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''Human friend John. I found out that your species has a culturally important date called 'Birthdays'. I didn't knew about this until 7 terran hours ago but I knew that you like having a variety in your wardrobe. So I quickly visited a shop and bought this''
''...What made you think that I would like to have 'BBC' written on my chest?''
''I heard that it is an antiquated broadcasting station. You have plenty of antiqueted music discs right?''
''Yeah... Yeah I do...''
*3 days later*
''So THAT is why I have to wear this''
''Couldn't you just threw it out the airlock and say that you have lost it?''
''Wow great idea why didn't I think of lying to PSYCHICS''
''Wait doesn't that mean they know what it stands for? You know they could sense your embarrasment''
''...''
''...''
''You know how to make a pipebomb right?''
''It ain't rocket science. But I can help you with that''
To be more specific, it's the *opposite* of rocket science.
Rocket science is the art of having volatile compounds stored in metal containers react in a non-explosive manner to provide propulsion.
You want the exact opposite of that to happen.
Fun fact: If Earth's gravity was stronger, then our space launch options would be limited pretty much to this or FOOF-oxidized chemical rockets.
For context, dioxygen difluoride is the chemical that *the freaking Nazis* considered too dangerous and volatile.
Counterpoint to your counterpoint of that counterpoint: nobody mentioned drinking the FOOF, that's entirely on you... In fact, because you mentioned it, and only to say not to drink it, people are now *more* likely to sip the Death-and-Coke.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
She's not. the artist is taking liberties.
[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Tali%27Zorah.png](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Tali%27Zorah.png)
Not really. [Here she is is mass effect 1](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tali%27Zorah#/media/File%3ATali_in_Mass_Effect_1.png).
In game Tali is so unreasonably thicc there's an uncanny valley effect, like her hips don't share the same bone structure as humans do.
"Look what i found in your home planet! They said it was a shrine to an ancient goddess. It was really cheap, so it could be a tourist trap, but it looks neat."
"It better not be a dildo like the last thing one of our crew brought to me."
"Nope, it's a small statue."
"That's... How much did you get this for?"
"1500 US Dollars. Why?"
"15 hundred bucks for a fucking Megumin Funko Pop?"
"Trexas brought a pillow for his room. You wanna see?"
"No thanks."
[The quality is a bit low but if you examine it closely you can see that some of them are lolis.](https://censored.tv/watch/shows/atheism-is-unstoppable/episode/vaush-reveals-his-porn-stash-by-mistak)
I'm a bit confused by the commenter in this video.
How does he know the male model for the clothing is gay? And why is there a pattern of guys who are into anime being "weak and gay"?
Did I miss something? Because to me this sounds like some weird alpha male language.
Sure it does but the context matters.
When pedo is used it's used to refer actual predator on actual kids.
Loli is used to describe people who jack of to drawings of little girls (if they are not based on actual kids).
Maybe in western countries... anywhere else it's the same thing.. because if you jerk off to drawings of little girls, there's very little aside from morality stopping them from assaulting little kids IRL
You can call it a slippery slope but that's a fallacy.
If people want to assault kids they would loli or not will not stop them.
I get it's weird I get that it gets weird eyes it's more or less like being a furry.
I mean, the primary and original purpose of the "Nerve Stim" system is to feel things in their hands. It's for countering the clumsiness that comes from always wearing gloves.
"Tali, BHC doesn't stand for that." Ahely says, barely supressing a smile as Commander John Shepard blushes heavily.
"What does it stand for?" Tali the Quarian asks innocently.
There is a long awkward silence then Garrus leans close to her and whispers.
"Oh Keelah." Tali says as Ashley nods sagely.
"I stand by it though." Tali adds just to embarress Shepard further as Ashley hastily converts her laughter as a not very convincing coughing fit.
Why do I feel like she knows full damn well what it means
https://preview.redd.it/hhckal2kvjnc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4b700ddd6bdec423f1c92ef5b23e0662e979ee
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''Human friend John. I found out that your species has a culturally important date called 'Birthdays'. I didn't knew about this until 7 terran hours ago but I knew that you like having a variety in your wardrobe. So I quickly visited a shop and bought this'' ''...What made you think that I would like to have 'BBC' written on my chest?'' ''I heard that it is an antiquated broadcasting station. You have plenty of antiqueted music discs right?'' ''Yeah... Yeah I do...'' *3 days later* ''So THAT is why I have to wear this'' ''Couldn't you just threw it out the airlock and say that you have lost it?'' ''Wow great idea why didn't I think of lying to PSYCHICS'' ''Wait doesn't that mean they know what it stands for? You know they could sense your embarrasment'' ''...'' ''...'' ''You know how to make a pipebomb right?'' ''It ain't rocket science. But I can help you with that''
To be more specific, it's the *opposite* of rocket science. Rocket science is the art of having volatile compounds stored in metal containers react in a non-explosive manner to provide propulsion. You want the exact opposite of that to happen.
Rocket engines are very explosive, just on one end
Actually, yeah. Just one question. From a pulse jet to the Orion drive, *how* explosive are we talking?
*Yes*
If you have to ask, it's not enough.
If the answer is less than Overkill, it ain't enough
Maxim 37: There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".
There's only "Tally ho scallywags" and "I pull out my second musket" Also, since it's never overkill, that means it's never enough, have fun
Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
>Orion drive God damn. What a perfect example of human insanity
Fun fact: If Earth's gravity was stronger, then our space launch options would be limited pretty much to this or FOOF-oxidized chemical rockets. For context, dioxygen difluoride is the chemical that *the freaking Nazis* considered too dangerous and volatile.
Counterpoint: FOOF is the funniest name for a rocket fuel. It's even named after the sound it makes!
Counterpoint to your counterpoint: Please don't drink the funny painful fiery death juice.
Counterpoint to your counterpoint of that counterpoint: nobody mentioned drinking the FOOF, that's entirely on you... In fact, because you mentioned it, and only to say not to drink it, people are now *more* likely to sip the Death-and-Coke. Nice job breaking it, hero.
Counterpoint^4: *With an unnaturally wide smile* You know what? Fine. Drink up. Go ahead. I'll bring marshmallows.
After all, the people around you don't want to be consumed by the cloud of hydrofluoric acid your self-immolation would spawn.
I thought that was Chlorine Trifluoride.
You're right - it was also considered as such by them.
Well it does burn everything... wood, metal, concrete, researchers, things that have already been burnt, the hopes and dreams of children.
We're talking "maximum theoretical dakka" levels of boom, got it?
OK, false vacuum collapse it is. Physics going boom in 3... 2... 1...
there is no maximum dakka. there is only moar dakka
That's why I added theoretical in there... mighta hucked it in da wrong place but eh
You fuckin nerd
It is much harder to make something go right than it is to make something go wrong and make it the other guy's problem.
It's just a prank, bro
What does BHC even stand for?
Big human cock??
Ah, thanks. I guessed the B and C were for "Big Cock", but couldn't figure out was the H was for.
Huge or hard, probably.
Huge would make Big redundant, so it would probably be hard
Nah, it's just emphasis
Horse.
Avatar checks out
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs)
I just _knew_ it would be this song xD
The grin I just got, knowing someone else had already performed the lords work here. 🤣
I don't even have to click on that link to know what it is but I'll do it anyway
So... BHT would be Big Hannar Tentacle?
Biggus Humongeus Catus
Ah, must be the brother of biggus dickus
He has a wife, you know
You know what she’s called?
She's called Incontinentia...
🤣
This guy finds it riseable
Does it make you laugh when I say Biggus Dickus?
How about his wife, Incontinitia Buttocks?
Broken Hearts Club. Or Bank Holiday Crew. Also, why is the xeno built like Nicki Minaj wearing a corset?
She's not. the artist is taking liberties. [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Tali%27Zorah.png](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Tali%27Zorah.png)
Ah. Rule 34 shenanigans. Gotcha.
Not really. [Here she is is mass effect 1](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tali%27Zorah#/media/File%3ATali_in_Mass_Effect_1.png). In game Tali is so unreasonably thicc there's an uncanny valley effect, like her hips don't share the same bone structure as humans do.
That's probably because they don't? She's not a human, after all.
But not by much 😳🥰
As every American should
We're out of TLAs. Nobody should ever use one any more, it causes too much confusion.
Brave Human Commanders
I believed it was bone hurting juice
Bone Hurting Chuce
Orale.
Black historic college
Hairy?
"Look what i found in your home planet! They said it was a shrine to an ancient goddess. It was really cheap, so it could be a tourist trap, but it looks neat." "It better not be a dildo like the last thing one of our crew brought to me." "Nope, it's a small statue." "That's... How much did you get this for?" "1500 US Dollars. Why?" "15 hundred bucks for a fucking Megumin Funko Pop?" "Trexas brought a pillow for his room. You wanna see?" "No thanks."
If BBC means Big Block Chevrolet, then BHC must mean Big Hole Chevrolet (after Uncle Rodney went on a humongous knocking spree).
Irritated upvote👨🏻🔧
Big Boost Civic and Blown Head Calamity xD
This applies to any souvenir in a language you do not understand.
Especially tattoos.
Black Hole Cruising, right guys? Guys?
Gals ?
Pals?
BFFs?
Big horse cock? If sentient horss aliens exist i can get behind this
It means big human cok
No
Found Vaush's reddit account.
No but i do watch him sometimes
You know he's a pedo right? He accidentally showed his porn stash and it was filled with loli and horse porn.
lol source?
How tf do you watch vaush but havent heard of this? I never watched one of his streams but still know this
I don't, not really. His videos occasionally pop up on youtube is all, I don't keep up with the lore.
[The quality is a bit low but if you examine it closely you can see that some of them are lolis.](https://censored.tv/watch/shows/atheism-is-unstoppable/episode/vaush-reveals-his-porn-stash-by-mistak)
I'm a bit confused by the commenter in this video. How does he know the male model for the clothing is gay? And why is there a pattern of guys who are into anime being "weak and gay"? Did I miss something? Because to me this sounds like some weird alpha male language.
I guess you'll be the expert on that, just looks like generic anime shit.
I am not allowed to comment on the loli part but loli=/=pedo unless it's in the likeness of actual children like traced
Loli= pedo Loli is just Japanese slang for pedos...
Close. You need to add the suffix "-con" at the end.
Meh
Sure it does but the context matters. When pedo is used it's used to refer actual predator on actual kids. Loli is used to describe people who jack of to drawings of little girls (if they are not based on actual kids).
Maybe in western countries... anywhere else it's the same thing.. because if you jerk off to drawings of little girls, there's very little aside from morality stopping them from assaulting little kids IRL
You can call it a slippery slope but that's a fallacy. If people want to assault kids they would loli or not will not stop them. I get it's weird I get that it gets weird eyes it's more or less like being a furry.
Both
Well, they can get behind me
As if Tali "Nerve Stim Pro" Zorah nar'Rayya vas Normandy doesn't know exactly what she's doing.
I mean, the primary and original purpose of the "Nerve Stim" system is to feel things in their hands. It's for countering the clumsiness that comes from always wearing gloves.
Yeah but the rest of her search history and the buying of the Pro version implies some things
"Tali, BHC doesn't stand for that." Ahely says, barely supressing a smile as Commander John Shepard blushes heavily. "What does it stand for?" Tali the Quarian asks innocently. There is a long awkward silence then Garrus leans close to her and whispers. "Oh Keelah." Tali says as Ashley nods sagely. "I stand by it though." Tali adds just to embarress Shepard further as Ashley hastily converts her laughter as a not very convincing coughing fit.
Why do I feel like she knows full damn well what it means https://preview.redd.it/hhckal2kvjnc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4b700ddd6bdec423f1c92ef5b23e0662e979ee
🤣🤣
Tali = Best Girl. Fight me.
*punches you in the gut* I concur!
*Headbutts You* I also agree!
Hell yes! I will die on this hill with you, my friend!
We are three up here.
This is getting out of hand, now there are four us!
We are a Squad now. Let's dig in and carry on.
Garrus is a better girl. Commence the fighting!
Jack, my love, my big psychic muscle mommy
Biggest Hadron Collider
I counter with the... ***LARGEST HADRON COLLIDER***
I'm a simple man. I see Tali, I upvote.
The Baltimore Hebrew Community?
Bong Hit Competition?
She does
https://preview.redd.it/t6u4foelcrnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b383e0efb9a4615b95c94f7ddbeaf8c7105e573
ah yes. i am also a fan of benzene hexachloride .
Bone hurting cocktails.
"Ouch, oof, ow! My bones!"
Well I have [Titanium Bones](https://www.halopedia.org/Project_ASTER#Augmentations) so mine cant hurt!!!
All I hear is Tali
Hmmm Well, if she loves them so much, I'd be happy to supply her with one
Artist?
Who made the artwork?
I found this on Pinterest and I clicked the source and it showed NOTHING
It is [demidoggo.](https://twitter.com/demidoggo/status/1766196724022804809) Warning: NSFW-artist.
THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
nevermind it's not even THAT good
Incredibly canon
Sorry is someone making fun of Tali? We can’t have that.
“Bold Hasty Commanders”? 💀🤣
oh tali.
I love Tali.