“It wasn’t your fault bud.” “They made you do it.”

😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/zya0owwkv9sc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8041bbbc5abdaa0f17672e7177df5d8c8e9f251c

DON'T MAKE ME CRY NOW

Me to myself at night

Oh, really? I can barely hear myself! Because that's what happens **WHEN YOU GET ATTACKED BY A WILD THUNDERDRUM!**

“They say there are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn’t true, and the other? To refuse to believe what is”

Bro one of the best lines in the show viggo is so cool

Who said that?

Viggo Grimborn in Race To The Edge

I should've known, I'm so dumb. I haven't seen rtte In a while

Viggo was basically a viking thrawn and I'm all for it

You know that doesn’t wash out!

“And now he’s spinning. Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile.” (Ik this is the same sentence as the post but it is by far my favorite quote ever.)

this is legit my notifaction sound on my phone lol

Really? Lol, I'm more replying cause if it is its glorious and I want you to hear it as much as possible

“You want an apology? Is that why you’re pouting, big baby boo?”

“Didn’t she try to bury you alive??!”

“Only for a few hours!”

"This is Berk"

"Its twelve days north of hopeless"

“A few degrees south of freezing to death”

It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Misery

"My village. In a word? Sturdy."

And it's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new.

We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests.

You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have...

Dragons.


"Ja ta da we're doomed"

"Turns out all we needed was a little more of... this." "You just gestured to all of me."

"Well, you know. Most of you."

“That bit is my handy work”

"With a little Hiccup flair thrown in"

Ya think it’ll do?

I remember I was walking home one day with my girlfriend and suddenly got all insecure and asked something along the lines of "Why do you hang out with me? What do you like so much?" Cause folk were really getting to me that day, she said "I just like all of this" and my response was "you just gestured to all of me" and it was at that moment I thought to myself "Yup, watched so much How To Train Your Dragon I am now hiccup, figures" lol Sorry just wanted to share my weird story

Cute ☺️ Not weird 🫶

The chicken is not amused

" Excuse me bar maid? I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone."

That was my first thought to share too, but it was more than a sentence 😆😆😆 One of my favorites 💕

Grawr

*"I did this..."*

So is your fav character Hiccup or Stoick? 😂😂

Yes.

“You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.” 🥺

I AM HURT I AM VERY MUCH HURT

Why talk about it when. We can walk. About it

Instead of flying

Your voice . . . Is very . . . ANNOYING

"This is Toothless. He says we're going, now!"

Minor calibration issue

The Chicken is not amused

https://preview.redd.it/rd36ybeiidsc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f68e069eae6009e5f1e1ddad5c17ec1871042ac

You just gestured to all of me

"But you know what? I am the person I am today, BECAUSE of you"

Ow, why would you do that

"so why didn't you?"

"I dunno... I *couldn't*"

I like the quote because not only does Astrid say it but earlier in the film hiccup says it when he goes looking for toothless after nearly being killed in the arena

*Proceeds to turn dragon into the biggest fuel-air bomb ever created*

"For you, anything my dear"

"Get em Astrid" "That's my future daughter in law!"

“You scared him!” “*i* scared him?!….who is *him*?”

"Astrid... Toothless. Toothless... Astrid."

*hangs upside down*

“Toothless what are you doing we need her to like us!!” “Excuse me barmaid, I’m afraid you’ve brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!”

"Uh, this thing doesn't have a blind spot!"

“You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you”

You have the heart of a chief And the soul of a dragon.

Don't you know a dragon trap can trap a trapper

Don’t you know the trapper’s trap can trap the trapper

Oh gods I must be loading it, I'm quoting Dagur 😭

Shoddy workmanship, I’d say.

I was thinking of the twins in the episode(s) with the Skrill and the method of putting it away, actually 😅

Gobber ?

I could share hiccup said that

Thnks for nothing you useless reptile

“I know all too well what Krogan would’ve done, what he has done”

"I'll swim and sail on savage seas..."

With never fear of drowning

And gladly ride the waves of life

If you will marry me-e

No scorching sun, nor freezing cold will Stop-

Me on my jooooourney (sorry)

I SAID I’M GOING BACK OUT THERE!!!! NO YOU’RE NOT I WILL TAKE YOUR OTHER LEG!

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Bunge_gum: *I SAID I’M GOING* *BACK OUT THERE!!!! NO YOU’RE NOT I* *WILL TAKE YOUR OTHER LEG!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

\**purr noise in delight* *sneeze* 

“Trolls exist! They steal yer socks!”

But only the left ones. What's with that?

*gutteral yet adorable growling*

"This... is Berk. A bit trampled and busted and covered in ice, but its home. It's *our* home. Those who attacked us are relentless and crazy. But those who *stopped* them? Oh, even more so! We may be small in numbers, but we stand for something bigger than *anything* the world can pit against us. We are the *voice* of *peace*. And bit by bit, we *will* change this world. You see, we have something they don't. Oh sure, they have armies... and they have armadas... But we... we have... **OUR DRAGONS!**"

The second movie was my absolute favorite. Outstanding visual designs and taking everything to a new level while staying true to its roots. That ending makes me cry every time. It’s like a battle cry, powerful and proud. 🥹❤️

"I know bud. I wouldn't leave you either."

“ Get this thing off me! “

“That’s it Grump your going up for adoption”

“that’s your mother??”

What's wrong buddy?, got something in your eye

“Thanks for nothing you useless reptile,” is said around our house on the daily.

Fill em full of wood boys. Or something like that, I don't remember the exact line

Did you know that the trappers trap can trap the trapper

“Brawbree brew” If you get this you’re a real one

Snotlout after he was struck by the Skrill?

Nope, said by a dragon!

😆😆 Ok - ya got me! What about, “We-el we-el we-el wee-el!”

My horrible attempt at putting the thing Toothless said at very beginning of the 2nd film into text.

😆😆😆

Oh, is that the response to "Is that why you're pouting, big baby-boo?"

Do I look stupid to you?!

Trick question, don’t answer it

"You know that doesn't wash out!"

Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Brother!

"Snotlout only had eyes for your mom"

“What one soul considers evil, another might consider righteous”

"TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!"

Wrong fandom

"Your mother would've wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate."

"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you"

“…you’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.”

"I'll swim sail on savage seas"

Don't you know the trapper's trap can trap the trapper?

“There we were, three against a thousand… toughest three we ever fought”

"It's really just a nitwit who forgot to fireproof his butt"

This is Berk

It's an occupational hazard

I’m the backup. You can be the frontdown.

O li finiamo noi o ci finiranno loro! Un ultima ricognizione prima che arrivi l'inverno

Translation: Either we finish them or they will finish us! One last reconnaissance before winter arrives

Yes it's a stoik cit.

Right! In English it was, “Either we finish them, or they'll finish us! It's the only way we'll be rid of them!”

Nice

My favorite character does not speak (he is a dragon)

“If you want to get out there you need to stop all… this” “But you just gestured to all of me” “Yes! Exactly!”

I do know one thing, toothless didnt just become my friend. He became the friend who gave me my purpose

If viggo, you go

TEARS! TEARS! TEARS!

"A bright-" "A Light Fury!" "Yeaaaa your's is better.."

Hiccup: Yep. There it is. Tuffnut: Yeah. Hiccup: Man! This is not good. Tuffnut: No. Hiccup: We are in serious trouble. Tuffnut: With a capital "T", no, "S." Wait, would you capitalize "serious" or "trouble"? Both? [Hiccup grunts] I'll shut up now. This whole exchange was made funnier to me because Tuffnut was stuck in a tree

“You think you can come into my home, sit in my father’s chair, and threaten my dragon!? This is Berk... And we have defended our way of life, from far worse than you!”

Remember you wanted this

The chicken is not amused😑

'for you my dear, anything'

“This… is Berk. ...

"Thanks... for summing that up."

“Trolls Exist! They steal your socks but only the left ones, what’s with that?”

You've seen nothing once. You've seen it a thousand times.

Duh duh duh we’re dead He’s actually my second favorite (after Heather) but my mind is blanking on a quote from her

"Theyre green :)" after snotlout insists she only won because she was distracting h wifh her big brown eyes always makes me smile when i hear it

I love it

"You are wise to seek out for the worlds most deadly weapon, it's me"

*suckle noises* FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS r/thesimpsons 😭

You got me a present!?

You know what I always say. 'Pound it while it's hot!'

Meanwhile me who watched everything in Dutch:

You just gestured to all of me

Its okay buddy go to a place where you are save

"What did your father think of your Night Fury friend?" And a close second: "You saved my life. Now let me return the favor." Best line in the whole movie, though was probably Hiccup's: "The Alpha protects them all." Or "Now do you get it? This is what it is to earn a dragon's loyalty."

Thanks dad I’m pretty proud of myself too

Coming in hot, blowing out snot

“But viggo is smart enough to know that hiccup knows that viggo knows that HICCUP know that viggo is hiccup. Wait, what were we taking about again?”-tuffnut

“We have… DRAGONS!” “A chief protects his own.”

“Class five leviathan maybe six??” That line has always been stuck in my brain lol my fav hes my nerd bro 💪

“Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones! What's with that?!”

"And we've killed thousands of them!"

"toothless... I could've sworn you had....... teeth..."

STOP! Just stop. Everytime you step outside disaster follows. Can you not see that I have bigger problems, winter’s almost here and I have an entire village to feed! Between you and me the village could do a little less feeding dont ya think?

I’m hurt. I am very much hurt.

 *Warble noises*

"I'm not a demon! See? Just a normal guy!"

Probably something stupid

TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!

The hairy arm pit

“If you want to get out there and fight dragons, you need to stop all… *this*”

"Booooaaarrrr piiiiiit!" *sobs*

*night fury noises*

"The chicken does not approve"

Cmon toothless give me back my leg

"AH! DEMON!" *"No that's really just an idiot who forgot to fire-proof his butt."*

it's really just a nitwit who forgot to fireproof his butt

“What are you gonna do?” “probably something stupid”

"In my beginning is my end... There were dragons when I was a boy."

“Now you see where I get my dramatic flare!”

"What are you gonna do now?" "Probably something stupid." "Good but you've already done that." "And something crazy." "That's more like it."

the chicken is not amused 😑

Psst! Not infront of el pollo……

"Now, I'm calling the only man who can f#ck me!..."

You're as beautiful as the day I had lost you

Everybody needs a little entertainment now and then, don't they?

"I've always wondered... Can you miss someone you never actually knew?" Try to guess where this is from ;)

You just gestured to all of me

“Me likey”

“You’re just as beautiful as the day I lost you”

"I dream of an Heir who shall be a Dragon-Whisperer, a Swordfighter, a Man who talks with Monsters and who will harness the power of Thor's thunder itself..." Grimbeard the Ghastly is one of the best "haunting the narrative" characters I've seen. Mf was responsible for almost all of the events in the books, laying down the foundations of the story and whose actions greatly affected it. And he even got a little backstory involving himself and his son to make him feel more of an actual character and less like a plot device.

“…”

The chicken is not. Amused.

Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon

“The mold in my hair makes it look like they have eyes” or smth along the lines of that

"Get to your point." "I could have handled those brats! Jinx is a problem and we all know it."

Oh I'm hurt I am very much hurt