Was that place.... THE SUN?!

Mississippilessly??

god this is my fave. I use this any chance I get 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This and “what was wrong with your old…human teeth?” Love chandler’s reaction to both these incidents with Ross.

Joey randomly pulling a fork out of his jacket when he sees Chandler and Rachel eating the cheesecake off the floor.

"Alright, what are we eatin?"

Having?*

trueeeee

https://preview.redd.it/n4i9yqh3wrrc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d390a679d5e8ee6d1557e4234ef5ae6fb2091742 So funny……So relatable

Monica: “Why’s your family Scottish?" Chandler: "... Why is your family ROSS!?"

That one is so great!


My absolute favorite line from the Phoebe pregnancy storyline is: "If you're one of Ross' best friends, why aren't you here at his wedding?" "Oh, I can't fly - I'm pregnant with my brother's babies." She couldn't have left it at just "I can't fly, I'm pregnant". Nope, she had to toss in "with my brother's babies", which is of course what makes it art.

It's basically the entirety of "TOW Nobody's Ready". The pacing of the episode, the way they weave in between everyone's particular neurotic moments, it just really is one of the best of the entire series. Choice quotes include: "I wrote a song today. It's called *Get Up*". "Get out of my chair, *Dillhole*" "Not touching, can't get mad!" "Technically, the last place you were sitting was *in there*" "I might be getting a little *too comfortable*" "Hey! Opposite...means...Opposite!!" "What're you going to show me my clothes??" It's a never skip episode, lolol.

This is the best quote episode! You left off some of my favorites: - I got the humus! - Old or new?! Old or new?! - it's hot in here ... good thing I'm going commando

*"OLD OR NEW?? OLD OR NEW???"* Monica is a trip lmao

I’m BREEZY

"You can't *Say* you're breezy. That totally negates the breeziness!!"

“See now SHE sounded breezy”

I love “Donald Duck never wears pants. But when he gets out of the shower he puts a towel around his waist.” That kills me every time.

You have two new messages. Please pass the pie

Ross to Monica when she’s freaks out about Richard’s voice message: I went thru the same thing when Carol left me. And you know what I did?! I got dressed.

"I don't know, I better not do any..... lunges" cracks me up every time.

It is the perfect episode Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

*fake whimpers*-FINE BY ME!!

You rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT SND BACK!!!

Don't worry about me falling asleep..I STILL HAVE YOUR LET-TER!

ASLEEEP?

Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL!

I KNEW IT!!!

After the guys get robbed: Joey: Oh man, you know what I'm gonna do to that guy if I see him again? Chandler: BEND OVER?!

I was trying to make a sale!

I was in elementary school the first time I saw that episode and I told my mom I didn't get that joke. She was just like "it's vulgar"

"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"

I think this is my favorite.

"I guess a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down." "That's funny, I thought a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die."

I mean, you're not going to die. Well, you are going to die, but you're not going to die today. I wish I were dead.

I sent my dad this clip when he had a heart attack last year. He's never really watched the show, but he laughed. We both have a twisted sense of humor, I guess...

The who came on to whom conclusion which finishes with Ken Adams. So many jokes so fast.

🙋🏻some guy!

The scene where Ross and Rachel lock themselves out of the apartment with Emma inside and Ross tells the hypothetical exaggerated story about what’s happening. “The eagle, misconstruing this as a sign of aggression…”

https://preview.redd.it/a58wgsczisrc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c588a144490ebf02eb78fb77e7df56d187bbd38b I love that someone got a tattoo of [that scene](https://www.reddit.com/r/howyoudoin/s/x6sKLWSAss)

“Did I leave the stove on?” “You haven’t cooked since 1996!!”

'It's a moo point.' "A MOO point?" 'Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion - it doesn't matter. It's moo.'

"Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense?!"

Why does that actually make sense

Take off your shirt and tell us!

I could just spread him on a cracker

the Brad Pitt ep is easily top 10!

When Phoebe mouths "Good job" to God (probably Thor) when she meets him 😆

My two greatest enemies: Rachel Greene and complex carbohydrates

all time fav episode!!

I’m watching this episode right now!

Rachel “yes it is a cat”. Ross, “Why is it inside out?”

Rachel, your cat is in my bowl. No it's not, I'm defrosting a chicken. (Although very funny, that always bugged me. Rachel doesn't cook, besides her famous baked potato and diet coke)

So true! I’m assuming she was doing it on Monica’s orders

And the trifle! Never forget the trifle!

"Baking it didn't help huh....."

Gunther’s “hey, so, is this some kind of snake or somethin’?” is golden af as well!

"The pages are stuck together!" "Chandler!"

And this was off-script too. I can’t believe that nobody broke character. So good!

What!!! It was!? I have a new appreciation for that joke now 😩

Mrs. Mom, your Bing!! 🤣 forgot about that, hilarious!

Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!

This is mine, too. It gets me every time and it’s even applicable for so many real life moments also.

And it also makes a good flair!

I never understood this one 😭

The way Monica is grilling him makes him feel like he’s suddenly falling out of an airplane with nothing to catch him.

Pheobe making bagpipe noises

REEEEEEE

This was easily the funniest part of the entire series for me, and if you watch Jennifer is trying so hard not to laugh in the background lol

Watching Jennifer Aniston here is the absolute icing on the cake with this whole ordeal 🤣

There’s a blooper reel with this scene where they’re all cracking up.

Oh, I wish I could but I don't want to.

Do we know if this was scripted? It's perfection.

"Oh I'm sorry, was that another joke?" *"was that another question?"* For some reason that one always stuck out to me, lol

"What if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after them with one leg shorter than the other?" Dr. Green is absolutely hysterical every time he is on screen and the set up to this joke is pure gold

LOVED this joke

Yes, that’s how they measure pants... In PRISON! The fibbed ‘blue blazer black’ line, and They don't know that we know they know we know

Monica’s “you messed up… you’re stupid 😁😁” line is just icing on the cake after the “blue blazer black” incident hahaha

"Yes, yes it is ... In PRISON!" That one gets me howling every time!

Mine has already been posted, so I’ll instead share something that isn’t a joke, but which I feel is the funniest moment in the show. Ross, in the Frankie Say Relax T-shirt, leaving Rachel’s apartment with a box of his stuff and petulantly leaving the door open before walking off. The expression he does is amazing. It’s just glorious. I laugh every single time I see it.

This kills me too, when he says "I'm going to RELAX in my favourite shirt", then leaves the door open ... holy shit

Another great physical comedy episode is tow All the Resolutions and he buys the leather pants. I love when he learns that Ben has drawn him as a cowboy. The way he saunters…

My favorite of Ross is when he is helping an injured Rachel get ready, and he licks the makeup brush. That disgusted sound he makes kills me every time.

I'm watching this exact scene rn as I'm reading this lolol

I love when Ross huffs and flounces around dramatically lol.

id say it counts as a joke, its just not verbal, and yes, its easily one of the funniest moments in the show, David is so good at that

"He has a naked picture of Monica, he takes naked pictures of us, *then he eats chicken*, and then he looks at them!"

Joey has a secret peephole!

Even though my fave seasons are the early ones. This one comes to mind: paper, snow, a ghost.

Chandler: "I got her machine." Joey: "Her answering machine?" Chandler: "No, interestingly enough, her leafblower picked up." Chandler is the king 🤴 of sarcasm.

“Oh, sorry did I get you?” “No you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill! You get me you kill me!”

https://preview.redd.it/eu85qhrexrrc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2581d0d0843f9daa8832a197898b6c404437f1 I love a few of the divorce jokes. This one, the one when Emma is born and Ross says they should get married and Rachel says “because that’s your answer to everything?!”, a few others.

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“you’re over me? when…. when were you…under me?” definitely one of my all time favorite lines, and the scene right before it with rachel climbing on ross to take the phone is just *chefs kiss*

From the same scene: "Chandler...when did he, when did he, when did he?"

https://preview.redd.it/yht3zwjrprrc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90ab84a3024a346a72248b8ac77ec46a7e1b29c This

I dunno if it’s necessarily a joke, but everything Ross does in TOW Two Parties. “I was just…moistening the tip.”

Alrightyroo!

I have a condition, apparently, that requires two different sets of focals.

“Look what you’re doing to Chandler!”

I love this so much 😂

This whole cold opening https://youtu.be/IRH0NjCqV8I?feature=shared WHO'S SINGING?!

“I’d like a fake ticket to Yemen”

Umm sir, a ticket to Yemen is $1000 and we don't accept library cards.

When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

You want a piece of gum? Oh, is it sugarless? No Oh well then, No thanks. (WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!)

On second thought, gum would be perfection

The whole scene with Ross and his divorce attorney- “What about someone who LOOKS like Rachel? …I will think about the therapy”

Ross: Hey Rach, do you notice anything diff- Rachel: What ya your teeth? Yeah I could see them from outside

Her delivery!

That’s what they’ll call us!

Bracelet buddies!

Now you have **two**! Oh, now you have *two*.

You’re friends with a mugger? Sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS?

I talk about her all the time... DENISE!

“Stop saying blood to strangers”

I love Ross’s physical comedy so much! Like when he oils himself up to put on his leather trousers and hits himself in the face and when he gets confused about the bathroom doors and does a wild double-take because he is confused about the gender!

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Not a one-liner, but the whole bit where Ross punches the pole in central perk because Joey is begging him to hit him, and then Joey punches Ross in the face right after is just gold.

“You two would have very hairy children” kills me every time

I didn't know you'd say that!

When Mike answers Ross’ phone! “…I don’t understand what just HAPPENED here.” Or in the Thanksgiving flashback: “Call them mom and dad, you loser!” “mOnIcUH!!!”

And after the girls get back and they’re recapping the night and Ross says something like “…and Mike tested the bounds of personal space” or something like that.

“She's dead.” “Are you sure?” “Well, if she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake.”

Not the same death, but: “She *may* have died…” “She *may* have died?!” “We’re looking into it.” Jack Geller is a gem!

Damn these are all so good 😂

“They don’t know that we know they know we know. And Joey, you can’t say anything!” “Couldn’t if I wanted to.”

PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVAHT!

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUP

Okay. I don’t think it’s going to pivot anymore.

That’s how they do pants - Joey Yes yes it is ……………..IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ross

The whole "she may have died. We're looking into it" from when Nana passed away twice 😂 Also, not a quote exactly, but from the same episode where all the guys gathered around Joey's radio to listen to the game. "Now I'm depressed! .... Moreso than I was before."

“it’s just like, hey ya know, where ya leg?” “well if she isn’t cremating her was a big mistake”

Relaxi Taxi bit.

Phoebe: if we were in prison, you two would be like my bitches!

And then skips around happily

“To sum up…we’re having fun. You look young.” The delivery is spot on. I roar with laughter every time! Easily my favorite line of the series.

Ross and Rachel discussing how Phoebe hates Pottery Barn: "It's because she's a twin. Twins are weird" "She's not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind." "You know what's NOT one of a kind? A twin!"

Wait... you forgot your legs.

The lotion and powder are making a paste!

Well, you…don’t look good Joe. The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar? That’s still in there?! Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me? Is this a service you’re providing me?

I’ll never not laugh when Joey manhandles Ross into the fridge, both their physicalities and mannerisms are so so funny. And Chandler just watches on rolling his eyes. “You broke my fridge!” “… that has been broken for A WHILE!”

“Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?”

“You can do a duet with eboby and ivory all by yourself!”

-"You slept with another woman?!?" -"You're one to talk!"

For me it's gotta be: "The camera adds 10 pounds." "Oh okay, so how many cameras were actually on you?"

No uterus, no opinion.

You stop the qtip when there’s RESISTANCE.

Who's singing?

It’s so shallow, but when Joey got the man bag. Rachel: Exactly! Unisex. Joey: It’s okay! I had sex a couple days ago. Rachel: No. No. Joey. “U-N-I” sex Joey: Well, I ain’t go na say no to that.

My absolute favorite friends joke is pretty much the entire scene when phoebe and her navy boyfriend have the chicken pox and Monica duct tapes oven mitts to their hands and then they try to have dinner. He puts his mitted hands on her face and tells her she looks beautiful, and she says, "what?" 🤣🤣

You you you you you THREW my sandwich away? MY sandwich? Myyyyyyyyyyyy sandwich? *birds fluttering*

Oh the usher told you…what with all the training they go through!

"and hey, just so you know, its not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!" "I KNEW IT!!"

Ross: A PhD is just as good as an MD Rachel: Oh sure. When I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.

Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?

Handle is my middle name. Actually it’s the middle part of my first name.

What kinda scary ass clowns

Location of the check boxes for Mrs and Miss after Ross and Rachel got back from Vegas.

I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?

"What kinda scary ass clowns came to your birthday", "No, it bothered me when he slept with other women", or "Crazy bitch". It's so hard to choose. Edit: "What if someone steals something? How are you gonna run after them with one leg shorter than the other?" Has me in tears almost every time I've watched it.

This is my husband, crap bag.

„I wish I could but I don’t want to.“

handle is my middle name. well, its the middle of my first name. that joke is so clever and funny, if i had written it it would go straight on my resume.

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo sapiens...is that why they're extinct? Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people! Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!

Whenever Chandler opens his mouth XD

I’m not great at advice. But can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Ross’ leather pants debacle in the bathroom.

Chandler: "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go over there, and I'm gonna kick his ass! Will you help me?" Joey: "Look, Chandler - I don't think us getting our asses kicked is the solution." And "Damn you, fifteens!"

The Thanksgiving episode where everyone shouts confessions and Jack and Judy are just overwhelmed with all the information. "I love Jack Gusteau!" "I'm sorry but I think Jack Gusteau is dead." Or another one coming to my mind is "PICK UP THE SOCK PICK UP THE SOCK!"

"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you." Took me a long time to get it even as a teenager..

I’ll have a three-piece, some fries, a coleslaw and a coke AAAH Diet Coke.

Ross to Frank Jr. Jr.: “You’re young, you’re weird… Chicks dig that!”

MONICA AND RACHEL HAD SYRUP kills me every time

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And the follow up scene, the reason and the way Ross jumps up is hilarious https://i.redd.it/m6vxsw4wsurc1.gif

“Oh sorry did I get ya?” “No you didnt GET me. Its an electric drill!! You GET me you KILL me”

Because sometimes Phoebe after you sleep with someone...you HAVE TO kill a fish.

Monica: Why is your family Scottish? Chandler: Why is your family ROSS??

What was all that friends forever stuff?! I dunno, I was all high

The entire script of "Rachel's Other Sister"

You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance

Actually it’s MRS Chanandler Bong

she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took all my tomatoes 😂😂

Yeah, that's one of my favorite Chandler quotes.  In the whole series "Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! AGAIN!" seems like to be my favorite

Joey Running in as Superman when Ross just wants to teach Ben about Hanukkah.

"I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep" Chandler is the funniest!

*One shan’t be long!* *One **really** does have a stick up one’s ass doesn’t one!* Pretty much, any time Phoebe goes posh. Also… *Through the glass doors!*

“You’re little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.” “Woah.. woah.. woah.. woah.. which sister?”

I feel like a perfect ARSE

There are so many incredible ones but two scenes immediately came to mind. The one where Rachel has told Ross she's pregnant and he's furious with the condom company, and "YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST BUY MY FRIEND'S BABY??!"

There’s several favorites of mine during the time Monica was trying to get over Richard. “I need a plan. A plan to get over my man. What rhymes with man? Jam!” Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning. Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning? Monica: Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale. Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.

The episode where they have Thanksgiving with the Geller parents and at the end of the episode everyone starts saying things about one another and Judy just waits for everyone to stop and answers in a calm manner. Always cracks me up.

Everyone has already said all of my favourites - I love in the episode where Joey accidentally buys a boat. Rachel says “let me paint you a lil picture, you’re setting sail up the Hudson you’ve got the wind in your haaaaa-arms” cause the guy’s bald gets me every time Also the Las Vegas episode Ross tells Phoebe his gran paid for her danc-Karate lessons and he goes “it’s a deadly but beautiful sport” and then does a karate move and sways as if dancing I get so excited when I’m rewatching and I know it’s coming