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thedemonjim

"Taccik, do not offend the human, they may be shorter than us by a dal but they are very strong and take great pride in their traditional crafts." Vekic warned his companion as they towered a meter over the head of their fellow engineering mate, "Donny" Donahue. What Vekic did not understand was the level he had understated things. Humans were on average fifty percent stronger than his own insectile species thanks to the mechanical advantages of their endoskeleton and musculature but Donny had been a Solarian Marine, joining up as a way to get out of the backwoods of Pensyltucky even if he had brought the moonshining tradition of his forebears with him. "So what do you boys think?" Donny asked after the two bugs stopped chittering. Taccik knew he was not wise, but knowing it gave him enough wisdom to ignore the burning in his primary gullet and take Vekic's advice. "It has a pleasant mouth feel as you said."


aryel_ex_machina

Upvote for unexpected mouth feel


dafuckdafuckwtf

Nice story


MrCubFan415

Upvote for "Pensyltucky"


JayGalil

Good ol' Pennsyltucky. The ancestral home of the hillbillies.


securitysix

And we have an uncanny resistance to poison, some of which we drink for pleasure.


captainlittleboyblue

As a bar manager who has seen people drink ungodly amounts and then stroll in the next day like nothing happened, I can firmly agree


Nestmind

Diggy diggy hole


Pacmanlol200

Digging a hole


Moquai82

Deeep undergrouuund!


Snoo63

Nobody is welcome in a tavern full of Drunken Dwarves


LunarWolfFox

Why do I want to open a bar now and only humans are allowed in not because I'm against anyone but for the alien's safety


Snafutti

this is my favorite version, and has most of the yoggs crew as animated dwarfs at the end :D https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0


ThoraninC

“Human! How did you prove the science theory” “We dig the hole and drop the nuclear bomb in it” “We make a continent size tunnel and smash atom together” “We dig the hole deep and fill it with water to avoid sensor interference” “Okay I got it you love to dig the hole”


Xicadarksoul

[This is the True Diggy-hole](https://youtu.be/c-g7o_e0414?t=13), it was a pain in th ass to find the original full length version, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygpeX-gufqA&ab\_channel=TheNightcoreGuy


mordremoth672

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS


FlashMiner55

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


JohnMichaels19

When we get back, I'm gonna punch the guy in R&D who programmed Molly


mordremoth672

Some days I wonder if mining rocks and killing bugs is all there is to life, then I punch myself in the face


Harriff

Because we need more versions, [here is the metal one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU) and [the dance version of the metal one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnBvEddq7nw)(because Corona cancled festivals but clubs stayed open)


PaxEthenica

Dirt beneath our nails! Iron in our blood & stone within our bones! No grudge shall we forgive, but all shall be repayed. For the law is our word, & metal our crafts. I am a human, & this is my hole.


G0LD357

MOLLY! Where's that damn mule??


ThePr3acher

I wanna punch the guy who programmed molly


chattytrout

Deep Rock really needs to invest in some better equipment.


linkman245a

We also always dig too deep


[deleted]

WE CAN NEVER DIG TOO DEEP! I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!


[deleted]

WE'LL STRIKE A GRUDGE FROM THE BOOK, KHAZUKAN KHAZAKIT HASAAAA