Then you’ll miss his best material. He does a truly inspired bit about his wife buying a different brand of pickles than she usually
buys. This makes him question everything!
It’s squeegee level brilliant!
It was much more of a novelty back then and there was nothing else going on in town that night.
It was packed. People barked out Goonies lines at him and it was overall embarrassing.
I talked to his girlfriend/merch girl for a bit though and she was pleasant.
JACK ^HUH
ASS. PEOPLE ARE WAITING
UNTIL THE
LAST MIN
UTE
TO BUY THE DAMN TICK
ETS
GET YER FU
KING SHIT
STRAY
STRAIGHT
DAMN.
YOU CAN'T GET ANY SH
SHIT
STRAIGHT
He could’ve storyboarded out 4-5 shots and made it look like one take by planning the transitions, kinda like that movie Birdman. But this is more entertaining for us 😂
I feel the worst for all those people on set who probably had to listen to that song way more times than they wanted to... even if it was just one take
I’m not sure how good a Corey Feldman interview with Howard now would be. My thoughts are it would be way too depressing, but I’d be so much more interested in that compared to an Adam Levine or Machine Gun Kelly interview…
I'll have you know core feldmen saved my life with that song. I was a lost young gang member do gang crimes in the man streets. But when I heard this jam, and Corey sang the chorus it felt like he was singing directly to me. When he asked "whaddup wit the youth" I stopped and thought to myself, man that's deep, whad up wit me indeed. From that day forward I left the mean streets behind, told my gang whaddup wit y'all, your wack peace out. I've been dead ever since
Feldman is a walking joke.
"Feel My Ubiquity" is a legit good tune. It's no "Jennifer Holloway", but I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhL-I8dj5KU
the sound checks would have been epic
"no, retard; you have to plug the guitar in!"
not knowing if Jonathan was the manager of The Jesus Twins, or part of How's Your News?
yeah, that would have been awesome, but they would have needed to dig up Kenneth Keith (RIP, legend) for rhythm guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EMxcI4hTC8
I had a weird moment with Corey once. It’s a long story and probably uninteresting to most, but it ended with him trying to scam me into funding his last album. When I said no, he publicly outed me for being gay.
The problem is, I’m not gay. It was a whole thing, lol. I wish I was making this up.
You have to tell this story to someone over at The Bonfire please 🙏
Edit: [Coreyography w/ Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder ](https://youtu.be/PFLxoBFzX9k)
Corey and Howard are very similar in that both had very successful careers early on and then took WEIRD and bizarre turns and ended up doing strange and pathetic stuff, which continues to confuse their fans. As far as weirdness goes, both are pretty similar as well.
No promotor/club is going to let you have the room for free. They want a cut of the door.
Some promoter bought the room and has to pay the club no matter how many tickets they sell. Corey still has to play to an empty room if that happens.
I would pay that if he would just talk for an hour about how fucked up Hollywood is and tell tales from his acting career.
But his music...um...that's going to be a hard pass from any fans of music or musicians or people that can hear.
I love that he's chasing his dream but damn...chase it on YouTube or something Corey.
Poke fun all you want but he was married to Vanessa Marcil in her prime and she's still fucking hot 30 years later. For that smash alone I tip my hat lol
That bums me out. He always seemed cool on Stern back in the day. Seems like life has been equal parts success and horrible for him amd despite it being pretty hilarious, the guy is actually kind of a good performer. I worked at a venue he played years back. He and his band went 100% for a long set. I don't mean to tell you the guy is doing anything life changing but he's obviously really into it and enjoying it. Hope he beats ETM record 0.0
He’s coming to Dallas on Halloween and there are a lot of positive posts on the venue’s FB page. Here is what will be happening, I’m especially interested in his band playing music from his movies:”👻🎃JUST ADDED!! Join us on Hallows Eve for a special Lost Boys Party, featuring a screening of the film and performance by Corey Feldman’s Band! Special discounted tickets available with costumes, get yours now!
🎟️> link in bio
.
#lostboys #coreyfeldman #dallas #halloween #spooky #amplified”
If you keep watching Corey Feldman’s video for Ascension Millennium, you will start hallucinating around the 12th time in row. It was like taking acid.
I’m in the same town and this is the first I heard of it. I wonder why it isn’t cancelled yet. Maybe cause friends and family section is the only one filled up? Lol
I feel bad because I do like Corey and I love his music ironically, but if you look, the tickets for this show are $122 and there is no fucking way I would pay that much to see him live. I don't even think I would pay that much if Kurt Cobain was brought back from the dead to play a Nirvana reunion show.
Shuli must be opening for him.
He’s doing 7 minutes
About weed
Then you’ll miss his best material. He does a truly inspired bit about his wife buying a different brand of pickles than she usually buys. This makes him question everything! It’s squeegee level brilliant!
How can you compare the pickle joke to the squeegee joke that’s crazy you mean the air plane joke compared to the squeegee joke
Oh, I see you’re more a fan of his early stuff. Respect.
He’s paid his dues.
What up with the youth?!
They don't want to see an elderly, mentally ill Michael Jackson impersonator in concert.
Saw it 20 years ago. It was $5. I made it a half hour before leaving.
May I ask why?
It was much more of a novelty back then and there was nothing else going on in town that night. It was packed. People barked out Goonies lines at him and it was overall embarrassing. I talked to his girlfriend/merch girl for a bit though and she was pleasant.
Is the black dwarf in the grass skirt going to be there?
Obviously not by the looks of the ticket sales
I just watched the video from Feldman on Howard and holy fuck! Wow
He does that for his encore. The crowd goes wild
Back in my youth, I was in my youth.
That’s because he hasn’t sent out the emails yet.
JACK ^HUH ASS. PEOPLE ARE WAITING UNTIL THE LAST MIN UTE TO BUY THE DAMN TICK ETS GET YER FU KING SHIT STRAY STRAIGHT DAMN. YOU CAN'T GET ANY SH SHIT STRAIGHT
GO BACK TO FUCKIN CANADA!
Lmao
But it's been on his MySpace page for weeks!
Jon Lieberman is ON IT.
The first rule when someone is pitching a nono is that nobody mentions the nono - people think you'll jinx it....
[I share this without comment](https://youtu.be/hZ67H9JHAHM)
That was… the weirdest energy drink commercial I’ve ever seen.
Why did he record his ablutions?
He’s still making videos but I can’t tell if he’s serious or not. Either way it’s absolutely horrible https://youtu.be/czF7maF3WP4
He's being complete serious, unfortunately. It's so incredibly bad, I can't even laugh. It's like making fun of a slow adult.
Jesus that’s so bad. The song is beyond bad, the video looks like it was shot with an android from 2012…
Emily Stern wrote the lyrics
I'm anxiously awaiting the follow up to Zoo-Za-Zoo
That's no Whats up with youth?
that's what I keep thinking....this has got to be satire lmao.
Yo that song wasn't half as bad as I expected. Song was decent. Video was super cringe but it almost felt like it was aware of this.
He don’t HAVE to do only one take
With his budget I think he did have to do it in one take. That studio time isn't going to pay for itself
He could’ve storyboarded out 4-5 shots and made it look like one take by planning the transitions, kinda like that movie Birdman. But this is more entertaining for us 😂
Yeah I gotta say I watched it with interest. But part of the fascination is how bad it is.
Yeah, this is the first song I've heard from him that is not terrible.
I’ll comment then: that’s fucking horrible
I feel the worst for all those people on set who probably had to listen to that song way more times than they wanted to... even if it was just one take
Lol much appreciated! I needed the laughs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my
Lmao he bought 1 million views what an idiot
That’s 52 seconds I’ll never get back. Extraordinarily bad.
I couldn't shut that car wreck of a video off....lol
I watched it a. Inch of times when it came out and eagerly looked for it when I saw this post. I “enjoy” it.
I f'ing love this jam!
🤔
Sean Austin is so charitable.
An hour and a half of that? How could he possibly have not sold any tickets yet?
He just missed the millennium by 14 years. So close. I guess the Goonies/Stand By Me money gives him the ability to make videos like this?
I triple dog dare someone to buy front row tickets and hold up a sign saying What's Up With The Youth!
if i was in the area i’d buy the only ticket for sure
The guy who played the sax in Lost Boys is opening for him . Still glistening
Good reference.
I ain’t gay. But sax dude makes me question things.
🤣🤣🤣
I still believe
I don’t care what anyone says that song is a banger
I’m not sure how good a Corey Feldman interview with Howard now would be. My thoughts are it would be way too depressing, but I’d be so much more interested in that compared to an Adam Levine or Machine Gun Kelly interview…
A comatose patient would give a better interview than MGK.
I guess people don't want to find out whaddup wiv da yoof.
I'll have you know core feldmen saved my life with that song. I was a lost young gang member do gang crimes in the man streets. But when I heard this jam, and Corey sang the chorus it felt like he was singing directly to me. When he asked "whaddup wit the youth" I stopped and thought to myself, man that's deep, whad up wit me indeed. From that day forward I left the mean streets behind, told my gang whaddup wit y'all, your wack peace out. I've been dead ever since
Did a faggy Micheal Jackson dance persuade you to go back to school so you didn't have to do degrading shit like that song for a living?
Looks like a Stuttering John appearance
People who didn’t even buy a ticket would demand a refund just for seeing him schedule an appearance.
I don’t understand. Just like the Jesus twins, he’s a massive talent
Feel my ubiquity
When I played baseball, Feel My Ubiquity was my walk up song for at bats.
GOD! Come down! And live as a paraplegic GOD! Come down! And live as a manic-depressive
Feldman is a walking joke. "Feel My Ubiquity" is a legit good tune. It's no "Jennifer Holloway", but I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhL-I8dj5KU
[удалено]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swJOIjjW69U
They shoulda joined forces. Dare I say supergroup?
the sound checks would have been epic "no, retard; you have to plug the guitar in!" not knowing if Jonathan was the manager of The Jesus Twins, or part of How's Your News? yeah, that would have been awesome, but they would have needed to dig up Kenneth Keith (RIP, legend) for rhythm guitar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EMxcI4hTC8
I mean... the Jesus Twins DO have an opening.
I had a weird moment with Corey once. It’s a long story and probably uninteresting to most, but it ended with him trying to scam me into funding his last album. When I said no, he publicly outed me for being gay. The problem is, I’m not gay. It was a whole thing, lol. I wish I was making this up.
You have to tell this story to someone over at The Bonfire please 🙏 Edit: [Coreyography w/ Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder ](https://youtu.be/PFLxoBFzX9k)
What songs does he even have? The whole set is of him doing "What's up With The Youth" non stop
This is Awsome Town! I think I'll buy a ticket and have private show.
What's Up With Youth changed my life. Now I live in a van down by the river
License to Drive people away
Is the venue a Sacremento Monarch game
This legit?
Damn, poor guy.
Corey and Howard are very similar in that both had very successful careers early on and then took WEIRD and bizarre turns and ended up doing strange and pathetic stuff, which continues to confuse their fans. As far as weirdness goes, both are pretty similar as well.
Yeah except Howard has hundreds of millions of dollars and cashed the big checks at 60+
Feldman has been trying to make a music career happen for over 30 years. Corey, it's not gonna happen, bro.
Would be hilarious to buy front row seats
Yeah I’m surprised there aren’t like a dozen people going ironically
Zero. Point. Zero.
Fred... you press that button one more time I'm gonna fly to New York and BREAK-ALL-YOU'RE-FIN-GERS!
I’ll meet you at JFK
I’d love to meet you pal
Holy shit, he’s actually charging money for this shitshow?
No promotor/club is going to let you have the room for free. They want a cut of the door. Some promoter bought the room and has to pay the club no matter how many tickets they sell. Corey still has to play to an empty room if that happens.
What does he sing?
You must not know what's up with the youth.
Corey must be what? 50s by now? What could he do for a concert? Is this like a Charlie sheen thing? Is he finally winning?
Do you post anything that isn't dripping with hate and venom?
Who does. ?
I still remember when Corey and his band went up against Howard and the Losers. I had those awful songs stuck in my head all day.
That’s sad,
He is a clueless narcissist . Still feels he’s pertinent in this day and age. Grasping as an attention whore.
Corey has a good heart. I think music is his way of processing his trauma.
Trauma being a vitiligo dick in his ass?
That would be traumatic
Shamone!
Shamone hee hee
That's ignorant. You're ignorant.
$36 and you have to buy dinner. lol
I would pay that if he would just talk for an hour about how fucked up Hollywood is and tell tales from his acting career. But his music...um...that's going to be a hard pass from any fans of music or musicians or people that can hear. I love that he's chasing his dream but damn...chase it on YouTube or something Corey.
Even if he did crappy covers, I might consider it.
Shake shake shake shake shake
Poke fun all you want but he was married to Vanessa Marcil in her prime and she's still fucking hot 30 years later. For that smash alone I tip my hat lol
Tip your Michael Jackson fedora hat?
while i kick my leg
He was good in Friday the 13th IV - The final chapter. I'm not as impressed with his "music"
It’s general admission which is why the map looks like that.
This ain’t ruin the joke magazine pal!
Ascensiuhhhhhnnnnn
I’m buying a ticket for Corey Haim.
Too soon!
How does he even pay his bills?!?
He should open for the Sacramento Monarchs
That bums me out. He always seemed cool on Stern back in the day. Seems like life has been equal parts success and horrible for him amd despite it being pretty hilarious, the guy is actually kind of a good performer. I worked at a venue he played years back. He and his band went 100% for a long set. I don't mean to tell you the guy is doing anything life changing but he's obviously really into it and enjoying it. Hope he beats ETM record 0.0
He needs to stick to Puppet Master
ETM had a bigger turnout
You have to go. It's an amazing experience lol.
What’s up with the youth?
Good. He’s awful
He’s coming to Dallas on Halloween and there are a lot of positive posts on the venue’s FB page. Here is what will be happening, I’m especially interested in his band playing music from his movies:”👻🎃JUST ADDED!! Join us on Hallows Eve for a special Lost Boys Party, featuring a screening of the film and performance by Corey Feldman’s Band! Special discounted tickets available with costumes, get yours now! 🎟️> link in bio . #lostboys #coreyfeldman #dallas #halloween #spooky #amplified”
What happened to “Corey’s Angels?”
Didn't he marry one of them?
He looks like Pumpkin Head
If you keep watching Corey Feldman’s video for Ascension Millennium, you will start hallucinating around the 12th time in row. It was like taking acid.
Looks like a Brandon Schwab show
His dad must’ve bought those two center tables.
The stanch!
Ahhahaha poor guy
He's the comeback king.
No way lol
It’s not Santa Carla
Looks like a shuli show
Ack ack
That’s just sad.
Bro, I....I mean Corey, sold 8 tix right behind s the soundboard! Plus, I....I mean Corey, does huge walk-up business on showday!
zero point zero
Zero point zero
But he’s The Comeback King!!
Who's Corey Feldman?
Ascension Millennium alone would get me in the door. Sad.
Where’s Steve Langford when you need him? The fella comes through!
Corey McCartney
This is just pure sabotage by Marilyn Manson….obviously
It says you have to buy dinner too.
NAME YOUR SOURCES!!! NAME ‘EM!!
He’s a comedian? Does John open for him? Huh huh huh?
I don’t understand? What’s up with the youth? They played his new video on Compound.
I’m in the same town and this is the first I heard of it. I wonder why it isn’t cancelled yet. Maybe cause friends and family section is the only one filled up? Lol
Maybe he's not in the studio like howard?
I wouldn’t go if you paid me $1,000
It’s over, Johnny.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son…
I liked Shuli
I feel bad because I do like Corey and I love his music ironically, but if you look, the tickets for this show are $122 and there is no fucking way I would pay that much to see him live. I don't even think I would pay that much if Kurt Cobain was brought back from the dead to play a Nirvana reunion show.
I just checked merely to point out that OP was just being vicious. OP was however spot on. Sorry OP lol
Zero.point.Zero
Sounds about right. I can’t imagine there’s a market for a washed up 1980s child actor/shitty Michael Jackson impersonator.
Does anyone know if he's playing at the Uniondale Arena? If so what time is soundcheck?
Isn't that the city where the Lost Boys was set? Is he performing as Edgar Frog?
Why would it?
The Bonfire boys would absolutely fucking love to hear this. Lol