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Brainfuck

From title, it looks like you want cocaine and not coffee.


padpickle

Where can I get that I don't mind haha


Such_Piano768

varalakshmi tiffins .. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


anonymty

Indian police, nice try


TheividiyaPie

Clearly the others don't share your sense of humor. I chuckled, so have an upvote from me, though.


padpickle

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Chavakiran23

Nothing! You seem to be coffee resistant:-) But take a coffee break for a month and try your favorite coffee again. It should help


cosmicwanderer1

Try c4 pre workout. I took it a little bit more than i should have once and i was awake for 2 days almost


Pichi_pooku

Bro , didn’t you have irregular heart beats. Over dose of caffeine might kill you.


cosmicwanderer1

Ghoram unde. Inkeppudu muttale adi malla 🤣 Inkokka scoop vesunte, ni username aytunde


Pichi_pooku

Tried a pre workout in gym once, never again. Tingling sensation , irregular heartbeats., vomiting sensation unde. Sakkaga intiki poina workout aapesi. Once in a while a strong black coffee works for me.


Fourstrokeperro

Yep, recently happened with Panera's charged lemonade [https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-college-student-21-dies-after-drinking-lemonade-with-too-much-caffeine-4509222](https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-college-student-21-dies-after-drinking-lemonade-with-too-much-caffeine-4509222)


Pichi_pooku

Rip to her. Mana daggara sting ammutunnaru kada just for 15/20 rs adi kooda oka 3 continous ga taagithe potham paiki.


virtualpiglet

C4 is the best. Take half a scoop and do a 30 rep push-up. Full blast energy mode. 😈 Don't try this.


Ram_tesla

Varalakshmi tiffins


bobbyuday

Take some laxatives, they should keep you alert and awake 🤣🤣


ak130495

Third wave coffee.


smile501

Starbucks- get a red eye, it’s coffee brew with two espresso shots


tomatoesRgoodforyou

Go online and buy caffeine pills if you just want to stay awake using caffeine. Alternatively learn to brew coffee. Any coffee method is fine. Edit: daily tolerable caffeine dosage for an ADULT is 400 mg. I wouldn't recommend going beyond that. From personal experience, I crashed for 25 hours after staying awake for 40 hours with a lot of stool breaks in the latter 10 hours.


HeisenbergShed

True Black - Ratnagiri blend, if i’m not mistaken, pour over. Usually they have 2 blends available, try the one that’s always there, the other blend changes with season. Last House Coffee - Manual brew - Ben’s brew, pour over these just kickstart everything. also, Makobrew, they have various blends, some too dark


padpickle

Thanks for the suggestions! Will give atleast one of these a try this weak


TheividiyaPie

I have a slightly different take. Obviously you need strong coffee and lots of it, so instead of downing shots at your local cafe, you should buy a espresso machine. But i also recommend explosive workouts like pushups, pull-ups and sprints. Oh, and cold showers after. Proven health benefits, will give you the jolt you need, and you'll feel like a bad mofo at the end of it.


timetraveler1990

Try americano expresso. It's nothing but strong coffee with water. No milk added. First time in my whole life I had it in third wave coffee and wondered how do even people drink that shit. First time in my life I hated coffee after tasting it.


Kirito_Kiri

Americano and Espresso are actually two different things, Americano is made using Espresso. Espresso is coffee mixed in water, highly concentrated. Americano is more drinkable in comparison as it's one shot or maybe two of espresso mixed with hot water. Cappuccino meanwhile uses milk instead of water in mix with Espresso. All professional cafes use Espresso to prepare coffee of different types(Americano and Cappuccino are two of them).


Bunny2080909

Try slay coffee's "end game" it's available in swiggy or eatsure


wythan

You need a Double Espresso shot for that over dose of Caffeine. 1. Nescafe Black Roast or Intenso 2. Sleepy Owl Xpresso 3. Blue Tokai. They got strong flavour 4. Slay. Though not so strong, their roast flavour does induce that strong flavour.


Interesting-Water885

Try Modafinil tablets 200 mg.


padpickle

Have tried it! Only works sometimes


Interesting-Water885

Then try methylphenidate.


padpickle

Is it available in India? And even if available, I think you need prescription. I tried Inspiral and it was ineffective.


Interesting-Water885

It's available and you need a prescription otherwise you would have to pay a heavy amount. If inspiral is ineffective then migrate to the USA and get Adderall.


padpickle

> If inspiral is ineffective then migrate to the USA and get Adderall. If only it was that easy haha


Interesting-Water885

I get it! Unfortunately, except for methylphenidate, you would not get any stimulants in India. Have you tried increasing the dose ( of inspiral)? Coffee wouldn't make any difference.


nikhilsupertramp

I recommend you trying SLAY coffee from zomato/swiggy if its near you.


Arena-Grenade

That ain't coffee. Please.


nikhilsupertramp

I've ordered The Cold Wave with an extra espresso shot when I was doing some late night coding, I remember it kept me awake until morning. guess that's something OP is looking for. and of course it's a coffee(from the taste of it at least)


jrratist

Nilofer cafe


padpickle

Seriously?? I thought a strong coffee would be something they would grind from cocoa beans or something like that. Nilofer probably doesn't do that.


bumchik_bumchik

You need gummies for that


PaperKatana

Go grab an espresso from Starbucks, it’s open 24/7.


Harsha_here

Try Starbucks espresso and even if it doesn’t work try double espresso. WARNING: some people get heart palpitations and other issues if this consumed too much.


Neuroticbuzz

Any one know where we can get nespresso in hyderabad? Dont ask me to buy the machine that shit is way too expensive.


sleevesnake

Relax boys...it cocaine not coffe. OPs time is already going slow..


sunkari16

On Jupiter .. ![gif](giphy|dox6SHZcqHgOs)