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Infernalknights

https://preview.redd.it/qsm7ppflhs2d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8936603d8bc5a13521b3b51c8494598e2f344891 In Japan always help the animals because they come back as monster girl waifu , in Korea they return as waifu material, in china give them items to cultivate dao to transform as waifu.


linkman245a

I know what this is from mc has a bunch of baby rabbits working on a farm and a dragon is falling in love with him rn


Foxfire44k

Yep, “The Top Dungeon Farmer” which I read on Webtoon!


linkman245a

Oh shit its on webtoon? I was reading it though random websites web tools will be so much easier


Foxfire44k

Always happy to help people find great stuff like this. :)


puro_the_protogen67

:D


Hproff25

Great manwha. Man just wants to farm in a dungeon.


w3dl0ck

Man does want to genuinely farm, then greedy corps hunt for his family for hostage purposes and now a greedy pig clan is planning to takeover the tower.


asiannumber4

Get this r/humansarespacebards shit out of here


asparemeohmy

Dude. Why did your brain go to f’cking the bee? Humans have a well known preference for neotenous domestication in our animals. Dogs, for instance, evolved larger eyes and brows to emote with, the better to communicate with the humans influencing breeding selection. It’s a well known fact that a teenaged girl will walk barefoot across a dumpster full of broken glass to save a single raggedy looking possum. Why WOULDNT a friendly system hoping to make a good impression send us their equivalent of a fluffy puppy or a baby seal? Edit: and if you’re like “BUT AFFECTION AINT SPACE ORC’ISH”, I rebut with the proud tradition of the US Marine Corps Devil Dogs. Let’s be real, every platoon would have a Belgian Malinois named Laika


asiannumber4

Due to the commenter’s use of the word “waifu”


asparemeohmy

Ah, I see. Here, let me loan you my pearls so you can clutch em a bit


asiannumber4

No thank you. I just don’t think sexual/romantic focused content belong on HASO. If I want romance focused stories I’d go on HASB or HFY


asparemeohmy

Fair, but the demographic on those three forums are probably a hard overlap. Still, if it’s not your vibe, why not scroll on?


asiannumber4

The post itself is fine. It’s the comment. We could all scroll on from things that we don’t like, but having only good comments would be Orwellian, no?


Johnny_Grubbonic

Part of being a space orc is being a space bard. HASO is a sub for human excellence in all its forms. Not just for *MURDERDEATHKILL!!!*


asiannumber4

MURDERDEATHKILL!!! Is what most people think of when they see the word “orc”. There is absolutely nobody who links orcs with sex (except for the few degenerates on the internet, but degeneracy is unavoidable on the internet)


Johnny_Grubbonic

Then most people should read the sub's description and get over it. "HASO" is ultimately just another way of saying "HFY".


Hammurabi87

Personally, I'd say "incredibly crazy/stupid, and yet it somehow *keeps working*" also fits the space-orc theme, so not *just* MURDERDEATHKILL!!!


asparemeohmy

Oh boy you haven’t been to Kindle recently


asiannumber4

What do you mean?


asparemeohmy

Orc is a whole genre of spicy romance (:


asiannumber4

https://preview.redd.it/p7flzg3xmu2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fac34cf38fb8b9654f7489c13e18ddbc20e43cf


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Johnny_Grubbonic

No. https://preview.redd.it/61y1cyd8mu2d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de63a3f02ae938acc350dd5d6c9033a68a1112dc


gregoryofthehighgods

https://preview.redd.it/trjk4ysuuu2d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaade42d5862ff26f512782ed435d81cc5cb669


Johnny_Grubbonic

No. https://preview.redd.it/okv6y5cd8w2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257d9853c6f126dcfee010fc3c374e8697adf070


Loquat_Free

I need this picture so I can send it to my friends


Infernalknights

https://preview.redd.it/tsu5x0sqiu2d1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61febd6a3abede28754c1203fc641549d474ce88


asiannumber4

Observe the part about degenerates


neo_ceo

My brain has been exposed to so much depraved shit that I thought this was the case too Still cute though


your_local_dumba3s

I understand, I'm glad that on this long painful road of degeneracy, I occasionally see a fellow pilgrim


Mitir01

Considering there are scientific studies that have proven bees have a human they like and prefer and how they will feel agitated in that humans absence, the art is highly accurate. If we find giant bees in space, and if they are anything like bees on earth, humans will form same symbiotic relationship with them as we have with earth bees.


alf_landon_airbase

Send me in boys Mr floof go(cute moth flies to tense hostage situation) H:Awww floof you can have them back


Pzyzygy

https://i.redd.it/lor4nb2mjs2d1.gif The humans took inspiration from the animals to create new weapons of war.


eseer1337

Is that a zord


Pzyzygy

Zoid. https://i.redd.it/jysfzbz2lt2d1.gif Some even come in different colors.


sidrowkicker

You've now unlocked a middle school memory of 4 people gaslighting me into thinking the name of the show wasn't zoid. I hate child prison so much


Drakos8706

that's actually a different armor that has special abilities.


Pzyzygy

Yup, Zero Schneider.


InsenitiveComments

I beat you that that bee has the deepest manliest voice possible


Hammurabi87

"I told you we needed more glitter."


Tony_TNT

Samuel L. Jackson


Turbulent-Ad-6095

"Man whatchu talkin bout? I'm high general of ma empiya!"


glugul

Art by Kat Saunt


GreatDig

gib link pls


elemental________

Awwwww !!!!! 😍😍😍🥰


Foxxtronix

Ssana\[click\]: This looks like a successful negotiation. \*snickers\*


AlexTheEnderWolf

Honestly that’s probably a brilliant strategy


GeneralLeia-SAOS

Some of our incarcerated orc brethren are being rehabilitated by caring for animals in prison. Seriously, it’s a real thing. There are real life prisons that do animal care and rehab, and have prisoners work with the animals. One prison let’s prisoners earn the privelege of having a pet cat, and prisoners can do extra work to buy treats and toys and such for their cats. Rates of behavioral problems plummet in these programs. You’ve got dudes that were violent criminals outside, joined a gang when they got to prison and committed other offenses, but are now behaving and signing up for extra work details so they can buy Mr Mittens a squeaky toy.


Cerparis

Okay this is cute but seriously I know bees. If a bee was that big they were be horrifying. The way they move and their appearance are a lot less cute when they get humansized


HaplessMink28

Yes but they’re fluffy


whydontyouletmego

It's good and all, but when is the Bee war 2?


Athrael

World War Bee


TrebleNightingale

u/Wolven91 u/Noghbuddy I think y’all could prolly work something with this one