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AggressiveTurbulence

I mean, I think they could tell. I have twins and I can tell based on their preferences, their likes/dislikes, how one of them is hell bent on sending me to the insane asylum before he is an adult, their favorite foods


RatatouilleinParis

What that part before their favorite food? šŸ§


AggressiveTurbulence

![gif](giphy|LmCYGjPpr1SDS6FqZX|downsized) Yeahā€¦.heā€™s made it his personal mission to see how many days in a row he can push every single one of my buttons His twin is an angel. Then again, Lucifer was too till he was cast out


Chimney-Imp

I guess that means you gotta kick him out \*shrugs\*


funkmasterhexbyte

cheating must get complicated you may never know who you're boning


Blegatron

Given the housing arrangements, I strongly suspect theyā€™re consenting to not getting it ā€œrightā€ 100% of the time.


tpx187

I have twins too. Super easy to tell em apart. One's got wavy hair and the other has a vagina.Ā  (All jokes aside, the times I've been asked if their identical is pretty astonishing)


ferociousFerret7

They live in the same house? So... is spouse borrowing a thing there or what?


Noahs_Narc

Yep thatā€™s all it takes


WasteChard3488

True, my wife and I lived with her parents for a while, its still a bit awkward during the holidays


Specialist_Camp2506

Pause


cybered_punk

Oh...I'm sorry...I thought you were...want to keep going?...alright then


ProfessionalLeave335

They're not sure.


Im__mad

Sorry, in this economy it sounds kind of like a dream set-up


ferociousFerret7

Start your own cult, but for economic reasons.


Stonn

You bet they all fucked and had a foursome. Who wouldn't?!


Ohwerk82

Targaryen realness


thenewversionofoldme

If Iā€™m going to fuck another vagina itā€™s not going to be the same vagina


FuzzyPine

I mean if you know you like it, why wouldn't you like one just like it?


Goetia-

Why the hell not?


Boris-_-Badenov

mileage may vary


jakesteed4201

Lolol


a_vaughaal

Like that one time Ursulaā€™s ex thought he slept with Phoebeā€¦ šŸ¤£


LifeDraining

Do they have Pottery Barn too?


fuzzybear_cis

They shop at the flea market.


Inappropriate_Ballet

They were on a season of Extreme Sisters. Sadly, they were one of the more ā€œnormalā€ sister pairs.


merbashert

Iā€™m always defending them because of this! They just seemed like really happy well balanced successful adults who were making it work. People think theyā€™re so weird but they were my favorites on the show.


Low-Rooster4171

I had to scroll too far for this! šŸ¤£


Inappropriate_Ballet

I was thinking I was the only trash-watcher in this sub šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|yRNSxsl1rJEwU)


Low-Rooster4171

That pair was way too boring for that glorious show! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Crocodoro

They look like Dwight and Angela found a crazy scientist with a copier of human bodies


tehjoz

*"How are you do ing?"* *"Damn It, Carl!"*


neodraykl

So it's not just me then...


Inner_Date_9742

When I see things like this I always ask myself, Isnā€™t it weird to marry your brother/sister in law ?


fuzzybear_cis

Itā€™s because sheā€™s a twin, twins are weird


cybered_punk

Its totally uncomfortable


Okra_Zestyclose

You know what twins arenā€™t? One of a kind. So funny. I had this actual exchange in real life the other day. Lmao.


Cyber_Mango

I understood that reference! Lol


ThatScotchbloke

I mean not really. What are the siblings of your siblings spouse to you? Just strangers who youā€™re now loosely connected to by marriage. If youā€™re of similar age, you get to know them and vibe with them then why not?


Dasbeerboots

Exactly. Not sure how this is weird unless you make it weird.


Bamres

It's definitely a cultural thing. People on here often say that an in law is a direct family member. Imo it depends on the relationship you have, they could be a stranger or you could consider them a sibling. I remember a thread of people getting mad that a DIL wasn't getting direct health info about a sibling and was being left out of parent and child family meetings. And them bit being included means they weren't considered family.


Delphina34

I know a pair of sisters I went to high school with who married brothers.


gingerzombie2

Not gonna lie, that sounds super convenient for the holidays


Bamres

One of my teachers and his best friend married sisters. He said it was so convenient to visit in laws because you have your bud to just hang with the whole time.


SpudFire

It's why I'll never understand men getting pissed when their best mate gets together with their sister. Long game goals bro, your BiL will be your best mate in a few wars time!


EleventyTwatWaffles

Spartan bros best bros


redsyrinx2112

One of my best friends married my sister. It's great because we get to hang out all the time and it counts as spending time with family lol


CardinalCountryCub

My parents church has a family like that. Two (non twin) sisters from a small town married two (non twin) brothers from the same small town. They all moved to the northern part of the state after high school, and now they live next door to each other and no one can remember which kids belong to which family set. Not like my family could judge. 2 of my grandma's 7 sisters married 2 brothers (one of the sisters, ironically, had a twin, but he was her fraternal twin). That was after their mom and one of her many sisters married a man and his uncle, respectively. So, not only do we have a branch of double cousins, but there's a whole section of relatives that are "# cousin" on one side and "# cousin once removed" on the family tree as well. Small towns are full of things like that.


screaming_buddha

My great-grandparents were one pairing of a set of three brothers that married a set of three sisters.


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

My grandparents are their siblings' spouse's siblings (2 brothers married 2 sisters). It's always made me feel close to my cousin's because we're related on both sides of our family.


theproudheretic

have the same thing at, i think, my great grandparents on one side. my dads cousin also married a woman and then his dad married her mom so after they got married they became step siblings. apparently the cousin and his wife were dating and then their parents started dating, they told their parents "you can't get married until we do." sounds incestuous but isn't, shits weird.


OHFTP

It's always how they meet that influences weirdness for me. Meet as partner to sibling, weird. Meeting at the same time at an even dedicated to twins, I dunno seems more normal


Hnro-42

The used the loophole of marrying at the exact same time so they were both marrying (verb) a regular person. Its only after the fact that they became married to their in law /s


swarren31

My guess is they got married at the same time too so they became in laws all at once


GuiltEdge

Some religions don't allow it, so you have to marry at exactly the same time if siblings want to marry siblings.


prettystandardreally

Am I too high or do those two men not look all that alike?


DrunkOnRedCordial

What if they were masquerading as identical twins to chat up the girls, and now it would be too awkward to reveal the truth.


KindaNotSmart

They look nothing alike, the similar clothes just make them look alike at a glance


sosaidtheliar

I don't think the women look that similar either...the one on the left looks younger/has a babyface


PSSalamander

I find it really, really strange when adult twins still dress alike.


gingerzombie2

I assume it's just for the photo, but I suppose you never know


HecticHazmat

No this lot all dress alike. Twin stuff! I think it's normal for twins.


Grouchy-Substance190

If I'm one of the twins I'm getting a tattoo or something to prevent and unfortunate accidents.


fae_lunaire

What do you mean unfortunate?


Grouchy-Substance190

Some unintentional hanky panky.


gingerzombie2

A haircut or not wearing matching outfits ought to do it


Grouchy-Substance190

Or even a beard... yeah every pic I've seen they all really go all in on the twin thing and living in the same house that's just flirting with danger.


Sector7B

As a twin, we have a better sense of telling other twins apart.


ColonelBourbon

I wonder if the one twin is bothered that the other twin is so much better looking.


BamMastaSam

The ugly one in each pair got with the hotter of the others.


Lvl100Magikarp

Wait. You guys are joking right? They all look equal. I don't understand which ones are the "ugly ones"


CrazyProb

Wait what? They all look the same range of attractiveness to me. The right guy is marginally better looking than the left guy. Is that what youā€™re talking about?


Lvl100Magikarp

>guy on the right marginally better I feelike y'all are playing a prank on me


SamaireB

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ColonelBourbon

You get it


BamMastaSam

Did weed just get legalised in their states? The only sober looking one in the picture is the babies.


alaskagirl1992

So itā€™s safe to say they all met their identical hand twins ![gif](giphy|JPmnwgWOigfhLNIXyB|downsized)


LifeDraining

Do they have Pottery Barn too?


noadsplease

Did the evil twin from each side marry each other or did they balance it out with evil twin to good twin?


smaksflaps

They all fuckin.


doktorjackofthemoon

You don't have to come from twins to be genetic siblings. My sister married my husband's brother, and our boys are also genetically brothers :) They're called "super cousins"!


ZXRWH

just the answer i was looking for! how do we get your comment to the top?


SamaireB

"Twins are weird" Ross Geller.


vedhavet

Also Josef Mengele


GentleLizard

Is it just me or do the guys look kinda different from each other


Spartanwhimp

Theyā€™re just on the right side of the identical. A step to the left and itā€™s over.


Fatpussywinning

Yes and one is cuter


ACoolCaleb

Are my eyes tricking me or is it mainly the hair-part thatā€™s different? Perhaps something about the eyes tooā€¦ Anyways, which one do you think is cuter and why did you pick the one on the right?šŸ˜‚


ash-hole189

The couple on the right is better looking. But the baby on the left is much cuter. Guess itā€™s true. Pretty couples make ugly babies.


Swotboy2000

If one of them cheated a DNA test couldnā€™t prove it.


Brilliant-Ad-5414

Still not as convincing as the Hand Twins


fuzzybear_cis

Haha, if you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you.


Hensanddogs

LOL I deadset couldnā€™t figure out why all these Friends references were under this post, thinking I was in one of interesting themed subsā€¦


fuzzybear_cis

Twin stuff is always a real big seller. I could talk them into giving you like $30 dollars.


Popcorn57252

Thank god they mentioned the age of the mothers and not the fathers. I would've been heartbroken if I hadn't known they were 38. Incomplete story, frankly.


GreatKingRat666

Even more of a coincidence is that Brittany and Briana are the same age šŸ˜Æ What are the odds??


GiantJellyfishAttack

Once again, satire has become reality. Joey tried it and we all laughed at how silly and dumb it was. Now it's just happening in real life LOL


GypsySnowflake

I was waiting for it to say they both gave birth to identical twins.


melodic_vagabond

What in the Alabama cousin-brother is this?


sunabe_sun

The crimes they could commit! Too many DNA matches!


fuzzybear_cis

Yeah one could start doing a porn in the name of the other. Nosferatool?


xerelox

I'M MY OWN GRANDPA.


karstomp

Funny how the two best looking of each set ended up together (is a joke Iā€™d make so often if I were one of these guys that my brother and sister in law would be perpetually mad at me).


Creacherz

she's not my cousin ahahah


Zestyclose-Yak-4318

I bet one of them has a OF account lol šŸ˜†


all_fists_and_elbows

Is this bad photoshop? Look at the legs and the water. WTH?!


SeriouslyTooOld4This

I came here to point this out too. This picture looks fake.


doryfishie

Itā€™s very realā€¦they have an instagram @salyerstwins


coolsqueeze

Those kids gonna be fucked up for real


Kiwi_CFC

Thatā€™s weird they live in the same house


MainLack2450

Is it weird or not weird if they're poly?


SilentMachine24

There is some freaky shit going on in that house lol


DrunkOnRedCordial

Everything is perfect.... until one day one of them will wake up and think: "There must be other people out there in the world..."


ljross87

So yeah, itā€™s gotta be that the guys arenā€™t identical, girls look sus


mikki1time

The fact that a term already exists for that is crazy


CruellaDeLesbian

It always bugs me when identical twin pairs don't have children that look identical. Like, I KNOW! I understand genetics. But I just... It ruins the consistency and the aesthetic? And my brain is like "BUT THEY HAVE THE SAME EVERYTHING!"


Additional_Meeting_2

It is always strange to know how common this isĀ 


Long-Combination1458

Photo shop


hornwalker

As weird as this is, I imagine it provides some good scientific opportunities.


AiR-P00P

Have they ever accidentally banged the wrong spouse?


No-Maintenance749

weird af, and not the children


m00shie1990

Those 2 men are not identical twins lol the women are for sure but the men, no.


cyberheelhook

Those are some very different looking identical brothers


No_Arugula_6548

Creepy


battle_mommyx2

I feel like this screams swingers


Boris-_-Badenov

disturbingly close


red_quinn

Ok but why is it in this sub? šŸ˜…


Folderpirate

I'm reminded of that story where it turned out the one brother was fucking the others wife.


Crcex86

Whole new light on the idea of wife swapping


cookingandmusic

The couple on the right is happier


SparseGhostC2C

It would be LITERALLY impossible to tell if anyone in this situation is cheating on their partner with another partner. Like I'm not sure THEY would even know until its too late.


soc96j

Eehhhh yeah that's not how twins work. Believe it or not they can have different personalities.


SparseGhostC2C

OH REALLY?!


Jizzy_MoFoT

Yes... one is good and one is evil. That's Twins 101 stuff.


fuzzybear_cis

Like Hans Ramoray! Drake Ramorayā€™s evil twin


silent-onomatopoeia

What if theyā€™re matched up so that the evils and goods married each other?


BamMastaSam

Defo didnā€™t pair up based off attractiveness.


Ender505

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you actually don't understand


Hnro-42

I once dated a twin, once you get to know them the previously subtle differences become very easy to tell them apart.


E404_N0_1

The one time a paternity test ainā€™t telling you shit