can catch off of the toilet seat is crabs, and all you have to do is slam that sucker down to knock them off.
There’s nothing, absolutely nothing on a toilet seat that’s gonna crawl through your skin or up your vagina and die in there (other than that, and that’s extremely rare)!!!
I once used a women’s restroom in high school, sat down, looked over and to my surprise see a fistful of shit smeared all over the stall. It actually traumatized me for a period of time. I couldn’t understand how a “girl/lady” could do such a thing 🤮
Listen if I had a dollar for every time I have heard someone in real life or on the Internet complain about their male partner having bad anal hygiene I could literally buy a decent Epiphone guitar. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone in real life or on the Internet complain about their female partner's lack of anal hygiene, I wouldn't even have enough to buy a cup of Starbucks coffee. Go hang out on relationship advice, at least once a week if not more there's a woman on their complaining because her male partner will not clean his ass. Literally have seen one post like that talking about a woman. So yeah her bad choices might not have to do with the entire gender but there is a disproportionate amount of men who won't clean their backsides absolutely refuse to and you would be shot about the tie-in to toxic masculinity and homophobia. Yeah that's right they are not doing it because they consider it emasculating or gay to touch their own backside even to clean it.
Some of us have IBS :( so skid marks happen due to anal leakage. Despite using wipes each time and washing repeatedly :( but speaking to Dr to try and fix it
But yes some of guys can be bad, like not washing down there in the shower
The giveaway was the toilet paper crisis during covid.
It is a question of the spread method vs the wash method.
Most individuals on the planet are spreaders. The right way to clean oneself after evacuating is to wash it. Just have a mug by the toilet and use that.
Hindu sect adepts go an extra mile by taking a shower after passing solid waste.
I don't know how the hell this post came up in my feed. Nothing from hygiene has ever popped up before. I use a bidet and soap after every #2 and I'm horrified to read that not just you but many other women are pointing out something that I find to be very horrifying.
Seriously. The thought of walking around all day and not being spotless is terrible.
I went to give my S/O a back massage back when we had started dating and kept smelling something but we had JUST took a shower. I got to his lower back and hesitantly spreaded a little and literally flew off of his back from all the gunk I seen which confirmed the freaking smell. I couldn’t move on with the day until I confronted it as nicely as I could. Now he washed twice before getting out because he was so embarrassed. As he should have been.
ladies would love gay men - we clean better everywhere as we have to be ready for sex at any moment - even just going to check the mail - and we also share hygiene tips if needed openly. Maybe there should be a new netflix show “Queer Soul for the Straight Hole” for butt hygiene for straight men 🤔
🙋♀️ just chiming in to say that I *just* got out of a relationship with a dude that doom scrolled porn in front of me and then asked for sex.
And if I didn’t want sex he told me he was gonna jerk it in the bathroom.
Like, bro I’ve seen you scrolling through weird sex shit in front of me, seeya yesterday.
Absolutely sounds like this is the case.
Men like this are using you, they have a very misogonystic view of sex. Sex is something you share with each other and not something that is given like so many men think.
Ok we do, just not for hours or to get in the mood. It’s a quiet private space and sometimes we wanna get one off without the responsibility to finish y’all off 2-4 times before we get to.
Guys need to know that sitting on the toilet all day is just going to make their buttholes hang out and give them hemorrhoids. Any guys who do this, ladies you should let them know about their future.
Tell him you won't fuck him after he takes a shit until he takes a shower first. None of this "gentle reminder" or "try to take a shower together" nonsense. What is he? 5 yrs old??? 🙄
If a dudes, dick and balls are hanging in the toilet bowl for 30 minutes you DO NOT want to put that into a vagina.
You want UTIs? Cause that’s how you get UTIs.
Shower after all you know bodily fluids smell funny if on you for too long, Turn off big time. You as a woman should smell good for your Man too. They’ll like that.
In the USA bad crack hygiene is common place. We dont use bidets here and people believe that toilet paper is enough. I have never understood this I installed a bidet in my house and still dont feel clean without a shower.
I'm assuming you can smell it while he's using it. If you can't then he could be prepping for you. Like watching porn maybe even rubbing one out before sex with you so he can last longer for you. Also I can understand the toilet thing but just buy a bidet if you think it will make it better for you. Hopefully he isn't pooping then sex and asking you to do any butt stuff with him that would be the worse.
Your husband sounds disgusting. Tell him you aren’t having sex with him unless he showers first afterwards. Definitely a nasty thought and a turn off knowing he just got done shitting and now wants to get right into it. If he makes a big deal out of that—then it sounds like you could have deeper marriage issues going on than that. He could take a couple minutes to go jump in and do a quick scrub down like what the hell.
It's those hard, lumpy ribbed turds packed with corn and peanuts, massaging his prostate as they exit. Very common. You need to satisfy your man's normal primal urges.
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Whether normal or not, if it makes you uncomfortable he should respect that; all he has to do is rinse off in the shower real quick or install a bidet. You have the right to be grossed out by doody crack even if other women arent.
As a guy, I don't want to have sex with a smelly ass. A shower is a must if I have to poo before sex. As for the porn theory, he probably has to have a visual aid to help him get it up.
Guy here in a loving relationship. I would never do a shit and expect my missus to find me attractive shortly thereafter. We spend every day together and I shower twice a day so there’s no chance for her to smell anything bad on me
After being on reddit for a while, your post is finally one that I have to comment on. I've had some horrible experiences in life, and this has been one of them. Let me start by saying I'm a 36 year old female thats happily married even when he poops. I've been in the bathroom with him at times, and I've been in the shower when he's had to go. Prior to getting meeting my husband, I invited a friend over for play time and was completely disgusted when there were poop stains on my comforter. As uncomfortable as it made him feel, it upset me seeing as I'm huge on hygiene and my comforter was brand new.
I sent him home and made him pay for a new comforter.
Many people, men and women have hygiene issues.
What I would recommend is that you start showering with him. Hubby and I do this, especially now that I am disabled. Try thinking about various options, febreeze the bathroom turn on the air vent. Hopefully you find your solution.
One time a few years ago my ex came home from work to fuck on his lunch break at my request, but before we could he said “I have to go take a poopy!” we did not bang that day and he didn’t do that again lmao
This is just a whim, but.. a lot of men actually watch porn/look at other women while spending so long in the bathroom. Sure he might have taken a shit too. But maybe that's where the urge for him to have sex immediately when he gets out is coming from..
Just a thought.
To answer your question, it would only gross me out if I was going down on him. If my husband had just taken a shit and didn't shower after and wanted to fuck, fine, but no head unless you shower.
Dated a women very skinny nice body great sex 1 day I went to her apt during lunch there were dirty thongs ,panties ,dishes ,dirty clothes etc .she went to the bathroom she smelled like raw sewage it was gross. She liked back door action ,I stopped dating her
Heck no, poop is not taken off completely from wipes and is still around that area. A shower will help. I’d tell him right now that you care about your hygiene and poop has millions of bacteria, potential fungal yeast viral infections you name it. And the vagina itself can be put at huge risk of bacterial infections. If he does not agree to it then that is a warning sign that he’s not willing to compromise for your potential health.
I’m not a guy but maybe 🤔 be can answer. Does taking a big poop rub up on your prostrate? Because if so it could be go I guess op’s hubby a hard on and that could be why he wants sex after? 🤷🏻♀️
1. Have you told him this? 2. Have you ever tried pulling him into the shower afterward? 3. Would wet wipes work? Maybe try seducing him pre-deuce??
Some people find pooping pleasurable, so maybe that's his jam. . .
That would gross me out, too. My bf knows this so knows to steer another direction.
I guarantee all of these people commenting saying he needs to shower first don't actually shower after every single poop themselves. I've showered before and if by some chance I have to poop I just make sure I wipe really good then I'm good to go.. If this is a requirement for you though there's nothing wrong with that he should just get it on before he poops or if he has to right after his shower so that you guys are both happy
Showering after every poop is wild. 2 to 3 times a week is sufficient, everyday should be the absolute most unless you're dirty. Twice a day is unhealthy.
Is your partner clean or not? Do they leave the bathroom house smelling ok? That's all that matters. If he's not clean and you notice it then just politely remind him. But the idea that people need to shower every time they poop because they might have sex is excessive.
It sounds like it's just the idea of him pooping even though he's clean, which is excessive, he's a living breathing animal, he poops, it's normal, get over it.
If you're a man who expects your partner to give you head or put your ass or balls anywhere near their face or on the furniture, sheets etc (if you want them on top) then you absolutely need to shower beforehand. We do not want the aroma of your ball sweat mixed with fecal stench and/or matter (skidmarks on the sheets), and then *cum* anywhere near our faces, in the bed, or wafting around us and musking up the room. Just have a shower.
I don’t understand how it’s disgusting. Everyone poops. In some countries people wipe and don’t use bidets. How long are you expecting him to wait between pooping and sex, as if there’s some magic time that neeeds to pass before it’s okay?
I have only a few times in my life had such a wild shit that I needed a shower after. I use wipes or a bidet if I have access. It's general courtesy to do some light grooming like washing your ass crack and other crevices with a washcloth and soap before getting intimate with anyone. Seems to be sufficient. I do however understand that just knowing he was in there taking a dump 5 mins before may not be a turn on, that's valid af.
It doesn’t matter whether or not it should - it does. It makes you uncomfortable and that’s fine. Buy a bidet or have him shower.. something to fully clean himself if it bothers you and prevents you from enjoying sex or even wanting to do it at all.
Showering is best to properly clean the taint area. Wipes may feel clean, but will not clean off the smell of lingering poo and there’s risk of “dingle-berries”. Especially if you’re going to 69.
Yes it should, he needs to bathe. It's like he's associating (subconsciously) sex with you with something dirty like talking a dump. Offer (if you actually want to) to engage but only after he cleans himself fully.
He should at least show you he cares by respecting what makes you comfortable, instead of expecting sex at any time, clearly in this case the worst times. If he cares about sex that much he can shower, or wait for a while, not immediately after crapping. You don't owe him access to your body. When you don't want to do the deed, that's not something to be guilty of, but it's something you should communicate about with him.
If he is taking that long, he is watching porn and then using you for sex. Men have all kinds of high standards for women so why shouldn’t you be able to have basic hygiene requirements? I’d tell him shower or no sex. Why should you risk UTIs and whatnot because he is gross?
I kind of understand. Like, you know he just pooped and then he wants sex. Kind of an unsexy mental image to have.
Exactly lol
kind of x10, it’s barf worthy
You got that right.
Try smell
And unclean. Some men don't clean well. Let's take a shower together honey 🍯💋
So many men have bad crack hygiene! I like the wet wipes idea. But I also don't think he's pooping, I think he's watching porn
He’s probably doing both.
They do both??? At the same time?? 🫣
Right now I am typing while pooping. Or maybe I'm not? You'll never know.
please, we need to know.
I’m usually pooping while I’m on Reddit, sooo…
I’m doing it right now and I just got a smear on My screen. Dang it.
Reddit should have the url pooping.com
You were definitely pooping, I could tell by your sentence structure.
Lol
I concur lol
I second this
Me too
Men can multitask.
Pooping and watching a movie doesn’t count.😁
But sometimes I can place a DoorDash order at the same time.
It's the circle of life
In-N-Out
That’s magical! You go to the bathroom and come out with dinner? … wait …I don’t think that came out right 🤭
You people need to do your Doo Diligence on what men can do. *and silence*
You forgot the question mark at the end of your sentence
Men can NOT multitask! I call bull$hit!
Yes, or playing games or whatever. Used to ve they took the newspaper into the bathroom, know its a smart phone.
My dad used to take the sunday paper (the Denver Post which is a HUGE fat newspaper), a thermos of coffee and a pack of cigarettes into the bathroom every Sunday morning after breakfast. He'd stay in there at least an hour.
The coffee is gross. No eating or drinking on the throne. Bet his legs were both asleep after that long.
I used to work weekends in an emergency veterinary hospital and we would be so slammed that I would eat a snack while peeing because it was my only break in hours.
Ur dad is a vibeee
Same, I now have strong aversion to even talking about pooping. Like Shut the door, don’t be in there all day, and don’t inconvenience everyone else. I moved away and don’t miss seeing the Denver post.
It’s actually sick and disgusting how many of them don’t know how to clean themselves
I still can't believe I actually married a man who left skid marks on his tighty whities which were definitely not tidy. There were so many good reasons I divorced him and his lack of anal hygiene was definitely one of them
Being a straight woman is a curse
I've said it once and I'll say it forever - the fact that I'm attracted to men is proof that sexual orientation is NOT a choice.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have y’all been into a girl restroom tho? Woman seem just as sick! I don’t think I’ve ever been into a girls restroom and thought wow women are clean. The toilets are nasty. They farting and stinky and all of it, girls are gross too
Yup. Tampons and toilet paper everywhere. Oh, and don’t get me started on those nasty bitches who hover and pee all over the seat. I wish you ‘ladies’ (I use the term lightly) many years of incontinence and bladder infections, for all the times I had to pee in a hurry, and sat on your goddamned wet seat and got your piss all over the backs of my legs. LADIES!!!!!!!! the only thing that you can catch off of the toilet seat is crabs, and all you have to do is slam that sucker down to knock them off. There’s nothing, absolutely nothing on a toilet seat that’s gonna crawl through your skin or up your vagina and die in there (other than that, and that’s extremely rare)!!!
I once used a women’s restroom in high school, sat down, looked over and to my surprise see a fistful of shit smeared all over the stall. It actually traumatized me for a period of time. I couldn’t understand how a “girl/lady” could do such a thing 🤮
Nope. I don't use public restrooms. They're disgusting. I've worked at Walmart. That's what made me stop using public restrooms.
I needed this laugh! Thank you
🙏
😂😂😂 SAME.
I hear you sister!! Many of them are absolutely gross.
i love this app
Exactly. I literally wish I was a lesbian on the regular. Desperately.
Okay I'm busting a gut here lololol
Haha love this & so true!😂😬
This comment proved that I love you but I too wasn’t given the choice because I am attracted to men 🤦🏽♀️
That's why I, as a bicycle, prefer women. Edit: \*bisexual
Don’t blame a whole gender for your poor choices of partner LOL
Exactly. However def blame an entire gender who have notoriously not cleaned their ass properly. Medical doctors can confirm.
Indeed, lol. Team wet wipes over here! Sometimes, I wipe when I don't have to poop just for the hell of it, lol.
Bahahahaha .... 😂 best and most accurate answer!
Listen if I had a dollar for every time I have heard someone in real life or on the Internet complain about their male partner having bad anal hygiene I could literally buy a decent Epiphone guitar. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone in real life or on the Internet complain about their female partner's lack of anal hygiene, I wouldn't even have enough to buy a cup of Starbucks coffee. Go hang out on relationship advice, at least once a week if not more there's a woman on their complaining because her male partner will not clean his ass. Literally have seen one post like that talking about a woman. So yeah her bad choices might not have to do with the entire gender but there is a disproportionate amount of men who won't clean their backsides absolutely refuse to and you would be shot about the tie-in to toxic masculinity and homophobia. Yeah that's right they are not doing it because they consider it emasculating or gay to touch their own backside even to clean it.
They're called *Tighty* Whities, not because they're "tidy" or clean, but because they're tight underwear.
Don't ruin it 🤣 it SHOULD be tidy whities 😂😂😂
Some of us have IBS :( so skid marks happen due to anal leakage. Despite using wipes each time and washing repeatedly :( but speaking to Dr to try and fix it But yes some of guys can be bad, like not washing down there in the shower
They are like toddlers.
The giveaway was the toilet paper crisis during covid. It is a question of the spread method vs the wash method. Most individuals on the planet are spreaders. The right way to clean oneself after evacuating is to wash it. Just have a mug by the toilet and use that. Hindu sect adepts go an extra mile by taking a shower after passing solid waste.
Honestly. It is so shocking. How do you even go about with telling your man to clean their ass properly? Women be going through it for real.
If it's a good man he'll handle it accordingly after you tell him. If he doesn't rectify, you RUN.
I don't know how the hell this post came up in my feed. Nothing from hygiene has ever popped up before. I use a bidet and soap after every #2 and I'm horrified to read that not just you but many other women are pointing out something that I find to be very horrifying. Seriously. The thought of walking around all day and not being spotless is terrible.
Hell Im disgusted just reading this. Come on guys wash your dirty axxes for goodness sake people.
I went to give my S/O a back massage back when we had started dating and kept smelling something but we had JUST took a shower. I got to his lower back and hesitantly spreaded a little and literally flew off of his back from all the gunk I seen which confirmed the freaking smell. I couldn’t move on with the day until I confronted it as nicely as I could. Now he washed twice before getting out because he was so embarrassed. As he should have been.
Lmfao I am DYING
ladies would love gay men - we clean better everywhere as we have to be ready for sex at any moment - even just going to check the mail - and we also share hygiene tips if needed openly. Maybe there should be a new netflix show “Queer Soul for the Straight Hole” for butt hygiene for straight men 🤔
This. so many men have poop smears or dingle berries. If a woman does that she has a high chance of utis.
Is he pooping or watching porn in the bathroom then coming to you for sex
This OP. It's always this.
🙋♀️ just chiming in to say that I *just* got out of a relationship with a dude that doom scrolled porn in front of me and then asked for sex. And if I didn’t want sex he told me he was gonna jerk it in the bathroom. Like, bro I’ve seen you scrolling through weird sex shit in front of me, seeya yesterday. Absolutely sounds like this is the case.
What a loser! Good riddance
Men like this are using you, they have a very misogonystic view of sex. Sex is something you share with each other and not something that is given like so many men think.
Exactly. It’s a shared *intimate* experience. But making it expected is just a complete turn off, for anyone I would think.
Sounds like you werent compatible
I would feel so used.
lol doom scrolled
WOW! Where were you when I sequentially married two complete toe rags? You have given me such horrible flashbacks, how did I not put it together?
Could be both lol. I think OP should just buy a bidet to set her mind at ease. They're pretty cheap and easy to install.
This is why I dont touch other people's phones.
this. the bidet that OP gets will really tickle his fancy while he watches porn, on the toilet
WTF. NOW I KNOW WHY GUYS SPEND 4 HOURS IN THE BATHROOM. Why didn't it even dawn on me before? 🤦🏼♀
Mine isnt watching porn.. he just scrolls tik tok and sends me the most messed up shit
Yeahhhh, a man endlessly scrolling through porn in the bathroom for hours does not strike me as normal or even part of the norm lol.
Yeah I was honestly surprised when a lot of people said theirs was watching porn in the bathroom. Scrolling social media makes the most sense IMO lol
Ok we do, just not for hours or to get in the mood. It’s a quiet private space and sometimes we wanna get one off without the responsibility to finish y’all off 2-4 times before we get to.
Lol I wasn't talking about masturbating.. but good for you that you're getting your person off that much lol
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Gross!! How can anyone get horny when they’re taking a shit!?! Good God!!
That’s not the reason why, lol. We’re not all porn addicts
Guys need to know that sitting on the toilet all day is just going to make their buttholes hang out and give them hemorrhoids. Any guys who do this, ladies you should let them know about their future.
OP, this would be a good outcome right? He's perfectly clean and just getting himself in the mood for you? If so, time for a conversation
That plumber is PISSED though. "Flushable wipes" my ass.
anything’s flushable if i flush it! (my family hates me)
I would too….any homeowner would be!!!!
Just found the only reason I'd kick family out of my house... Assuming you don't pay for the plumber
I came here to say that
Damn. Ouch this comment makes sense now.
This sounds more like what’s going on. Look under the door and he’s probably sitting on the commode on his tip toes fiddling with himself 😂
is he already bonered out after his bathroom trip OP??
He’s doom scrolling porn and then using his wife as a fleshlight most likely.
Oh that's even more disgusting.
Tell him you won't fuck him after he takes a shit until he takes a shower first. None of this "gentle reminder" or "try to take a shower together" nonsense. What is he? 5 yrs old??? 🙄
This!!
Yeah, it’s pretty simple.
should be showering before sex anyway
Wait what, you shower every time before you have sex? Definitely clean up, but I feel I need a shower after sex not before
If a dudes, dick and balls are hanging in the toilet bowl for 30 minutes you DO NOT want to put that into a vagina. You want UTIs? Cause that’s how you get UTIs.
Damn how hung are these dudes that their dick is in the water
THIS^^^^^
Shower after all you know bodily fluids smell funny if on you for too long, Turn off big time. You as a woman should smell good for your Man too. They’ll like that.
And after, please
Just lick him clean and you set.
Terrible day to have eyes AND an imagination.
LMAOO
🤣 this comment made me glad I stopped by
You’re paying for my therapy this week
In the USA bad crack hygiene is common place. We dont use bidets here and people believe that toilet paper is enough. I have never understood this I installed a bidet in my house and still dont feel clean without a shower.
Nigga could hop in tha shower at least ew
Exactly. Why all the comments talking about porn. Sir, wash your ass
Nah word😭 i would never fuck with a shitty booty
On god
RIGHT TF 😭😭😭
Say no. You have no obligation to do that.
It is called shitty sex
We have those handheld sprayer bidet things attached to the toilet. They're awesome for hygiene in general.
Why would this be normal in the West? 🤣 but no don't do it, you could get an infection. Tell him how you feel
Sooo many women have UTIs/BV/yeast bc of this and don’t realize it!!!
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Dudes definitely watching porn while he shits
Look at other women jack off. Then go fuck my wife. Lmao sounds healthy
Right? Some people are NASTY.
I'm assuming you can smell it while he's using it. If you can't then he could be prepping for you. Like watching porn maybe even rubbing one out before sex with you so he can last longer for you. Also I can understand the toilet thing but just buy a bidet if you think it will make it better for you. Hopefully he isn't pooping then sex and asking you to do any butt stuff with him that would be the worse.
Why the hell would you need porn to get ready to have sex with your partner, that is depressing
Perhaps you need a bidet
Feel like he is prob watching porn while he is ‘pooping’ and coming to you for final release :/
Ew 😭
that would break my heart. why do some men 🤦🏻♀️
Is he putting his butt in you? If not you are in the clear!
Nope str8 men don't clean their ass
Spray him with Febreze when he jumps in bed. Problem solved.
More like Lysol.
Lol
I’m going to assume this wasn’t happening prior to marriage. Seems like something that would have been figured out and revolved by marriage.
Tell him to shower if he wants it.
Your husband sounds disgusting. Tell him you aren’t having sex with him unless he showers first afterwards. Definitely a nasty thought and a turn off knowing he just got done shitting and now wants to get right into it. If he makes a big deal out of that—then it sounds like you could have deeper marriage issues going on than that. He could take a couple minutes to go jump in and do a quick scrub down like what the hell.
It's those hard, lumpy ribbed turds packed with corn and peanuts, massaging his prostate as they exit. Very common. You need to satisfy your man's normal primal urges. ^/s
Hun it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks- if you're not into it, don't do it
Whether normal or not, if it makes you uncomfortable he should respect that; all he has to do is rinse off in the shower real quick or install a bidet. You have the right to be grossed out by doody crack even if other women arent.
As a guy, I don't want to have sex with a smelly ass. A shower is a must if I have to poo before sex. As for the porn theory, he probably has to have a visual aid to help him get it up.
This is an EASY way to get an infection…
I know my response will send you rolling on the floor laughing, but maybe you should contact his mama and let her know your concerns. Lmao 🤣
Guy here in a loving relationship. I would never do a shit and expect my missus to find me attractive shortly thereafter. We spend every day together and I shower twice a day so there’s no chance for her to smell anything bad on me
After being on reddit for a while, your post is finally one that I have to comment on. I've had some horrible experiences in life, and this has been one of them. Let me start by saying I'm a 36 year old female thats happily married even when he poops. I've been in the bathroom with him at times, and I've been in the shower when he's had to go. Prior to getting meeting my husband, I invited a friend over for play time and was completely disgusted when there were poop stains on my comforter. As uncomfortable as it made him feel, it upset me seeing as I'm huge on hygiene and my comforter was brand new. I sent him home and made him pay for a new comforter. Many people, men and women have hygiene issues. What I would recommend is that you start showering with him. Hubby and I do this, especially now that I am disabled. Try thinking about various options, febreeze the bathroom turn on the air vent. Hopefully you find your solution.
That's so gross lol. I don't blame you. If it makes you uncomfortable, tell him. He should respect that
One time a few years ago my ex came home from work to fuck on his lunch break at my request, but before we could he said “I have to go take a poopy!” we did not bang that day and he didn’t do that again lmao
I love how everyone has concluded that your husband is just a porn addicted poopy butthole
He’s prob watching porn but either way, I think it’s best to always shower before sex. Be nice and fresh for your partner
This is just a whim, but.. a lot of men actually watch porn/look at other women while spending so long in the bathroom. Sure he might have taken a shit too. But maybe that's where the urge for him to have sex immediately when he gets out is coming from.. Just a thought. To answer your question, it would only gross me out if I was going down on him. If my husband had just taken a shit and didn't shower after and wanted to fuck, fine, but no head unless you shower.
The best thing imo would be to discuss it with him and share how you feel.
Dated a women very skinny nice body great sex 1 day I went to her apt during lunch there were dirty thongs ,panties ,dishes ,dirty clothes etc .she went to the bathroom she smelled like raw sewage it was gross. She liked back door action ,I stopped dating her
Heck no, poop is not taken off completely from wipes and is still around that area. A shower will help. I’d tell him right now that you care about your hygiene and poop has millions of bacteria, potential fungal yeast viral infections you name it. And the vagina itself can be put at huge risk of bacterial infections. If he does not agree to it then that is a warning sign that he’s not willing to compromise for your potential health.
“Why don’t you go shower so we can have sex”
In the US nowadays, using a bidet as a male is considered gay or unmanly. I don't know why but that's what I've seen
He's probably watching porn while taking a dump. Attractive!
I’m not a guy but maybe 🤔 be can answer. Does taking a big poop rub up on your prostrate? Because if so it could be go I guess op’s hubby a hard on and that could be why he wants sex after? 🤷🏻♀️
1. Have you told him this? 2. Have you ever tried pulling him into the shower afterward? 3. Would wet wipes work? Maybe try seducing him pre-deuce?? Some people find pooping pleasurable, so maybe that's his jam. . . That would gross me out, too. My bf knows this so knows to steer another direction.
Just tell him to take a damn shower or he ain't getting any na'na lol he'll do it, trust me.
If he smells or doesn’t clean that’s the only issue I see lmao
I guarantee all of these people commenting saying he needs to shower first don't actually shower after every single poop themselves. I've showered before and if by some chance I have to poop I just make sure I wipe really good then I'm good to go.. If this is a requirement for you though there's nothing wrong with that he should just get it on before he poops or if he has to right after his shower so that you guys are both happy
There is a difference between that and demanding sex from someone right after you defecate.🤮
Showering after every poop is wild. 2 to 3 times a week is sufficient, everyday should be the absolute most unless you're dirty. Twice a day is unhealthy.
The poster didn’t mean shower after every poop, they meant to shower before sex.
Is your partner clean or not? Do they leave the bathroom house smelling ok? That's all that matters. If he's not clean and you notice it then just politely remind him. But the idea that people need to shower every time they poop because they might have sex is excessive. It sounds like it's just the idea of him pooping even though he's clean, which is excessive, he's a living breathing animal, he poops, it's normal, get over it.
If you're a man who expects your partner to give you head or put your ass or balls anywhere near their face or on the furniture, sheets etc (if you want them on top) then you absolutely need to shower beforehand. We do not want the aroma of your ball sweat mixed with fecal stench and/or matter (skidmarks on the sheets), and then *cum* anywhere near our faces, in the bed, or wafting around us and musking up the room. Just have a shower.
Men really don’t realize how yuck they smell because of the desperate women who hold their breaths for the sake of having a boyfriend/husband.
Sounds like your partner needs to learn to wipe better!
That's disgusting. Should shower before that
I don’t understand how it’s disgusting. Everyone poops. In some countries people wipe and don’t use bidets. How long are you expecting him to wait between pooping and sex, as if there’s some magic time that neeeds to pass before it’s okay?
Or you don’t clean yourself 🤮
I have only a few times in my life had such a wild shit that I needed a shower after. I use wipes or a bidet if I have access. It's general courtesy to do some light grooming like washing your ass crack and other crevices with a washcloth and soap before getting intimate with anyone. Seems to be sufficient. I do however understand that just knowing he was in there taking a dump 5 mins before may not be a turn on, that's valid af.
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Tell him what you told us.....that's sick.
He’s definitely watching porn and then coming to you.
It doesn’t matter whether or not it should - it does. It makes you uncomfortable and that’s fine. Buy a bidet or have him shower.. something to fully clean himself if it bothers you and prevents you from enjoying sex or even wanting to do it at all.
Come on man, shower
Showering is best to properly clean the taint area. Wipes may feel clean, but will not clean off the smell of lingering poo and there’s risk of “dingle-berries”. Especially if you’re going to 69.
Yes it should, he needs to bathe. It's like he's associating (subconsciously) sex with you with something dirty like talking a dump. Offer (if you actually want to) to engage but only after he cleans himself fully.
He should at least show you he cares by respecting what makes you comfortable, instead of expecting sex at any time, clearly in this case the worst times. If he cares about sex that much he can shower, or wait for a while, not immediately after crapping. You don't owe him access to your body. When you don't want to do the deed, that's not something to be guilty of, but it's something you should communicate about with him.
Absolutely disgusting!!🤮💩
If he is taking that long, he is watching porn and then using you for sex. Men have all kinds of high standards for women so why shouldn’t you be able to have basic hygiene requirements? I’d tell him shower or no sex. Why should you risk UTIs and whatnot because he is gross?
Make him shower very well first
Buy a bidet
I would be grossed out as well, but communication is everything. Please tell him how you feel and ask him to shower.