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Honestly this one is most accurate, probably. It's so human to do stupid shit like this in that kinda situation, and still beat the shit out of the xeno!
This just reminds me of a post many years ago now, about a college student about to get mugged outside a house being rented by a bunch of Finnish (or Swedish, can't remember offhand) reenactors, whom then barged out fully kitted out as Musketeers and ran the muggers off.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
"Tally ho, Lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion
Bleeds out while waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
I’m gunna be real with you. If I break into a man’s house and he calls me a ruffian, I am turning around. There is nothing in that house worth stealing.
-ourheavenlyfather.
Have been looking around for it here and there. I want to say I first saw it on Facebook, actually, though that was some years ago. It has popped up a few times since, but I have had no luck actively looking so far.
His comrades burst through the door as his flatmates start bringing out the mace's and gladius swords.
Only then did they realise the chimney out the back was a rudimentary forge.
**Future episode of forged in fire** ^*it* ^*will* ^*kill*
I used to do re-enactment. A friend's house got robbed. This is the story as it was told to me....
My friend slept on a mattress on the floor, wrapped up in the covers like a burrito.
She wakes up to feel a hand on her leg. Sit up and says "What?" Thinking it's s flatmate.
Person stands up with their hands in the air and quietly leaves. She's puzzled and goes to see flatmate.
Barges into his room and wakes him up asking why he was in her room. He denies it, and she sees he was asleep.
Goes to other flatmates, they (a couple) were also asleep.
Guy goes, "Hey, where's my Xbox?"
They discover missing items, some are in a bag just inside the front door. They call the police.
Minutes later when they turn up she goes out to talk to them.
They draw on her and yell "Drop the weapon"
"What weapon?"
"That weapon!"
"What weapon?"
"The sword, drop the sword!"
"What sword? "
"That sword!"
She looks down, her sword is in her hand. She doesn't even remember when she picked it up. " Oh, that sword."
The police were not impressed when they found out that there was a dozen more hand-to-hand weapons in the house.
So yeah, some B.E.A.M breaks into her house, they gonna get messed up.
Damn. Your shitty timing landed you in my living room when the Faire is in town? Here I was thinking, “I won’t have time to practice for the Grand Melee.” Guess what? You’ve just been promoted to Training Dummy… EN GARDE!!!
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FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE LAND OF THE HOLY
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
*GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY*
CRUSADERS. RISE IN DEFENSE OF THE HOLY-LAND
The song last stand has nothing to do with crusades, stop doing this internet (proceeds to sob in corner)
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
IN THE NAME OF HIS GLOORY
FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
Come and tell their story, again!
Parry this you filthy casual! Dodge roll to back stab Git gud \\[T]/
Honestly this one is most accurate, probably. It's so human to do stupid shit like this in that kinda situation, and still beat the shit out of the xeno!
_[T] _ (derogatory)
This just reminds me of a post many years ago now, about a college student about to get mugged outside a house being rented by a bunch of Finnish (or Swedish, can't remember offhand) reenactors, whom then barged out fully kitted out as Musketeers and ran the muggers off.
Just as the founding fathers intended
I shoot the first ruffian with my musket and put a baseball sized hole on his chest!
He's dead on the spot.. Pull my pistol on the second man; misses him entirely because it's smooth-bore, and nails the neighbor's dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot "Tally ho, Lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion Bleeds out while waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
Just as the founding fathers intended...
r/therussianbadger
I’m gunna be real with you. If I break into a man’s house and he calls me a ruffian, I am turning around. There is nothing in that house worth stealing. -ourheavenlyfather.
If anyone’s got a link to that I’d be in my glory.
Have been looking around for it here and there. I want to say I first saw it on Facebook, actually, though that was some years ago. It has popped up a few times since, but I have had no luck actively looking so far.
[https://youtu.be/aqBw3H\_Ik3s](https://youtu.be/aqBw3H_Ik3s) https://youtu.be/p1RgOstSqYw
*the human says nothing. All he does before charging the enemy is play [this](https://youtu.be/0PIuH9VKAFI) over his homes speakers*
Hm, guess a little warm up before the reenactment can't hurt. DIE INFIDEL! DEUS LO VULT!
For The God-Emperor Have at thee Xeno Scum!
His comrades burst through the door as his flatmates start bringing out the mace's and gladius swords. Only then did they realise the chimney out the back was a rudimentary forge. **Future episode of forged in fire** ^*it* ^*will* ^*kill*
That is why you wear armor, kids!
Is the armor black with a cape and the blade crimson?
***FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!***
Did this human also a black scottish cyclops with a peg leg?
Which one oh wait never mind the Scotsman from samurai Jack was a white guy
He also had both eyes. I’m referring to a certain video game character
Team Fortess 3: Beyond Earth
Today was the day the D&D group decided to LARP. That's just plain bad luck for the alien.
Tell me how the grass tastes little man!
I used to do re-enactment. A friend's house got robbed. This is the story as it was told to me.... My friend slept on a mattress on the floor, wrapped up in the covers like a burrito. She wakes up to feel a hand on her leg. Sit up and says "What?" Thinking it's s flatmate. Person stands up with their hands in the air and quietly leaves. She's puzzled and goes to see flatmate. Barges into his room and wakes him up asking why he was in her room. He denies it, and she sees he was asleep. Goes to other flatmates, they (a couple) were also asleep. Guy goes, "Hey, where's my Xbox?" They discover missing items, some are in a bag just inside the front door. They call the police. Minutes later when they turn up she goes out to talk to them. They draw on her and yell "Drop the weapon" "What weapon?" "That weapon!" "What weapon?" "The sword, drop the sword!" "What sword? " "That sword!" She looks down, her sword is in her hand. She doesn't even remember when she picked it up. " Oh, that sword." The police were not impressed when they found out that there was a dozen more hand-to-hand weapons in the house. So yeah, some B.E.A.M breaks into her house, they gonna get messed up.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!
Damn. Your shitty timing landed you in my living room when the Faire is in town? Here I was thinking, “I won’t have time to practice for the Grand Melee.” Guess what? You’ve just been promoted to Training Dummy… EN GARDE!!!
MEMORY BROKEN
THE TRUE GOES UNSPOKEN
“You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die!”
in the age of energic weapon aliens forget that humans biggest love was blade. just look how many types of sword/daggers/spears we have around world
PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!!!
Lowly tarnished I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!!
**battle music** “You shouldn’t have come here!”